An Odd Thing To Do

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Maybe you could improve your chances to getting to Heaven by helping old ladies across the road, or becoming a superhero and foiling bank robberies...

After all, don't you laugh at the face of danger?

[Quindiana Jones]

It's not that Danger doesn't scare him, he laughs because Danger has such an ugly face.

[Loony BoB]

If you're going to do something like this, write letters to the PR agents of various ice cream places to see if they can sponsor a few ice creams to you. I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them are game to the idea.

What???

"Dear Ice Cream People,
When I die, I want to go to "The Nice Place" so could you give me some free ice creams please, so that I can give them to anyone who wants them?

Cheers,
Laugh at the face of Danger"

If that works, I'll eat my dirty dirty socks.

A football club supporter has recently started a diet that means he can only eat things that are his football club's colours during the football season. He wrote to Heinz and they sent him a crate of salad cream to him, no charge. So yeah, it can happen.

[Quindiana Jones]

A football club supporter has recently started a diet that means he can only eat things that are his football club's colours during the football season. He wrote to Heinz and they sent him a crate of salad cream to him, no charge. So yeah, it can happen.

Ah but football clubs actually exist

[Jess]

I haven't had an icecream in ages. ;[

[Christmas]

People will just suspect that the ice cream is doped anyway.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Buy me one.