A bird *snip* on my burger once. I hadn't even taken a bite out of it.
This is swearing, Manus, and you know it. - Psy.
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A bird *snip* on my burger once. I hadn't even taken a bite out of it.
This is swearing, Manus, and you know it. - Psy.
It annoys me when the birds in my school are eating some stuff off the floor, then I throw bread and they fly away. :mad:
I can honestly say that has never happened to me before...
You Guys have No Idea...Up In Dublin where My Mother Worked,Theres These Huge Geese,. And My Dad (smartass He is :mad: ) Said..Bet You Can't Go Touch One Of Those Geese's Eggs,..If You Do..Ill give you 5$..So Me at the age of 8...5$ is 5$..i ran over there..got on my knees..headed behind the bush where the eggs were..and leaned in to touch them...when i heard *QUACK QUACK QUACK* And a Mother Goose Bite me Right On my nose,...Still got the scar..well..i still got the 5$...so its all good :)!
Ive never bee attacked by a bird, just insects. My ann was crapped on by a magpie once, she was annoyed :D
Bird crap on your heads will be the least of worries when we're all dead of bird flu! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Yeah, I'm lucky with this stuff, but me dad had it bad. he was walking along, dodged one dive bomb, then another hit him right in the middle of his baldy head.
Oh Perola. <3 And zomg, Bladen is Shoden again? Waaaah?
I've never had a bird crap on my head, yay!
Nope, never ever! They wouldn't DARE do such a thing to me.
I like birds but when I was little I learned to -not- feed a large ammount of sea guls, because you never know where their little bombs will hit.
In this case, the little bombs hit my leg. :(
- pigeons pooped all over the balcony of an apartment building, where i onced live in Canada. time to take out the slingshot and paper wads.
- one day as a child, while walking to school with my brother...a pigeon dropping fell on my shoulder. now why didn't that land on my brother?!
- birds pooped all over the yard not too long ago in my current home. i wonder if the chicken killings, (triggered by the Avian flu), drove them away in refuge?
- a crow or some type of black bird...makes a lot of racket. it only caws when it spots that homeless cat that often comes by. i don't remember asking that bird to take part as a sentinel for me!
overall, they are forgiven and i wonder if i could take hawk-training lessons...
Once a bird tried to POM on me, but it landed just in front of me. I consider it my greatest escape, beating the one where I went over Niagra falls chained up in a barrel by some distance.
I hate birds. With a smurfing passion. But I love boobies. Those are cool.
are you related to Jaffar?Quote:
Originally Posted by Neron
boobies!
A bird once tried to make a nest on my friend's head.
Birds are beautiful creatures, and I adore them. This is mostly to do with the fact that about 90% of the native fauna of Aotearoa are birdlife, and I spent hours as a childling committing my country's natural history to memory.
One day, Joseph and I will tour the country looking for moa. It will be fabulous.
