Should I buy a burger?

The question isn't should you buy a burger. It's how many should you buy?

The answer is all of them.

I bought a kebab but the site won't let me upload it

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I bought a kebab but the site won't let me upload it

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This is upsetting. I would like to download it and eat it. I forgot to make dinner.

It's in Quina's Kitchen now, buddy!

And it depends on whether you like burgers, are in a state of health that allows you to eat burgers and (of course) whether you have the financial capability to buy a burger.

If you are all of these things, then buy the freakin' burger.

Listen to Vivi. His words ring true and is filled with wisdom. You have not lived until you tasted the mighty burger. Just this past Monday I had a Double Whopper! And then the day to follow I ate a Double Cheeseburger.

Get a burger now or I'm going to get it instead and eat it in front of you.

It has reached the point where you are being encouraged to buy a burger at 3am our time, Jiro. These guys are serious.

Yes, you should buy a smurfing burger.

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Originally Posted by AlaynaMae

It has reached the point where you are being encouraged to buy a burger at 3am our time, Jiro. These guys are serious.

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The Burger is not confined by concept of time. It is a constant entity good at all hours of the day and night and never grows old.

HAIL BURGER!

No!

Do not buy one, make one :)

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Yes. You only asked whether you should buy a burger, not if you should eat one. While eating it is certainly the primary option, you could also sit on it, use it as a hand puppet, gift it to someone in exchange for a favour, paint a wall with it, feed a hungry squirrel, wear it as a hat or use it as a home for ants.

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Or make a burger out of the squirrel :greenie:~!

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Originally Posted by ToriJ

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Originally Posted by AlaynaMae

It has reached the point where you are being encouraged to buy a burger at 3am our time, Jiro. These guys are serious.

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The Burger is not confined by concept of time. It is a constant entity good at all hours of the day and night and never grows old.

HAIL BURGER!

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Digesting meat while you sleep ~ :eek:~!

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Originally Posted by ToriJ

The Burger is not confined by concept of time. It is a constant entity good at all hours of the day and night and never grows old.

HAIL BURGER!

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The burger bore witness to the birth of the Universe at the big bang and it shall bear witness to it's death. It is the giver of life, and the chronicler of our eventual demise. All will know the burger, and all will be in awe of it's juiciness.

When the lights go out on the age of man and this iteration of existence, it shall be there to flip the switch and await something new. But it will always be. Immutable. Unchanging.

Forever.

All hail!

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Originally Posted by Flaming Ice

No!

Do not buy one, make one :)

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It's hard to make a burger while at university. I would definitely like to see someone try though. Watching somebody construct a burger between classes, preferably with their own portable grill to fry the meat, would be a fantastic sight.

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Originally Posted by Vivi22

The burger bore witness to the birth of the Universe at the big bang and it shall bear witness to it's death. It is the giver of life, and the chronicler of our eventual demise. All will know the burger, and all will be in awe of it's juiciness.

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He split apart into two balls? http://www.kiva.org/img/w200h200/196261.jpg

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Originally Posted by AlaynaMae

It's hard to make a burger while at university. I would definitely like to see someone try though. Watching somebody construct a burger between classes, preferably with their own portable grill to fry the meat, would be a fantastic sight.

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Don't forget to buy a cow too...... the meat would spoil before you could use it...butcher it up!Fresh meat is best !~ :)~!

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Originally Posted by Flaming Ice

Don't forget to buy a cow too...... the meat would spoil before you could use it...butcher it up!Fresh meat is best !~ :)~!

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"Why did you bring a cow to class?"

"I'm going to kill it in my break to make dinner."

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Originally Posted by AlaynaMae

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Originally Posted by Flaming Ice

Don't forget to buy a cow too...... the meat would spoil before you could use it...butcher it up!Fresh meat is best !~ :)~!

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"Why did you bring a cow to class?"

"I'm going to kill it in my break to make dinner."

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Works best for a drama class !~:D~!

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Originally Posted by Flaming Ice

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Originally Posted by AlaynaMae

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Originally Posted by Flaming Ice

Don't forget to buy a cow too...... the meat would spoil before you could use it...butcher it up!Fresh meat is best !~ :)~!

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"Why did you bring a cow to class?"

"I'm going to kill it in my break to make dinner."

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Works best for a drama class !~:D~!

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Until you genuinely kill the cow. Then they might send you home.