Bathroom ediquitte

We don't have bidets 'cause this is Amurcah! So I start with damp toilet paper and when that shows no more signs of fecal material I move to dry. Seems to work.


This is a weird thread.

I chuck a few squares in the water before I sit down to reduce splashback. I am a folder. As for wiping, I go by the age-old rule "If it's white, you're all right. If it's brown, don't flush it down"

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Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy

"If it's white, you're all right. If it's brown, don't flush it down"

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omg that's so racist

Who the heck something white coming out of your butt? Go to the hospital!

EDIT: oh wait I geddit. White toilet paper. xD

I just wipe until I'm clean :confused:

Baby wipes FTW.

I scruch and wipe, if I see blood then I blot rather than wipe.

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

Also to get é the code is alt + 130 on number pad. :p

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I don't have a number pad help

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"If it's white, you're all right. If it's brown, don't flush it down"

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this doesn't make sense, please explain

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if I see blood

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bl-blood?! SO UNNATURAL.

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Who the heck something white coming out of your butt? Go to the hospital!

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I cannot disguise,
all the stomach pains
and the walking of the canes
when you, do come out
and you whisper up to me
in your life of tragedy

But I cannot grow
till you eat the last of me
oh when will I be free
and you, a parasite
just find another host
just another fool to roast
cause you!
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You!
My tapeworm tells me where to go

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY

I cannot deny
all the evil traits
and the filling of the crates
when you, do come out
and you slither up to me
in your pimpin majesty

But I cannot grow
till you eat the last of me
oh when will I be free
and you, a parasite
just find another host
just another stool to post
cause you, my tapeworm tells me what to do
you!
my tapeworm tells me where to go

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of me...

I'm sitting in my room
with a needle in my hand
just waiting for the tomb
of some old dying man
sitting in my room
with a needle in my hand
just waiting for the tomb
of some old dying man

You!
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You!
My tapeworm tells me where to go

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY

You use a Mac right rubah? If so it's Option + E then E. :p

I obtain my desired cleanliness without any special acrobatics or math. It's worked so far, all's good. It feels nice to be asked every once in a while. I feel treated.

x = pi - 3
solve for x

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Originally Posted by Timekeeper

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I do what normal clean people do?

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Normal? How would you know what normal is? Do you watch other people while they're in the bathroom?

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I am making an educated guess based on the responses in this thread and common preconception of what normal people do.

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

You use a Mac right rubah? If so it's Option + E then E. :p

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I just want to come up with a good snarky comeback, but I aint' got none.

I'll go check your momma's face

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Originally Posted by Peegee

x = pi - 3
solve for x

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π - 3. Since π is irrational you can not simplify it any further. Rational numbers and irrational numbers are not like terms. :p

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Originally Posted by Shoeberto

What is your methodology for wiping in the restroom? Kinda personal but it's not something you usually hear about. Are you clean, ensuring your entire bottom is pristine? Discuss.

I'm pretty clean.

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Thank you for justifying why I rarely venture into General Chat. :ty: