My catchphrases are:

  • "I'm an editor."
  • "I'm the kind of guy who..."
  • "Because they're STUPID!"
  • "You have got to be kidding me."
  • "Pick a lane, doofus!" (to other drivers)
  • "I don't know, I've never been there." (in response to being asked "What's up?")
  • "Your voice" (in response to "Ma Nishma?", the Hebrew equivalent to "What's up?", which literally means "What is heard?", hence the response)
  • "You just did." (in response to being asked "Can I ask you a question?")
  • "Nobody ever died from X" (sometimes this sentence is hilariously and obviously wrong, such as when X was 'getting drafted' or 'starving to death')
  • "I blame Obama" (Obama was the nickname we gave to our space heater for no reason, and at one point it began malfunctioning and giving everybody sore throats, and when we finally figured out why we were sick this became a catchphrase)
  • "Never in my life have I..." (this one works better in Hebrew)