Finally, girls can play video games

Her pigtails are detachable though, so I'm not sure they're real.

girls, u mad?

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

There needs to be a male version where you gain levels by:

-working out
-masturbating
-channel surfing until you find a sporting event (if you end up on golf and manage to keep your character awake for the first hour then you get bonus exp)
-playing video games (you have to push the right buttons to make sure he pushes the right buttons, it's ingenious!)
-going online to talk about video games (bonus exp for post length)
-going to bars
-picking up girls at bars (text selector for your pickup lines)
-getting girlfriends (experience points increase exponentially the more girlfriends you have at once)
-'going all the way' with your girlfriends and then ignoring them as much as possible afterwards
-eating as much processed cheese food as you can

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You can actually do a lot of that in Persona 3/4 and Catherine. Though I now realize that eating processed cheese is a terrible ommission that has now destroyed my ability to recognize these games as good. Its just that important in a man's life :colbert:

Okay bumping this because I want to see just HOW MAD some of these girls on our forum will get.

Isn't there even a slight chance that this game is actually a parody game?

Far too many games lack that "remove clothes" option. :colbert:

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Oh god take cover the combined rage of Miriel, foa, rubah, and Shlup is going to take out half of the continental United States.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

-going online to talk about video games (bonus exp for post length)

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Jesus Christ if you make that a condition then Steve's character would grow so strong he would gain real-world powers from it. (SPOILER)he still wouldn't get laid though :smug:

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-eating as much processed cheese food as you can

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To be fair this is actually a pretty core conceit of being a man and I would be more offended by a game that omitted it.

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I'm getting laid more often than you and thats for sure. No no, don't claim otherwise Hux, your girlfriend lives in the continental united states. :smug:

(SPOILER)Sorry Pike but he had to get had

Steve I have at one point in my life had intercourse.

This is more than you will ever have intercourse.

Jizzing all over your family's fridge does not count as intercourse.

NECKBEARD SHOWDOWN??

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...al/popcorn.jpg

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Originally Posted by Pike

NECKBEARD SHOWDOWN??

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...al/popcorn.jpg

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Best post ever :lol:

Yeah well last week I totally held a girls hand for while

I'm not paying a smurfing stipend. This is why I snagged a girl who will pay the bills for me while I blow my cash on whatever the smurf I want :jess:

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Finally, girls can play video games

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We're giving them permission?! Next you know they'll want the vote :@

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Okay bumping this because I want to see just HOW MAD some of these girls on our forum will get.

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I dunno, when something is as over the top stupid as this, it's hard to work up a frenzy. It's just too out there to really give a damn.

To be honest, this bothers me less than forum members calling female game characters "bitch" and other such seemingly minor but still disconcerting things that ping my sexism/misogyny radar.

Hey now, twas all in good fun Miriel. If it bothers you too much I can gladly edit it out for you.