And Now for the Main Course! December 2011 Ciddies Revelations! ALL DONE!

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12-23-2011, 11:50 PM
Pike

Oooh, tight race. I love it! Congrats foa! :jess:
12-23-2011, 11:51 PM
Laddy

Dammit, was it the metal thong? It was the metal thong. :(
12-23-2011, 11:51 PM
Bubba

Is Pike really a robot? Like something from 'AI'?
12-23-2011, 11:52 PM
fire_of_avalon

Whoa, what? Really? D'aww. Y'all. Things.

:emb:
12-23-2011, 11:52 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

One last award before we take our holiday break (look for some more Cookies to be awarded during the break, as well as a super special award given to a super special EoFF member :bigsmile:). This award goes to the person who made the most posts in the general forums (top section) over the last six months.

And the Cookie goes to...

NorthernChaosGod!

1. NorthernChaosGod - 2,654 posts
2. Jiro - 1,851 posts
3. Pike - 1,539 posts

Congrats! Your efforts are well appreciated.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...r/Cookie-1.png

See you guys on the 26th! (3pm Pacific start time) Happy Holidays!

Feel free to keep discussing the results up to this point amongst yourselves.
12-23-2011, 11:52 PM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubbaforever

Is Pike really a robot? Like something from 'AI'?

Yes.

My positronic relays are currently functioning within optimal parameters.
12-23-2011, 11:53 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Good to see the people appreciate quality. Barely.

Hey, bite me.

Congrats, foa! And amazing speech by my bro Dak. :monster:

EDIT: xD I need to get a life.
12-23-2011, 11:55 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Correct predictions up to this point:

chionos - 9
Jiro - 9
Jessweeee♪ - 8
Raistlin - 8
Psychotic - 7
12-23-2011, 11:55 PM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Good to see the people appreciate quality. Barely.

Hey, bite me.

:flirt:
12-23-2011, 11:56 PM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Qu

See you guys on the 26th! (3pm Pacific start time) Happy Holidays!

This is exactly when I start my work shift that day. :whimper: Oh well. See you guys later that night when I show up in the thread after everyone has left and clean up all the empty punch cups!
12-23-2011, 11:59 PM
fire_of_avalon

I'll save you some cookies, Pikele.
12-24-2011, 12:00 AM
Raistlin

... NCG is the second best General Forums poster? Sometimes I worry about you, EoFF.

foa. :love:
12-24-2011, 12:00 AM
Bubba

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubbaforever

Is Pike really a robot? Like something from 'AI'?

Yes.

My positronic relays are currently functioning within optimal parameters.

Wow. I've never conversed with a real life robot before. Are we interfacing?

These Ciddies have been class. I've actually killed three of my relatives so I've got time to be here on Boxing day. Is it gonna start at the same time?
12-24-2011, 12:03 AM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I'll save you some cookies, Pikele.

I knew I could count on you foa <3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubbaforever

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubbaforever

Is Pike really a robot? Like something from 'AI'?

Yes.

My positronic relays are currently functioning within optimal parameters.

Wow. I've never conversed with a real life robot before. Are we interfacing?

These Ciddies have been class. I've actually killed three of my relatives so I've got time to be here on Boxing day. Is it gonna start at the same time?

We are indeed interfacing. Isn't it hot?

And they will start at 3:00pm PST (GMT-8)
12-24-2011, 12:03 AM
TrollHunter

Gah I was out last-minute christmas shopping for people who could easily kill me if I was unable to meet their expectations.
I missed all the awards, I am now sad. :cry:
12-24-2011, 12:04 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

... NCG is the second best General Forums poster? Sometimes I worry about you, EoFF.

foa. :love:

Wes, go choke on a bag of dicks. :colbert:

(That right there is quality posting)
12-24-2011, 12:05 AM
Pike

Not a bag of legos?
12-24-2011, 12:09 AM
NorthernChaosGod

No, those are for your feet, silly.
12-24-2011, 12:11 AM
fire_of_avalon

Mothersmurfing ouch :O
12-24-2011, 12:12 AM
Bubba

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I'll save you some cookies, Pikele.

I knew I could count on you foa <3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubbaforever

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubbaforever

Is Pike really a robot? Like something from 'AI'?

Yes.

My positronic relays are currently functioning within optimal parameters.

Wow. I've never conversed with a real life robot before. Are we interfacing?

These Ciddies have been class. I've actually killed three of my relatives so I've got time to be here on Boxing day. Is it gonna start at the same time?

We are indeed interfacing. Isn't it hot?

And they will start at 3:00pm PST (GMT-8)

The only relationship I've had with a machine was with my hoover. I must admit that was purely sexual until I found out it was cheating on me with my own brother!

I'll be there in Boxing Day. Cheers for including the GMT time for us Brits, Pike!
12-24-2011, 12:17 AM
blackmage_nuke

This is the worst Christmas ever.

Also I want to say good work on all the speeches but I would be lying because I didnt read them all as I am just going to wait for someone to make the speech thread hint hint.
12-24-2011, 12:18 AM
TrollHunter

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbaforever

The only relationship I've had with a machine was with my hoover. I must admit that was purely sexual until I found out it was cheating on me with my own brother!

Bubba better win best newbie, these posts are just amazing.
12-24-2011, 12:22 AM
Marshall Banana

Most delicious? Stay away from me, Qu!
12-24-2011, 12:23 AM
Hollycat

Hah, I told you guys I wasn't nuts.
12-24-2011, 12:31 AM
Del Murder

Good show so far. Congrats to the winners!

Now to go get ready for a traditional family Christmas dinner at the Outback Steakhouse.
12-24-2011, 12:36 AM
Hollycat

Big thumbs up for everyone so far (except you Jiro, stop winning things)(fine you too)
12-24-2011, 12:46 AM
Old Manus

I made Cuchulainn every inch the snark he is today. I think he and I may be having some troubles.
12-24-2011, 12:46 AM
Shiny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Qu

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

To indicate how overrated these members are, I assigned each of them a rageface. I expect you'll pretty much agree.

blackmage_nuke(SPOILER)
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces...e-accepted.jpg
Hypoallergenic Cactuar (SPOILER)
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces...u-dont-say.jpg
Jiro (SPOILER)
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces...-over-here.jpg
Peegee(SPOILER)
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces...troll-face.jpg
Psychotic(SPOILER)
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces...uter-stare.jpg
Raistlin (SPOILER)
http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces...will-smith.jpg

Hahahah, but no Raistlin is not cool enough to be the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
12-24-2011, 12:50 AM
Del Murder

I don't think he's even cool enough for Carlton.
12-24-2011, 01:27 AM
Jiro

Oh good, there's a break in proceedings. That means I can get back to finishing off the last few speeches. Tell me if I win anything.
12-24-2011, 01:28 AM
DK

I think this is like the third or fourth time me and Pauw have done a one-two on funniest member. Chuckle Nation for life mothersmurfers. Though, it is nice to be the one taking home the gold for once. Thanks to everyone who voted for me! I love you. <3
12-24-2011, 01:51 AM
Rantz

Who did I help this time! I'm not helping nobody!

j/k y'all are too nice to me. Thanks folks :love:
12-24-2011, 03:06 AM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Big thumbs up for everyone so far (except you Jiro, stop winning things)(fine you too)

I've won one Cookie and one Ciddie, I'm hardly sweeping the Ciddies. :monster:

Also holy crap am I joint leader in predictions? That's amazing!
12-24-2011, 05:18 AM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delicious Murder

*hi5s MILF*

We have 4 of the 5 nominated posts. :cool:

*hi5* This is just how we roll. Grats on your double victory! :D
12-24-2011, 05:59 AM
Freya

Congrats everyone! I'm glad I only got one vote in Blogger. I was going to go on a throat punching spree if foa and shulp didn't get the votes they deserved.
12-24-2011, 02:19 PM
Loony BoB

hi guys BoB here posting from mobile in tent outside GAME in edinburgh thanx 4 ciddie bad reception gotta go congrats to all the
12-24-2011, 02:23 PM
Baloki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

hi guys BoB here posting from mobile in tent outside GAME in edinburgh thanx 4 ciddie bad reception gotta go congrats to all the

o.O
12-24-2011, 02:46 PM
Jiro

Buy a copy for me too you basket
12-24-2011, 04:53 PM
Peegee

I'm back from my limo ride! And I didn't win a single ciddeh!

Does that mean my behaviour in the past 6 months has improved? Shouldn't there be a cookie for that? http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/0/0f/025MS.png http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/b/bb/004MS.png http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/8/85/393MS.png
12-24-2011, 05:12 PM
Laddy

:cookie:
12-24-2011, 05:25 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Speaking of Cookies, here's another Cookie award for you. This one goes to the member who made the most threads over the past six months. Without new threads, the discussion around here gets stale. This member helped keep things fresh!

And the Cookie goes to...

Laddy!

1. Laddy - 64 threads
2. Justy - 50 threads
3. Wolf Kanno - 46 threads

Congrats! Your efforts are well appreciated.
12-24-2011, 05:49 PM
chionos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Big thumbs up for everyone so far (except you Jiro, stop winning things)(fine you too)

I've won one Cookie and one Ciddie, I'm hardly sweeping the Ciddies. :monster:

Also holy crap am I joint leader in predictions? That's amazing!

Me n u 4ever Jiro. Wanna snuggle?
12-24-2011, 10:07 PM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Qu

Speaking of Cookies, here's another Cookie award for you. This one goes to the member who made the most threads over the past six months. Without new threads, the discussion around here gets stale. This member helped keep things fresh!

And the Cookie goes to...

Laddy!

1. Laddy - 64 threads
2. Justy - 50 threads
3. Wolf Kanno - 46 threads

Congrats! Your efforts are well appreciated.

My New Year's resolution is to make one new thread a day for the entire year.
12-24-2011, 10:52 PM
Raistlin

Cookie whore.
12-24-2011, 10:54 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Qu

Speaking of Cookies, here's another Cookie award for you. This one goes to the member who made the most threads over the past six months. Without new threads, the discussion around here gets stale. This member helped keep things fresh!

And the Cookie goes to...

Laddy!

1. Laddy - 64 threads
2. Justy - 50 threads
3. Wolf Kanno - 46 threads

Congrats! Your efforts are well appreciated.

My New Year's resolution is to make one new thread a day for the entire year.

My New Year's resolution will be to post in all your threads. :p
12-24-2011, 11:00 PM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Cookie whore.

http://cookiemonsteroutfit.com/wp-co...ult-Female.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

My New Year's resolution will be to post in all your threads. :p

I'm gonna hold you to that.
12-24-2011, 11:03 PM
Madonna

God would have had a use for you on his forum, Pike.

Congratulations, everyone; you are all winners, here, in your heart.
12-24-2011, 11:15 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

My New Year's resolution will be to post in all your threads. :p

I'm gonna hold you to that.

Then it will be easy for me if you make a thread not in a forum I visit. :monster:
12-24-2011, 11:56 PM
Laddy

OMG I won something! :OOOO Thank you, everyone!
12-25-2011, 12:53 AM
Jiro

Laddy is my enabler. I don't make threads, I post in them. Therefore I dedicatemy cookie to Laddy! YAY TEAM
12-25-2011, 01:12 AM
Bubba

I wish I had a cookie whore.

She could feed me cookies... after all the sex
12-25-2011, 01:18 AM
chionos

How cute. I can hear her screaming,

Me want cooooocccckkkk.
12-25-2011, 04:49 AM
fire_of_avalon

You... you sonsa bitching monsters. How can you do this to Cookie Monster?!
12-25-2011, 05:44 AM
Agent Proto

Cookie Monster did it to himself when he started eating "healthy food"!
12-25-2011, 08:32 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Here's an early Christmas Cookie for you all. It goes to the member who made the most threads in the Final Fantasy and Square Enix forums over the last six months. You could probably guess the winner in one try but here it goes anyway...

And the Cookie goes to...

Wolf Kanno!

1. Wolf Kanno - 31 threads
2. cat121212 - 10 threads
3. SuperMillionaire - 10 threads

Did I ever mention how much WK means to the gaming section?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...r/Cookie-1.png
12-25-2011, 08:48 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Woot! Congrats, WK!
12-25-2011, 11:40 AM
Old Manus

Quote:

3. SuperMillionaire - 10 threads

He posts 9/11 never 4get threads in the Final Fantasy sections as well?
12-25-2011, 12:49 PM
Iceglow

I like how I am apparently the 3rd most crazy on this forum, mischief almost managed.
12-25-2011, 11:02 PM
chionos

So I guess it's time to change the names of the gaming forums.

Wolf Kanno discusses Final Fantasy
Wolf Kanno discusses Final Fantasy II
Wolf Kanno discusses Final Fantasy III
Wolf Kanno discusses your ridiculous theory about Final Fantasy _{(in a reply that Tolstoy would be proud of)} that covers the sociological implications of magic in light of historical contexts based on obscure text that was left out of the game and some information leaked during a conversation between Hironobu Sakaguchi and Yoshinori Kitase while eating lunch which WK overheard from across the street in apartment 328c using surveillance equipment borrowed from NorthernChaosGod (who is a very professional stalker, and he should be, he learned at LB's feet)

Gratuities WK
12-26-2011, 02:56 PM
DMKA

Sorry I'm late to the party guys. :love:
12-26-2011, 03:32 PM
fire_of_avalon

When do we start today? Now? Okay now.
12-26-2011, 03:52 PM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

When do we start today? Now? Okay now.

I'm down with starting now.
12-26-2011, 06:17 PM
Del Murder

You think Award Qu's going to wake up at 7:30 on the day after Chirstmas?
12-26-2011, 06:32 PM
Iceglow

I think if Award Qu doesn't that there might be a gun fight in here and some of us will be bringing knives.
12-26-2011, 08:57 PM
Bubba

Am I missing something? Have we not started yet?
12-26-2011, 09:35 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

We will be starting up soon!

I know I said 3pm but I am moving it up an hour because I want to go see Sherlock Holmes later. So this party starts IN 30 MINUTES.
12-26-2011, 09:40 PM
fire_of_avalon

I also want to go see Sherlock Holmes. Take me too.
12-26-2011, 09:42 PM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Qu

We will be starting up soon!

I know I said 3pm but I am moving it up an hour because I want to go see Sherlock Holmes later. So this party starts IN 30 MINUTES.

This means I get to participate a little before I go to work! You've made my day, Award Qu :hyper:

And you will like Sherlock Holmes. It's great.
12-26-2011, 09:45 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I approve of the reason for bumping this up. :cool:
12-26-2011, 09:50 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Before we start with Ciddie #35, I want to hand out one of the two remaining Cookies. This Cookie goes to the member who gave out the most reputation points within the last six months. In the true spirit of the holiday season, this member knew giving can be better than receiving.

And the Cookie goes to...

NorthernChaosGod!

1. NorthernChaosGod - 263 repped posts
2. Peegee - 255 reppped posts
3. Pike - 240 repped posts

Congratulations on your achievement!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...r/Cookie-1.png
12-26-2011, 09:56 PM
Madame Adequate

Peegee you have failed us all.

Grats to NCG and Pike though! :jess:
12-26-2011, 09:58 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

And we're on!

35. Cutest Couple
Nomination leader(s): Del Murder & Miriel
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Ciddiebite.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...oodicon1-1.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Ciddiebite.gif

The Nominees
Del Murder & Miriel
I'm my own MILF & Pike
Loony BoB & smittenkitten
o_O & Fujiko
12-26-2011, 09:58 PM
Pike

I do love me some rep :3

And grats Jules!

Edit: Ooooh! Remember guys, a vote for MILF and I is a vote for robot sex!
12-26-2011, 10:00 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

We all know that love is a trick perpetrated by Hallmark and American Greetings to make a ton 'o cash off of our need to feel like somewhere, out there, there's a connection for us. A person whose soul speaks to our soul. A person who completes the half of our missing whole.

I have a lot of opinions on relationships, mostly because I've been burned more times than I'd care to share. Even as jaded as I am, it gives me pause when I come into contact with a real live couple that just works. Two people who are in tune, two people who truly care for one another, and two people who are stronger when they're together.

It's even more special to be a part of that couple's history, no matter how small. Each couple nominated for this award got their start here at EoFF. So in a way, we all share the tiniest bit of their history. One day, after my third or fourth divorce, I can tell my step-children about watching real love spring out of two people, be nurtured and grow into something as beautiful as it is strong, as everlasting as it is steady.

So here's to all the couples nominated, all the couples who weren't, and to all the couples who will come to be because of EoFF. May your happiness be exceeded only by the jealousy of your friends and family.

As for the rest of you...

http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/4.../barneyste.jpg

Suit the smurf up.
12-26-2011, 10:03 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

35. Cutest Couple
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...cons-390-1.jpg

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL & RSL's Hat........................1
Loony BoB & smittenkitten..............4
o_O & Fujiko...........................9

So that leaves Del Murder & Miriel vs I'm my own MILF & Pike…

I'm my own MILF & Pike................10
Del Murder & Miriel...................20

And the winner is…

Del Murder & Miriel!
So I see how it is. We have to get freaking ENGAGED to finally win this award. At least we'll win next year with the wedding post, and the year after with the baby post (Del Murder jr. 4 Best Newbie Winter 2013 Ciddies).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Ciddiebite.gif
12-26-2011, 10:06 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

49. MLT Be Stephen Colbert
Nomination leader(s): I'm my own MILF & Psychotic
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Ciddiebite.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...oodicon1-1.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Ciddiebite.gif

The Nominees
Del Murder
Genius Lynx
I'm my own MILF
Pike
Psychotic
ShlupQuack
12-26-2011, 10:06 PM
Madame Adequate

I didn't honestly believe it was possible to ever beat Bob and SK in this award.

I truly did not.

And getting second place to Locking It Down is pretty great :smug:
12-26-2011, 10:07 PM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

And getting second place to Locking It Down is pretty great :smug:

I concur! Thanks for the votes guys! And grats to Del and Miriel because they deserve it! <3
12-26-2011, 10:09 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I would just like to say I was utterly delighted that this Ciddie was chosen by the voting public. I feel it is about time that the best smiley that Eyes on FF has ever seen gets some recognition. I am not entirely sure what this "Stephen" is in reference to though.

If the nominees were a colbert, which colbert would they be...?

Del Murder - :colbert:
Del Murder would be regular colbert. A timeless classic that has never faded with time, he doesn't have any bells, any whistles, but he does his job and he does it well.

Genius Lynx - :doublecolbert:
Genius Lynx is a very talented man when it comes to the arts of both the graphical and less graphical kind. As such, I can only assume he does this by having more than one set of arms.

I'm my own MILF - http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/gorobert.gif
This gentleman is video gaming mad, and as such I feel it is only suitable that he is represente by a video gaming colbert, the gorobert. He is also a sexual deviant who likes squid. The more arms, the better.

Pike - :mymelbert:
Honestly, I think I could have switched her and I'm my own MILF around - they are both gaming mad! However, somebody has to be the token chick, and while old MILF could have performed this role admirably, I have decided to give the Mymelbert to Pike.

Psychotic - http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../c00lbert2.gif
Like this one needs any explanation! :roll2

ShlupQuack - :zombert:
Zombies, just like the zombie fad itself, does not know when to die. Even though it is rotting, putrid, and everybody is bored of it, somehow it still sticks around anyway. Let's cut to the chase, I'm sure you can see the hi-larious putdown I am getting at for Shlup here.

I am very excited about this award. All nominees are truly worthy colberts and may the best colbert win! And by the best I of course mean me. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...t-smugbert.gif
12-26-2011, 10:10 PM
Del Murder

Del Murder + Miriel 4 eva ^_^
12-26-2011, 10:10 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

I voted for Mike and Sara, but they're all cute couples.
12-26-2011, 10:10 PM
Bubba

Hooray! It's started. Now I can merely pretend to watch 'Most Annoying Celebrities 2011' rather than actually watching it.

Edit: oh, and congrats to Del Murder and Miriel!
12-26-2011, 10:12 PM
fire_of_avalon

SMUGBERT SMUGBEEEEEEEERT
12-26-2011, 10:12 PM
Psychotic

What will you do if the baby ends up looking like eestlinc? Because I always suspect eestlinc.

Also :colbert:
12-26-2011, 10:13 PM
Madame Adequate

Best speech ever imho
12-26-2011, 10:13 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

49. MLT Be Stephen Colbert
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...cons-390-1.jpg

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

ShlupQuack.............................1
RSL....................................1
eestlinc...............................1
Pike...................................2
Del Murder.............................5
I'm my own MILF........................6

So that leaves Genius Lynx vs Psychotic…

Genius Lynx...........................11
Psychotic.............................14

And the winner is…

Psychotic!
I can't believe Psy won this award! :colbert: OHHHH now I get it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Ciddiebite.gif
12-26-2011, 10:14 PM
Madame Adequate

:kaminabert:
12-26-2011, 10:14 PM
fire_of_avalon

:smugbert:
12-26-2011, 10:14 PM
Pike

At least I am officially :mymelbert: now because I love that smiley.

Grats Psyduck <3
12-26-2011, 10:15 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

48. MLT Be Jon Stewart
Nomination leader(s): Raistlin
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Ciddiebite.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...oodicon1-1.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Ciddiebite.gif

The Nominees
Del Murder
I'm my own MILF
Old Manus
Raistlin
The Captain
12-26-2011, 10:15 PM
chionos

It's so obvious.
12-26-2011, 10:16 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Instead of trying to be funny or even serious about a man who I am completely unfamiliar with, let me instead give the man himself an opportunity to speak. Clicky. As an apology for not putting a lot of effort into this speech, let me also give you this advice. Clicky http://i.qkme.me/j9o.jpg
12-26-2011, 10:18 PM
Psychotic

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...t-smugbert.gif :ciddie:

Thank you, kind friends.
12-26-2011, 10:20 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

48. MLT Be Jon Stewart
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...cons-390-1.jpg

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
I'm my own MILF........................5
Old Manus..............................6
The Captain............................7

So that leaves Del Murder vs Raistlin…

Del Murder............................10
Raistlin..............................13

And the winner is…

Raistlin!
Here's one difference between them: I watch Jon Stewart every night, but I haven't read one of Raistlin's posts in years.

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12-26-2011, 10:22 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

46. MLT Be The Most Interesting Man in the World
Nomination leader(s): Loony BoB & Rantz Rantz Revolution
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The Nominees
blackmage_nuke
Levian
Loony BoB
Rantz Rantz Revolution
Shiny
The Man
12-26-2011, 10:23 PM
fire_of_avalon

I want to follow every one of Award Qu's posts with a "ba dum tss!"
12-26-2011, 10:24 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by G13

This is probably the most important award any of you will ever vote for. In all your life you will never have more of an impact on anything ever than you did when you voted for this award. This is the single most greatest achievement anyone can attain in their life and I hope you lesser mortals realize the importance of this fact. I trust you all made the correct decision. :stare:
12-26-2011, 10:27 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

46. MLT Be The Most Interesting Man in the World
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Loony BoB..............................1
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................4
Shiny..................................6
Levian.................................6

So that leaves blackmage_nuke vs The Man…

blackmage_nuke.........................7
The Man...............................19

And the winner is…

The Man!
I hope it's because he looks like a sleezy nightclub owner on an 80s cop show and not because of his user name.

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12-26-2011, 10:29 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

45. MLT Have Sex on the Moon
Nomination leader(s): ShlupQuack
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The Nominees
blackmage_nuke
G13
Iceglow
I'm my own MILF
Jiro
Pike
ShlupQuack
12-26-2011, 10:31 PM
Pike

I love how rapid-fire these awards are. Also congrats to The Man!
12-26-2011, 10:31 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genius Lynx

Sex is the greatest thing in the world, but what about off the world? Does it still compare? Could it get worse? Could it get better? Science intends to answer these pertinent questions, and right here we have some candidates of the likeliest explorers of this great mystery. Trail-blazers, we salute you.

First up is blackmage_nuke, child of the atom. The love-child of a radioactive astronaut and the submissive satellite woman who orbited him, blackmage_nuke grew up in and around space. Previously denied permission from NASA, our daring hero is currently up to his elbows with the Russian cosmonaut program to get freaky on the moon. How soon is he prepared to do so? Our sources say unlike his schlong, it will not be long.

NASA's beloved Adonis of the lunar program, codenamed G13 is gearing up to beat the Russians' foul aim of lunar dominancy and make them submit to America's rowdy and cowboy ways. Since officially announcing their intention to hold off on such future missions, NASA is now covertly seeking to come up from behind to score, but can they do it? With G13's help, it seems possible! With a spiffy diesel jetpack and a bed the size of Texas, odds stack high with this one.

Iceglow is the United Kingdom's best hope to get laid on the moon. Having already constructed their own rocketship to launch this ladies' man up and out of their landspace, airspace, everyspace, time is counting down when they finally figure out in whom's bed Iceglow is currently lying low in. Having taken a crash-course in Astrology, this man should be more than prepared to take on the rigors of lunar humping.

Long gone rogue, I'm my own MILF is heading his own [REDACTED] program in [REDACTED]. Using the lastest in [REDACTED] technology, his aims of achieving lunar [REDACTED] seems quite possible. Sexy associates of his include [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]; the odds of any of these persons accompanying him are extremely high. Were I'm my own MILF make his evil plot come true, you can expect [REDACTED] to invade[REDACTED], [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] double-team [REDACTED], and we will all run out of [REDACTED].

It was only a few years ago that Jiro referred to kangroos as "hop hops", but already he has rocketed up to the top of Australia's new Space and Planetary Exploration Walk program, better known as SPEW. Using SPEW, Jiro hopes to spread Australia's glory across the face of Mother Earth, and bring a little more respectability to his country. One other thing our intrepid explorer wants to do is gather some lunar samples, bring them back, and get his rocks off (his shuttle).

Pike the robot already had a thick cable plugged into her port the last time she went in for upgrades at Moon Base Bozeman, but if you guys insist it did not count, she will do it again. Sigh.

A malignancy were there ever one, ShlupQuack is spreading the blight that is California ever further, and the moon is not outside of her goals. Certain directors of certain space programs are already wrapped around her fingers, and her endless influence has earned her the foremost spot on the next lander to the moon. Her first act? "I am going to smurf the tit out of my dude, dude." This quote, directly taken from her, not made up or anything, tells us in totality just exactly she wants. To smurf the tit out of her dude on the moon, dude.

You are all heroes in my books for your willingness to do this, for science.

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12-26-2011, 10:32 PM
Bubba

Is it wrong for me to have a full bottle of Jack Daniels with me during these awards? It was a present after all...
12-26-2011, 10:33 PM
fire_of_avalon

I want to say something clever, but I am all out. So I'm just going to sit here and drool. AND GO TO THE STUPID ASS GROCERY STORE DAMMIT
12-26-2011, 10:33 PM
chionos

He was already the most interesting The Man at EoFF, only a hop skip and a jump from that to worldwide recognition.
12-26-2011, 10:34 PM
Pike

Glorious speech, Lynx.
12-26-2011, 10:36 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

45. MLT Have Sex on the Moon
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
G13....................................5
ShlupQuack.............................7
Pike...................................7
blackmage_nuke.........................7

So that leaves I'm my own MILF vs Iceglow…

Iceglow................................8
I'm my own MILF........................9

And the winner is…

I'm my own MILF!
Too bad Moon Rabbits doesn't post any more. Would have been a shoe-in for this award...

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12-26-2011, 10:37 PM
chionos

I thought it was MLT have sex on the moon not with the moon until I saw that shot of the moon doggiestyle ready to be pounded. Moon got a phat azz!

Yes, he's his own MoonILF which makes it all so clear now.
12-26-2011, 10:37 PM
Rantz

Excellent speech Lynx. I hope Iceglow wins this, but the winner post has probably already been posted by now.

Edit: Aww dang! Well, I could definitely see MILF and Pike making it a life goal to fulfil this prophecy.
12-26-2011, 10:38 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

44. MLT Make a Second Account that Gets Figured Out in Five Minutes
Nomination leader(s): Demondude & Hypoallergenic Cactuar
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The Nominees
Demondude
eestlinc
Genji
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Iceglow
NorthernChaosGod
12-26-2011, 10:39 PM
Pike

Re: Sex on the moon: I am okay with this result. (SPOILER):jokey:
12-26-2011, 10:40 PM
Psychotic

Poor old Steve. So near and yet so far to losing his v-card.
12-26-2011, 10:40 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Let me tell you somethin'. In my day, we're talkin 2006, before you even heard of this joint, second accounts were big news. I was a hero. Stop your smirking, punk. I was the best. I was somebody. You think I've lost it? I've banned over a hundred people, and I wouldn't think twice about banning you. Stop and listen to the ramblings of an old man for a moment.

See, these days it's all spambots. Didn't have them in my day. The whole country of China didn't exist. I was made a Cid's Knight in ought six, and I stepped into the staff forum station and handed them my badge.

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I may have made it out of duct tape, a cereal box and a marker pen, but they all seemed awfully impressed by it at the time. I also convinced them I was Cole Phelps of LA Noire. I don't think I shake enough corpses to pass for him but they fell for it.

I saw some rough things. Some things that would keep you up at night. But I carried on, knowing I was keeping the threads of Eyes on safe. These criminals... they all had tells. Some would brag to all their friends and my informants would squeal to me. Some would use the same date of birth over and over. Others would be how I imagine a really dorky cop would go undercover in a drug ring. Show up, post a newbie thread, get a sig in the sig thread, leave visitor messages for all the popular members, don't go near the FF forums? Come on.

Let's look at these punks.

Demondude
Easy to find. Can't resist taking digs at people he doesn't like in visitor messages, or making posts in the football thread. He'll walk among us again soon.

eestlinc
Was a really corrupt Cid's Knight. The whole staff forum was on the take. I blew the whistle on this stain on the force and brought him down. Always tries to be clever with his second accounts.

Genji
Can't keep his mouth shut. Always has to brag to someone about his accounts. Tell you one thing. One dark night five years ago, Genji and his pal made second account after second account. I put them down one by one. As soon as he'd click register, I'd click ban. Did I win the Highwind for that? Did I have all the fanfare and Ciddies that glamour poster boys like Rantzien and Jiro have? No. I was just doing my job, and I did it damned well.

Hypoallergenic Cactuar
He is a second account.

Iceglow
Would not be able to resist the urge to post the text equivalent of the great wall of China. I'd round that hood up in seconds.

NorthernChaosGod
This sleazebag would crawl right back to his favourite joint, the picture thread. You couldn't make this joker up.

So who is most likely to have a second account found? You all are. You want to know how to make a safe second account? Post numerous constructive and helpful posts in the Final Fantasy forums for a period of months. I would never ever suspect. And if I did, I wouldn't care because you're doing more good for EoFF than harm. :greenie:
12-26-2011, 10:42 PM
Bubba

I

Quote:

Originally Posted by chionos

I thought it was MLT have sex on the moon not with the moon until I saw that shot of the moon doggiestyle ready to be pounded. Moon got a phat azz!

Glad to see I wasn't the only one affected by that. Even with it's crater cellulite... I still would...
12-26-2011, 10:42 PM
fire_of_avalon

Paul, that was amazing. I'm putting my hair in pincurls RIGHT NOW so I can be 40's foa.
12-26-2011, 10:44 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

44. MLT Make a Second Account that Gets Figured Out in Five Minutes
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
NorthernChaosGod.......................2
eestlinc...............................2
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................4
Iceglow................................5

So that leaves Demondude vs Genji…

Genji..................................9
Demondude.............................21

And the winner is…

Demondude!
Some of Demondude's failed accounts: Fiendguy, Hellionboy, Devilman, Diablomuchacho, and Jiro.

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12-26-2011, 10:45 PM
Pike

Ahahaha I love how much DD swept that one

Alright guys I'm off to work. Back in a few. Thank you in advance for anything I was nominated for (or, dare I say, won!)
12-26-2011, 10:47 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

41. MLT Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
Nomination leader(s): Hypoallergenic Cactuar
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The Nominees
Agent Proto
fire_of_avalon
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Iceglow
Jiro
Peegee
Psychotic
12-26-2011, 10:49 PM
TrollHunter

Awesome speech. methinks psychotic should have his own movie.
We need a witty name.
12-26-2011, 10:49 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny

MOST LIKELY TO BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT

Normally I address each member individually during speeches, but I'm going to try something a little different for this one because it's referencing a great movie – one of the BEST OF ALL TIME ^{Kanye West TM} – Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. I'd like to think that those who were nominated were nominated not based on lack of common sense, but the likelihood of them getting shot by Indy. That on to itself, should be a privilege. So Agent Proto, foa, Longword Cactuar, Iceglow, Jiro, Peegee, and Pawl...

Congratulations on your nomination!
12-26-2011, 10:50 PM
Psychotic

Indy ran out of bullets the second time he tried that!
12-26-2011, 10:51 PM
fire_of_avalon

I'll let Indiana Jones shoot me with something alright. :jess:
12-26-2011, 10:53 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

41. MLT Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Peegee.................................1
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................2
Jiro...................................6
Iceglow................................6
Psychotic..............................7

So that leaves Agent Proto vs fire_of_avalon…

Agent Proto...........................10
fire_of_avalon........................12

And the winner is…

fire_of_avalon!
She needs the knife to pick the pieces of you out of her nails after she beats you with only her fists.

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12-26-2011, 10:55 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

40. MLT Camp Out for the Midnight Release of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
Nomination leader(s): ShlupQuack
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The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Iceglow
Old Manus
Psychotic
Raistlin
ShlupQuack
12-26-2011, 10:55 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I'll let Indiana Jones shoot me with something alright. :jess:

Have fun with that one, winner.
12-26-2011, 10:56 PM
Bubba

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I'll let Indiana Jones shoot me with something alright. :jess:

Hot.
12-26-2011, 10:56 PM
fire_of_avalon

Oh! Yay! Now I gotta go pick out my fightin' knife.

Thanks everybody! [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
12-26-2011, 10:57 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

I can’t bring myself to say anything witty about this Ciddie. We all know why it’s here – to poke the most fun at any one member. Even being nominated for it should be received as a serious insult to your taste and intelligence. You’re being likened to the shambling horde.

Fangirls
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1...g-12592721.jpg

There are people out there who genuinely believe Twilight is good. They enjoy it. I find this hard to believe.

This is the reaction Timekeeper had.
12-26-2011, 10:59 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

40. MLT Camp Out for the Midnight Release of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Old Manus..............................2
Raistlin...............................3
Psychotic..............................5
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................9

So that leaves Iceglow vs ShlupQuack…

Iceglow...............................10
ShlupQuack............................13

And the winner is…

ShlupQuack!
Amanda may be camping out, but Iceglow will never see it because he doesn't want the adventure to ever end.

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12-26-2011, 11:02 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

38. MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
Nomination leader(s): Pike
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The Nominees
Bubbaforever
Pike
Shaibana
sharkythesharkdogg
shion
TrollHunter
Velozer0
12-26-2011, 11:02 PM
Psychotic

Another second place for poor Steve.
12-26-2011, 11:03 PM
TrollHunter

Holy crap these are going fast :eek:
12-26-2011, 11:04 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro

Winning a Ciddie for the first time is a nice experience. Wining MLT Win a Ciddie for the First Time is not. Especially if you don’t win anything else. It’s more like a kick in the balls than anything. At least you can’t win Most Underrated this time around.

Our nominees are all very deserving though. It makes me feel as though we should replace this award with one they would actually like to win. It’s kind of like that time I came third place at a chess tournament. Sure, it was nice a nice trophy, but I never put it out on display when I had girls around. It’s not very sexy to be reminded that a seven year old Asian kid was still better at chess than you. You’ll never find any of these Ciddies in display cabinets, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t celebrate the things people are good at.

So welcome to the Ciddie for MLT Be Kicked in the Balls by Winning The MLT Win a Ciddie for the First Time. All of our nominees are very deserving ;)

In alphabetical order, our nominees are:

Bubbaforever who is exceptionally good at making bubble gum bubbles
Pike who has a large collection of heads adorning sticks out the front of her castle
Shaibana who we have never actually seen but believe looks something like a banana
sharkythesharkdogg who is actually more frightening than the shark from Jaws
shion whose name is such a mystery that I cannot think of anything to say
TrollHunter who is currently looking for a sidekick as he is becoming a superhero who fights crime and trolls
and Velozer0 who I believe is some kind of sentient futuristic motor bike.
12-26-2011, 11:06 PM
Psychotic

I dunno Jiro, I never viewed this Ciddie as insulting. More, "Look at all these good people who have not won Ciddies. Let's give one to one of them!"
12-26-2011, 11:07 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

38. MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Shaibana...............................2
TrollHunter............................3
Bubbaforever...........................4
Velozer0...............................5
shion..................................5

So that leaves Pike vs sharkythesharkdogg…

sharkythesharkdogg.....................8
Pike..................................16

And the winner is…

Pike!
Was hopin' for the underdog of Velozer0 since Pike will certainly get hers elsewhere, but this is well deserved nonetheless.

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12-26-2011, 11:08 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Even if I win it's still like I came in second. Yaaaaaaaay. :kakapo:
12-26-2011, 11:08 PM
Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I dunno Jiro, I never viewed this Ciddie as insulting. More, "Look at all these good people who have not won Ciddies. Let's give one to one of them!"

Yes. I like this award because it guarantees someone will win a Ciddie for the first time.
12-26-2011, 11:09 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

37. MLT Get Drunk Tanked
Nomination leader(s): NorthernChaosGod & Peegee
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The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Iceglow
Justy
NorthernChaosGod
Old Manus
Peegee
Raistlin
12-26-2011, 11:09 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Second place to second place!!!! What kinda crazy mathematics is this?!??! :argh:
12-26-2011, 11:11 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

A member can be drunk tanked for a variety of reasons. The first and most obvious is that they are drunk. While being drunk is not a criminal offence at EoFF, posting stupid inane tit is. Which brings me to the second reason one can be drunk tanked: posting stupid inane tit. Doing this while sober is an impressive feat which requires the poster to have slightly or moderately or even significantly less brain cells than the average EoFFer which is already less than the average human being in general. Keep up the good work team.

The third reason a member can be drunk tanked is spam. Not in a tin. The kind of spam that is commonly found alongside stupid inane tit but is not limited to that as such. Posts like “posting to increase post count” or “:)” or maybe even “hello wuld u lyk 2 bai my rollex watches” may all see you drunk tanked, if not banned outright.

The fourth reason is because we don’t like you. Yeah. I drunk tank people because I think they’re idiots. Ask G13. I do it to him all the time. He does it to me. We drunk tank each other. It’s like a game. A weird, hyper masculine and alcohol fuelled game resulting in strange homoerotic situations. But that’s alright. (By the way, I don't think G13 is an idiot. But I do think you're an idiot. Yeah, that's right. You. You know who you are.)

There was a fifth reason but I forgot what it was. Just make sure you don’t do it, okay? By the way, our nominees all match at least one – if not all – of these conditions regularly, so I don’t know why they aren’t drunk tanked right now. Looks like I’ve got a job to do.
12-26-2011, 11:11 PM
Bubba

Very surprised Sharky and Pike have never won a Ciddie. Well done Pike!
12-26-2011, 11:14 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

37. MLT Get Drunk Tanked
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Old Manus..............................2
Raistlin...............................6
NorthernChaosGod.......................6
Justy..................................6
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................6

So that leaves Iceglow vs Peegee…

Iceglow................................8
Peegee.................................9

And the winner is…

Peegee!
No, I think that's just how he is... (Also: Iceglow, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.)

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12-26-2011, 11:17 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

36. MLT Become a Cid's Knight
Nomination leader(s): NorthernChaosGod
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The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Laddy
NorthernChaosGod
Old Manus
Pike
Vivi22
12-26-2011, 11:18 PM
drotato

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Qu

Iceglow, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

Poor Steves. At least he gets to wear pretty dresses.
12-26-2011, 11:18 PM
Psychotic

At this point I want to just give poor old Steve a hug. Except that I don't because he's creepy and smells faintly of cabbage.
12-26-2011, 11:19 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by G13

What makes a Cid's Knight?

I have no smurfing idea. I just go to the meetings and nod when the rest of them do. I play Angry Birds under the table when BoB's giving one of his presentations. If I had to take a stab at it, I'd say ¼ Best Member, ¼ Best Poster, and 2/4 Most Overrated. Speaking of overrated, I see NCG has made it through nominations.

I'm kidding of course, no one likes that guy. This must be a mistake. Award Qu, there will be an investigation later.

I'm pretty sure Hypoallergenic Cactuar is made of gold. Or mirrors. Or some other reflective surface. When I look at him I see many, many different members from EoFF past... The prolonged exposure to the archives has had some adverse effects. :erm:

Pike is a little ray of sunshine. You find me one person that doesn't like her and I'll punch you both in the nose for being filthy liars! :stare:

Old Manus is like a ghost. An annoying ghost who makes a joke at your expense, receives rep, and then makes his way to the next thread to do it all over again.

Vivi22 gets tit done. Like seriously, did you see the census?

And Laddy? Robert Plant, s'all I'm sayin'. Where the smurf was I going with all of this...?

Shoot for the stars, kids. One day you too might have a shiny blue title that instantly makes you better than everyone else.
12-26-2011, 11:20 PM
Psychotic

I hope Hypoallergenic Cactuar because then it gives us an excuse to Knight him, something we have been planning to do for a long time.
12-26-2011, 11:21 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

36. MLT Become a Cid's Knight
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
NorthernChaosGod.......................3
Old Manus..............................4
Laddy..................................4
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.................6

So that leaves Pike vs Vivi22…

Pike..................................11
Vivi22................................15

And the winner is…

Vivi22!
I've always said that if WK ever gets on our nerves, Vivi could take his place and we wouldn't lose a step.

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12-26-2011, 11:22 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Good to see my NCG vote made such a difference.
12-26-2011, 11:23 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

20. Best Chatter
Nomination leader(s): The Fresh Prince of Mel Air
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The Nominees
Kalilung
o_O
Roogle
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air
12-26-2011, 11:23 PM
Psychotic

Mr. 22 can ditch the PS3, then we'll talk. :colbert:
12-26-2011, 11:23 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Go Kali!!!
12-26-2011, 11:24 PM
TrollHunter

Woo Vivi~
12-26-2011, 11:26 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genius Lynx

Chatting is best left to people who like to talk fast, often, and with anyone. Chatting is the audible "getting around", and you can make your biggest enemy your best friend if you can get him to chat with you. Ask this person what is his favorite color, which websites occupy his time, and what five items he would take from the table. Trust me, in the space of an evening, you can make a connection with a member more intimately than you could have in a year on the forum. Oh sure, you can tell me that Vistor Messages work like chatting, but maybe you have yet to drop into #eoff. There is a lively crew of chatters who can make you feel at home and have fun. Some of the best, I am told are as follows:

Kalilung (pronounced ka-lil-ung) is a promiscious mouther. Always open and willing to join in a conversation, she is an easy confidant and easier casual friend. Could it ever be more? Maybe if you stepped into her private chat channel, you could find out.

o_O (pronounced oh-underscore-OHHH) is a chatbot with a million tricks and triggers up his sleeve. Do you need a drink? Do you need a proverb? Do you need a thorough and easily-understood answer for any question that may be bothering you? This guy just might know.

Roogle (pronounced with an Indian accent) is the exotic find of #eoff. A dabbler in stalkology (the study of stalking) and dokalogy (the study of Dokal), it can be a little intimidating to first connect with Roogle. After a few intense interrogations, though, you may find yourself on the adventure of your life and with a slew of partners you never met before.

The Fresh Prince of Mel Air (pronounced like The Fresh Prince of Mel Air) is everyone's friend, including you, should you stop by the chat room. Did you want to share some woes or savor some victory? She is more than willing to talk, listen, and whatever else these new-fangled chat rooms do.

Who will EoFF have chosen to be representative of #eoff? Who does EoFF find to be their Best Chatter? If you were in #eoff, you would already know...
12-26-2011, 11:27 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Please join me in #eoff as I present the winner of this award.
12-26-2011, 11:34 PM
Raistlin

Thanks for the Jon Stewart votes, everyone! It is good to know that my political diatribes are appreciated... sometimes.

It is slow catching up on my phone. I may have to wait for the rest until I get home. Congrats to the other winners I've missed. Especially DD for winning the DD award.
12-26-2011, 11:35 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

20. Best Chatter
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...cons-390-1.jpg

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Roogle.................................3
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air............8

So that leaves Kalilung vs o_O…

Kalilung..............................11
o_O...................................17

And the winner is…

o_O!
True story: I always nominate/vote Roogle for this award because his defenses of the chatroom in staff are like someone defending their firstborn child.

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12-26-2011, 11:36 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Thanks for the Jon Stewart votes, everyone! It is good to know that my political diatribes are appreciated... sometimes.

Aren't Stewart and Colbert gay lovers? Look, I'll skip to the point. I wish to gently place my sexual organs inside of your bottom, Raistlin.

Oh. Underscore. OHHHHH.
12-26-2011, 11:36 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

17. Best Writer
Nomination leader(s): Del Murder & G13
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The Nominees
chionos
Del Murder
G13
I'm my own MILF
Mawir
Pike
12-26-2011, 11:36 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

That was a tough vote. I like Mel, Kali, and Mike. I just met Kali first. She's my friend now.
12-26-2011, 11:38 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by chionos

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/53563334/cid...20take%202.mp3
12-26-2011, 11:38 PM
Hollycat

I just got home, and I have to say, I have to agree with most of the results for today!
12-26-2011, 11:40 PM
Hollycat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Qu

Quote:

Originally Posted by chionos

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/53563334/cid...mp3 take 2.mp3

something smells like slimy git. also, tl;dl.

also, what is a git, and a prat for that matter.
12-26-2011, 11:43 PM
Del Murder

chionos I love your speech. I suggest you all listen to it.
12-26-2011, 11:45 PM
Hollycat

can I have the text version? this version is a bit.... Britishy, not that that is a bad thing, it's just, in my mind, the only snarky EoFFer with a British Accent is Kotora, and chionos should have a Russian accent.
12-26-2011, 11:46 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Can't really afford an 11 minute break to wait for everyone to listen to chionos's speech, but I recommend you put it in the background or listen to it later because it is superb. Moving on to the winner!

17. Best Writer
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Mawir..................................3
I'm my own MILF........................3
G13....................................5
chionos................................8

So that leaves Del Murder vs Pike…

Del Murder.............................8
Pike..................................10

And the winner is…

Pike!
Expect my bitter poem about losing this award again in 2 weeks.

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12-26-2011, 11:48 PM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Thanks for the Jon Stewart votes, everyone! It is good to know that my political diatribes are appreciated... sometimes.

Aren't Stewart and Colbert gay lovers? Look, I'll skip to the point. I wish to gently place my sexual organs inside of your bottom, Raistlin.

Oh. Underscore. OHHHHH.

Colbert mocks hardcore neoconservatives, so... yeah, he's probably gay too.

Come here, you well-dressed sexy beast.
12-26-2011, 11:49 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

16. Best Artist
Nomination leader(s): Pete for President
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The Nominees
black orb
Fuzakeru
Pete for President
ShlupQuack
zorander
12-26-2011, 11:50 PM
Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

can I have the text version? this version is a bit.... Britishy, not that that is a bad thing, it's just, in my mind, the only snarky EoFFer with a British Accent is Kotora, and chionos should have a Russian accent.

The fake British accent is the best part!

Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Smurf you!
12-26-2011, 11:51 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

*taps mic* is this thing on?

Ahem.

"Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful: that is the faith I am searching for."

Do you know who said that famous quote?

Sid Meier did, of course, in Civilization IV. Specifically in the expansion Beyond the Sword. Because Leonard Nimoy did all the quotes in the original, vanilla game. Oh man, did I ever tell you guys about the time that MILF and I were playing that game and Charlie had nukes and...

...

...oh, um, yes! Art!

Art is a finicky thing and a subjective thing and it's the sort of thing you think about when you're sitting in a Starbucks merrily typing up an essay on intertextualism in film noir on your Mac. Or perhaps while uploading your newest Harry Potter/My Little Pony/Homestuck/Game of Thrones crossover slashpic onto deviantArt. Hey, different strokes for different folks, amirite?

We have a variety of talented artists here at EoFF, as a quick perusal through our art subforum will show you. Never been there? You should check it out the next time you want to feel inferior and insecure about your own artistic talents!

For now, though, let's celebrate those few and proud who grace our forum with their creativity!

And now back to you, Award Qu!
12-26-2011, 11:53 PM
Bubba

I had a lot of respect for chionos before that speech... it has now been doubled. I present the 'Most Epic Speech' award to chionos. Simply fantastic.
12-26-2011, 11:53 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

16. Best Artist
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
ShlupQuack.............................2
zorander...............................4
black orb..............................8

So that leaves Fuzakeru vs Pete for President…

Fuzakeru..............................12
Pete for President....................14

And the winner is…

Pete for President!
I thought this would be a runaway due to the number of nominations this guy received, but Fuz gave him a run for his money!

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12-26-2011, 11:55 PM
chionos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

can I have the text version? this version is a bit.... Britishy, not that that is a bad thing, it's just, in my mind, the only snarky EoFFer with a British Accent is Kotora, and chionos should have a Russian accent.

Actually, I don't know what the hell that accent is. I was just avoiding sounding like a horribly depressing hillbilly from Eastern KY like I really am. If I had been trying something specific, it most certainly would have been a Russian accent. Good call on that.
12-26-2011, 11:55 PM
Rantz

I am enjoying chionos's speech so far. :D
12-26-2011, 11:55 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

15. Best Signature
Nomination leader(s): Happy Noodle Boy & Rantz Rantz Revolution
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The Nominees
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
G13
Happy Noodle Boy
Rantz Rantz Revolution
12-26-2011, 11:56 PM
Psychotic

Wow, black orb didn't win!

Congratulations Pete!
12-26-2011, 11:56 PM
chionos

Ya know, black orb's art is great, as is the art of all the other peeps that were nominated, but I'm glad Pete won.
12-26-2011, 11:57 PM
Hollycat

I've never seen any of pete's art
12-26-2011, 11:58 PM
Del Murder

Yeah, black orb has finally been defeated! Long live the ~~king~~ President!
12-26-2011, 11:58 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genius Lynx

http://vignettegrimoire.com/_lynx/_f...atureSMALL.png

Larger:
http://vignettegrimoire.com/_lynx/_f...atureLARGE.png
12-26-2011, 11:59 PM
Rantz

Is this the first breach of black orb's long chain of Best Artist?

Awesome! Go Pete!
12-26-2011, 11:59 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Hooray Pete! Someone I voted for won. Also, Pike is cleaning house!
12-27-2011, 12:00 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

15. Best Signature
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...cons-390-1.jpg

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Del Murder.............................4
G13....................................5
Happy Noodle Boy.......................7

So that leaves fire_of_avalon vs Rantz Rantz Revolution…

fire_of_avalon.........................7
Rantz Rantz Revolution................15

And the winner is…

Rantz Rantz Revolution!
*goes off Simplified to check out his sig* Wow, that sure blows.

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12-27-2011, 12:00 AM
Psychotic

That is A Good Thing, Mr. Lynx. Well done!
12-27-2011, 12:01 AM
Rantz

Well gee, thanks fellers! :blush:
12-27-2011, 12:02 AM
Del Murder

I was really impressed with Lynx's sig speech. In the running for next time's Best Artist perhaps?
12-27-2011, 12:02 AM
sharkythesharkdogg

Lynx, that was an awesome speech!
12-27-2011, 12:02 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

14. Best Avatar
Nomination leader(s): Pike
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The Nominees
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Jiro
Loony BoB
o_O
Pike
Shiny
12-27-2011, 12:03 AM
sharkythesharkdogg

Go Samus!
12-27-2011, 12:03 AM
Hollycat

go pike!
12-27-2011, 12:04 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Warning: This speech probably not compatible with Fluffy Puff and Kitty Fantasy and any other styles this can't be read in.

J: Alright, let’s find a post by Del Murder so we can start this.
T: Why do we need a post by him?
J: So we can see what his avatar looks like.
T: We all know what his avatar is, everybody knows it.
J: That’s a good point. Well then, moving onto foa now.
T: Foa is Samus. That’s who foa is. Is foa still Samus?
J: Yes. Next. Oh god, it’s me.
T: You’re like, a ninja in a tree. Wait, why are you searching the member list for your name. Don’t you know what your avatar is?
J: It’s a sheep.
T: Ah. Oh yeah.
J: Right, whose next?
T: Hang on, shouldn’t we be commenting on these?
J: Isn’t it just our job to look at them? I like my sheep though.
T: …who’s next?
J: Loony BoB.
T: Yeah, he’s a choco-boe. Wait, is it choke-o-boe? Choka-boe? Actually, let’s not do this. He’s a big bird, but not from that kids show.
J: The man has never changed his avatar. Ever. Except that one time…
T: I haven’t changed my avatar either. Sometimes I make it festive, but it always changes back.
J: BoB should like that then.
T: Do you think he even knows who I am? :(
J: Sure Nick, sure he does. Onto face’s face now.
T: smurfin’ Pokeparty yeah! Wait, I’m still president, aren’t I? That’s… that’s really terrible.
J: That explains a lot, really. Incompetent government. At least it gives Raistlin something to complain about.
T: Uh, erm, Pike is next.
J: Right you are. Doing it for the bronies.
T: Ah. Yes. I played My Little Pony Trouble the other day.
J: What?
T: The one where you push the thing and the dice bounces.
J: …Yeah, okay. Last up is Shiny.
T: Shiny! Shiny.
J: You know, they used to put the avatars in the member search. Made this a whole lot easier.
T: Huh.
J: Okay here we go.
T: What? I don’t remember Shiny’s one, that’s not Shiny. Wait, I don’t like that line. Get rid of it. Why are you still typing that I’m saying, no what, stop it.
J: And that wraps up our Best Avatar Speech. May the Best Avatar win!
T: Again, weren’t we supposed comment on which one was the best? Supposed to take a guess at who should win?
J: Guessing winners is for the predictions thread. And besides, bitches love the sheep. Welshmen too. And occasionally the kiwis. Love you BoB :aimkiss:
J: Alright, do you want to have a closing word like “see you next time?”
T: Nah.
12-27-2011, 12:06 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

14. Best Avatar
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...cons-390-1.jpg

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

Shiny..................................1
RSL....................................1
o_O....................................5
fire_of_avalon.........................5
Del Murder.............................5
Jiro...................................7

So that leaves Loony BoB vs Pike…

Loony BoB..............................7
Pike..................................11

And the winner is…

Pike!
I guess a pony can outrun a chocobo.

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12-27-2011, 12:08 AM
sharkythesharkdogg

Pike, this was your time. :p
12-27-2011, 12:08 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

13. Best Custom Rank
Nomination leader(s): Rantz Rantz Revolution
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The Nominees
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Jessweeee♪
Pike
Rantz Rantz Revolution
Shiny
ShlupQuack
12-27-2011, 12:09 AM
Hollycat

Pony Power
12-27-2011, 12:10 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

How I spent my Ciddies Vacation

by fire_of_avalon (age 26)

“It is My Density,” I said as I poked at the Christmas dinner leftovers on my plate. “I just don't think I can handle anymore!” My sister glowered at me over her coffee cup, “ Mmm child u dun did it” she replied. “You know how mad everyone is going to be that you didn't finish.” I didn't care, but I also didn't tell her I'd Pike'd the Punch she was drinking, right in the STAR WAR. It wasn't long before she was very tipsy and began screeching “Time for my panic dance!” As she transformed into a whirling dervish similar to that one chick in Ibsen's “The Doll House” (heh, I'm so Meta, Even This Acronym) I begged a passing police officer to help. “Enforcer?” he said. “I hardly know her!”

And then I died.
12-27-2011, 12:13 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

13. Best Custom Rank
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
ShlupQuack.............................2
Shiny..................................3
fire_of_avalon.........................4
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................5
Jessweeee♪.............................6

So that leaves Del Murder vs Pike…

Pike...................................8
Del Murder............................12

And the winner is…

Del Murder!
Ciddie? But I live in the country!

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12-27-2011, 12:15 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

12. Sexiest Female
Nomination leader(s): ShlupQuack
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The Nominees
fire_of_avalon
Freya
Fujiko
Rye
ShlupQuack
Shorty
12-27-2011, 12:15 AM
sharkythesharkdogg

It's just you and me Qu.

Sh. Sh. Shhhhh. Just put on the dress. /smug
12-27-2011, 12:16 AM
Slothy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Mr. 22 can ditch the PS3, then we'll talk. :colbert:

I primarily game on the PC these days, which instantly gives me more pompous ass gaming cred than anyone who doesn't.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrollHunter

Woo Vivi~

Not that I wouldn't accept the power that comes with being a Cid's Knight, but everyone who voted for me is insane for one simple reason: I probably wouldn't exercise any of the responsibility. It would take all of the Admin's to end my reign of terror.

So I'll take the award happily, but if it ever comes true then you all need to remember that not only did you bring it on yourselves, but I damn well warned you beforehand.
12-27-2011, 12:17 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny

With the Cutest Female category now gone, ladies with a bit of shall we say, “oomph” run the show. There is so many things I can say about each of the nominees, but I would probably be given a restraining order for doing so. Instead – in an attempt to be funny – I tried finding pictures of all the nominees making hideous faces, yet I was unable to find any unattractive photos of them. So instead, I will give you some of their sexiest.

fire_of_avalon

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...20Pics/foa.jpg

Freya

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...Pics/Freya.jpg

Fujiko

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...cs/Fuijiko.jpg

Rye

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...20Pics/Rye.jpg

ShlupQuack

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...Pics/Shlup.jpg

Shorty

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...ics/Shorty.jpg

Just remember that you can look, but not touch. Unless it's ShlupQuack, then you can pay off Raistlin and he'll work something out. Good luck, ladies! :jess:

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