Ciddies Revelations! End of Year 2010!

dawww JD and Turk. Who's who, though?

That's it for the MLT's. I'll be taking a short break to throw the Ciddies you all just won into the furnace. This is HELL after all! Mwahahahaha!

No, I kid. I need to get some chicken in me, you know what I'm sayin'?

If the RSL option had existed I would have voted for it :(

As it stands the three best choices were in first, second, and third, so this Ciddie is a definitive RESULT!

Eric is JD, naturally. For being such a nerdy honky. :heart:

Oh I missed all the MLT's and I won something! Thanks for thinking bee's are attractive and voting me a bee?

That, my friends, is one nerdy Honey Bee girl!

C'mon, finish your damn chicken.

Best Member
Last winner: Jessweeee♪ · Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Bunny · Guardian XIII · Psychotic · Raistlin · Rantzien · ShlupQuack

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin	Guardian XIII (4/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	Rantzien (3/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Psychotic (2/10)
Freya Shiny	ShlupQuack (1/10)

:O

Damn straight, and Clograb?! What is your secret identity? :mad:

Eric better win this one, or I repeat my previous threat I made somewhere else in this thread.

Whoa best member already?! :O

I'm with Clo. There will be bottles broken.

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Originally Posted by Clo

Damn straight, and Clograb?! What is your secret identity? :mad:

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Wouldn't you like to know. :smug:

I'll supply the bottles. You'll need to break them though, Shorty.

I'm little and weak.

Oh, geez, I'm too sleepy to stay up ~__~

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Originally Posted by Freya

BEST MEMBER:

Best member? More like WORST member.

http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/BDX...0/bxp29622.jpg
Bunny...

...punches babies. I mean I can’t really go on more than that. It’s what he does. He sits around corners and prepares to punch babies when they come by. Why are babies going around corners while he’s lying in wait? Well it’s at the hospital. He punches newborns. Newborns who race each other in wheelchairs down the hall.

http://www.dailykitten.com/wp-conten...45189nala3.jpg

Guardian XIII...

...sacrifices kittens to the demon overlords. He breeds cats so he has multiple liters of kittens at a time and then proceeds to sacrifice them to “demons” in his basement, which also happens to be where he sleeps. He’s sleeping with the devil.

http://parisperfect.creativechamber....-militaire.jpg
Psychotic...

...well come on, his name should explain his horrible actions in the Pastry War of ’02. There were blueberries scattered across the walls. The streets were lined with deep Indigo colors of our fellow berry friends. He held duel wisks. There was batter everywhere.

http://www.fisica.uniroma2.it/~cmthe...ty-mugshot.jpg
Raistlin...

…. Bikini picture should explain that. I don’t even have to go into it. I’ll save your eyes, THIS time. SO have a smilie face instead.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/somkingazns.jpg
Rantzien...

...Preaches to teenagers that smoking is cool. Also that sex is totally safe. He’s a menace and should be taken out of our schools lest he continues to corrupt our children. He tells young asian boys to take photos while smoking! He's horrible!

http://spawnio.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Belle.jpg
Shlupquack...

...runs a Disney princess themed Prostitution ring. It actually makes quite a lot of money. She pulls underaged girls away from Disneyland so they are the appropriate ages of the young Disney princesses. She also beats them? Yeah we’ll go with that too. Ok stop staring at sexy belle.



Are any of these people the one you want being your best member for the next 6 months? Really? Well… Alright then, continue…

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Go Paul! You can do it, you're the man. If you can't do it, I sure can. :p

Can't stop.. staring.. at sexy Belle.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

Go Paul! You can do it, you're the man. If you can't do it, I sure can. :p

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Your kind words mean more to me than any Ciddie ever could. :cry:

Ahahahahaha xD

Bunny..........7
ShlupQuack.....7
Psychotic......6
Raistlin.......5
RSL............1

Also, smurf berries. I'm a man without morals when it comes to berries!

edit: well at least I beat Raistlin. :shobon:

NOOO THAT POOR KITTEN.

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

Zeldy.............15

NorthernChaosGod..8

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:jokey:

also I did say in my predictions that the quartet of unlikeable bastards would be smashed by the nice boy duo! I think both of you are very deserving of the prize. :)

Go guys go!

Eric! :cheer:

Guardian XIII..9

Rantzien.......8

I think Eric is deserving of it! I've had my time in the spotlight.

Edit: Yesss! :D Congratulations, much deserved!

Wow that was a close one! Congrats eric!

Yay Eric!

Well firstly congratulations Eric, you had my vote...although you may already have known that...!

But man look on the spread of votes - it was very close between everyone involved from first to last.

ERIC TOTALLY DESERVES THIS YEAAAHH

^__~

WOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH ERIC

sorry rantz, but we'd have to break bottles over your head if you won.

I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about, Paul.

Sure you do, Eric.

:excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

I had a lot of sleep. AND LOTS OF TEA.

I don't even know how I got my first nomination for this. I'm sure it was all ironic, though Shlup's scream if I won would have been amusing. Not amusing enough for me to care enough to rally people behind it, though (stupid MLT get together Ciddie :mad2:).

Eric is an actually deserving winner.

I need sleep :x I had tea though :love:

Wow, thanks guys. That really means a lot to me. :jess:

I've got leftover New Year's champagne. Bring the party, people.

Sarah :love:

Best Male
Last winner: Cuchulainn · Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Blues Agent · Guardian XIII · I'm my own MILF · Jiro · NorthernChaosGod · Psychotic · Rantzien

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin	Guardian XIII (5/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	Rantzien (3/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	I'm my own MILF (1/10)
Freya Shiny	Psychotic (1/10)

Kick the competition in the balls like the men you are!

This speech is all sorts of epic.

ERIC WINS EVERYTHING.

Shorty, share the champagne with me.

Champagne for everyone!

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Originally Posted by Laddy

Play this song while you listen to this speech. It makes it better.

Men. Men are awesome. Mean make the world great. Without men, Laddy would be lonely, as would all the women. Some men are just better. In fact, some men are the best. So who is the Best Male? Let’s look in closer detail. When ShlupQuack created the world, She decided she needed some men to make Her sandwiches and give Her worth. So, she created men. Seven men, to be exact. These men are the BEST.
　
Blues Agent was the first man Shlup created; he is an agent of blues. He made Shlup eternally happy by feeding her little lies that she was attractive, pleasant, and fun to be with. Blues Agent succeeds in this regard. Now Shlup decided men are pretty frickin’ awesome and made more men.

Guardian XIII was next. He gave Shlup foot massages and bought her drapes. You know, because she’s a woman. Guardian XIII was the best at rubbing feet and buying drapes Shlup had ever seen. Shlup had never done anything worth while in her life. (Because she’s a woman.) Guardian XIII made her feel otherwise.

I’m My Own MILF sang Shlup songs of mercy, love, and hope. She delighted in his Freddie Mercury-esque vocals and charming falsetto. He never failed to impress Her with his amazing talent. He was so good, he gave Shlup and eargasm.

Jiro was a specialist. Oh yes, master of Shlup’s intimate desires, Jiro never failed at what he did best, in which I will not mention. Jiro never wavered, for his task was difficult, fearsome, and likely to get him lost or killed, whatever happened first. Jiro was especially talented and Shlup was proud of him.

NorthernChaosGod pleased Shlup with a variety of delicious dishes. From delicious Baked Alaska to scrumptious Portobello Steak Omelets. NCG never failed at creating the best dishes, at Shlup ate like a hound and turned into even more of a porker slob.

Psychotic told a variety of brilliant stories and tales, each filled with heroism, mystery, drama and Roger Rabbit x Simon Cowell smut. He told it so well and with such drama, Shlup would laugh and cry at them almost as effortlessly as she does anything else.

Rantizen was in charge of fixing things Shlup broke, which was a lot. He would fix TV’s, stereos, toilets, bathtubs, sanities, and chairs. He would even fix it wearing nothing but a tiny red leather Speedo. This made Shlup very happy and marginally more efficient.

So, there you have it, the story of the Greatest Men Ever. I hope you enjoy. I know Shlup sure did.

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If Eric is Best Male and Best Member, he's probably Best Male because of his Best Member.

If ya know what I mean. :jokey:

I think it might be a toss-up between Eric and Rantz again.

I predicted an Eric/Rantz split of Best Male and Best Member. It looks like I got it backwards, though.

Crystal, stop fantasizing about Eric's penis.

Blues Agent.......6
Jiro..............6
NorthernChaosGod..5
I'm my own MILF...4
Psychotic.........4
RSL...............1

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Crystal, stop fantasizing about Eric's penis.

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LIKE YOU AREN'T.

Hey, I nominated The Man for Best Member.

This is all a conspiracy against Psy. I just know it. The U.S.A.P. conspiracy.

Does that mean you were fantasizing about his penis, Wes? :confused:

It means I was drunk and the joke amused me.

I also nominated him for Weirdest Member.

Penis. Thought i'd get in on the action.

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Does that mean you were fantasizing about his penis, Wes? :confused:

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See, this here is why Eric deserves Best Male. He asks the important questions.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

This is all a conspiracy against Psy. I just know it. The U.S.A.P. conspiracy.

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it's cool, man. I win so many Ciddies every year that this time I thought I'd let someone else win Best Member for a change.

...:greenie:

Guardian XIII.....9

Rantzien..........8

ALRIGHT THESE VOTES ARE FIXED

WHO'S DOING IT

no but really, congratulations <3

omg hahaha xD nice going, Eric! Congrats again!

He's a day laborer! Sweeping up the awards! (See get it, cause they sweep and do chores and such. Right?)

I like to imagine I'm that one vote that made Eric win.

El disastro grande :(

Grats to the winners so far :D

Best Female
Last winner: ShlupQuack · Nomination Leader: fire_of_avalon

The Nominees
Clo · fire_of_avalon · Fujiko · Jessweeee♪ · ShlupQuack · Shorty · Rye

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane	Shorty (4/10)
Clo Raistlin	Clo (2/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	Jessweeee♪ (2/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	ShlupQuack (1/10)
Freya Shiny	fire_of_avalon (1/10)

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

El disastro grande :(

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D:

I had a good speech going for this but I put it off for too long and didn't have time to finish it, sorry females :(

Maybe I'll finish it later and post it elsewhere.

Rye.............7
fire_of_avalon..6
Jessweeee♪......6
Fujiko..........5
ShlupQuack......3
RSL.............1

Let's burn Rantz at the stake, girls.

What the deuce.

Oh, we're doing it. No mercy.

Go Sarah! :roll:

Shorty..........8

Clo.............7

Congrats Saria, that was totally deserved! :D

Clo would have been a worthy winner too, but I'm happy with this result!

Congrats, Sarah. You certainly deserved it, especially with starting and running the Beard Contest!

how in the hell did that happen!

Woo! Congrats Shawdee!

Best Admin
Last winner: Del Murder · Nomination Leader: ---

The Nominees
Cid · Del Murder · Kawaii Ryûkishi · Loony BoB · Psychotic · Rantzien · Roogle · ShlupQuack

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin	Rantzien (6/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	ShlupQuack (2/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Psychotic (1/10)
Freya Shiny	Loony BoB (1/10)

Clo darling, you're a worthy opponent.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Oh, we're doing it. No mercy.

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Define "it". :jokey:

I bet it's Rantzien!

oh well in that case :jokey:

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

This is the award we give to administrators who entertain us sufficiently that they disguise the fact that they don’t do :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Don’t believe me? Then how has ShlupQuack ever won this award? EXPLAIN THAT.

Let’s take a look at the nominees:

Cid: Hi, Sean! Have fun with your LIFE and IGNORING US.

Del Murder: He dominated this category last half-year when he partnered with me to pull a fast one over the entire staff. The past six months he’s mostly been back to his one-liners. Will that be enough to give him a chance?

Kawaii Ryûkishi: does Kishi still exist?

Loony BoB: I’m not sure what he’s done besides not do work on vB4. smurf sheep?

Psychotic: Psy is always a good chance to win this award due to his activity and mocking of Shlup. I think he also catches most of the second accounts.

Rantzien: As far as I can tell, the only one who actually has a valid claim for this award due exclusively to actual work. So of course he won’t win it.

Roogle: He… does stuff with chat?

ShlupQuack: She whines a lot and shows off her boobs and yells at people. And voters love boobs.

RSL: He will always be the best admin in my heart. :love:

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if shlup beats me

and I have a horrible feeling she will

there will be blood spilled this night.

Get 'em, Psy!

Yessss Psy Shlup fight. I'm betting on Shlup.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Yessss Psy Shlup fight. I'm betting on Shlup.

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you'll be the first to go.

Psychotic........7
Roogle...........6
ShlupQuack.......5
Kawaii Ryûkishi..2
Loony BoB........2
RSL..............1
Cid..............0

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Originally Posted by Shorty

oh well in that case :jokey:

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Guys, me and Shorty will be taking a break from the Ciddies.

We'll... be back in a few hours.

Psy beats Shlup

I'd pay to see that :jokey:

Oh, and RSL beat Cid? Classic.

Whew. Based on those results, I can keep my life for another day.

and Clo and I are going off to be busy and do... things.

ahhhhh

ahhhhhhhhhh

EoFF, I'm still in love with you.

also hey nice LotR reference. I think I was subconsciously referencing it too.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

oh well in that case :jokey:

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Guys, me and Shorty will be taking a break from the Ciddies.

We'll... be back in a few hours.

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I believe one of us heads reserve the rights to viewing this "break", for reasons unknown to us. :jokey:

Things are getting really weird in here... Here's your :bou::bou::bou::bou:, you freaks. :Oo:

Rantzien.........11

Del Murder.......8

WOOO! Ponty! Great job being all adminy!

Thank you, this warms an admin heart :love:

I called it :smug:

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Whew. Based on those results, I can keep my life for another day.

and Clo and I are going off to be busy and do... things.

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Yes...

... things. :shifty:

Best Cid's Knight
Last winner: Rye · Nomination Leader: ---

The Nominees
fire_of_avalon · Jessweeee♪ · Levian · Rye · Shiny · theundeadhero · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin	fire_of_avalon (4/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	Rye (3/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Jessweeee♪ (2/10)
Freya Shiny	Levian (1/10)

I'm off to bed! Congrats and good luck everyone! :love:

How are the predictions going?

Badly, for me at least.

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

If you were to ask me who I thought the best CK was I wouldn't be able to answer you right away. All of our Knights are great! Each one wields their power responsibly (obviously, else they'd be Former Staff like a certain Raistlin I won't name. :p) and I don't think I can pick any from that list who aren't as friendly as a wild Rantzien. If it were possible to give them all this award I don't think anyone would protest it, but unfortunately only one will receive it. Put your bowls of macaroni and cheese down and put your hands together for...

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How are the predictions going?

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Here are the standings right now!

Jessweeee♪: 7
Raistlin: 7
Psychotic: 7
Freya: 7
Clo: 6
Sir Lancealot: 6
Naomi The Insane: 5
Aerith's Knight: 5
Shiny: 4
Jiro: 2
Genius Lynx: 2

GO CKS!

I didn't realize I jumped backup so high in predictions! woo!

Yeah I got booted from staff because I banned too many people and kept editing out Shlup's professions of love for me when she first registered.

Actually I didn't even ban anyone. :( I totally should have before I left.

EDIT: Actually I don't even remember if EzBoard mods could ban... though I was on staff for some months at UBB, and then I think I could've.

Rye.............7
Levian..........5
Shiny...........5
theundeadhero...5
Wolf Kanno......4
RSL.............1

Go Jesswee!

Gooo foa!

I'm just afraid she'll kick my ass if I don't root for her.

Go foa and jessweeee!

fire_of_avalon..9

Jessweeee♪......7

Congrats foa! You're lovely, but you need to be here more!

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Congrats foa! You're lovely, but you need to be here more!

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Yeah that!

Best Site Staff
Last winner: qwertysaur · Nomination Leader: ---

The Nominees
Baloki · Croyles · Goldenboko · JKTrix · Momiji · qwertysaur

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro	Baloki (6/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	qwertysaur (2/10)
Freya Shiny	Goldenboko (2/10)

Go SSers!

The worst thing about this is that only people who actually work on the site know who's the best. For us simpletons it is merely guesswork.

Jawohl! Das ist ein Schutzstaffel!

Foa is allowed to join me and Short, if she ever SHOWS UP.

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Ahh, Site Staff. These guys don't get nearly enough credit for the work they do. I've dabbled in frontsite maintenance and codework a few times in the past and it was a very long and horrendous process. When I finished I expected some sort of thank-you PM or maybe an e-fruit basket, bitches better recognize my hard work! Not a soul thanked me. No one even noticed it! Now think about these guys who do this on a daily basis (or whenever they get around to it, I dunno :confused:). They don't do it for glory or recognition, they do it just 'cause it needs to be done.

Baloki, Croyles, Gobo, JKTrix, Momiji, and qwerty, thank you for all you've done and congratulations to whoever wins this wicked bitch! :D

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Foa is allowed to join me and Short, if she ever SHOWS UP.

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She's too busy kicking ass and taking names to join you and Shorty.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Jawohl! Das ist ein die Schutzstaffel!

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If you're going to post in German, at least put the same amount of into it as I do posting in English. Which is to say, not much, but enough that people can't correct your grammar.

Because, you know, there are people like me on the intertubes that get annoyed by it.

Also, go Baloki!

JKTrix......6
qwertysaur..6
Croyles.....2
Momiji......1
RSL.........1

Baloki vs gobo! Fight!

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Jawohl! Das ist ein die Schutzstaffel!

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If you're going to post in German, at least put the same amount of into it as I do posting in English. Which is to say, not much, but enough that people can't correct your grammar.

Because, you know, there are people like me on the intertubes that get annoyed by it.

Also, go Baloki!

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Wow, I was much closer in my hamfisted total guesses made out of the very very few German words I know specifically intended to be completely wrong and transparently inept than I expected I would be.

Baloki......18

Goldenboko..8

Ciddies, PICK UP THE PACE, C'MON.

Congrats Baloni!

Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Last winner: Raistlin · Nomination Leader: Blues Agent

The Nominees
Blues Agent · Meat Puppet · Ouch! · Raistlin · rubah

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro	Raistlin (5/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Blues Agent (4/10)
Freya Shiny	rubah (1/10)

Go go go goo gooogle!

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Originally Posted by Freya/Rantzien

Freya says
For best recgonized
as the speech
put "These guys once did something sometime somewhere that people now remember them by."
Rantzien says
Or otherwise they were given a title because people didn't remember them by it

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rubah........7
Ouch!........6
Meat Puppet..3
RSL..........1

Bestest speech ever.

Didn't I predict Proto for this? =o

EDIT: I certainly did!

Blues Agent..18

Raistlin.....8

Congratulations Proto! :jess: You BAMF.

/smug

Raistlin should have won, but I'll take it!

Man, my predictions are going to hell in a basket of kittens set on fire.

Best Veteran
Last winner: I'm my own MILF · Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Bunny · Guardian XIII · I'm my own MILF · Jiro · Miriel

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro	Guardian XIII (6/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Jiro (2/10)
Freya Shiny	I'm my own MILF (2/10)

Raistlin won last time, STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

Man, my predictions are going to hell in a basket of kittens set on fire.

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That's not FRIED CHICKEN?! :eek::eek::eek:

Go vets go! We really should expand this category. We're filling it up too much.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

Man, my predictions are going to hell in a basket of kittens set on fire.

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That's not FRIED CHICKEN?! :eek::eek::eek:

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It tastes the same, why are you complaining?

Eric wins this, because Eric wins everything. You may all try to stop him, but there's nothing you can do. Just accept it.

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Originally Posted by Clo

Raistlin won last time, STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION.

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Says the one who talks to me more than any other EoFFer. Oh yeah AND WHO VOTED FOR ME FOR THIS AWARD TOO

EDIT: Oh yeah, and congrats, Proto.

Jiro.............10
Bunny............6
Miriel...........6
RSL..............1

I remember the days when Guardian wasn't popular. Those were the days. Men were real mean. Women were real women. And small blue furry creatures were Steve.

I miss those days.

Are we looking at another Eric double slam with Best Veteran + Best Regular? 4 people predict that it is so!

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I remember the days when Guardian wasn't popular. Those were the days. Men were real mean. Women were real women. And small blue furry creatures were Steve.

I miss those days.

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Me too. At least Steve was delicious! :D:wacky::D

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Originally Posted by Wes

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Originally Posted by Clo

Raistlin won last time, STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION.

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Says the one who talks to me more than any other EoFFer. Oh yeah AND WHO VOTED FOR ME FOR THIS AWARD TOO

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That's because no one's talked any sense into me yet.

HELP ME, SOMEONE, HELP HELP HELP.

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

I remember the days when Guardian wasn't popular. Those were the days. Men were real mean. Women were real women. And small blue furry creatures were Steve.

I miss those days.

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Me too. At least Steve was delicious! :D:wacky::D

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Isn't it sad everything ends the moment you eat people? That's why I'm all for cloning.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

I remember the days when Guardian wasn't popular. Those were the days. Men were real mean. Women were real women. And small blue furry creatures were Steve.

I miss those days.

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No worries, tomorrow everything will be back to normal.

I'm my own MILF..11

Guardian XIII....10

Ohh, congrats! A deserved winner without a doubt :}

Those ellipses are very inconsistent.

Congrats, MILF! :monster:

Best Regular
Last winner: missaira · Nomination Leader: Shattered Dreamer

The Nominees
Elskidor · Guardian XIII · missaira · Shattered Dreamer · Sir Lancealot · Timekeeper

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin	Guardian XIII (6/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	Shattered Dreamer (2/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Timekeeper (1/10)
Freya Shiny	Sir Lancealot (1/10)

Eric has less competition for this award, so he should certainly win it. If not EoFF will have failed once again.

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

You know you want to go where everybody knows your name. It's Norm right? It's not? Well :bou::bou::bou::bou:... :-/

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Guardian broke the space-time continuum. Do we have a ciddie for that?

Come on, hurry up, I wanna sleep.

Shattered Dreamer..6
Elskidor...........3
missaira...........3
Sir Lancealot......3
RSL................1

Keep being regular! Monthly to monthly. We don't want you preggo

Guardian XIII......19

Timekeeper.........7

Wow xD

Oh lordy, you're tearing this up, Eric.

Eric is dominating these awards. We should call them G-Thirteenies instead.

Congratulations Eric, you just triggered time compression. We're all going to die now.

Then know that you all died for a noble cause.

Best Newbie
Last winner: Clo · Nomination Leader: Clo

The Nominees
Clo · Naomi The Insane · Raven Riley

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Clo (6/10)
Freya Shiny	Naomi The Insane (4/10)

I voted for the one who took her clothes off.

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

I'm my own MILF..11

Guardian XIII....10

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:o Wow! Two in a row :D Thanks everyone!

Doesn't take a genius to see that Clo has this one on lock xD Which she deserves, but the other two are lovely as well.

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Originally Posted by Freya

Sadly we don’t get too many newbies in here anymore. It’s really sad. It sometimes makes me get the shakes of desperation depression. Ok not really, it’s more like slight shudders. Shivers? Occasional shivers. Alright I occasionally blink at the lack of newbies. I blink in sadness?

Clo – Party cat is all over this forum with it’s partying. Party hard party cat. Party cat needs to be fed more awards giving it more reason to party. Or Clo, who is now synonymous with party cat in my mind. Meow!

Naomi The Insane – She’s damn insane. Actually I haven’t seen too much insanity just the occasional spammage. I guess considering who you talk to that could cause insanity. Insanity deserves a shot for this one?

Raven Riley – Raven Riley is a busy girl. I hear she’s quite social but not one for posting too much. She needs this award because she’s very new and if you want a newbie go for the easiest one to fit in the category, the newest!

It’s a battle of the ladies without it being the best female award. GO LADIES!

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Raven Riley.......7
RSL...............1

I would be shocked if Clo doesn't win this.

Clo...............19

Naomi The Insane..15

And now, a short break. I leave you all with the musical something-or-others of Mr. Conway Twitty.

Hello Ciddies

Just like I planned predicted.

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

Clo...............19

Naomi The Insane..15

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Naomi did better than I expected! Congratulations to all you lovely ladies. In a way, you're all winners, but in another, more accurate way, Clo is the winner.

YEAH CLO WAY TO GO

Why do you need breaks if there's three of you? Christmas did this by herself with no breaks! Are you all so much weaker than Christmas???

If there's a break then I'm off to sleep.

This break is almost over! Just needed some quick refreshment before resuming.

Because only one of them is doing any work? Maybe?

Okay, let's get back in business! Next up...

Nicest Member
Last winner: Rye · Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Guardian XIII · Jessweeee♪ · Levian · Rantzien · Rye · Shorty

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane	Rantzien (4/10)
Clo Raistlin	Guardian XIII (2/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	Jessweeee♪ (2/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Shorty (1/10)
Freya Shiny	Levian (1/10)

See my one prediction for shorty? At least, I think that was me.

One's enough for me <3

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Originally Posted by Laddy

Nicest Member

Some people are just nice. There’s no other word to describe them. They frolic all around, and give people a loving feeling inside. It’s hard to act nice online, especially when you’re surrounded by so much elitism, but some people can do the unthinkable, and just act nice. So, I feel we should take a closer look at what these nice people do for us, sunshine, rainbows, and all.

Guardian XIII
Guardians are typically nice anyway, with all the risking their lives to save others type of deal. Guardian XIII, our dear Eric, is no different. He’s friendly and funny, being very comforting to newbies and veterans alike. He’s like our douchey big brother’s nice buddy, he’s kind and gives you a bit of his Snickers and let you win a couple of rounds of Mortal Kombat. Not that he’d admit it.

Jessweeee♪
Oh Jess, one of the nicest people ever. She shines like the Texas sun, always friendly and comforting. She always has kind words to say and advice to give. She will give you hugs when you’re down and high-fives when you’re happy. She’s like the nice girl who shows you around when you move to a new school, always happy and always friendly.

Levian
It’s hard to find a guy nicer than Levian. I dare you to try. Levian is friendly and always cracking people up. He’s nice and supportive to all, serving as a great buddy to all. Without Levian, EoFF would be a sad and sorrowful place. He’s like the nice bartender who gets you a free drink and gives you nice advice whenever you need it.

Rantzien
Rantzien is the all-around nice guy. He’s always honest but tender, giving people support when needed. Rantzien never fails to show support and lift the chins of people, no matter just how low that fall. Rantzien is like the cute bassist that you admired in college that would always hug you when you were down and feeling bleak.

Rye
Rye is just the sweetest thing ever. She always gives a helping hand to make things just right. She could harm no one or turn down anyone. She makes you feel all warm and fuzzy and shows you just how nice people can be. Rye is a angel. She’s like your favorite fag hag who scouts out boys with you and buys you a nice pea coat just because.

Shorty
Shorty is short in stature, but not in heart. She’s kind and supportive in all your endeavors and gives hugs for all. She never fails to surprise you with kind words and friendly advice, whether it be a shoulder to cry on or a much-needed compliments. Shorty makes you feel like you’re the tallest person around, regardless of how down you are.

Well, that’s our six nominees. Each has contributed a wealth of friendliness and warmth to our often bleak forum. Without them, EoFF just wouldn’t be fun anymore. So show them all your support and love, and if that fails, so have a corgi and keep showing your love!

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...c166/corgi.jpg

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I thought it was a great speech, but the corgi rhuined it for me.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Bunny, really? Has anyone seen PG's posting lately?

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I wasn't aware we could be banned for having brain damage.

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This. I died of the lol. Have my babies.

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Originally Posted by Laddy

Play this song while you listen to this speech. It makes it better.

Men. Men are awesome. Mean make the world great. Without men, Laddy would be lonely, as would all the women. Some men are just better. In fact, some men are the best. So who is the Best Male? Let’s look in closer detail. When ShlupQuack created the world, She decided she needed some men to make Her sandwiches and give Her worth. So, she created men. Seven men, to be exact. These men are the BEST.
　
Blues Agent was the first man Shlup created; he is an agent of blues. He made Shlup eternally happy by feeding her little lies that she was attractive, pleasant, and fun to be with. Blues Agent succeeds in this regard. Now Shlup decided men are pretty frickin’ awesome and made more men.

Guardian XIII was next. He gave Shlup foot massages and bought her drapes. You know, because she’s a woman. Guardian XIII was the best at rubbing feet and buying drapes Shlup had ever seen. Shlup had never done anything worth while in her life. (Because she’s a woman.) Guardian XIII made her feel otherwise.

I’m My Own MILF sang Shlup songs of mercy, love, and hope. She delighted in his Freddie Mercury-esque vocals and charming falsetto. He never failed to impress Her with his amazing talent. He was so good, he gave Shlup and eargasm.

Jiro was a specialist. Oh yes, master of Shlup’s intimate desires, Jiro never failed at what he did best, in which I will not mention. Jiro never wavered, for his task was difficult, fearsome, and likely to get him lost or killed, whatever happened first. Jiro was especially talented and Shlup was proud of him.

NorthernChaosGod pleased Shlup with a variety of delicious dishes. From delicious Baked Alaska to scrumptious Portobello Steak Omelets. NCG never failed at creating the best dishes, at Shlup ate like a hound and turned into even more of a porker slob.

Psychotic told a variety of brilliant stories and tales, each filled with heroism, mystery, drama and Roger Rabbit x Simon Cowell smut. He told it so well and with such drama, Shlup would laugh and cry at them almost as effortlessly as she does anything else.

Rantizen was in charge of fixing things Shlup broke, which was a lot. He would fix TV’s, stereos, toilets, bathtubs, sanities, and chairs. He would even fix it wearing nothing but a tiny red leather Speedo. This made Shlup very happy and marginally more efficient.

So, there you have it, the story of the Greatest Men Ever. I hope you enjoy. I know Shlup sure did.

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Best speech. Has resulted me into listening to the Weather Girls on repeat.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Gooo foa!

I'm just afraid she'll kick my ass if I don't root for her.

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Why does everyone have such a violent image of me? ;_______________;

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

fire_of_avalon..9

Jessweeee♪......7

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Holy crap. I really can't say how deserving I am of this award, but thank you! :D:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Congrats foa! You're lovely, but you need to be here more!

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You don't know what you're asking for! You may yet regret those words!

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Raistlin won last time, STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION.

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Says the one who talks to me more than any other EoFFer. Oh yeah AND WHO VOTED FOR ME FOR THIS AWARD TOO

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That's because no one's talked any sense into me yet.

HELP ME, SOMEONE, HELP HELP HELP.

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WE WANT CLOSTLIN BABIES, DAMMIT.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Why do you need breaks if there's three of you? Christmas did this by herself with no breaks! Are you all so much weaker than Christmas???

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Jessweeee♪.....7
Guardian XIII..6
Rye............5
Shorty.........5
RSL............1

I think that speech may have given me diabetes!

I hope Lev wins! He's such a sweetie.

Rantzien.......10

Levian.........9

woo thanks! <3 *kills puppies*

Somebody take the ciddie from this man.