Real Life Catchphrases

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Originally Posted by Denmark

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Originally Posted by Yerushalmi

• "I blame Obama" (Obama was the nickname we gave to our space heater for no reason, and at one point it began malfunctioning and giving everybody sore throats, and when we finally figured out why we were sick this became a catchphrase)

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THANKS, OBAMA.

i dunno if I have things I say a lot irl that aren't stolen from other people. i give a lot of thumbs-ups :up: to avoid having to actually form a meager sentence. i say "dang" a fair bit.

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I have never once heard you say dang.

Oh, another two of my catchprases:
"Your choice, my friend."
"Thank you so much. Thank you so much."

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

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Originally Posted by Denmark

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Originally Posted by Yerushalmi

• "I blame Obama" (Obama was the nickname we gave to our space heater for no reason, and at one point it began malfunctioning and giving everybody sore throats, and when we finally figured out why we were sick this became a catchphrase)

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THANKS, OBAMA.

i dunno if I have things I say a lot irl that aren't stolen from other people. i give a lot of thumbs-ups :up: to avoid having to actually form a meager sentence. i say "dang" a fair bit.

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I have never once heard you say dang.

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dang i guess i swear too much for reals around you then. or maybe i just say it on the internet.

"Could be worse. You could be on fire."

I realized when I was in the car with Denmark last night--whenever I say something that's inappropriate, I will follow it with: "Yeah I just threw out/dropped a --"

"Yeah, well [person's name] can suck my dick."

I use this really often. Even moreso when I'm intoxicated.

"But I took it out of the shell!"

"Maybe you're pregnant" - said in response to virtually anything anybody (male or female) says about their current or recent physical or mental state.

Common catchphrases, or just phrases, that I say All.The.Time.

"Oh for Gods sake" - Said all the time.

"Oh well." - Said all the time when a problem has arisen, and often when the problem does bother me but I try and mask it.

"Eh?" - Said frequently when I either didn't quite hear the person, didn't understand what they are saying or completely bewildered.

"Haven't a clue" - Don't know.

"But what do I know?"
"Don't take my word as gospel"
"I'm hardly an expert, but"
"I'm abit of an idiot, so I could be wrong" - All three are variations of "I'm a bit thick, so don't take my word as gospel"

"Tease it. Teeeeease iiiit...."

[In response to "Where does this go?"] "Up your butt."

"...Whut?" I say it like that instead of "What?!" or "Eh?!" for conveying disbelief.

Respondez: "Twelve!"
This is partially motivated by the need to annoy and partially a need to postpone answering the question as sometimes I need time to consider while sometimes I just wasn't listening.

"Words..!"
1) When I've had a hard time hearing someone say something
2) When someone is having a hard time saying something
3) When I'm having a hard time saying something

"I'm sorry, you'll have to ask somebody else as that's not my job."

I kid, I kid. Though sometimes I wish it was my catchphrase!

I say "to be honest," an awful lot, which I always worry makes everything else I say (which, to be fair, might only be about every second sentence in which I don't use that phrase) seem disingenuous.

"What a pack of clowns!"

"It's a bloody barrel of monkeys!"

"I'm hungry/make me a sandwich/I'm cold/I'm dying"

"SHAZZAM!"