In our flat, it's the ironing board (if that's classed as furniture).
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In our flat, it's the ironing board (if that's classed as furniture).
Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Think the title of the article says all that needs to be said. :stare:
Going to have to go with ceiling fans on this one. Coffee tables are a close second, however.
The dishwasher. She keeps acting up and fighting with the sandwich maker.
Metal bed frames.
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Originally Posted by Shattered Dreamer
I don't remember ever catching my shins but I do remember catching my elbow on a coffee table once during some floor sex at a house in East London. I fractured my elbow (for the second time) essentially "breaking my funny bone" (for the second time) however I haven't been murdered anally by a computer chair and am suddenly very glad I don't own one of these death traps.
My couch with bear trap cushions. Always a bit of a pain in the ass.
I change my answer to that. BJ tied an old T-shirt around one of the corners because we kept murdering our toes on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloudDragon
We used to have a folding deckchair that claimed the fingertips of about seven members of family.
Its bloodlust was insatiable.
A gun rack.
YOU GUESSED THE SECRET WORD! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHQuote:
Originally Posted by fierytempest
For me, I'm always stubbing my toes on the wooden edges of my bed. But then again, anything in my house could be used as a weapon against me, since I'm so damn clumsy.
my bed, and I don't even mean it in a :joey: way. I keep walking into the corner of it and it draws blood. Did it twice within an hour once, horrible :'(
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by AmariaSama