I've only ever been given one nickname and it was the stupidest thing ever. This guy at my last job called me Super Pooper. :mad2:
After I started working there, some disgruntled previous employee thought it would really stick it to the boss if he came back and trout everywhere in the bathroom but the proper receptacle. The manager went around warning everyone on duty that if he ever caught us doing that it would be an insta-fire. I was the only one who laughed out loud. It was smurfing funny, how am I not going to laugh? Some idiot took that as a sure sign that I was the one that did it and the nickname spread like wildfire. :mad: