The Sims 3: Eyeson (Episode 5 ~ in post 450)

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11-19-2009, 11:58 PM
~*~Celes~*~

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Originally Posted by Christmas

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

Request for roomie revoked. He can't be bothered to post. :(

CUM LIVE WITH ME!! :kaoclove:

Okay! :D

Shlup can you make that happen?
11-20-2009, 12:03 AM
Jessweeee♪

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-195.jpg
Jessweeee and Mogi were being super cute. <3

I love this xD
11-20-2009, 12:40 AM
scrumpleberry

LOEV LOEV LOEV shlup your sim does have pretty amazing expressions ALSO monda's portrait picture is perfect and eeeevil and stuff omg
11-20-2009, 12:52 AM
Iceglow

Mullet me killed me too....I kinda guess thats a fair payback for stripper quack comments... xD I now wanna be mullet me irl kinda.... :bigsmile:
11-20-2009, 12:54 AM
Shlup

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

FINALLY I show up gawd. :jess:Lovin it~

I know right. I feel bad when people don't show up. I don't think Lynx's Sim has left his house. xD

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Why am I living with Stu? lol. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

EDIT: Ooh, can I move into house 41 and have skinny dipping parties?

You live in the ghetto part of town! Deal with it!

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Originally Posted by Shattered Dreamer

That was awesome:D But it was missing something a bit of Shattered Dreamer I reckon :tongue: He didn't die already did he?

Naw. I saw him going to work! He joined the music career.

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Originally Posted by demondude55

Hair's a little off, but I made an appearance!

I'LL SHOW YOU A LITTLE OFF WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME I'M GIVING YOU THE MULLET NEXT.

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Our place is right next to the local crime syndicate! Argh! Low property value. :( I like the houses on the beach better, there would be more Danielle in a bikini that way. :D And I could see the man of my dreams once in a while, too.

I will consider giving you a beach house. Maybe.

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

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Originally Posted by Christmas

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

Request for roomie revoked. He can't be bothered to post. :(

CUM LIVE WITH ME!! :kaoclove:

Okay! :D

Shlup can you make that happen?

I will put it on my to-do list.
11-20-2009, 01:20 AM
Iceglow

Interesting fact, guys at work pointed out on monday that with my current hairstyle and stubble levels I am basically a taller, english version of Kelly Jones the lead singer of the band Stereophonics. This crossed with a younger version of John Cusack according to some is a very strange mental image, however in my own eyes having seen Kelly Jones up close and personal (heck they performed instore, I love my job at times) I would also agree with the taller, slightly less good looking, english version of Kelly Jones assesment. So Shlup's mullet me really did kill me since the idea she could have spent hours making a copy of Kelly Jones is great...
11-20-2009, 02:42 AM
Levian

Hahaha, awesome update :mog:

Is there any way for you to figure out who the father is though?

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-259.jpg

Must be the 'Ryeistakingapictureofmeagain' Psy face :D
11-20-2009, 03:42 AM
Christmas

BTW, can Shoeberto sleep outside the house in the garden or something since we are all ladies staying together. :bigsmile:

I heard Shoeberto turns into a BEASTberto at night, we must lock our door tight. :(
11-20-2009, 08:27 AM
Iceglow

I have a request for Christmas' sim...

Formal wear: A sexy Mrs Christmas outfit because it'd be 1) fitting and 2) funny
11-20-2009, 12:14 PM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levian

Is there any way for you to figure out who the father is though?

After the baby's born it'll tell me.

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Originally Posted by Christmas

BTW, can Shoeberto sleep outside the house in the garden or something since we are all ladies staying together. :bigsmile:

I heard Shoeberto turns into a BEASTberto at night, we must lock our door tight. :(

Pfft, that's up to Sim Christmas. I have no control over Sim Stu.

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

I have a request for Christmas' sim...

Formal wear: A sexy Mrs Christmas outfit because it'd be 1) fitting and 2) funny

I have a request for Iceglow: stfu.

I don't have Christmas stuff anyway. And Christmas's current formal wear is fab.
11-20-2009, 12:35 PM
~*~Celes~*~

That's cause everything about Christmas is automatically fab :bigsmile:
11-20-2009, 12:49 PM
Agent Proto

I've been keeping track of this thread, and I'm enjoying the episodes so far. Great job keeping up with the whole soap opera thing going. :D

Also, I want to sign up for a Sim!
1) Male
2) Young Adult
3) Tan
4) I guess light-medium.
5) I guess light-medium.
6) Black hair, you figure out the style.
7) You figure it out.
8) Brown.
9) They look sorta Palin-ish but thinner. :/
10) Screw make-up.

11) Describe what you'd typically wear in each of the following categories (or post pics):
everyday: White tee and blue jeans, usually.
formal: I've been told I look good in a grey suit. I have a red tie to go with that.
pajamas: Red bathrobe.
athletic wear: I dunno.
swimsuit: I dunno. Shorts?

Personality
12) Choose five of the following personality traits: (Subject to alteration by me if people keep picking the same ones.)

-Artistic
-Frugal
-Good Sense of Humor
-Inappropriate
-Loser

13) Select a favorite food: hamburger
14) Select a favorite music: my custom music
15) Select a favorite color: blue
11-20-2009, 01:07 PM
Christmas

BTW, I just realized something. Who is the father of my daughter? :kaolaugh:
11-20-2009, 01:08 PM
~*~Celes~*~

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

BTW, I just realized something. Who is the father of my daughter? :kaolaugh:

LITTLE MANUS :bigsmile:
11-20-2009, 05:13 PM
Shiny

Quote:

We chatted for awhile, and the whole time Loony BoB kept walking past us.
He would like stand there, go inside, come back out and stand there.
So of course we had to talk on him.

What the hell. :laugh:

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http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-157.jpg

:erm:

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http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-256.jpg

I like how he poops with his pants on.

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http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-207.jpg

I'm scared...
11-20-2009, 08:51 PM
Iceglow

I am so sorry Shlup but I have to refuse to stfu because at the end of the day you're just not paying me enough for my silence.
11-20-2009, 09:02 PM
Loony BoB

Oh man there is so much suspense! I can't wait!
11-20-2009, 09:16 PM
Garnie

do you have to have the game yourself or do you just create the sim and play em?

oh...bummer :(
11-20-2009, 09:32 PM
Iceglow

Garnie, Shlup is doing all the playing and the creating she has the game and yes you must have the game to play.
11-20-2009, 09:36 PM
Garnie

that sux lol! ;___;
11-21-2009, 12:27 AM
Shlup

How would you play a game without the game?? o.O

And, Christmas, you are Chloe's father as well. How did you get so talented??
11-21-2009, 04:16 AM
Laddy

My Mom!! O_o

Apparently I was neglected because of my picnic at the Black Parade.
11-21-2009, 05:08 AM
rubah

oooooh yeaaaah gurl
11-21-2009, 07:12 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laddy

My Mom!! O_o

BoB's gonna be your new daddy!
11-21-2009, 08:07 AM
Loony BoB

Ahahaha. I was hitting on Christmas according to the gossip? Plot thickening ahoy. Was there little to no more gossip going on?
11-21-2009, 08:47 AM
Shlup

Where did you get that from? You and Laddy's mom are the OTP of the game, of course.

ETA:

Update: Added Proto, Moved BoB and SK, and moved Celes in with Christmas.
11-21-2009, 11:46 AM
Loony BoB

Oh I thought Chrstmas was Laddy's mum for some reason. I got confused. =x
11-21-2009, 11:54 AM
Shlup

Christmas is Chloe's mom. Laddy's mom is a zombie.
11-21-2009, 12:01 PM
Christmas

Chloe's dad is Christmas too!! :bigsmile:
11-21-2009, 12:03 PM
Loony BoB

Ohhhh, so I'm a necrophiliac.
11-21-2009, 12:19 PM
Christmas

Only Zombies will find a person like you attractive! :bigsmile:
11-21-2009, 06:29 PM
Jessweeee♪

I'M AT JESSWEE'S HOUSE JUST LIKE IN THE GAME. EXCEPT HER HOUSE HAS A REAL JESSWEE AND NOT A SIM JESSWEE AND SHE SAYS REAL STUFFS AND HAS GEWD KISSES.
11-21-2009, 07:09 PM
Momiji

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

I'M AT JESSWEE'S HOUSE JUST LIKE IN THE GAME. EXCEPT HER HOUSE HAS A REAL JESSWEE AND NOT A SIM JESSWEE AND SHE SAYS REAL STUFFS AND HAS GEWD KISSES.

'sup mogi
11-21-2009, 07:25 PM
Laddy

My mom's a zombie!!!!???
11-21-2009, 07:48 PM
~*~Celes~*~

In the heat of the night~
11-21-2009, 10:06 PM
Christmas

The suspense is killing me!!! I could use an update!! :bigsmile:

Can you move Scrumpleberry to move in with me too? :bigsmile:

If it get too overcrowded, Stu can sleep in the garden or the trees. :bigsmile:
11-22-2009, 12:21 AM
Shlup

I have 58 houses to fill, quit being greedy.
11-22-2009, 12:23 AM
scrumpleberry

But PRINCESSES :(
11-22-2009, 12:26 AM
Christmas

But we wanna live together. Pretty please? :(
11-22-2009, 12:27 AM
Shlup

That's it, I'm locking you in your house with no doors.
11-22-2009, 12:30 AM
Christmas

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...nowns2/sad.gif
11-22-2009, 12:36 AM
scrumpleberry

:weep: HOW WILL I LIVE EXCEPT FOR IN MASMAS HOUSE :weep:

She and I and Celly must be :save:PRINCESS TOGETHER :weep:
11-22-2009, 12:56 AM
DK

Hey Shlup does everyone start with a job by default or do they get them randomly as they go along? I hope Ronnie joins the military base
11-22-2009, 01:12 AM
Shlup

They get them randomly on their own. If I play your house and you don't have a military career I can put you on that path. Though you might get fired.
11-22-2009, 02:12 AM
~*~Celes~*~

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Originally Posted by scrumpleberry

:weep: HOW WILL I LIVE EXCEPT FOR IN MASMAS HOUSE :weep:

She and I and Celly must be :save:PRINCESS TOGETHER :weep:

AND DON'T FORGET CHLOE SHE MUST BE :save:PRINCESS TOO ;-;
11-22-2009, 02:49 PM
I Don't Need A Name

I'm hurt Shlup! VERY. HURT.
11-23-2009, 01:08 AM
Shlup

Wait, what did I do to you now?
11-23-2009, 01:16 AM
Madonna

Uh, everyone wants to be princesses, duh!

I love you, dear Shlup; how well you meld fantastic and terrible as one! Everyone featured has turned out gold!
11-23-2009, 01:19 AM
Shlup

Aww, and that without you even showing up yet. I've been actively looking for you but you keep hiding!
11-23-2009, 01:47 AM
Shoeberto

*impatient* :((((
11-23-2009, 02:36 AM
rubah

I just wanted to say SHLUP I AM VERY SATISFIED WITH WHAT I HAVE SEEN OF MYSELF SO FAR
11-23-2009, 02:38 AM
Shlup

Good 'cause I'm kind of in love with your hair.
11-23-2009, 03:18 AM
I Don't Need A Name

You don't know where I live :(
11-24-2009, 12:40 AM
Shlup

Oh yeah. Ahahahaa

You're somewhere.
11-24-2009, 12:42 AM
~*~Celes~*~

She tried to fix her tv.
11-24-2009, 01:50 AM
Markus. D

Enjoying this veryyyyyy much XDDDD

Signing up > (SPOILER)Looks

1) Male

2) Young Adult

3) Pale, almost sickly pale, but not quite

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...an/Snazzy1.jpg

4) You feel my ribcage through my clothing if that helps (I'm skinny xD)

5) None properly built, but there being no fat on me you can see my abs/etc.

6) Jet Black Hair (see photo)

7) Maori Hyde (Hyde from L'Arc~en~Ciel) I have a pretty genuine Maori nose that gives away my origin.

8) Right now I'm wearing Blind Trauma Sclera (Eyes are completely red, the pupil is blue) ... Brown are my natural eyes though ;p

9) I sometimes wear Color Contacts (Covers pupil) and Sclera (Covers eye ;p)... I have a small mole on the right side of my chin (see photo, which is telling me it's on the left side... meaning that I left my webcam in mirror mode ;\)

10) I don't, only if I'm cosplaying (and that's dependant on the cosplay).

11) everyday (formal casual clothing, long sleeve suit tops etc)
formal (black suit/suit vest with long sleeve red suit top underneath and black suit pants)
pajamas (boxerbriefs ^_^)
athletic (formal casual clothing, yup, this is very true, probably a sad fact D; )
swimsuit (Gray boardies)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...01109_1702.jpg <<< Clothing style similar to Richmond from IT crowd I'm told xDDDD!

Personality
12) Choose five of the following personality traits:
-Easily Impressed
-Friendly
-Hates the Outdoors
-Insane
-Never Nude

13) Select a favorite food: French toast

14) Select a favorite music: electronica (my custom music means...? Industrial :D?)

15) Select a favorite color: grey

Other
16) Ummm... if it's possible~
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...rialsTrap3.jpg
^ this (Zurial <3 I've cosplayed him before) for special occassions and funerals :D!
11-24-2009, 10:41 PM
Laddy

*rampant foot tapping*
11-24-2009, 11:49 PM
Freya

I was going to play my own sims 3 but the patch wont load and then with all the mods i've added it's super slow. I need a better graphics card.

I was wondering if it was the mod thing or just my graphics being crap. Does yours slow down with more mods?
11-25-2009, 12:34 AM
Jess

I'm looking forward to the 3rd episode. :jess:

(SPOILER)1) Female

2) Adult

3) I'm naturally pale, but I tan easily.

4) I'm fairly slim, but I have boobies. xD

5) Erm, not a lot, I have a little muscle on my shoulders and legs from where I used to dance.

6) Brunette. Long'ish. I like it curly the most, but also wear it straight.

7) http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/phot...ic15372_16.gif
my profile picture is pretty old now, but still pretty accurate. except I have darker hair now..

8) My eyes are brown

9) No glasses, only wear them for driving. Tattoo on my back, of a moon and a star, but I doubt that's important as my Sim will probably be wearing clothes. xD

10) Now, it's usually a fine line of liquid eyeliner on top eyelid, soft pencil liner on the bottom and mascara. lipgloss.

11) everyday:
black ankle length leggings, just below the knee high black leather boots and a long-length white pretty top that covers my bum! If no leggings, skinny dark jeans.

formal:
pretty - coloured red?

pajamas:
underwear

athletic wear:
just your normal sports gear.

swimsuit
bikini, usually just plain black, with black hotpants rather than briefs.

Personality
12)

-Clumsy
-Excitable
-Flirty
-Friendly
-Party Animal

13) mac and cheese,

14) custom

15) red
11-25-2009, 12:59 AM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

I was going to play my own sims 3 but the patch wont load and then with all the mods i've added it's super slow. I need a better graphics card.

I was wondering if it was the mod thing or just my graphics being crap. Does yours slow down with more mods?

Yeah, mine slows down with mods. I have like 800MB of custom content right now and it's pretty slow. Takes like 15-20 minutes for the game to save.
11-25-2009, 03:02 AM
Madonna

Ye gods, and you play like that?! You have my utmost respect for cranking out updates for us while still trying to extract fun from the entire thing!

I know, no personal cameo yet, but I can wait; I am sure until I die that a chance exists I may appear! Besides, the antics of others are plenty entertaining!
11-25-2009, 05:46 AM
Freya

Yeah I have 350 MB as .packs who knows how many i've installed normally. I want it to run better but I hate their hair styles. And I like being able to actually give them big boobs :(
11-25-2009, 09:55 AM
Shlup

Sittin' here eatin' my nachos and waffles and applesauce with cottage cheese dinner, I figure I had better update now or I won't be able to until at least Monday, and I don't wanna get beated up.

Eyeson: Episode 3

The character I will be controlling for this episode is...

Neconopticous
(Which I totally just spelled right for the first time ever.)
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...omgwhoisit.gif

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-264.jpg
He lives in a pretty pimp house. They have to go outside and up
stairs to use the one bathroom, but it's still totally tits.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-266.jpg
So I'm here and I'm like well here's Rye.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-267.jpg
Vivi's home too.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...h_Video-10.jpg
Marshall Banana's upstairs practicing her world domination speech.
(I am not making that up.)

Where's Necro??

So I double-click him and...

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-265.jpg
He's across town having words with Laddy's mom. Why is she so popular??

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-269.jpg
And then he came home and went to bed 'cause it was like the middle of the night.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-270.jpg
While everyone else went to sleep, Rye stayed to read a book.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-271.jpg
And then, just when she was getting pretty exhausted... she started another book.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-271b.jpg
These pop-ups amuse me.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-273.jpg
Anyway, shortly after sunrise she caved. Pansy.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-274.jpg
The next morning, Marshall woke up with a plan.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-274b.jpg

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-276.jpg
But first she had to go ask Necro how he slept. Awww.
But, as usual, all he can think about is balls.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-277.jpg
Anyway, Necro has an important job counting ballots,
so I spent a few hours wandering around town.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-279.jpg
Christmas and Celes were spotted taking a romantic stroll in the park.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-278.jpg
Yes, Christmas does think llamas are romantic. She told me.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-280.jpg
Short of the swing set, Christmas was accosted by the butt rapist,
who just had to tell her all about his golden jellyfish.
Whatever that means.

No, seriously, Sims talk about that smurfing golden jellyfish all the time
and I want to know what it means.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-281.jpg
So, like, Shattered Dreamer, satisfied that he got something for
serious off his chest...

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-282.jpg
...went to have a picnic by himself.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-283.jpg
Oh ho ho, look who showed up with his eyes on a certain somebody.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-284.jpg
[insert joke about how like rod=penis and stuff]

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-285.jpg
Shattered Dreamer, full of sammich, came over like "hey, budday, share."
P.S. Proto's face.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-285b.jpg
xD

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-286.jpg
Celes was not interested tho. Peace out, home skillets.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-287.jpg
Shattered Dreamer went back to Christmas. I see sparks.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-288.jpg
Proto managed to hang on to Celes. I'm sorry but this is CUTE, dammit!

So, whatever, that's all they did from then on.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-292.jpg
I checked on Rye since she hadn't left the house yet, but she was sleeping off her hard life.

I present to you... A Day in the Life of Rye Chu.
Which is also my first ever hand-edited video. Lawl
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...feofryechu.jpg

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-291.jpg
I found Jiro at the pool. He looks a little... tense.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-290.jpg
Oh.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-290b.jpg
:|

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-294.jpg
I would rather not see the next part of that little encounter,
so I'm glad Necro got off work.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-297.jpg
Marshall needed some body skill to get a promotion, so I had
Necro take her and Vivi to the gym.
Rye is still sleeping off her bookery.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-298.jpg
Or, she was, but then she realized she was missing work and showed up for the last fifteen minutes.
And still managed not to get fired, even though Fonz has been
fired like four times.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-299.jpg
Back to the gym.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...h_Video-13.jpg
They gotta work it. No pain no gain and all that bull:bou::bou::bou::bou:.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...h_Video-15.jpg
I <3 it when The Little Banana mutters evilly.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-301.jpg
They were all stinky so they went to take baths. Or peep, depending on perv-level. P.S. Necro's perv level is 10.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...h_Video-20.jpg
He's also a total ass.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-302.jpg
Marshall isn't any better though. They deserve each other.

So what's Rye doing?

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-303.jpg
Oh, look, she's reading a book.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-304.jpg
And then freaking out.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-305.jpg
And then reading another smurfing book

Surprise!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-306.jpg
After Necro took a bath...

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-307.jpg
...and Marshall made Macaroni and Evil Cheese (which she burned)...

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-308.jpg
...Rye read another book.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-309.jpg
Which I only bring up again because now is a good time to show
off Rye's amazing cans. I downloaded a hack that lets me adjust
boobie sizes and gave Rye massive cans.

It's important.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-310.jpg
Good morning, sleepy head.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-311.jpg
You can't fake that kind of chemistry.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-313.jpg
"u and ur vagina gtfo!!!!!!!!!"

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-314.jpg
And she does.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-315.jpg
Well no one else likes it much either, missy!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-316.jpg
WTF? You may not eat the bed. You already clogged the toilet once.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-317.jpg
Talking to Necro alone downstairs almost made Vivi pee himself.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...h_Video-27.jpg
This guy... is not okay.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-320.jpg
What? His back was sore. From the gym.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-319.jpg
Sorry, Lamonda Banana. You have competition.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-321.jpg
I was so distracted I let you pee yourself alone in the dark. Sorry, Germy.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-323.jpg
Am I the only one sad that he opted only for a quick wipe-down in the sink?

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-324.jpg
Rye's queue says "Be shooed to next room" and I'm like wtf she's in the kitchen.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-326.jpg
Apparently Vivi and Necro have similar habits.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-325.jpg
Kind of. I guess Necro cannot detach his arms. o.O

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-327.jpg
On this day I'm starting to be like FUUUUUUUUU-- so I send Necro next door to visit me.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-328.jpg
He walked right up to the door and opened it, but I ran away. o.o

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-329.jpg
So he went around back.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-330.jpg
I hided in the bushes. Go away, cootie monster!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-331.jpg
I am supar determined to remain hided.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-332.jpg
Caught me! Whoa, lookit what Necro found attached to my front.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-333.jpg
So I'm like, as Necro, "hey me, lets be BFF."

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-334.jpg
But it was too late!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-335.jpg
Not handling this well! Take me to the hospital, dammit!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...h_Video-31.jpg
AHHHH!!!!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-336.jpg
I think... I think that that is not so safe.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-338.jpg
Get yer ass in there, me!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-340.jpg
I invited him in the delivery room and he got a little too excited.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-341.jpg
More than a little. STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-342.jpg
Okay, they'll be in there for a couple of hours; let us see what's going on around the town square while my Sim blows a vagina bubble.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-343.jpg
Smittenkitten and Loony BoB are on a date at the art gallery.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-344.jpg
Loony BoB is not a good date. Smack him, Smittenkitten!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-346.jpg
Mogi is just sitting outside. Alone. In the quiet.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-347.jpg
Genius Lynx finally left the house. To hang out at the pool, fully clothed, and eyeball Rubah and/or Dr. Pauper.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-349.jpg
Sir Lancealot and I Don't Need a Name are having words.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-351.jpg
Shattered Dreamer and Quin are waiting for the womens to come to them.
It is not working.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-352.jpg
TheAbominatrix is at the library reading Zombies? Zombies!
Which totally sounds like a book she'd actually read.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-353.jpg
No one is at the gym. You fat lazy smurfs.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-354.jpg
Jessweeee and Shinyyyyy are at the diner. Jessweeee even dressed up!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-356.jpg
And I have birthed The Chosen One.
Right? Maybe?

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-357.jpg
There it is! A girl!

And who else showed up (last minute, tsk)?

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-358.jpg
Hey there, daddy.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-357b.jpg
I have no control over that name, mm'kay. Though I could change it...

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-359.jpg
OMG this scared me for a sec. I was like "omg twins nooooo" but it said we only had one so whatev.
Also the fact that Rita totally did a backflip out of my arms and into netherspace.
I wish I had been able to record it; scary baby.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-361.jpg
"so omg we had a baby lets play tag"

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-362.jpg
"sup laddy u play 2"

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-363.jpg
"mmm'kay, wheeeee!"

And I do not know where my baby is. Sad for me!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Character portraits have been updated. Shoeberto is currently the only Sim not to appear yet, other than the two I haven't added to the town yet.

View the entire Episode 3 gallery, which includes 19 pics not posted in this episode, here.
11-25-2009, 10:10 AM
Christmas

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...eenshot-97.jpg

This one is epic, will be awesome if DK is the one getting bang! :kaolaugh:

Oh ya, DK didn't make an appearance. :(
11-25-2009, 10:12 AM
I Don't Need A Name

Woo, I make an appearance...as a midget =D
I love the way that smitten's hair goes over imaginary boobs. It's hovering in thin air xD
11-25-2009, 10:18 AM
Shlup

Yeah, DK didn't show up. He's kind of a buttface like that. Mebbe he will show up next time. In fact, I'mma draw a name out of The Hat to see who goes next.

And, yeah Smitten has magic hair. If she gets fat it will hide inside of her!
11-25-2009, 12:52 PM
Rantz

Necro's faces made me lol. And this pic:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-311.jpg
You can't fake that kind of chemistry.

I also enjoy their totally organised gymming.
11-25-2009, 01:20 PM
Agent Proto

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-285b.jpg

xD Aw, I was hoping for a better shirt. I'll live with it though.
11-25-2009, 01:22 PM
Rye

Hahahah, Proto's face. xD I love it.

That seems pretty much accurate to my life. Good job!
11-25-2009, 01:54 PM
DK

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-285b.jpg

best thing to come out of this entire thread
11-25-2009, 02:37 PM
~*~Celes~*~

i laughed so hard xD Your narration is awesome.
11-25-2009, 03:31 PM
Psychotic

Ha ha ha Huxley enjoy your hellspawn. Dodged a bullet there.
11-25-2009, 03:45 PM
Momiji

I thought that was Mogi sitting there, not me.

Anyway yeah I laughed pretty smurfing hard this time.
11-25-2009, 04:23 PM
Freya

The demon look was scary.

Nice episode!
11-25-2009, 04:26 PM
Shattered Dreamer

This gets better with each episode:D I'm not sure I'm comfortable being known as the resident ass rapist but hell it's really funny:D The little love triangle is hilarious even if the 2 guys making out in their underwear was totally disturbing:tongue:
11-25-2009, 05:05 PM
Necronopticous

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-274.jpg

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-274b.jpg

This is so accurate, it's scary.
11-25-2009, 05:20 PM
Slothy

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-319.jpg
Sorry, Lamonda Banana. You have competition.

I'm going to say the same thing to all of you that my Brazilian Jiu-Jutsu instructor repeated to his classes on a regular basis:

It's only gay if you look them in the eyes. :p

Also, I had no idea Necro. :love:
11-25-2009, 05:22 PM
Marshall Banana

Enjoy it while you can, Vivi.
11-25-2009, 05:59 PM
Laddy

MY MOOOOOOM!?
11-25-2009, 10:07 PM
Markus. D

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-307.jpg
...and Marshall made Macaroni and Evil Cheese (which she burned)...

xD ... <3
11-25-2009, 11:35 PM
Iceglow

Proto face and Mullet me, geez Shlup you're really, really pulling out all the stops for this xD
11-26-2009, 02:26 AM
~*~Celes~*~

Ok now that he's been posting around/lurking, can you add him in? :D?

(SPOILER)Alan aka Shadow Bahamut

1) Male or Female: Male

2) Teen, Young Adult, or Adult: Young Adult

3) Describe your skin tone. Shades of blue, green, and pink are also available. pale with a light tan

4) Describe how much fat is on your body. moderate

5) Describe how much muscle is on your body. a little

6-9) http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j3...e08/smile1.jpg and his eyes: http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j3...41039_9988.jpg

10) If you wear make-up, describe it. No makeup.

11) Describe what you'd typically wear in each of the following categories (or post pics): everyday, formal, pajamas, athletic wear, swimsuit

everyday: jeans and black button up shirt
formal: suit and tie
pjs: shorts
athletic: shorts and muscle shirt
swimsuit: board shorts

Personality
12) Choose five of the following personality traits: (Subject to alteration by me if people keep picking the same ones.)
-Artistic
-Good Sense of Humor
-Great Kisser
-Handy
-Perfectionist

13) Select a favorite food: tri-tip steak

14) Select a favorite music: my custom music

15) Select a favorite color: black

Other
16) You can also request a particular roommate or something else I didn't think of. He wants to live with me.
11-26-2009, 03:06 AM
Shiny

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-285b.jpg

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-314.jpg

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-332.jpg

hahahahahahaha omg I love this ish.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-341.jpg

But wtf is going on there?
11-26-2009, 03:11 AM
~*~Celes~*~

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-341.jpg

But wtf is going on there?

Monda's evil spirit is posessing him. Now HE'LL be the one stealing candies from babies :(
11-26-2009, 09:02 AM
Madame Adequate

Let me begin by saying I cannot get over Monda's face as she cooks. I think I am in love with a sim.

Anyway: Read a book, freak out, read a book, freak out, read a book, freak out... You could get Attenborough to narrate this and it would win awards for an accurate insight into the life of Rye.

This time... MILF eats his own baby.
11-26-2009, 09:43 AM
Shlup

Whenever a Sim acts accurately, it's double amusing. And it's happening a surprisingly often.
11-26-2009, 09:48 AM
Madame Adequate

For instance, Shlupsim has a grammar.

Edit: I tease because I love :heart:
11-26-2009, 10:02 AM
Shlup

Dude stfu I am so tired.
11-27-2009, 02:35 PM
Jiro

Somebody please save me from Old Man Mullet, he's scaring me. This is fantastic xD
11-27-2009, 04:49 PM
Quindiana Jones

Well, at least I didn't get raped.
11-27-2009, 06:21 PM
Shattered Dreamer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quin

Well, at least I didn't get raped.

There's still time:tongue:
11-27-2009, 11:08 PM
vinnie's mini's

This has made me chuckle since the start :D

(SPOILER)
1) Male or Female
Female

2) Teen, Young Adult, or Adult
Teen

3) Describe your skin tone. Shades of blue, green, and pink are also available.
White. Quite pale but not ghostly pale.

4) Describe how much fat is on your body.
A small amount.

5) Describe how much muscle is on your body.
Eh, a little.

6) Describe your hair color and style in detail. (Facial hair too, for dudes.)
Long and straight,and a deep red (Not a gingery red though, but more of a blood red)

7) Describe your face in as much or as little detail as you'd like.
I guess you could say I have a slightly rounded face with a cute little nose. I guess my eyes are an average size xD I don't know, its hard to tell.

8) What color are your eyes? You can give me a hex code if you want.
Light blue but also slightly grey.

10) If you wear make-up, describe it.
Normally yellow, red or white eyeshadow, sometimes glittery lipgloss. Oh and black eyeliner too (Not too much though)

11) Describe what you'd typically wear in each of the following categories (or post pics):
Everyday - A skirt of some kind, I'm not too worried if it's short or long (Either is fine) and a cute top of some kind.
Formal - Either a yellow, red or black dress - The style doesn't really matter.
Pajamas - Just your average long PJs xD
Athletic wear - Um anything really, whatever grabs you.
Swimsuit - A one piece

Personality
12) Choose five of the following personality traits: (Subject to alteration by me if people keep picking the same ones.)

-Absent-Minded
-Clumsy
-Easily Impressed
-Hopeless romantic
-Over-Emotional

13) Select a favorite food:
Key lime pie

14) Select a favorite music:
Classical

15) Select a favorite color:
Red
11-27-2009, 11:10 PM
Christmas

I like the fact that this thread had managed to get most of the active EoFF members to join and participate. Giving them something to look forward to the next time they log in! :bigsmile:

It's a really good piece of work! :kaoclove:
11-27-2009, 11:11 PM
~*~Celes~*~

And it seems to be getting more and more people interested as time goes on! :jess: I think this thread deserves a ciddie.
11-27-2009, 11:19 PM
Christmas

But I heard Award Guy is on the run from the cops for raping his own awards. :(

Then again, I'm pretty sure someone will take over the position! :bigsmile:
11-27-2009, 11:28 PM
Shattered Dreamer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

But I heard Award Guy is on the run from the cops for raping his own awards. :(

Then again, I'm pretty sure someone will take over the position! :bigsmile:

Cough Christmas should do it because she did such an awesome job with the EoFF Post cough :D
11-27-2009, 11:55 PM
Freya

Oh that's right christmas, you were gone when psy did this.
11-28-2009, 10:51 AM
scrumpleberry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Ha ha ha Huxley enjoy your hellspawn. Dodged a bullet there.

:weep:
11-28-2009, 11:23 AM
Shlup

Daddy doesn't love you anymore.
11-28-2009, 02:47 PM
Psychotic

That implies that I did in the first place.
11-28-2009, 07:44 PM
~*~Celes~*~

I can only imagine how my sim would interract with Paul's. Probably hat shop together or something
11-29-2009, 09:55 AM
Christmas

Is Shlup's sims like Lulu from FF X-2!? Their stomach doesn't seems to have any differences when they are pregnant! :bigsmile:

What a fantastic feat! http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ckyandPAUL.gif
11-29-2009, 10:48 AM
~*~Celes~*~

or maybe Lulu is a sim from The Sims 3 :o
11-29-2009, 03:05 PM
Madonna

Whoo, guest appearance! And I am glad to see more people joining the town!

The Banana household's taste in decor is interesting! I know you said you went with pre-decorated houses, Shlup, but the colors in there sincerely bring to mind a child's toy block house!

Also, congratulations on motherhood! May the child be as entertaining as the parents!
12-01-2009, 04:30 PM
Flying Mullet

Time between episode 2 and 3 with harassing: 6 days
Time since episode 3 without harassing: 6+ days

Clearly harassing is the superior choice.

Give us our Sims, woman!
12-01-2009, 07:37 PM
Shattered Dreamer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Time between episode 2 and 3 with harassing: 6 days
Time since episode 3 without harassing: 6+ days

Clearly harassing is the superior choice.

Give us our Sims, woman!

Agreed more Sims!
12-01-2009, 11:55 PM
~*~Celes~*~

simz
12-02-2009, 12:40 AM
Shlup

I said when I posted the last update that I was gonna be busy for the holiday. I haven't touched my desktop since Episode 3 was posted.

Wednesday: Six Flags
Thursday: Thanksgiving
Friday: Bake a cake (yes, my cakes take all day)
Saturday: Thanksgiving II
Sunday: Gathering at in-laws'; last day Thanksgiving visitors are in-state
Monday: Babysit a toddler for fourteen hours

I have nothing better to do today then play though, so this update shouldn't be too much longer. It takes a lot of hours of play to get enough to make it worth posting, you know!
12-02-2009, 02:17 AM
Jiro

Yay more sims soon~
12-02-2009, 12:51 PM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

I said when I posted the last update that I was gonna be busy for the holiday. I haven't touched my desktop since Episode 3 was posted.

This is not acceptable. :colbert:
12-02-2009, 12:58 PM
Christmas

I bake cakes too. :bigsmile:

In the toliet that is! :meatwad:
12-02-2009, 01:01 PM
Jiro

But she said she's playing today so that's good! Still I acknowledge your research into the time frame, so pester away! :p
12-04-2009, 11:09 PM
Freya

I feel like something is missing in my life...
12-05-2009, 03:35 AM
Markus. D

In my restless dreams I see that town... You promised you'd take me there again someday, but you never did. ,_,~
12-05-2009, 04:45 AM
Shlup

Don't get your panties in a twist; it's still coming.
12-05-2009, 04:57 AM
~*~Celes~*~

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Don't get your panties in a twist; it's still coming.

*cough*
12-05-2009, 07:16 AM
Shlup

So that we're all less anxious about the next update, I'm going to go ahead and say the next update will be on Monday. And I do apologize for the delay; normally I'd tell you guys to stfu but once it gets passed a week I feel a little bad.

The reason it won't be until Monday is because I spent most of the last couple of days distracted by a family crisis, and today the game required an update that borked it, so now I have to download the expansion pack and hope that fixes it.

So don't bother yelling at me 'cause I'm pretty annoyed that I haven't been able to enjoy my game either. :|
12-07-2009, 04:10 AM
Christmas

I think today is MONDAY!!! :kaoclove:
12-07-2009, 04:32 AM
~*~Celes~*~

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

I think today is MONDAY!!! :kaoclove:

It might be for you but for those of us in the USA it's still Sunday night. I'm in the Eastern timezone (earliest timezone in the USA) and it's only 11:30 PM on Sunday night so be patient Mas-Mas! :jess:
12-07-2009, 04:53 AM
qwertysaur

Is it still possible to sign up? if so then sign up sheet
1) Male or Female
Male
2) Teen, Young Adult, or Adult
Young Adult
3) Describe your skin tone.
Caucasian Fair
4) Describe how much fat is on your body.
Very Slim
5) Describe how much muscle is on your body.
very Slim
6) Describe your hair color and style in detail.
Brown, Straight and pretty short. No facial hair
7) Describe your face in as much or as little detail as you'd like.
Oval shaped, I have a Jew nose so it is larger than average and other than that pretty soft facial features
8) What color are your eyes?
Grey, they reflect what I am wearing so they change color.
9) Do you wear glasses? If you do, describe them.
Oval shaped silver glasses.
10) If you wear make-up, describe it.
no
11) Describe what you'd typically wear in each of the following categories (or post pics):
everyday: Green Shirt, short sleeves and khakis, beige.
formal: A Green Suit if possible. :p
pajamas: Something blue, just to be different
athletic wear: The green one
swimsuit: Green shorts.

Personality
12) Choose five of the following personality traits:
-Bookworm
-Computer Whiz
-Friendly
-Genius
-Kleptomaniac
13) Select a favorite food:
spagetti and meatballs
14) Select a favorite music:
classical
15) Select a favorite color:
green (were you really surprised by this one)
12-07-2009, 08:38 AM
Shlup

I spent four hours yesterday and ten hours today just trying to get this game to run after a required update. I must have solved three dozen different problems, none of which lead to the game working properly.

I'll try again tomorrow 'cause I want to play my effing game, but I thought ya'll would like to know. I want to play my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!! *dies*
12-07-2009, 12:48 PM
Christmas

:(
12-07-2009, 01:14 PM
~*~Celes~*~

I can wait patiently :D I dunno about anyone else though.
12-07-2009, 01:53 PM
Flying Mullet

Women screw everything up. :aimmad:
12-07-2009, 08:23 PM
Shlup

It wasn't me! It was the stupid Pes for making Awesomemod expire when I was perfectly happy to keep everything outdated but working.

Let's see if reinstalling a fourth time will work... Right now the game runs, but it takes two hours to start up and like five minutes to click and stuff. That's progress right??
12-07-2009, 09:42 PM
~*~Celes~*~

We believe in you!~
12-07-2009, 10:33 PM
Loony BoB

I WANT TO BELIEVE.
12-07-2009, 10:50 PM
scrumpleberry

Oh jesus I hate it when this happens. I uninstalled it totally and got rid of even all the registry files and everything and reinstalled it without cc and it worked. STUPID EA >(

I'm so sorry for you shlup. :aimkiss: You're a brave lady!
12-07-2009, 11:44 PM
Shlup

I did that twice now. I'm thinking maybe I should reinstall and not update this time. Even without mods in it it's still loading super epically slow.

Any further tips are appreciated.
12-07-2009, 11:48 PM
~*~Celes~*~

is your pc on a warranty?
12-08-2009, 12:04 AM
Shlup

It has nothing to do with my PC. -_-;
12-08-2009, 12:04 AM
scrumpleberry

Sorry, I repatched mine fully :( I had the problems with 1.4 though. I can't help you.

Also the internet is really hideously unhelpful about this. Hate EA, stupid stupid stupid. Patches god argh.
12-08-2009, 12:09 AM
Logie

Goodluck with getting your game to work! I can't wait until I invest in additional RAM so Sims 3 can actually function on my computer. :p /fail.

This is an awesomesauce project, by the way. Highly entertaining! :D
12-08-2009, 01:13 PM
Flying Mullet

Does it help if I tell you that my dog's name is Patches and she functions perfectly?
12-08-2009, 01:32 PM
Jiro

Nuuu where is my sims goodness? I go away and come back expecting two maybe three updates but all I get is bad news! Damn you technology for making Shlup unable to provide the required sims goodness to sustain me D:
12-13-2009, 04:35 AM
~*~Celes~*~

I guess this means it's not workin yet :-/
12-13-2009, 04:40 AM
Jessweeee♪

;_;
12-13-2009, 04:59 AM
Christmas

Someone take over Shlup? :(
12-13-2009, 07:23 PM
Flying Mullet

I don't think anyone here has the balls to be Shlup. :(
12-13-2009, 10:10 PM
Laddy

My sims are working! I'll take it from here if Shlup can't continue.

My Sims 3 wasn't working, but I reinstalled it to desktop, and my mods worked fantastically!
12-14-2009, 04:59 AM
VexNet

oh man, That's bad news! I hope you get it working soon Shlup!

My copy of Sims 3 can't even load the game without turning the pc itself off!
12-14-2009, 05:32 AM
Shlup

I'll get it working. I haven't tried in a few days 'cause I went away for the weekend. It's my favorite game and I want to play it, dangit!
12-18-2009, 04:38 AM
Madonna

Dear Shlup,

One baby in and you crash the thing; what gives!?

Love,
Lynx

Postscript - I wish you could enjoy your game too!
12-18-2009, 01:34 PM
Flying Mullet

Babies ruin everything.
12-18-2009, 01:40 PM
Jiro

But I liked my sim. He was not as lame as me :(
12-22-2009, 01:19 AM
~*~Celes~*~

:cry::cry:
12-22-2009, 01:43 AM
Christmas

Shall we all put the blame on Flying Mullet? :(
12-22-2009, 01:44 AM
Jiro

That sounds acceptable, let's do that.
12-22-2009, 11:09 AM
Flying Mullet

I am afraid I cannot support this.
12-22-2009, 11:23 AM
Shlup

*sigh*
12-22-2009, 12:39 PM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

*sigh*

less sighing more fixing
12-22-2009, 02:14 PM
Christmas

It's all Mullet's fault

:colbert:
12-22-2009, 02:27 PM
Psychotic

Shlup should close this thread and filter the word "Sims" to a picture of a snow penis so that she can ban anyone who mentions it.
12-22-2009, 02:32 PM
Jiro

Mulley

How could you, man?! :(
12-23-2009, 04:06 AM
Shlup

I've tried everything I can think of. Except actually giving butthole EA my money and buying a legit copy of the game. *sigh*

Actually, I guess I could download a different version. Don't see how that would help but couldn't hurt.

Just letting ya'll know I'm still working on it.
12-23-2009, 04:15 AM
Christmas

So it is a pirated copy? No wonder. :(
12-23-2009, 04:24 AM
Shlup

Pfft, it's EA, any copy of any game of theirs could combust at any moment.
12-23-2009, 04:26 AM
Christmas

A non-pirated one will last longer! Long enough to finish the thread maybe! :(
12-23-2009, 06:29 AM
Shlup

If I had the money I might cave and get it. I hate giving money to EA though.

Maybe I'll try a different pirated version... It worked fine until I was forced to patch it.
12-23-2009, 10:22 AM
Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

If I had the money I might cave and get it. I hate giving money to EA though.

Maybe I'll try a different pirated version... It worked fine until I was forced to patch it.

This is getting nowhere. :(
12-24-2009, 04:07 AM
Jiro

Screw paying them for the game, pirate it until it works baby :aimkiss:
12-24-2009, 04:14 AM
Shlup

I knew Jiro was my bromeo. :snuggle:
12-25-2009, 10:10 AM
Moon Rabbits

Why hello hilarious thread I was unaware existed.
12-27-2009, 08:33 AM
Shlup

Hilarious if I could get it smurfing working.

I'm downloading another version but BJ keeps making me stop it to play Left 4 Dead 2. :/
12-27-2009, 08:40 AM
Rye

My version worked when I pirated, but it was only a half-content icky version. :(
12-27-2009, 09:44 AM
Laddy

Reinstall to desktop!
12-27-2009, 09:51 AM
Shlup

To desktop?! Why to desktop?
12-27-2009, 10:14 AM
Laddy

Worked for meeeeee!
12-28-2009, 08:53 PM
Jessweeee♪

The only problem I had with the pirated version was that I couldn't patch it and kleptos took my babies :(
12-29-2009, 12:03 PM
Laddy

Seriously, there is no reason for you not to buy the game, I'd be more than willing to mail you a copy. :colbert:
12-29-2009, 12:11 PM
Shlup

I'm poor. :mymelbert:
12-29-2009, 02:07 PM
Dignified Pauper

Why the hell am I Dr. Pauper?
12-29-2009, 02:13 PM
Shlup

Dr. D. Pauper, MD
12-29-2009, 02:51 PM
Psychotic

You have no idea how tempting it is to change the thread title to read "Episode 4" and sit back and watch the confusion and anger.
12-29-2009, 03:47 PM
Flying Mullet

I approve.
12-30-2009, 06:01 AM
Shlup

EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE MADE PROGRESS TOWARDS FIXING IT NOTHING IS BETTER I HATE THIS GAME :crying:
12-31-2009, 04:32 AM
Laddy

I. WILL. MAIL. YOU. IT.

On one condition: You nestle me with a attractive French black man with dreadlocks. :colbert:
12-31-2009, 04:33 AM
~*~Celes~*~

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laddy

I. WILL. MAIL. YOU. IT.

On one condition: You nestle me with a attractive French black man with dreadlocks. :colbert:

that's oddly specific.
12-31-2009, 05:12 AM
Moon Rabbits

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laddy

I. WILL. MAIL. YOU. IT.

On one condition: You nestle me with a attractive French black man with dreadlocks. :colbert:

that's oddly specific.

I have a thing for Scandinavian men with shaved heads :bigsmile:

edit: o_O Not ... skinheads though >_~~~~
12-31-2009, 07:23 AM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laddy

I. WILL. MAIL. YOU. IT.

On one condition: You nestle me with a attractive French black man with dreadlocks. :colbert:

I'll feel bad if it still doesn't work. :/

Though I do have several nice sets of dreads.
12-31-2009, 03:48 PM
Psychotic

I want my Sim to marry a blonde Californian chick whose name rhymes with "FlupQuack" and cannot figure out how to make a video game work. Thx in advance!!!
12-31-2009, 05:51 PM
DK

I'd rather have the thread end here than have it be soiled by a Frenchman. :colbert:
01-03-2010, 02:33 PM
Laddy

A black Frenchman!
01-25-2010, 06:46 AM
~*~Celes~*~

:(
02-02-2010, 09:33 PM
Shlup
I spent a lot of hours trying to fix this stupid game. Like a lot. But it was pissing me off.

So Genius Lynx bought a legit copy so that I can enjoy my favorite game again and post more pictures! Hooray!

As thanks to Lynx, he will be the active Sim for episode five, only 'cause I had already started playing episode four before all those compatibility issues.

After installing the game and being sure the town was safe, I had to spend another, oh... 20-ish hours digging through my custom content to get rid of corrupt files. For The Sims 2 I had about 16GB of custom content; for this game I have about 700MB 'cause it's so freaking buggy.

I also spruced up the place. I can now do the following things:
1. Adjust the size of any Sims head, neck, shoulders, cans, waist, ba-donk, thighs, and calves. As such, DK has received a makeover. I also look smokin' in a bathing suit.
2. Adjust a lot more stuff on the face. As such, Rye has received a makeover.
3. In accordance with #1 and #2, the sign-up form has been updated.
4. Oh yeah, Proto somehow disappeared so I remade him. He looks mostly the same but with better clothes.
5. I can click any Sim and edit them, check their status, or make them active. This makes playing the game this way much, much easier.
6. I have installed a new story progression engine that is awesome.
While testing the custom content I have left and the new mods there were a lot of pop-ups. While I type up episode four I will share with you...

Eyeson: Episode 3.5
Stuff That Happened While I Pissed Around

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264b.jpg
This... feels right.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264c.jpg
That's right, scrumpleberry is the town bicycle. I shat.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264d.jpg
This is perhaps the most unsurprising thing that has happened in the history of me playing this game ever.
Also, I need to change her name the Abominatrix or something.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264e.jpg
I do not know what this means for our safety or that of our children.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264f.jpg
Aaaaand BoB is the man-ho. Happy Birthday.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264g.jpg
Emo alert!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264h.jpg
Haha, smitten is sick of Lev's :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264i.jpg
Cute.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264j.jpg
Quin and Sir Lancealot are both named "The Queer." What does that say about my imagination that that's the name I accidentally use twice?
But, yes, Lance has his own place now.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264k.jpg
I knew she was contagious.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264l.jpg
That's right, the first lady BoB goes for after officially being declared the town man-ho is I Don't Need a Name's mother.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-264m.jpg
Don't go there, Jessweeee.
Ahaha, the game called Proto a peon.

So that is what happened while I was testing, and I'm gonna type out episode four right now. :penciltrick:
02-02-2010, 10:17 PM
scrumpleberry

Oh my god, what a nice thing to do! That's really lovely of Genius Lynx.

Also Hooray Forever :bigsmile:

Also oblig "hop on boys n girls! :jokey:"
02-02-2010, 10:27 PM
I Don't Need A Name

Oh no...so who's my father?!
Does that mean I may have BoB as a stepdad :eek:
02-02-2010, 10:31 PM
Flying Mullet

:love: Chocolate Thief Locke :love:
02-02-2010, 11:04 PM
Jessweeee♪

My last name is Cakeface? Awesome xD
02-02-2010, 11:06 PM
Mogi

NO JESSWEE LOOK AT ME I'M DOING STUFF TOO.

*ATTENTION PLZ*
02-02-2010, 11:06 PM
Shlup

I tried to make every last name offensive but sometimes I just can't help myself.

And, IDNAN, your mother is your mother and your father.
02-02-2010, 11:12 PM
Rantz

Sir Lynx is a Real Hero! Round of applause!
02-02-2010, 11:54 PM
Shlup

Note: In accordance with California state law, pop-ups that are not related to the current on-screen goings-on will be accompanied by a pop-up pastry.

Eyeson: Episode 3

Towards the end of episode three, this happened

Quote:

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-359.jpg
OMG this scared me for a sec. I was like "omg twins nooooo" but it said we only had one so whatev.

When I went to play again, I noticed this:

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-265b.jpg
WHY?!

So, even though I spent forever giving my self-Sim a really cute nurseryhttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-267.jpg, I was like smurf this.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-269.jpg
So I left them on MILF's doorstep...

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-270.jpg
...and walked my ass back home.

So then I picked a new name out of The Hat to play for this time and...

I'm My Own MILF
smurf. This game is out to get me.
Yes, this seriously was not on purpose.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...omgwhoisit.gif

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-271.jpg
First thing that happens is Rye calls him up.
Rye: Uhm, hey, did you know you have a giant larvae infestation in your yard?

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-271b.jpg
Meanwhile, Marshall Banana is taking over.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-273.jpg
Aww, that's much better than the last time he was allowed around one of my babies (who was also scrumpleberry, fyi).

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-274.jpg
He also is not a bright fellow.
MILF, if your dong is too short to reach the toilet from there, just sit down.

Oh, and then something awesome happened.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-274b.jpg
MILF got stuck in the fridge.

I could not get him out.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-275.jpg
As his babymomma, I made myself active.
I was at Jessweeee and Mogi's, apparently.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-276.jpg
Me: My babydaddy, he crazy. I got go.

I went home, invited MILF over, he said yes, and then...

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-276b.jpg
Fuuuu-- Can't get his own ass out of the fridge.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-277.jpg
I went over there but he was still stuck.
I could hear him screaming from the fridge every time I rang the doorbell.
I fixed it by moving him and the twins into my house and then back again.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-287.jpg
I had MILF quit his job at the cemetery to start on his career as a writer.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-279.jpg
Unfortunately, he spends more time pretending to write and instead starring at the wallpaper of his mancrush.
Much like real life, I'm sure.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-279b.jpg

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-281.jpg
Cute daddy time!
This is Shluplette, who I mentioned in the last episode was named Rita, but smurf that.
Her sister is Quacklorina.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-281b.jpg
Haha, balls.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-282.jpg
Raising twins is a bitch so MILF called a sitter and I sent him out.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-282b.jpg
smurfing ingrate.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-285.jpg
He, of his own accord, decided to sit down with Flying Mullet for a game of chess.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-284.jpg
He's already turning into one of those parents that doesn't shut the smurf up about his kids.
MILF: Shluplette has really taken to the bottle just fine, but Quacklorina struggles with the girth of the nipple. It would really
be a lot easier if I could just grow a nice set of breasts like their mother's.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-285b.jpg

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-286.jpg
Hey, how's that novel going, hmm?

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-289.jpg
Bah, never a moment of peace!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-288.jpg
Jesus Christ, don't puke on the baby!!
He seriously gagged like he was going to puke on the baby.
WTF.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-290.jpg
Aww, awwwwwwww.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-292.jpg
This is like porn to me. Men holding babys, UNF.
...Wait, don't call the cops, that's totally a legit thing to say.
Right?

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-291.jpg
Ah, feck. Et tu, Shluplette?

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-292b.jpg
P.S. Why the smurf does scrumps insist on wearing this 24/7 now?
This is awful. The outfit I made for her is cute.
smurf you, scumpleberry!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-292c.jpg
LOLOLOL
Congrats, I Don't Need a Name, you're a big brother.

Anyway.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-292d.jpg
Yes, this. No more larvae!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-293.jpg
This is how I spent my first birthday too.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-294.jpg
Pop! Super cute!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-295.jpg
Such good parenting examples.
MILF: You're a big girl now, I am done lugging your ass around!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-295b.jpg
'Cause they're twins, yo.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-296.jpg
Renesmee??

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-297.jpg
Eww, redneck baby.

BABY MAKEOVERS!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-303.jpg
SUPER CUTE!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-302.jpg
They take after their father in a lot of ways.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-305b.jpg
Okay, yes, lawl, but wait for it...

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-305c.jpg
*dead*

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-305d.jpg
This is my lolling.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-306.jpg
Quacklorina http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-307.jpg
Shluplette http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-307b.jpg
I knew sk was into bad boys.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-307c.jpg
P.S. Remember she is his boss. Scandal!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-309.jpg
Daddy, how can you resist that face?

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-308.jpg
Oh, that's why you ate the last one.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-311.jpg
This is me in like three years. Except with boobs.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-312.jpg
Shluplette: This... is the greatest thing I have ever seen in this whole house.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-313.jpg
Shluplette: *nom*

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-314.jpg
Okay, enough of this daddy :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Everyone else is out bouncing around like bunnies with the wrong people--let's call Rye.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-314b.jpg
Ohohoho, but she calls him first. To help him with his career. Soulmates much?

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-315.jpg
MILF: Hey bb, you want 2 go out?
Rye: Sry, so busy!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-316.jpg
Oh, hey, where the smurf is she going!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-317.jpg
MILF: *stalks*

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-318.jpg
MILF: *stalks more better*

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-319.jpg
Bah, going into the bookstore. As usual. Gorramit.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-320.jpg
Mogi will keep MILF company while he stalks. http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-320b.jpg
Dammit, Lekaka, usurp the bastard!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-320c.jpg
Looks like being around Marshall leveled him up.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-321.jpg
This isn't creepy at all. Really.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-322.jpg
This is though.
Not a snack, demondude, not a snack.
P.S. Every time I see this dude lately he's all army'd up.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-323.jpg
The town thug sports pink scrubs and can often be found trailing behind the large black man in the magenta thong.
Repeal Prop 8!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-328.jpg
Shoeberto has arrived!
Why the smurf does he look like a curious pixie? Is he on meth?

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-329.jpg
Oo, he found something to be bi curious about!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-329b.jpg

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-329c.jpg
I know you were desperate for a friend, Markus, but this was a bad choice.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-329d.jpg
Run, Laddy's mom! Protect your uterus!

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-330.jpg
Meanwhile, back at home, MILF is fantasizing about the toilet paper.
Where is your other hand??

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...ms/poptart.png http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...nshot-330b.jpg

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-331.jpg
Next day's Rye-stalking started out a bit better.
Though MILF didn't seem to agree.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-332.jpg
Finally! Even scrumps is releived, in her ugly yellow hat.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-333.jpg
Across the intersection, DP contemplates ending it all.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-334.jpg
And back to where we were, scrumpleberry is fighting with a little girl over hot dogs.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-335.jpg
MILF learns that Rye is single.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-336.jpg
And I learn that Marshall and pregnancy do not mix. Wow.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-337.jpg
But things are going well.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-340.jpg
For now.

http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...enshot-342.jpg
DUN DUN DUN.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I believe I have everyone on the character list, minus a couple of portraits. Please check?

I also added a list of who has spawned whom.

And, fyi, the game has been incredibly smooth and stable other than that issue with MILF getting stuck in the fridge. It loads in half the time it used to, and it used to lag for about 30 seconds every single time I took a picture, but now it's like two seconds. Woo!

View the entire Episode 4 gallery, which includes 15 pics not posted in this episode, here.
02-03-2010, 12:13 AM
Marshall Banana

BoB, I'll kill you. :kaocry2:
02-03-2010, 12:45 AM
Levian

rubah dooby doo is an excellent name :D
02-03-2010, 12:59 AM
Mogi

*sits*
02-03-2010, 01:19 AM
Madonna

I only did it to impress the ladies, I swear!

Kids?! Kids!? Do you know what this means?! Family trees! Nothing thrills me more in the Sims than watching which families come together, see whose lines die out, and watching the relationships grow more and more convoluted!

BoB, you rake! You do not even have the decency to ride a bike!

Mean names are all the rage!
02-03-2010, 01:45 AM
I Don't Need A Name

BoB! You make me a brother, then run away!
THIS IS WAR :mad2:
02-03-2010, 02:04 AM
Shiny

Hahahaha @ MILF toliet paper, demondude's crotch stare and DK's blocking of his butt.
Shlupette looks like a smaller version of Jason Kidd.
02-03-2010, 03:57 AM
Psychotic

Quacklorina? Shlupette? Dear God, woman!

Is getting stuck in the fridge something that can actually happen in TS3 or is it a bug? Either way that is hella funny.

Also bring the noise, Mullet. I'll make sure you don't die of old age. :cool:

PS: Buttface? I...I thought we had something special. :cry:

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