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My step-dad is an avid Pepsi fan and I used to only drink Coke... so naturally I taught my sister when she was little to say "Coke is good; Pepsi sucks!" much to my mom's disapproval. Anyway, when she was maybe 4 or 5, she said that once, and my step-dad retorted with "Coke sucks!" My little 4-or-5-year-old sister quickly turned on him, stomped her foot, and screamed "YOU suck, Daddy!"
There was a slight pause before both he and I burst into laughter. I was quite proud.
It’s not so funny when you realize you have ruined her life.
She's going to drop out of High School for sure.
My seven-year-old brother went through and Rick Roll'd every one of his Facebook friends yesterday. :/
>>> Precocious children are evil..:luca:
For the most part, I don't like kids. In general, they're noisy and annoying and selfish.
However...
this totally brightened my day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
I guess the quiet bookworm kids are fine to be around, I suppose. :-/
Why does he have a Facebook account? O_OQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Also, I had to post this.
"Today, my mom and I were trying on clothes at the mall. Somewhere in the dressing room, someone lets out the biggest burp ever. We all giggle to ourselves until some lady cries out, “DIANA! That’s not very ladylike!” A little voice then responds, “I’m not a lady, I’m five.” That kid is going places. MLIA. "
Doesn't everyone have one? xPQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodWhy does he have a Facebook account? O_OQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Don't worry, it's monitored. He mostly uses it to bug me.
I like him.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Anyway, my 10-year-old sister doesn't have a Facebook account... as far as I know. She just text messages more than the rest of the family combined. She's "precocious" in the sense that she already acts like a teenage girl, which makes me thankful I'm out of the house before she actually becomes a teenage girl.
My 19-year-old brother doesn't have one, he's also not very computer savvy.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackDoesn't everyone have one? xPQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodWhy does he have a Facebook account? O_OQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Don't worry, it's monitored. He mostly uses it to bug me.
But still, seven? Christ.
That one is pretty funny xD I have a little neighbor girl that always asks if my brother has girlfriends.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
A few months ago I was coughing and just kinda leaned back cause I was tired of being sick and my niece looks at me, rolls her eyes and says, "It's not that bad."
It made me laugh cause she wasn't even 2 and half yet.
I'm sorry to hear about your wife Breine :( You had to laugh because the hurt is just so much.
xD Kids are great. Today the son of one of the guys I do athletics with was flicking through a Naruto manga to get inspiration to go beat up his friend. He'd flick through some pages, mumble some words of approval and then make noises and swing his fists and chase the other kid. It was fantastic.
Yes, I laugh to hide the fact that I'm dead inside and cry myself to sleep every night :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
This video makes me feel sick because you know that this kid learned to interact with women this way by following his father's example.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus