An Odd Thing To Do

Maybe you could improve your chances to getting to Heaven by helping old ladies across the road, or becoming a superhero and foiling bank robberies...

After all, don't you laugh at the face of danger?

It's not that Danger doesn't scare him, he laughs because Danger has such an ugly face.

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Originally Posted by Pure Quin14

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

If you're going to do something like this, write letters to the PR agents of various ice cream places to see if they can sponsor a few ice creams to you. I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them are game to the idea.

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What???

"Dear Ice Cream People,
When I die, I want to go to "The Nice Place" so could you give me some free ice creams please, so that I can give them to anyone who wants them?

Cheers,
Laugh at the face of Danger"

If that works, I'll eat my dirty dirty socks.

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A football club supporter has recently started a diet that means he can only eat things that are his football club's colours during the football season. He wrote to Heinz and they sent him a crate of salad cream to him, no charge. So yeah, it can happen.

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

A football club supporter has recently started a diet that means he can only eat things that are his football club's colours during the football season. He wrote to Heinz and they sent him a crate of salad cream to him, no charge. So yeah, it can happen.

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Ah but football clubs actually exist :bigsmile:

I haven't had an icecream in ages. ;[

People will just suspect that the ice cream is doped anyway. :(

Buy me one.