What would you doo-oo-oooo?

Yeah, but who cares about that stuff?

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Originally Posted by Skyblade

And now I'm disappointed, because when I saw the thread title I immediately jumped to Klondike bar.

Only to find it is about chocolate chip cookies, which I can already make perfectly, and which was a tease anyway. So sad.

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How could you possibly make the perfect chocolate chip cookie when I'm the only one with the recipe?

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

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Originally Posted by Mandalore the Guardian

I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

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The question you should be asking yourself is, "Do you want to know what I [TSoL] 'd do for it?"

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I already know what you would do though.

I won't kick your ass.

Alternatively I'll trade you for the most perfectly perfect brownie recipe.

More like what am I going to do if you don't give me the recipe?

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

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I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

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The question you should be asking yourself is, "Do you want to know what I [TSoL] 'd do for it?"

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I already know what you would do though.

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You think you do, but you're highly mistaken...

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Originally Posted by Mandalore the Guardian

I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

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Rip a fingernail out for each minute of your life you withold it.

nothing!

I refuse to take it, for fear that any future cookie I have in the future would seem hollow and worthless compared to yours. And I don't have the time to make cookies every day.

I called your grandma, she gave me the recipe, they taste like :bou: :bou: :bou: :bou:

You little :bou::bou::bou::bou:! That's blasphemy and a bannable offense! :nonono:

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

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Originally Posted by Mandalore the Guardian

I hold in my hand the recipe for the world's most perfect chocolate chip cookie. What are you willing to do to get this information?

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Rip a fingernail out for each minute of your life you withold it.

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Oh... *swoon*

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cacnea

I called your grandma, she gave me the recipe, they taste like :bou: :bou: :bou: :bou:

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I did the same, horribly disappointing really. I mean really, pig waste for the chocolate chips? You don't even want to know what the dough is made out of. :barf:

Unless your recipe has browned butter and a tiny sprinkle of fleur de Sel, I'm pretty sure I have you beat in the chocolate chip cookie category.

I spent 4 hours making cookies today. They are so good. My cookies:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...chipcookie.jpg

Del Murder has already eaten like, 3. But that's just because he is in fact a cookie monster. :monster:

No, I'm sorry Miriel but those look disgusting. Del must have washed them down with a lot of milk. Frankly, I'm shocked that you would post such an unappetizing picture. I...

Who am I kidding, those look heavenly. The picture alone has moved me to tears. :crying2:

Lol, nice. I'd like to see a better picture than that, Eric. :hattip:

Eric, as a friend, I can't let you provoke me. So hand over the cookie recipe before something horrible happens to you :smug: