If you're going to do something like this, write letters to the PR agents of various ice cream places to see if they can sponsor a few ice creams to you. I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them are game to the idea.
Hell no! Buy me one, right now!
Hell yes! they could be alone for a reason!
Not really, but a little expensive
Are you armed? Because that could twist someones arm
If you're going to do something like this, write letters to the PR agents of various ice cream places to see if they can sponsor a few ice creams to you. I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them are game to the idea.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!