Gah!

Y'know my mind went there first, but I felt it was best not to say the ways in which I have woken people up.

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Originally Posted by Shlup

I feel like my best answer to this thread is TMI. But I like it.

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This is not okay. You must have an answer.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

A guy I met on a Final Fantasy forum snoring. Step forward Eyes on's very own Quin 'n' Tonic!

(A True Story)

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"Do I snore?!"
"Yes. You snore like Satan."

Anyway, you should start "accidentally" poking her in the eye or elbowing her tit to wake her up. If the amount of your violent awakenings increase, you should probably have a chat.

EDIT: I agree that Shlup and Shiny MUST tell us their TMI stories. I mean, with all the pointless bollocks you two come up with, how could it be any worse? :bigsmile:

Shlup and Shiny wake-up story-off! GOGOGO

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Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777

Shlup and Shiny wake-up story-off! GOGOGO

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Second.

I once headbutted my ex-girlfriend in my sleep. I was awake enough in the moments before to remember pulling my head back and then crashing it into her skull, but I cannot for the life of me figure out why sleepy me would do that.

Needless to say, she was pissed. I laughed and rolled over.

BJ kicks me in his sleep fairly regularly.

An earthquake.

It was a few years ago and being from the UK it's definitely not something we're used to. Me and my ex woke up to the bed shaking. My ex was freaking out but I'm a really deep sleeper and was fast asleep again within about 30 seconds.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

I once woke myself, and my girlfriend, up by yelling 'WOO!" in my sleep.

It was very odd.

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Originally Posted by Sephex

My mom threw a damn plastic bowling pin at me when I was a kid.

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Originally Posted by G13

I once headbutted my ex-girlfriend in my sleep. I was awake enough in the moments before to remember pulling my head back and then crashing it into her skull, but I cannot for the life of me figure out why sleepy me would do that.

Needless to say, she was pissed. I laughed and rolled over.

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All of these things are hilarious to sleepy foa.

When we were kids and wouldn't get up my dad would throw water on us. And I had young cousins who would pry your eyelids apart.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I remember waking up to my friends laughing because I had been talking about explosions in my sleep.

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They're just jealous they don't dream about being in Michael Bay movies!

Even Michael Bay doesn't dream about having to be in one of his movies.

This was well before I knew who Michael Bay was.

Maybe Michael Bay is your Tyler Durden?

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Originally Posted by Jiro

This was well before I knew who Michael Bay was.

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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

Maybe Michael Bay is your Tyler Durden?

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Please stop making Transformers movies Jiro Bay.

But watching the world burn is awesome.