The 20th Ciddies Revelations Thread - Come, post, enjoy the celebrations!

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06-25-2011, 06:54 PM
Peegee

yay i was right

he'd be a CK too if he weren't always busy. Kid won't even fish his PS3 out of the ocean to download free games on the PSN
06-25-2011, 06:55 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Cutest Couple
Last winner: Del Murder & Miriel · Nomination Leaders: Loony BoB & smittenkitten

The Nominees
Del Murder & Miriel · EllieButton & Guardian XIII · Fujiko & o_O · I'm my own MILF & Pike · Loony BoB & smittenkitten · Rantzien & Shorty

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: Rantzien & Shorty
Rantzien & Shorty
Fujiko & o_O
Rantzien & Shorty
Rantzien & Shorty
Rantzien & Shorty
I'm my own MILF & Pike
06-25-2011, 06:55 PM
DK

Zachie Chan <3 best person
06-25-2011, 06:56 PM
Agent Proto

Go Pike and MILFy! :cheer:
06-25-2011, 06:57 PM
Ouch!

Not gonna lie...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Congratulations, Ouch!!

...but the proper punctuation is almost as exciting as winning the Ciddie.
06-25-2011, 06:58 PM
Peegee

The only couple I like from that list is fufu and facespace.

Go you wacky kids!
06-25-2011, 06:59 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

This is the Cutest Couple speech. Because I couldn't be bothered asking every couple for a photo of themselves, I searched using the handy term "cute couple" and got some random images to represent them for me. I think I did a pretty good job actually :shobon:

o_O and Fujiko
http://data.whicdn.com/images/106375...jpg?1307662063

Now something you may not know is that Face is a kiwi. This means that, pulsing throughout his veins is the blood of a warrior. As such, he takes what he wants and as you can see in this photo, his spoils are a maiden known as Fujiko. What you don't know about Fujiko is that she's a Swede and Sweden obviously has a lot of fields. Now I don't know why Fujiko is letting the warrior kidnap her but they look pretty happy about it, and that's endearing. Plus Fujiko made kiwi cupcakes, how smurfing adorable is that.

Guardian XIII and EllieButton
http://data.whicdn.com/images/106610...jpg?1307731729

This guy's facial expression and beard remind me of Guardian XIII. He's all like "yeah bitches look I have a sweet girlfriend aw yeah suck it". Don't ask me about the hat thing though, G13 has better taste in headwear than that (see: Fett mask). And well EllieButton has a hat on because it obscures her face and I dunno what this girl looks like but you can bet she's cute. Also she is achieving what I imagine 90% of this forum, myself included, have dreamed about; putting one on the cheek of sir G13. It would be heavenly!

Loony BoB and smittenkitten
http://data.whicdn.com/images/110279...jpg?1308607494

smittenkitten really likes taking photos. I can tell because she used to post a lot of them on EoFF before she got bored of us creeps hitting on her. I can still tell because I stalk her on facebook. For the right price I can hook a brother up, so drop me a PM and we'll talk. Anyway, as for Loony BoB, he likes to pop up in the background of these photos like a creeper even though he is a sweetheart. But a creepy sweetheart. He didn't have his trademark facial hair in the original photo so I added it in here.

I'm my own MILF and Pike
http://data.whicdn.com/images/108734...jpg?1308259699

Now I know Pike has a little bit of an interest in things that are steampunk and while I couldn't find anything that fit that I figured yeah record players are cool and that would satisfy. I reckon these two would probably get a kick out of dressing a little bit old school and having a picnic in what appears to be a dirt lot. Well, wherever you can find I suppose. Plus, suspenders, I mean I reckon the good MILF would rock a pair of those.

Rantzien and Shorty
http://data.whicdn.com/images/108103...jpg?1308091370

I had trouble deciding between the shown picture and this one. Reasons for picking the first: I bet these two just act like little kids always laughing and having fun. Like that time Rantzien tried to *snip*. But the second picture just oozes Rantzien in my mind. I mean look that guy is a giant and is trying to just climb into her clothes and nest. That's something he would do. By the way, Shorty is mine what are you doing get your paws off her you viking. Ahem, I mean, carry on.

Del Murder and Miriel
http://data.whicdn.com/images/955800...jpg?1304829854

Picking an image for these two was harder than all the rest. I don't know what that says about them, but it should say something positive. It definitely wasn't because I hit about 50 pages of Justin Bieber and someone else pictures, no not at all. Daddy Del likes to talk about how his relationship with (Mama) Miriel is just absolutely perfect and I don't doubt it at all. It's almost like this sickening fairytale-esque teddy bear love that you just can't handle it. But you know what? They can handle it. Forever, probably.

It might seem like I'm favouring one couple over another, but trust me, I'm not. They're all winners. All of them. You disgustingly cute creatures, you.
06-25-2011, 06:59 PM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ouch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Congratulations, Ouch!!

...but the proper punctuation is almost as exciting as winning the Ciddie.

I noticed the same thing, and was similarly impressed!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Go Pike and MILFy! :cheer:

I love you Proots <3 I actually didn't vote for myself though, so go go secret couple that I voted for :raichu:
06-25-2011, 06:59 PM
Rantz

Congrats to all the wieners so far! Except Peegee, for MLT try and rep themselves was obviously Raist's.

Edit: Go us!!
06-25-2011, 07:00 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Cutest Couple
Last winner: Del Murder & Miriel · Nomination Leader: Loony BoB & smittenkitten

The Nominees
Del Murder & Miriel · EllieButton & Guardian XIII · Fujiko & o_O · I'm my own MILF & Pike · Loony BoB & smittenkitten · Rantzien & Shorty

Those who didn't make the cut...
Fujiko & o_O...................8
Rantzien & Shorty..............8
EllieButton & Guardian XIII....6
I'm my own MILF & Pike.........3
RSL & RSL's hat................1

...leaving Del Murder, Loony BoB, Miriel and smittenkitten to get into some serious tag-team action! So... girls wrestle, guys watch. Inevitable?
06-25-2011, 07:00 PM
Del Murder

We won last time? Awesome.
06-25-2011, 07:03 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rantzien

Congrats to all the wieners so far! Except Peegee, for MLT try and rep themselves was obviously Raist's.

Edit: Go us!!

that guy never reps anything. I rep spam almost constantly.
06-25-2011, 07:03 PM
Melissaur

Go BoB and SK!
06-25-2011, 07:03 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

We won last time? Awesome.

yep. it was her first time winning a ciddeh too.
06-25-2011, 07:04 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Cutest Couple
Last winner: Del Murder & Miriel · Nomination Leader: Loony BoB & smittenkitten

The Nominees
Del Murder & Miriel · EllieButton & Guardian XIII · Fujiko & o_O · I'm my own MILF & Pike · Loony BoB & smittenkitten · Rantzien & Shorty

And the winner is...
Loony BoB & smittenkitten

The Final Tally
Loony BoB & smittenkitten....10
Del Murder & Miriel............9
Fujiko & o_O...................8
Rantzien & Shorty..............8
EllieButton & Guardian XIII....6
I'm my own MILF & Pike.........3
RSL & RSL's hat................1
06-25-2011, 07:04 PM
DK

Del and Miriel till I die

edit: hate, loony bob worst person :colbert:
06-25-2011, 07:05 PM
Melissaur

WOO YEAH!!
06-25-2011, 07:05 PM
Del Murder

DAMN YOU GUARDIAN AND YOUR STUPID THING YOU MADE ME PROMISE
06-25-2011, 07:06 PM
Freya

Anyone notice when a certain someone is "at BoB's house" hosting the Ciddies him and SK win? CONSPIRACY! Heh congrats SK and BoB
06-25-2011, 07:08 PM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

DAMN YOU GUARDIAN AND YOUR STUPID THING YOU MADE ME PROMISE

I TOLD YOU IT WAS NO BIG THANG
06-25-2011, 07:09 PM
DK

http://mirroreyes.files.wordpress.co...ali-liston.jpg
06-25-2011, 07:10 PM
Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

Anyone notice when a certain someone is "at BoB's house" hosting the Ciddies him and SK win? CONSPIRACY! Heh congrats SK and BoB

Yeah, especially since before today she has only made one post in the last 6 months, which came right around the time nominations opened... :shifty:
06-25-2011, 07:12 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

Anyone notice when a certain someone is "at BoB's house" hosting the Ciddies him and SK win? CONSPIRACY! Heh congrats SK and BoB

Yeah, especially since before today she has only made one post in the last 6 months, which came right around the time nominations opened... :shifty:

That's what I've been trying to TELL you guys since I was sticking it in RYE'S vajayjay! Some things never change! :colbert:
06-25-2011, 07:15 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Helpful Member
Last winner: Rantzien · Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Bunny · crono_logical · Guardian XIII · Loony BoB · Marshall Banana · Rantzien · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: Rantzien
Loony BoB
Rantzien
Rantzien
Rantzien
Rantzien
Guardian XIII
06-25-2011, 07:15 PM
Freya

Had I voted, I'm sure someone else would have won heh :shobon:
06-25-2011, 07:16 PM
Melissaur

xD
06-25-2011, 07:18 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

I wasn't nominated for this award. I guess I'm just not helpful enough, huh. Well let's see how these members have helped me!

Bunny - Bunny should probably win this award for rescuing me from bandom. He helped a brother out when everyone else was just going "huh what is going on I do not understand what is the going on please to be telling me what is going on jiro ban what". Bunny is a man of action. ACTION BUNNY. (I googled that term and it came up with a lot of nsfw stuff.)

crono_logical - crono_logical might not have ever helped me directly, but his name is a brilliant pun and his tech skillz have undoubtedly been helpful to people in the past. However this award is all about how people have helped me and so crono loses. I'm sure he'll get over if in time. :hahaha:

Guardian XIII - Alright so G-Man is probably up there alongside Bunny as a winner. This man has saved my bacon and saved my life a multitude of times. I don't know about you guys but I smurfing love my bacon so him saving it was just a blessing. Did you know one time he just woke up and punched a burglar in the face while stretching? Even unconscious this guy protects my bacon.

Loony BoB - Loony BoB once gave me a list of posting statistics for every month since like the beginning of time. That was pretty helpful, and I applaud him for that, but it's no bacon saving face shooping performance. Still, for an old timer he does pretty well ya know?

Marshall Banana - She doesn't even like bacon so unless she brings Mog's Fantasy back then I will never support her winning this award :colbert:

Rantzien - Oh god how many nominees are there? Trying to think of times that Rantzien has helped me. It's shameful because I know he has done so many times, I just can't think of them. Well let's say that Rantzien is your undercover hero who is always there helping you without you realising it and so he should probably get nominated for Most Underrated member too.

Wolf Kanno - Let me tell you a story. Actually scrap that, I don't have the time. But imagine I told you a story about Wolf Kanno. He risked life and limb, leapt tall buildings and wrestled prehistoric animals, all to save my bacon. He hasn't done that yet but he's come close and this is why he is nominated. Until he actually saves my bacon though...

Let me leave you with this video of bacon like you've never seen it before. And and it's not a video of a pig either you unfunny morons :colbert: (jk ilu all)
06-25-2011, 07:19 PM
fire_of_avalon

Hello. I'm just here to say Jiro is killing it with these speeches.
06-25-2011, 07:20 PM
Peegee

I dunno what bunny is doing there but this is one ciddeh his tricks and misinformation will not sway.

I like clout but I think I have to give this one to Rantz
06-25-2011, 07:20 PM
Melissaur

good speech!
06-25-2011, 07:21 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Helpful Member
Last winner: Rantzien · Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Bunny · crono_logical · Guardian XIII · Loony BoB · Marshall Banana · Rantzien · Wolf Kanno

Those who didn't make the cut...
Wolf Kanno.....................6
Marshall Banana................4
Bunny..........................2
crono_logical..................2
Guardian XIII..................1
RSL............................1

...leaving Loony BoB and Rantzien to point us in the direction of the winner!
06-25-2011, 07:21 PM
Melissaur

Go Eric!
06-25-2011, 07:21 PM
Agent Proto

Caramel bacon sounds pretty delicious actually. I should try some of that.
06-25-2011, 07:21 PM
Melissaur

OMG ONE BLOODY VOTE!? You all suck!
06-25-2011, 07:22 PM
Peegee

Gogogo! Wait Loony BoB? what?

I am shocked. Rantz gogogogo pika pi pika who?
06-25-2011, 07:22 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Helpful Member
Last winner: Rantzien · Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Bunny · crono_logical · Guardian XIII · Loony BoB · Marshall Banana · Rantzien · Wolf Kanno

And the winner is...
Rantzien

The Final Tally
Rantzien......................13
Loony BoB......................7
Wolf Kanno.....................6
Marshall Banana................4
Bunny..........................2
crono_logical..................2
Guardian XIII..................1
RSL............................1
06-25-2011, 07:24 PM
Rantz

Yay! I'll just help myself to the trophy, shall I?
06-25-2011, 07:24 PM
Peegee

This winnering has a sad lining - I now miss clout :(
06-25-2011, 07:25 PM
Melissaur

Well. Congrats!
06-25-2011, 07:27 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Helpful Techy
Last winner: o_O · Nomination Leader: o_O

The Nominees
crono_logical · Marshall Banana · o_O · Rantzien

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: o_O
Rantzien
o_O
o_O
Rantzien
Rantzien
o_O
06-25-2011, 07:27 PM
Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

Anyone notice when a certain someone is "at BoB's house" hosting the Ciddies him and SK win? CONSPIRACY! Heh congrats SK and BoB

Yeah, especially since before today she has only made one post in the last 6 months, which came right around the time nominations opened... :shifty:

That's what I've been trying to TELL you guys since I was sticking it in RYE'S vajayjay! Some things never change! :colbert:

CONSPIRACY: nominations opened 6/13/11 and her first post in the last six months came on 6/14/11. So technically she did not post in the last six months once nominations were opened!

But I'm not mad about them winning the award. What I am OUTRAGED about is that nominations for them were accepted yet my nomination of davidhass3lh0ff for Cutest Male and pamelasandon for Cutest Female were rejected because they have no posts in the last six months. I DEMAND restitution.
06-25-2011, 07:29 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

I didn't have any ideas for this speech, so I just googled Techy. I eventually stumbled upon a video of a guy doing tricks on a finger skateboard, also known as Tech Decks.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f9...g/techdeck.jpg
Look at that sick grind!

So I decided that we'd look at this award from a skateboarding angle. You know, just to switch things up a bit.

First we have Rantzien, in traditional viking skateboarder garb.
http://www.berkshirehistory.com/kids...ng_onboard.gif The axe and shield were necessary, as viking skateboard competitions allowed the beheading of the opposition. What a bloodthirsty sport! The vikings were the first to think about wearing helmets though.

Next is crono_logical. I dunno what he looks like, but I imagine a little something like this.
http://www.imageenvision.com/150/430...4-by-julos.jpg He has inbuilt safety gear because one time :hahaha: he fell off while trying to pull a Japan Air and injured himself. Having safety gear grafted into his body was the only logical :hahaha: thing to do.

o_O wasn't available for a photo op so I got a different kind of bird.
http://funtimebirdy.files.wordpress....pg?w=300&h=210 While not a kiwi, this bird still shows that feathered folk can skate with the best of them. Of course kiwis don't have wings that work, so there's no advantage gained there. Just for show, really.

Marshall Banana is female and apparently there is only one girl skater on the internet.
http://sflchronicle.com/wp-content/u...skateboard.jpg I guess she must be like the female Tony Hawk or something. Tanya Hawk. Seriously, so many pictures of her. I'm sure the headphones really help when she's trying to acid drop from heaven. I had no jokes there I'm really sorry for that.

So which of these four is the best skater? I don't think we'll ever find out, but we can see whose fingers are the best (at tech stuff, not finger skateboards. Or anything else you disgusting creeps!).
06-25-2011, 07:29 PM
smittenkitten

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

Anyone notice when a certain someone is "at BoB's house" hosting the Ciddies him and SK win? CONSPIRACY! Heh congrats SK and BoB

Yeah, especially since before today she has only made one post in the last 6 months, which came right around the time nominations opened... :shifty:

That's what I've been trying to TELL you guys since I was sticking it in RYE'S vajayjay! Some things never change! :colbert:

CONSPIRACY: nominations opened 6/13/11 and her first post in the last six months came on 6/14/11. So technically she did not post in the last six months once nominations were opened!

But I'm not mad about them winning the award. What I am OUTRAGED about is that nominations for them were accepted yet my nomination of davidhass3lh0ff for Cutest Male and pamelasandon for Cutest Female were rejected because they have no posts in the last six months. I DEMAND restitution.

Excuse me but I have been in chat and that counts!

So Mwahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaa... HA! :mwahaha:
06-25-2011, 07:29 PM
Melissaur

there is a lot of o_O there xD
06-25-2011, 07:30 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

Anyone notice when a certain someone is "at BoB's house" hosting the Ciddies him and SK win? CONSPIRACY! Heh congrats SK and BoB

Yeah, especially since before today she has only made one post in the last 6 months, which came right around the time nominations opened... :shifty:

That's what I've been trying to TELL you guys since I was sticking it in RYE'S vajayjay! Some things never change! :colbert:

CONSPIRACY: nominations opened 6/13/11 and her first post in the last six months came on 6/14/11. So technically she did not post in the last six months once nominations were opened!

But I'm not mad about them winning the award. What I am OUTRAGED about is that nominations for them were accepted yet my nomination of davidhass3lh0ff for Cutest Male and pamelasandon for Cutest Female were rejected because they have no posts in the last six months. I DEMAND restitution.

who?

I've nominated members in ciddehs before and they never get the justice they deserve. But do you remember the time when I got you guys to admit that there was a member called batman ? MLT be batman winner should be batman.
06-25-2011, 07:32 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Helpful Techy
Last winner: o_O · Nomination Leader: o_O

The Nominees
crono_logical · Marshall Banana · o_O · Rantzien

Those who didn't make the cut...
Rantzien.......................8
Marshall Banana................2
RSL............................1

...leaving crono_logical and o_O to look into the trickier problems found around EoFF!
06-25-2011, 07:33 PM
Peegee

iirc and I don't, both of them have won this before. So to have them both running for 1st and 2nd place just means they are both super helpful desu masu!

yaaaaay
06-25-2011, 07:34 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Helpful Techy
Last winner: o_O · Nomination Leader: o_O

The Nominees
crono_logical · Marshall Banana · o_O · Rantzien

And the winner is...
o_O

The Final Tally
o_O...........................18
crono_logical..................8
Rantzien.......................8
Marshall Banana................2
RSL............................1
06-25-2011, 07:35 PM
Agent Proto

This speech crashed and burned Jiro, something like an amateur skater would do.

But congrats to o_O! He's just that Face!
06-25-2011, 07:35 PM
Melissaur

YAY!!1
06-25-2011, 07:35 PM
smittenkitten

Congrats o_O
06-25-2011, 07:37 PM
G13

Congratulations, o_O!
06-25-2011, 07:38 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Helpful Gamer
Last winner: Wolf Kanno · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪ · JKTrix · Ouch! · Roogle · Vivi22 · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: JKTrix
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Ouch!
06-25-2011, 07:42 PM
Remon

Wolf Kanno!
06-25-2011, 07:42 PM
Melissaur

GO ROOGLE!
06-25-2011, 07:44 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

~~Bud Light~~ Eyes on Final Fantasy presents Real Men of ~~Genius~~ Gaming.

Reeeeal men of gaaaaamiiinng.

Today we salute you, Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Gamer.

Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Ga-a-mer!

There's nothing quite like getting lost in a dark area in Tomb Raider and stumbling into the home of an angry animal.

Where'd that tiger come from?

But there you are, Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Gamer, ready to lift the controller from our trembling hands and defeat the terrifying monster with ease.

Look out, it's right behind you!

What's the Konami code?

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A-AAAAAAAA!

So crack open an ice cold ~~Bud Light~~ Ciddie, Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Gamer. You beat the bosses we can't, and we have no problem taking the credit for it.

Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Ga-a-mer.
06-25-2011, 07:44 PM
fire_of_avalon

Roogle rhymes with moogle :stare:
06-25-2011, 07:44 PM
fire_of_avalon

Kanno rhymes with banno! :D?!
06-25-2011, 07:45 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Helpful Gamer
Last winner: Wolf Kanno · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪ · JKTrix · Ouch! · Roogle · Vivi22 · Wolf Kanno

Those who didn't make the cut...
Ouch!..........................6
JKTrix.........................5
Vivi22.........................5
Roogle.........................4
RSL............................1

...leaving either Jessweeee♪ or Wolf Kanno to give the other player a helping hand in winning this Ciddie!
06-25-2011, 07:49 PM
smittenkitten

Should be RSL ftw. :(
06-25-2011, 07:49 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Helpful Gamer
Last winner: Wolf Kanno · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪ · JKTrix · Ouch! · Roogle · Vivi22 · Wolf Kanno

And the winner is...
Wolf Kanno

The Final Tally
Wolf Kanno....................11
Jessweeee♪.....................6
Ouch!..........................6
JKTrix.........................5
Vivi22.........................5
Roogle.........................4
RSL............................1
06-25-2011, 07:50 PM
G13

Kanno, yeah! Congrats, man. :D
06-25-2011, 07:52 PM
Melissaur

Way to go!
06-25-2011, 07:53 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Hardcore Gamer
Last winner: Necronopticous · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF · Ouch! · Vivi22 · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Wolf Kanno
Ouch!
Wolf Kanno
06-25-2011, 07:55 PM
G13

Man, Kanno is a fan favorite.
06-25-2011, 07:56 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

What makes a person a gamer? What makes them hardcore gamers? I remember Tavrobel said something along the lines of “If you don't play computer games, you're not a hardcore gamer.”

I disagree. I think there's quite a bit more to being a hardcore gamer. Playing computer games religiously certainly helps, but it just doesn't seem like it's enough. There's got to be more to it. Perhaps... perhaps the only way to describe what I'm feeling is through

Song

Basement dwelling virgins :smug:ing at their free online PS3s
Ragesmashed controllers at red-ringed 360s
Brown cardboard boxes stamped with “Warranty”
These are a few hardcore gamer-like things

Halo v. Call of Duty and Microsoft v. Sony
Heated fanboy arguments, both sides claiming superiority
And throughout all this there's no love for the Wii
These are a few hardcore gamer-like things

Dungeon tans in the middle of summer
Blisters on trigger fingers, man that's a bummer
Staying up all night to play Final Fantasy
These are a few hardcore gamer-like things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember all the hardcore gamer-like things
And then I take a handful of

Prooooooo-zaaaaaaaaac
06-25-2011, 07:58 PM
Agent Proto

Proto: Great speech, man.
GXIII: Thanks, bro. /smug
06-25-2011, 08:00 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Hardcore Gamer
Last winner: Necronopticous · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF · Ouch! · Vivi22 · Wolf Kanno

Those who didn't make the cut...
Ouch!..........................5
I'm my own MILF................3
RSL............................1

...leaving Vivi22 and Wolf Kanno to settle this in an epic one-on-one multiplayer battle... FIGHT!
06-25-2011, 08:03 PM
Melissaur

RSL ftw!
06-25-2011, 08:03 PM
G13

No you're not hardcore

no you're not hardcore

Unless you live hardcore

unless you live hardcore

And the legend of the rent was way hardcore
06-25-2011, 08:04 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Hardcore Gamer
Last winner: Necronopticous · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF · Ouch! · Vivi22 · Wolf Kanno

And the winner is...
Wolf Kanno

The Final Tally
Wolf Kanno....................20
Vivi22.........................8
Ouch!..........................5
I'm my own MILF................3
RSL............................1
06-25-2011, 08:05 PM
G13

Hell yeah Kanno man!
06-25-2011, 08:05 PM
Melissaur

Congrats
06-25-2011, 08:05 PM
Agent Proto

Vivi22 should have won, but congrats to WK!
06-25-2011, 08:07 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Missed Member
Last winner: Flying Mullet · Nomination Leaders: eestlinc, Resha, RSL and Rye

The Nominees
Clo · Demon Dude · eestlinc · Resha · RSL · Rye

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: Clo
Clo
Rye
Clo
Rye
Rye
Rye
06-25-2011, 08:08 PM
G13

Demon Dude, I miss you! :G
06-25-2011, 08:10 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

14 freaking tie breakers. Crazy. Every time I got a set of replies from the people I asked to break the ties (and I probably asked about 30 altogether and am still getting some replies back now xD), a new tie was created.
06-25-2011, 08:12 PM
Agent Proto

I hated that too, but the voters all they want to do is create ties and never breaking them. That's why we have people like Miriel!!
06-25-2011, 08:12 PM
Pike

I blame hanging chads.
06-25-2011, 08:13 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Oh, Clo... One of the few females around here whose wit was on par with her looks. And I'm not calling the other females around here dumb, just ugly. Okay, not really, but I'm trying to think of something nice to say about Clo when I'm not very good at complimenting people so cut me some slack. We like her. She brings us cat-related humor, and that never goes unappreciated.

Demon Dude is back. So smurf all.

I see eestlinc on Facebook all the time, so you should all know that he mostly abandoned us for no good reason at all. Also, he stood me up for a date once. I think that was the same day I ate sushi off tiny boats, though, so it turned out okay. I don't even know what it is we all like about this guy, but we just go right on liking him anyway, because he's so... likable. But now he's all educated and tit and, as such, he is a dead.

Resha has always managed to stay cool while seeming to fly under the radar. Let's be honest, Resha is too cool for this award.

Will you smurfs get over RSL already? Hasn't he been gone longer than he was here yet?

It's hard to miss Rye when you know she's going to come back any day now. She is. Right? ...Right?
06-25-2011, 08:17 PM
Agent Proto

http://nyan-cat.com/images/nyan-cat.gif
06-25-2011, 08:17 PM
G13

xD Nice speech, Shlup.
06-25-2011, 08:18 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Missed Member
Last winner: Flying Mullet · Nomination Leader: eestlinc, Resha, RSL and Rye

The Nominees
Clo · Demon Dude · eestlinc · Resha · RSL · Rye

Those who didn't make the cut...
Demon Dude.....................9
Rye............................8
Clo............................6
eestlinc.......................6

...leaving Resha and RSL to settle a Ciddie which took 14 tie-breakers to decide a winner!
06-25-2011, 08:19 PM
Agent Proto

hahahaha, you predictors all failed! :lol:
06-25-2011, 08:20 PM
G13

Don't mind me, just adding some fluff to this award. :)
06-25-2011, 08:21 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Missed Member
Last winner: Flying Mullet · Nomination Leader: eestlinc, Resha, RSL and Rye

The Nominees
Clo · Demon Dude · eestlinc · Resha · RSL · Rye

And the winner is...
Resha

The Final Tally
Resha.........................11
RSL...........................10
Demon Dude.....................9
Rye............................8
Clo............................6
eestlinc.......................6
06-25-2011, 08:22 PM
G13

Oh Resha, can you not see
You just landed yourself a Ciddie
06-25-2011, 08:23 PM
smittenkitten

Yeah I love RSL and Resha but I still speak to Pooja on msn, I think RSL sould come back. :(

Congrats Pooja, come back to us! ;;
06-25-2011, 08:24 PM
TrollHunter

I am now here, congratulations to all those who won. And uhm congratulations to the people I don't know who will win this award.
06-25-2011, 08:26 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Improved Member
Last winner: Sir Lancealot · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Baloki · Cuchulainn · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · KaiserDragon

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: KaiserDragon
Cuchulainn
KaiserDragon
Cuchulainn
Baloki
Cuchulainn
Baloki
06-25-2011, 08:28 PM
TrollHunter

Gooo HC even though my opinion on this is completely irrelevant!
06-25-2011, 08:29 PM
Agent Proto

HC's only improvement was his name going from HYPOALLERGENIC CACTUAR to an eye pleasing Hypoallergenic Cactuar. :P
06-25-2011, 08:29 PM
G13

Come on, KaiserDragon, I've got a lot of money riding on you!
06-25-2011, 08:30 PM
Jentleness

Of all the nominees for Most Missed the only one I recognized was RSL...
06-25-2011, 08:30 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

I was going to take each member's first post and compare it to their latest post at time of writing, but I stumbled upon a few snags.

First of all was the fact that these are supposed to be representative of the past six months. Can anybody noticeably improve in that short period of time short of, y'know, no longer being Peegee? That's one you can all debate in EoEO.

Secondly, Baloki is still a furry, Cuch is still drunk, Hypo Cactuar is still Hypo and half the forum is unfamiliar with KaiserDragon, a fact which you should all be ashamed of. Not just like "oh no I'm sorry" ashamed, but "I will forever repent for this gross misdeed, please don't smite me" ashamed. Be warned :argh:

So how are we measuring how improved they are? It stands to reason that we should have some sort of criterion (Note: Criterion is the word you use when you want everyone to know you're too smart to use the word criteria, or something. I actually have no idea of the definition, save me Batman) with which to judge this competition.

My original thought was to get them to fight to the death, but I feel this is an unfair advantage to Cuchulainn who is a natural born brawler. KaiserDragon might also surprise us with his command over an impressive number of dragons. Mmmm, crispy.

My next idea was to simply graph the number and quality of posts each member has made in the last six months. When I realised that Hypoallergenic Cactuar has made precisely 2130 posts since January 1 this year, I scrapped that idea and decided to move onto the failsafe.

The failsafe is to bulltit for long enough that it looks like I've written a full sized speech and leave all the hard work to Award Guy. Peace off.
06-25-2011, 08:33 PM
TrollHunter

Great speech jiro, I barely noticed the stalling.
06-25-2011, 08:33 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Improved Member
Last winner: Sir Lancealot · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Baloki · Cuchulainn · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · KaiserDragon

Those who didn't make the cut...
Baloki.........................8
Cuchulainn.....................5
RSL............................1

...leaving Hypoallergenic Cactuar and KaiserDragon to up their game!
06-25-2011, 08:35 PM
Baloki

What, I lost? How can this beeeeeeeee...
06-25-2011, 08:36 PM
G13

Do it, KD!
06-25-2011, 08:36 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Improved Member
Last winner: Sir Lancealot · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Baloki · Cuchulainn · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · KaiserDragon

And the winner is...
KaiserDragon

The Final Tally
KaiserDragon..................12
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........9
Baloki.........................8
Cuchulainn.....................5
RSL............................1
06-25-2011, 08:37 PM
G13

smurf yeah! Congrats, man!
06-25-2011, 08:37 PM
TrollHunter

It's at times like these that I wish I joined earlier so I would know who to vote for but... CONGRATULATIONS KaiserDragon!!!
06-25-2011, 08:39 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Underrated Member
Last winner: blackmage_nuke · Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke

The Nominees
Baloki · blackmage_nuke · Laddy

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: blackmage_nuke
blackmage_nuke
blackmage_nuke
blackmage_nuke
blackmage_nuke
blackmage_nuke
Laddy
06-25-2011, 08:44 PM
demondude

Kaiserdragon won! :jess:
06-25-2011, 08:44 PM
Baloki

I'm putting all my hopes on winning this award!
06-25-2011, 08:45 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

It has been said before, but the Most Underrated Award is a bit of a cop out. You can't win this award and be underrated. Not being nominated is the way to win, really. But that tit is too meta for my head, so we'll try and keep this simple.

I'm here to tell you a couple of reasons why these people are awesome. We only have three nominees this time around. What does that say about them? Well I guess they are super underrated then.

First up we have Baloki. Now I'm pretty sure the two nominees of Baloki were Baloki and myself. Why did I nominate him? Apart from tits and giggles, it was mostly because, being a staff member now, I can see how much he complains about wanting to get things done. He tries, man. And he's actually far cooler than you would expect.

Next is blackmage_nuke. I feel for this guy. He's won this award about a million times, it's his thing. But the award is a kick in the balls. I think what needs to happen is that people actually RATE HIM AS HE DESERVES, which is highly. In fact I motion that blackmage_nuke takes my place as a Cid's Knight, the guy is way cooler than me and you people JUST CAN'T SEE IT.

Laddy is last up but Laddy is not the least underrated member. Or something. smurf I've confused myself now. But anyway. Did you know Laddy is a talented actor? I bet you didn't, because you are all idiots who don't pay attention. He also has pretty cool taste in music and, as we all can appreciate, looks like Robert Plant.

These members are underrated because of us. It's our fault. So everybody needs to look in the mirror, pull an angry face and tell yourself not to be such a dick and value people the way they should be. And then wink and hit on yourself, just to smurf with your own head ;)
06-25-2011, 08:50 PM
Baloki

The tension is killing me!
06-25-2011, 08:51 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Underrated Member
Last winner: blackmage_nuke · Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke

The Nominees
Baloki · blackmage_nuke · Laddy

Those who didn't make the cut...
Baloki.........................6
RSL............................1

...leaving blackmage_nuke and Laddy to argue over who gets the least credit!
06-25-2011, 08:53 PM
Jentleness

What? hit myself in the head? Why that might actually knock some sense into me...
06-25-2011, 08:53 PM
Baloki

Fiddlesticks!
06-25-2011, 08:53 PM
Agent Proto

Man, I really hope Laddy wins. He's actually improved, but still pretty underrated. So go Laddy!
06-25-2011, 08:53 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Underrated Member
Last winner: blackmage_nuke · Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke

The Nominees
Baloki · blackmage_nuke · Laddy

And the winner is...
blackmage_nuke

The Final Tally
blackmage_nuke................17
Laddy.........................13
Baloki.........................6
RSL............................1
06-25-2011, 08:54 PM
TrollHunter

Congratulations! Also... Why am I not the least bit surprised?
06-25-2011, 08:58 PM
Jentleness

Awww, I really thought Baloki would win that one! :|

However, congratulations Blackmage_Nuke, you with the awesomely lopsided name! :hello:
06-25-2011, 08:58 PM
Baloki

;_;
06-25-2011, 08:59 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Productive Member
Last winner: Rantzien · Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Baloki · I'm my own MILF · Jiro · Marshall Banana · Rantzien

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: Rantzien
Rantzien
Rantzien
Rantzien
Rantzien
Rantzien
Rantzien
06-25-2011, 09:00 PM
Agent Proto

I have a feeling Rantzien is going to win this.
06-25-2011, 09:00 PM
Baloki

I stand no chance here xD
06-25-2011, 09:01 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Let me try and play this one straight because I have some ideas on what people have actually done.

Baloki - He's been a driving force behind getting tit done for a while. You might think "oh look at him he's a fox yiff yiff" but you underestimate the work ethic this man has. He's gotten stuck into working on the front site along with a few others, and man if they all keep this up we should be looking at a brand spanking new front site very shortly. But seriously Baloki is always bitching about wanting to do things.

I'm my own MILF - This guy has written books and conquered the world and the stars in a variety of games and also his head using his skills at war. He has a degree in that tit too btw (war, not games) and he was like top of the class or something. Respect him or die basically. But seriously how he manages to do all of this and update his joint blog with Pike will never cease to amaze me. He's already a smurfing robot, ignore what he says about it being his dream.

Jiro - Aww tit. I once updated the wiki? :jess:

Marshall Banana - This chika has helped revive a lot of the styles, and was pretty damn useful in the vB4 move. As far as I'm aware, she's pretty clued on with what is happening over on that previously mentioned front site too, so she's helping out there as well. All this and still has time to eat sweet sweet strawberries.

Rantzien - If I copy pasted the above section, the only thing that would be incorrect would be the references to she. Rantzien is doing a lot on the front site and helping with styles too. In addition he helped with all those name changes when I "made" that "event" earlier. Extreme Wheelie is still a superior name. But seriously I don't know what else to tell you. He has his fingers in a lot of pies but it's not disgusting or creepy?

I trust you have all voted for the right person. I dunno who that is though. Just not me!
06-25-2011, 09:01 PM
Rantz

This one'll go to MILF, I just know it.
06-25-2011, 09:02 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Productive Member
Last winner: Rantzien · Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Baloki · I'm my own MILF · Jiro · Marshall Banana · Rantzien

Those who didn't make the cut...
Jiro...........................6
Marshall Banana................4
I'm my own MILF................1
RSL............................1

...leaving Baloki and Rantzien to do all the work!
06-25-2011, 09:03 PM
Baloki

Note to self: Plan revenge on Jiro :p

Edit: Oh My!
06-25-2011, 09:03 PM
Jentleness

Yeah, Rantzien fixes all my stuff, which I find pretty productive
06-25-2011, 09:04 PM
Pike

amg, Jiro, thank you for the blog shoutout in your speech. :jess:
06-25-2011, 09:05 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Productive Member
Last winner: Rantzien · Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Baloki · I'm my own MILF · Jiro · Marshall Banana · Rantzien

And the winner is...
Rantzien

The Final Tally
Rantzien......................15
Baloki.........................8
Jiro...........................6
Marshall Banana................4
I'm my own MILF................1
RSL............................1
06-25-2011, 09:06 PM
Rantz

Awww shucks :blush: Thanks!
06-25-2011, 09:07 PM
Baloki

I came second :D!

Although I don't dare edit Rantz profile xD His wrath is three times as mighty as his |33| skills :S
06-25-2011, 09:08 PM
I Don't Need A Name

Not to self: Autodidactism gets you awards. Contratz Rantzybaby
06-25-2011, 09:09 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Informative Member
Last winner: Yeargdribble · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
crono_logical · Iceglow · Loony BoB · o_O · Rantzien · Wolf Kanno · Yeargdribble

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: o_O
Loony BoB
Iceglow
Yeargdribble
Iceglow
o_O
o_O
06-25-2011, 09:10 PM
TrollHunter

Good job boh rantzien and baloki, you did us proud.
06-25-2011, 09:10 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Being the most informative member, in my mind, means that you actually have to get your information across. That is, of course, after you a) have information people actually care about and b) try to communicate it in the first place.

That basically leaves this as a two horse race between Loony BoB and Rantzien. Let me tell you what has excluded the other nominees first and foremost.

crono_logical - Crono doesn't really post that much. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm glad he's come back in time :hahaha: for the Ciddies, but being the new Christmas doesn't really qualify you as "informative".

Iceglow - As part of a campaign to try and help the forum tackle Iceglow's posts, I recently started culling his posts at 50 words. That was a whole lot of effort, and ShlupQuack's suggestion to "sum it up in 5 words" was just as much hard work. It's a lonely world, being one of only two people who actually read Iceglow's posts (the second being his mother).

o_O - I would listen to everything he has to say if he does it just like this.

Wolf Kanno - Wolf Kanno is a lot like Iceglow without the references to your mother. Now let me explain before he stabs me. His posts are long and often contain good information, just not presented in a way that encourages people to read them (refer to the part where they are long). However he does make shorter posts occasionally which might actually put him in with a shot.

Yeargdribble - Posting primarily in EoEO is not good for you either because the only people who read your posts are people who want to argue with you and rip out your spleen. Not necessarily in that order either. I don't spend much time in EoEO either.

The other two - Do they post things that anyone else is interested in? Well that's for you to decide. I know I read their posts because they are bite sized and informative.
06-25-2011, 09:12 PM
Remon

Looks like i didn't get many right :p.
But congratulations everybody!
06-25-2011, 09:14 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Informative Member
Last winner: Yeargdribble · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
crono_logical · Iceglow · Loony BoB · o_O · Rantzien · Wolf Kanno · Yeargdribble

Those who didn't make the cut...
crono_logical..................4
Loony BoB......................4
o_O............................4
Rantzien.......................4
Yeargdribble...................4
RSL............................1

...leaving either Iceglow or Wolf Kanno to inform the other of their victory!
06-25-2011, 09:14 PM
Baloki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Remon

Looks like i didn't get many right :p.
But congratulations everybody!

I approve of this video!
06-25-2011, 09:15 PM
Agent Proto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baloki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Remon

Looks like i didn't get many right :p.
But congratulations everybody!

I approve of this video!

So do I!
06-25-2011, 09:16 PM
Pike

Drats, off to work before the two awards I'm nom'd for come up!

I'm not going to win either of them, but early thanks to anyone who voted for me :3
06-25-2011, 09:17 PM
Baloki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baloki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Remon

Looks like i didn't get many right :p.
But congratulations everybody!

I approve of this video!

So do I!

I'm also quite partial to this one.
06-25-2011, 09:20 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Most Informative Member
Last winner: Yeargdribble · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
crono_logical · Iceglow · Loony BoB · o_O · Rantzien · Wolf Kanno · Yeargdribble

And the winner is...
Wolf Kanno

The Final Tally
Wolf Kanno....................10
Iceglow........................6
crono_logical..................4
Loony BoB......................4
o_O............................4
Rantzien.......................4
Yeargdribble...................4
RSL............................1
06-25-2011, 09:21 PM
Baloki

Congrats Kanno!
06-25-2011, 09:26 PM
TrollHunter

Every time I read a post by wolf kanno, I feel that I learned something.
06-25-2011, 09:27 PM
fire_of_avalon

Wolfy is sweeping :O
06-25-2011, 09:27 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Weirdest Member
Last winner: Peegee · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Alive-Man · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Iceglow · Peegee · Psychotic · Roogle

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: Peegee
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Peegee
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Peegee
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Roogle
06-25-2011, 09:28 PM
demondude

This one will be tight!
06-25-2011, 09:29 PM
TrollHunter

This will be interesting, I'm pumped to see who will take home this one~!
06-25-2011, 09:29 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

A collection of weird tit:

Alive-Man
http://burndownblog.files.wordpress....480967c_01.jpg

Hypoallergenic Cactuar
http://theaudracatalog.com/home/wp-c...be-cured12.jpg

Iceglow
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VhCwVLuxmb...dddddddddd.jpg

Peegee
YouTube - ‪Japanese Police against Darth Vader‬‏

Psychotic
YouTube - ‪Wanderlei / Coleman Shaving!!‬‏

Roogle
http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/101014/a_...f4-16bd1f7.jpg
06-25-2011, 09:32 PM
TrollHunter

....I have no comment
06-25-2011, 09:33 PM
Baloki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Guy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

A collection of weird tit:
Psychotic
YouTube - ‪Wanderlei / Coleman Shaving!!‬‏

I think this would have been better: ~~YouTube - ‪Designed for Men for the World Japan‬‏~~ OR THIS REMIX: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xxfhl8a71o
06-25-2011, 09:34 PM
Remon

HC! :monster:
06-25-2011, 09:35 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Weirdest Member
Last winner: Peegee · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Alive-Man · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Iceglow · Peegee · Psychotic · Roogle

Those who didn't make the cut...
Iceglow........................8
Alive-Man......................6
Psychotic......................2
Roogle.........................1
RSL............................1

...leaving Hypoallergenic Cactuar and Peegee to do weird things to each other! Erm...
06-25-2011, 09:35 PM
fire_of_avalon

What the hell is that? I don't like bugs in my hair.
06-25-2011, 09:37 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Weirdest Member
Last winner: Peegee · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Alive-Man · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Iceglow · Peegee · Psychotic · Roogle

And the winner is...
Peegee

The Final Tally
Peegee........................13
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........9
Iceglow........................8
Alive-Man......................6
Psychotic......................2
Roogle.........................1
RSL............................1
06-25-2011, 09:38 PM
Baloki

Wait, I should be doing CMS-related stoof, may I be excused mister AG?
06-25-2011, 09:39 PM
demondude

w00t
06-25-2011, 09:40 PM
TrollHunter

Congratulations peegee, may this video fill you with joy! YouTube - ‪Top 5 Panda Cheese Commercials‬‏
06-25-2011, 09:41 PM
fire_of_avalon

Could someone explain to me the Japanese girls with the bugs in their hair? Because I am totally creeped out.
06-25-2011, 09:41 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Funniest Member
Last winner: Psychotic · Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Bunny · Del Murder · fire_of_avalon · Jiro · Old Manus · Psychotic

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: Psychotic
Psychotic
Psychotic
Psychotic
Psychotic
Psychotic
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

We have a lot of funny members here at EoFF, and each one has their own style of cracking jokes. Bunny, with his surly disposition and negative but hilarious comments on all the things you love. Del Murder and his... his uh... he's pretty funny too. foa pretending that she'll kick your ass, and how funny it still is when it turns out she wasn't pretending. Jiro's ADD style, and how he's always downing on himself just to make you laugh. Are you not entertained? Old Manus and his simple one liners that usually speak more truth than joke. And then there's Psychotic, who will emasculate and tear you to shreds just for his own, and often many others', amusement.

So yeah, where was I going with that?
06-25-2011, 09:42 PM
NorthernChaosGod

It would appeared I'm doomed to win a MLT Get Together forever.
06-25-2011, 09:44 PM
demondude

You wanna go for next year as well, honey? :aimkiss:

Edit: or do we have to hate each other? I lost track of how to win it.
06-25-2011, 09:44 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Funniest Member
Last winner: Psychotic · Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Bunny · Del Murder · fire_of_avalon · Jiro · Old Manus · Psychotic

Those who didn't make the cut...
Del Murder.....................6
Old Manus......................6
fire_of_avalon.................4
Jiro...........................3
RSL............................1

...leaving Bunny and Psychotic in a battle of wits!
06-25-2011, 09:45 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I don't even know, they just happen no matter what I do.
06-25-2011, 09:45 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Funniest Member
Last winner: Psychotic · Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Bunny · Del Murder · fire_of_avalon · Jiro · Old Manus · Psychotic

And the winner is...
Psychotic

The Final Tally
Psychotic.....................10
Bunny..........................7
Del Murder.....................6
Old Manus......................6
fire_of_avalon.................4
Jiro...........................3
RSL............................1
06-25-2011, 09:48 PM
TrollHunter

Pretty close between bunny and psychotic. Good job!
06-25-2011, 09:49 PM
Pheesh

Just wanted to give major props to eric and dak for doing that MLT become a CK speech with basically no help from me, it was hilarious xD

Congrats to all the winners, and unfortunately I'll probably fall asleep before my next catagories come up (dunno what happened to MLT win first ciddie >_>).

Best Post
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2922731 · Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ml#post2948778

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ml#post2948778 · http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2965470 · http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2978607 · http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/13...ml#post2980785

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ml#post2948778
http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/13...ml#post2980785
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2978607
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2978607
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2978607
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2978607
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2965470

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

We have a nice spread of posts for Best Post. I mean, it's not often that you see a legitimate awesome post in the way of FFXII = Star Wars accompanied by a YOUR MOM joke by Psychotic instead of the usual Iceglow (whose mother is probably ashamed of his disrespect towards all mothers everywhere). Alongside that is a post by Bunny in which he tries to defend my honour and successfully repealed my banning. Gotta love him for that. Last but not least Jessweeee♪ tries to turn us all of sex forever. It had the desired effect on me, however a few of the other posters in that thread seemed to get their rocks off to it. smurfing disturbing.

http://randomthoughts.ws/files/Pineapple_Head_7.jpg

06-25-2011, 09:52 PM
NCG's Left Ear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Guy

MLT Get Together
Last winner: Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod · Nomination Leader: Justy & NCG's Left Ear

The Nominees
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod · Iceglow & ShlupQuack · Justy & NCG's Left Ear · Peegee & Raistlin

And the winner is...
Justy & NCG's Left Ear

The Final Tally
Justy & NCG's Left Ear............................................13
Peegee & Raistlin.................................................12
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod...................................7
Iceglow & ShlupQuack...............................................4
RSL & a tall, conical hat. Is he a dunce or a wizard? You decide...1

Someday I hope the rest of the country is as open, tolerant, and accepting as EoFF.

Wait, no. I don't hope. I believe.
06-25-2011, 09:54 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Go Bunny's post!

EDIT: Oh smurf off you, before I go get plugs and ruin you forever.
06-25-2011, 09:55 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Best Post
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2922731 · Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ml#post2948778

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ml#post2948778 · http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2965470 · http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2978607 · http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/13...ml#post2980785

Those who didn't make the cut...
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2978607............................7
http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/13...ml#post2980785...6
RSL.......................................................1

...leaving http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2965470 and http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ml#post2948778 to take the best post!
06-25-2011, 09:56 PM
TrollHunter

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Go Bunny's post!

EDIT: Oh smurf off you, before I go get plugs and ruin you forever.

I thought your ear had a very heartwarming post. You just don't understand!
06-25-2011, 09:57 PM
Del Murder

Oh sweet Star Wars might win, as it deserves!
06-25-2011, 09:57 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Noooooooooo! Bunny. :(
06-25-2011, 09:58 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Best Post
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2922731 · Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ml#post2948778

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ml#post2948778 · http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2965470 · http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2978607 · http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/13...ml#post2980785

And the winner is...
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ml#post2948778

The Final Tally
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ml#post2948778...........................13
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2965470................................................9
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2978607............................7
http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/13...ml#post2980785...6
RSL.......................................................1
06-25-2011, 09:59 PM
nik0tine

yay peegee for weirdest member :D
06-25-2011, 09:59 PM
NorthernChaosGod

'grats, Eric!
06-25-2011, 09:59 PM
Remon

Yeah!! :D
06-25-2011, 09:59 PM
demondude

Predictions are starting to look up. :)
06-25-2011, 09:59 PM
Del Murder

Niiiiice. But Psy's post was also deserving as I had repped it as well.
06-25-2011, 10:00 PM
TrollHunter

FF12 is star wars.... you made me believe, you gave me hope, you gave me a purpose.
06-25-2011, 10:00 PM
NCG's Left Ear

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Go Bunny's post!

EDIT: Oh smurf off you, before I go get plugs and ruin you forever.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrollHunter

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Go Bunny's post!

EDIT: Oh smurf off you, before I go get plugs and ruin you forever.

I thought your ear had a very heartwarming post. You just don't understand!

He's always been against our love.
06-25-2011, 10:00 PM
Rantz

Nice! Deserving winner.

Best Thread
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...d-contest.html · Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...bout-ffvi.html

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...bout-ffvi.html · http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...9-ears-ff.html · http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...-revealed.html

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...9-ears-ff.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...bout-ffvi.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...bout-ffvi.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...-revealed.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...bout-ffvi.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...-revealed.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...bout-ffvi.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

I nominated last Ciddies' revelations as the best thread. Why? Because it is. It has everything. People show their true colours, and post with complete freedom. Everything goes in the Ciddies Revelations, and you see some of the most hilarious, smurfed up, sleep depraved posts, and that's just me!

I wonder if, by the time this speech is aired, I've gone insane and posted google images for every award? I hope so. Good times, friends, good times.

The Ciddies is the thing that brings us all together over a mutual hatred of Psychotic sweeping the Ciddies. He does it every year, but we can still enjoy ourselves. So next Ciddies, nominate this Ciddies as the best thread so I don't feel like a complete loser.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images...rman-venom.jpg

06-25-2011, 10:01 PM
Baloki

We all know Sin is Tidus' father and Auron is the true Obi Wan!
06-25-2011, 10:02 PM
demondude

Ears on FF ftw!
06-25-2011, 10:02 PM
Del Murder

I hope FFVI wins best thread too so it's a FF sweep. I hope this also starts a wave of great posts/threads in the FF forums. :bigsmile:
06-25-2011, 10:04 PM
Remon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

I hope FFVI wins best thread too so it's a FF sweep. I hope this also starts a wave of great posts/threads in the FF forums. :bigsmile:

I like where this is going.
06-25-2011, 10:04 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Best Thread
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...d-contest.html · Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...bout-ffvi.html

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...bout-ffvi.html · http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...9-ears-ff.html · http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...-revealed.html

Those who didn't make the cut...
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...9-ears-ff.html................................................6
RSL.......................................................1

...leaving things you may not have known about ffvi to have their purpose revealed!
06-25-2011, 10:05 PM
Rantz

I just have to say Jiro is beastly and manly at the same time for the amount of quality speeches he made. Like Tavrobel without the bitterness!
06-25-2011, 10:05 PM
demondude

:(
06-25-2011, 10:07 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Best Thread
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...d-contest.html · Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...bout-ffvi.html

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...bout-ffvi.html · http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...9-ears-ff.html · http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...-revealed.html

And the winner is...
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...-revealed.html

The Final Tally
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...-revealed.html...........................15
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...bout-ffvi.html...............14
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...9-ears-ff.html................................................6
RSL.......................................................1
06-25-2011, 10:08 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Let's go Bunny!

EDIT: You did it! :D
06-25-2011, 10:08 PM
TrollHunter

OHHHHH YEAH! I had a feeling that would win it!
06-25-2011, 10:10 PM
Remon

Oh so close! But both deserved it. :p
06-25-2011, 10:12 PM
Raistlin

Truly a deserving winner.
06-25-2011, 10:12 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Best Blogger
Last winner: ShlupQuack · Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack

The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar · ShlupQuack · Yeargdribble

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack: Yeargdribble
Yeargdribble
ShlupQuack
ShlupQuack
ShlupQuack
ShlupQuack
ShlupQuack

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

So I am without my trusty sidekick for this speech. I had considered trying to imitate him and fool you all, but I realised I am not quite talented enough to pull that off.

Blogging is pretty new to EoFF, so this will be the first time we crown the bestest bloggerer of 'em all. As it's such a new award, it's kind of hard to know what criteria you're trying to hit. It's not like funniest member where all you have to do is be so funny that everyone spits juice at their screen. Nothing is quite as funny as losing the funniest member ciddie because everyone who was going to vote for you has to buy a new laptop.

Anyway back to the task at hand. Blogging hasn't been paid too much attention unfortunately, but thankfully we have a nice spread of uses from our three nominees.

First up is Hypoallergenic Cactuar. His most recent blog is about trying to establish a Viera fan club. I want to know what sort of benefits I would get from joining this club, because having everyone know I am sexually attracted to girls who actually have bunny ears would be hard to explain. He also wrote a blog about being trapped in the freezer for half an hour as a tornado cruised past his Mickey Ds store. I shouldn't find that funny, but I do!

Yeargdribble is our most serious blogger, dealing with important topics. His most recent blog discusses differences between "gifts" and "skills that you got from workin' real hard like". He's a talented musician it seems, but obviously works very hard to get to the level he's at. In another blog he "reviews" some games, a book, and some other general discussion. The comments at the bottom are huge until you see mine. How disappointing.

The last blogger is ShlupQuack. Her most recent blog is about how she's smurfing loaded and has servants, maids and a pool boy (who is apparently Laddy). I thought she just liked visiting Disney Land, but she probably owns it too. It is Disney Land and not World right? I can never remember the difference. In her other blog she continues the discussion of a horrendous series of zombie books. Her review of them is fantastic and to wrap this speech up I will leave you with a quote from it:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shluppers

The basic story takes place maybe almost thirty years after the first one. Stupid Whore is grown up and has a daughter of her own. Stupid Whore Junior is the opposite of her mother--she doesn't give a smurf about traveling to another place just for the hell of it, doesn't think it's a good idea to run through zombie territory for any reason, and she's blond. Her friends try and convince her to hop the fence with them to hang out at the abandoned amusement part, to which she says smurf that... until the boy she likes asks her to come.

So she does. And they all die. Because you don't hop the smurfing zombie fence, you smurfing retards.
06-25-2011, 10:13 PM
Old Manus

Posting while reading page 9.

It's like making a post in the future! I can't wait to read it.
06-25-2011, 10:14 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Dak, you write the bestest speeches.
06-25-2011, 10:14 PM
Baloki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Posting while reading page 9.

It's like making a post in the future! I can't wait to read it.

I too look forward to reading this post.
06-25-2011, 10:19 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Best Blogger
Last winner: ShlupQuack · Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack

The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar · ShlupQuack · Yeargdribble

Those who didn't make the cut...
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........5
RSL............................1

...leaving ShlupQuack and Yeargdribble to fight it out in the true internet style - by writing journal entries about how much the other finalist sucks!
06-25-2011, 10:20 PM
TrollHunter

Don't give them ideas
06-25-2011, 10:20 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Best Blogger
Last winner: ShlupQuack · Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack

The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar · ShlupQuack · Yeargdribble

And the winner is...
ShlupQuack

The Final Tally
ShlupQuack....................16
Yeargdribble..................14
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........5
RSL............................1
06-25-2011, 10:21 PM
Raistlin

Yearg is miles ahead of Shlup, but I have little faith in you simpletons.

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