Mothersmurfing Ranch Dressing

I like dipping fried stuff in it and putting it on pizza, but I try not to because I want to live.

smurf all of the communists in this thread. Dipping pizza in ranch is the greatest thing on earth and essentially the only way to eat pizza. It's good on sandwiches (turkey clubs), dipping your wings in, dipping your fries, onion rings or tots in, dipping any vegetable ever in, dipping breadsticks in, with chicken strips, on burgers. But I would never put ranch on a salad because gross.

Ranch is amazing and only communists hate it.

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Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine

I love ranch on pizza. With red pepper flakes & parmesan. Mmmmmmmmmm YUMMEH.

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Me too...

Renee's ranch is very good.

Finally. People who agree with me. XDD

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Ranch is amazing and only communists hate it.

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I am Canadian.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Dipping pizza in ranch is the greatest thing on earth and essentially the only way to eat pizza.

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you should try good pizza sometime since clearly all the pizza you've ever had has been terrible which is why you have to ruin it with ranch dressing

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Originally Posted by Denmark

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Dipping pizza in ranch is the greatest thing on earth and essentially the only way to eat pizza.

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you should try good pizza sometime since clearly all the pizza you've ever had has been terrible which is why you have to ruin it with ranch dressing

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This is why she needs to come to the East Coast. We have better pizza.

I'll stick to my coast. We have better Mexican food, which is clearly the superior of the two.

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Originally Posted by Jowy

Ranch is the most vile substance on earth.

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Originally Posted by Laddy

Is this trout not pretty much the worst thing ever? Like, seriously. The fact people put in on smurfing everything makes me wanna freak. At work everyone practically inhales it and it's gross.

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Eric lol, he hates it so bad it's ridiculous you can't even show it to him irl or he gags.

I like ranch but I don't like the smell of it I guess? I don't know sometimes I can handle it and sometimes it's just too much and I have to throw it away.

But our coast has hurricanes and colder oceans!

east coast master coast imho.

aside from the snow.

smurf lake effect

I'll kill you all

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Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine

I'll kill you all

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Sorry, that's my job around here.

Can we share Vivs? Pleaseeee?

I... don't know if I know what Ranch Dressing is. xD