Things AC Characters Would Never Say...

Yeah,I know,that's why I siad it from the Cloud's Dreams thread.

Anyway......I decided to post more of those stuff!:D

Sephiroth:I'm flap-flap-flapping my Albatross wings~~

Kadaj:CRAWLING IN MY SKIN~~~~~~

you beat me to the albatross wings! DARN IT!
oh well....

Sephiroth: Smother me with gravy you dirty old man!

Marlene: I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!
Tifa: Now angry ticks fire out of my nipples!

Aeris:THIS.......IS CNN......

Cloud: Hay guyz! Let's think of a movie character, and then say something that's completely opposite his personality! It'll be funny the first few times, but slowly start to go downhill! That doesn't mean we won't do it 500 times!

Yazoo: I am fairly disappointed, I have only been called gay 4,317 times, and I expected more.

Loz: Well, as we all know, if the three of us were gay the entire movie would change. Every line, scene, and event would be completely different. Being homosexual would obviously change the plot and our characters completely.

Kadaj: That's it Yazoo? I've been called gay 10,546 times! Kadaj wins! You fail Yazoo, you fail!

Yazoo: Let's just hope nobody uses the word "black" as a synonym for "stupid" while talking about Barret as they do the word gay for us. Because that would be racism and a bannable offense.

Loz: But "That's so gay" as an insult is a part of pop-culture now, so racism deserves consequences but I think homophobia is perfectly acceptable now.

Kadaj: I agree, everything should be labeled gay as an insult, it's such a logical way to attack things. Teh ghey, teh ghey!

Rude:I have something to tell you........I'm black.

Aeris: Cloud you wuss just kill it already!
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Cloud: I LAIKE BIIIIIIIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LI- what?
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Nanaki: meow.
Cait Sith: woof!
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Tifa: You're always wandering around never sticking to one thing...
Cloud: Wait what? Don't you mean "dilly dally shilly shally"?
Tifa: LOL That's just retarded Cloud, jesus!

Haha, the pizza line was great! :D

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Originally Posted by *~Angel Wing~*

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Originally Posted by Sephiroth1999AD

Aeris: "I'm so insulted! I was the main character of FFVII, and now they won't even show my face anymore (except for that one scene)! I got so little time on-screen..."

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Aeris sucks...they shouldn't have put in Advent Children at all. :nonono: :mad:

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I was just kidding with that line. I don't think Aeris sucks, but neither would I want her to have a big role in AC.

Oh, so that "F-U-N" song thing was from Spongebob? Cool. :) The lyrics were pretty funny, especially what Sephiroth said to Cloud.

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Originally Posted by Sephiroth1999AD

I was just kidding with that line. I don't think Aeris sucks, but neither would I want her to have a big role in AC.

Oh, so that "F-U-N" song thing was from Spongebob? Cool. :) The lyrics were pretty funny, especially what Sephiroth said to Cloud.

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I don't like Aeris...:mad:

But yeah, the FUN song is from SpongeBob. :jess:

Here's the clip from the original episode. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQEruCw3itk

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Originally Posted by *~Angel Wing~*

But yeah, the FUN song is from SpongeBob. :jess:

Here's the clip from the original episode. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQEruCw3itk

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Thanks! Haha, that was a funny clip, making it even more hilarious when I think about Cloud and Sephiroth singing it to each other. :D

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Originally Posted by *~Angel Wing~*

But yeah, the FUN song is from SpongeBob.

Here's the clip from the original episode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQEruCw3itk

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That is why I loathe spongbob.

Tifa:I have breasts?Exquisite breasts?

Kadaj: Guess what?
Cloud: What?
Kadaj: All your base are belong to us.
Loz: That's right foo!
Cloud: What you say?
Kadaj: All your base...
Yazoo: ...base base...
Kadaj: Are belong to us.

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Originally Posted by Sephiroth1999AD

Thanks! Haha, that was a funny clip, making it even more hilarious when I think about Cloud and Sephiroth singing it to each other. :D

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No problem. :)


Rufus: Hello Mr. Fluffy...

Cloud: No, I'm Cloud.

Rufus: Cloud's are fluffy.

Cloud: But I'm not fluffy.

Rufus: Yes you are.

Clould: No I'm not!!!

Rufus: ....Well then maybe you should be.

Cloud: What...?

Rufus: You know what I mean...

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