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I was drunk last night. If that counts.
It does not, Juliebird. :colbert:
FINE, I'LL GO GET DRUNK RIGHT NOW. :colbert:
Let me get drunk too.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Let's just drink together.
YEAH 2000 MILES AWAY SOUNDS AWESOME
WE COULD MEET IN THE MIDDLE, BECAUSE...
I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more
I don't know if I should kill youQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Kill myself
or just sing BADADADADADUM
Thanks. I AM FUN TO BE AROUND WHILE DRUNK. Actually I'm fun to be around all the time!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Really? Not the " women feel useful for once" part?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Probably just sing. With me. While drunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsI don't know if I should kill youQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Kill myself
or just sing BADADADADADUM
LET'S ROCK THIS SONG OUTQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodProbably just sing. With me. While drunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsI don't know if I should kill youQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Kill myself
or just sing BADADADADADUM
ROCK OUT WITH... our cocks out? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsLET'S ROCK THIS SONG OUTQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodProbably just sing. With me. While drunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsI don't know if I should kill youQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Kill myself
or just sing BADADADADADUM
I don't have one of those.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodROCK OUT WITH... our cocks out? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsLET'S ROCK THIS SONG OUTQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodProbably just sing. With me. While drunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsI don't know if I should kill youQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Kill myself
or just sing BADADADADADUM
We can share.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsI don't have one of those.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodROCK OUT WITH... our cocks out? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsLET'S ROCK THIS SONG OUTQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodProbably just sing. With me. While drunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsI don't know if I should kill youQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Kill myself
or just sing BADADADADADUM
I wish she had a cock
Hey.. there's a surgery that can fix that.
I'm talking about a cock that is at the very least 5 or 6 inches long with good girth. I'm not into salvaged 2 inch labia structures.
I'm sure with a little creativity you could come up with something sylvie.
Come up with what? I'd rather her just wear a strap-on.
In a ball. Listening to 2pac, gotta love it! All I have by my side is plenty of fags and much beer, god bless you all.
See I knew you had it in you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
Ah smurf sake I'm listening to icki Minaj with Chris Brown. Great tune but wtf
BEES IN THE TRAP
Nickiy Manargh is a bee keeper.
No i is not drunl/
It's a recesson my fellow EoFFs. I have taken much consideration into selling trellises for the next few years - much money to be made in fairness...
"nicki miblargarh" is bubblegum flavored cancer
Working my way throuhg nthis 365 cocktail drinks bok, TOM COLLINGsa is an evil drink!! It taates so fgood but then you look away fro an second and you're drunk as hell!!!!
Wtf!
You really are drunk.
I understood that perfectly. Wow.
I'm not drunk, but I notice you all were talking about strap-ons.
I have found a gif that illustrates my night. I am the motorcycle.
http://i.minus.com/izKyX1aJ0SPF7.gif
Meow~ yes we wereQuote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Looks like Sephex was about to go down a few times but he was just too wild and you can't keep a party animal down.
Spent the night watching some Star Trek: TNG and the Walking Dead while downing 8 or 9 drinks with the wife in relatively short order. I am quite drunk and, despite what Jessweeee♪ would have us believe from a few pages back (less than that for you weird smurfers who have it set to a thousand smurfing posts a page or some trout), I still care about the backspace key.
In other news, I feel for motorcycle Sephex. If I had the energy I'd find a .gif to appropriately describe my night, but I don't so I won't. Feel free to ascribe whatever random, humorous, internet shenanigans to my night that you feel appropriate.
I...uh, don't remember typing that at all. o_o
It's okay, dear, these things happen.
You should quickly get to that state again, though. jussayin
Been drinking heavy tonight, but probably because of last night, I can't get past buzzed. I am sure that will change in an hour or two, though.
There we go. Now I am drunk. What do I win? A bad ****ing liver.
Congratulations! You are a winner! Join me in the winners circle, I'll give you a free beer + a shot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
Okay. Let's do this.Quote:
Originally Posted by jenovajunkieCongratulations! You are a winner! Join me in the winners circle, I'll give you a free beer + a shot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
What does everyone like to have for shots anyways? Irish Car Bombs?
feels like someone dropped a damn piano on my head. oh well, gotta do it again tonite! :jess:
Tequila shooters. The best every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by jenovajunkie
I agree, but I think the "bomber" shots are equally as good. But tequila is simple, a girls enjoy tequila as well.
Guize, I'm going to blow your minds right now.
I don't like tequila.
You're not alone, Juliebird. I don't like it, either.
Same here. If someone offers and it is decent quality or above, I'll have some though.
I only like it in margarita form.
Well that's enough to make my statement bullocks.
So what do you shoot?
My drink of choice is vodka on the rocks.
Actually it depends on my mood.....
What about your drinks of choice?
Tequila was purposely designed to turn women into rabid animals for some strange angle of sex appeal & aggression. You find a woman drinking tequila, you tame her, you have manifested the worm at the bottom, ya smurfin' serpent.
The worm at the bottom is Mezcal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
And people who don't like tequila always have some incredibly lame excuse like "It gets me too drunk" or "I get too craaazy omgwtf heehee". Those people are weaksauce, and deserve to be ridiculed.
Don't worry JJ, you and I know where the party is at.
The worm at the bottom is larvae from a moth.
And I've seen plenty of women whom I see drunk under various other types of alcohol get hit by tequila. Not only are they animals, but they experience strong blackouts.
I mean that it's only found in mezcal, not tequila.
sunny d and vanilla schnapps n.n
You know damn right. Too bad I get overwhelmed with school I have to nerd it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
EDIT: it should read;
Too bad I get overwhelmed with school, SO I have to nerd it.
Grammatical error..... see what I mean?
Must be an incorrect stereotype I've been hearing all my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
I've been drinking since 10:30am and plan to drink until I pass out at some point tonight.
Currently drinking some vodka cos IT'S MY FRIDAY BABY
I wish it was my Friday again... I'd be tempted to try my cousin's 90% proof Absynthe right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Went out to my favourite pub tonight with one of my boys, they are seriously the best pub. Been drinking a different random ale all night, been playing pool with my boy and his uncle, has been a good ass night. <3
smurf knows how I am going to be up for work in 6 hours time but oh well I'll cross that bridge when I come to it
I beliebe in you Dan. I believe that you can become better than the human being you are.. (I'm in a HAPE also). I do believe in a lot of things. I have just robbed my mothers wine. I love you all, peace out.
Soooo... you'll make it to about 12:00pm then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
You have no faith in me :colbert:
None what so ever.
You're in for a surprise when you get here and I drink you under the table because I have a tolerance for everclear and you do not.
:smug:
:beer:
Always drinking vodka cause I'M AWAKE BABYQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Happy Noodle Boy and I will be having a training session on Friday, Shorty. He's going to beat your ass.
Should have tossed you out on Santa Monica Boulevard and driven away so you'd never make it back to your homeland to train with the man who is now apparently my drinking opponent! :aimmad:
A few weeks ago was the first time I've ever drunk to get drunk (before, I'd had like 4 beers max during my entire life). I downed a whole Four Loko pretty quickly, not knowing if I was a lightweight or anything. Apparently I am. It was fun for about an hour or so.
Then it stopped being fun real fast. :(
We need to recruit you onto our drinking team Hambone. We'll train you into a fighting fit booze bandit.
You're all smurfing lightweights http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...edcolbert2.gif
Sarah, last time we drank together you had like two drinks to my six. :colbert:
oh man, I hate waking up still drunk the next morning and then just every so often as you sit around all confused and stuff you find little things that you did or said to people the night before that you completely forgot about and just xD holy tit. It's always someone you haven't talked to for years either. just to make it THAT MUCH MOAR UNCOMFORTABLE
I always seem to wake up first and so I just look around awkwardly at everyone as I remember the stupid trout that took place.
Haha, good job, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by DK
and yeah no smurfing way was I making into work this morning I was still completely pissed when I woke up. Was still completely pissed an hour ago xD jesus christ. Sunday is a great night to go down to the pub but god damn not going to do it again until my birthday when I have the monday off.
edit: I can never really remember that kind of thing around people, J. Like I always usually wake up feeling a bit drunk or hungover but usually like "smurf yeah last night was great" and then over the course of the day, things will pop up that remind me "actually, trout."
smurfing facebook is the worst now. it used to be mobile phones and drunk texts or whatever but I've become such a horribly bad drunk facebooker recently, that's what got me this morning when i was thinking everything was fine, then went on facebook and saw my messages sent last night and no, just no. xD
I've gotten into the habit of checking all that stuff as soon as I wake up. So far the worst I've done is gone on a big ramble about how strippers should get more respect for what they do when I meant to complain about my boyfriend (so it looked like I was upset because he wouldn't let me be a stripper xD), or text my boyfriend's friend something like "help david's stuck in a box of dicks he needs assistance!!!!!"
box of dicks oh my god can't breathe
The reason for that, Julian, is because I was alone in a hotel room with an Australian criminal and a Mexican who gets handsy when you're not looking. Who knows what sort of shenannigans you two could have rained down upon me had I consumed more alcohol :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Pretty sure I had three drinks, though :( That stuff hits me hard!
I once texted my girlfriend that I wanted to play volleyball with her boobs. It made sense at the time.
oh your funny...:argh: haQuote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
I'm not sure if this is family friendly, Sephex. Nor is it a mature manifestation of sexuality. I may have to report your post next time it happens. There's a general effort going on about this kind of behavior.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
O_O Jesus Christ.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubbaforever
...so Bubba, when we gonna hang out? :shifty:
I will refrain from talking about hitting women's boobs like volleyballs from now on. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by SylvieI'm not sure if this is family friendly, Sephex. Nor is it a mature manifestation of sexuality. I may have to report your post next time it happens. There's a general effort going on about this kind of behavior.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
Good, now you're safe from passive-aggression.Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexI will refrain from talking about hitting women's boobs like volleyballs from now on. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by SylvieI'm not sure if this is family friendly, Sephex. Nor is it a mature manifestation of sexuality. I may have to report your post next time it happens. There's a general effort going on about this kind of behavior.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
We should just get along, kids.
Just saying....
I know you want to be a mediator and everything, but in order to achieve that, people need to actually be hostile towards each other first.Quote:
Originally Posted by jenovajunkie
And we're both sexy! It would have been good times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pacific hagfishThe reason for that, Julian, is because I was alone in a hotel room with an Australian criminal and a Mexican who gets handsy when you're not looking. Who knows what sort of shenannigans you two could have rained down upon me had I consumed more alcohol :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Pretty sure I had three drinks, though :( That stuff hits me hard!
Didn't you put me in my place... ! Haha that was an attempt at a joke really. I don't care if you guys *snip*Quote:
Originally Posted by SylvieI know you want to be a mediator and everything, but in order to achieve that, people need to actually be hostile towards each other first.Quote:
Originally Posted by jenovajunkie
EDIT: Inappropriate language. -Murder
10:30 AM SUCKAS AND I'M A BIT TOASTED YA
can i spread some jam on you
Hey as any true boozer knows, it's 5 a.m. somewhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Hey guys/gals, back once again with the renagade master? Who would have thought that a guy from the wilderness could save mankind - can I get a holler. (Irish ale will be the death of me)
As Happy Noodle Boy can attest, sometimes I get drunk and run about in women's heels.
/waits for Sylvie to say somethingQuote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I probably would too if it didn't hurt my toes so damn bad. And if it weren't horrible for your ankles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Should have posted in here last night. Got pretty drunk at an unofficial after work party. Good times were had by all, and now people are working today feeling faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic.
Hey, at least you're all in this boat together, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
Wait, now there's boats? I want a boat ;_;Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsHey, at least you're all in this boat together, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
Yeah, it's actually quite amusing because a good portion of them are helping out with some roofing project (current work that they are doing is indoors, though). So I ran by the area and yelled, "HOW WE ALL DOIN'?!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsHey, at least you're all in this boat together, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
Everyone just laughed while looking tired and sick. As opposed to the normal work look, sick and tired.
Hopefully get to play pool tonight, but definitely getting smashed. Need it.
Yuengling Black & Tan tallboys. smurf yes.
I have been sober for like a month because my little sisters are visiting and I'm trying to set a good example
It's pretty awful
Send help
Tonight you must get trashed, and then aggressively force your little sisters to get just as trashed as you are.
Glass of wine number two
AND COUNTING
Drinking left-over beers from last night before my hockey game. How many goals will I let in today? :p
ewQuote:
Originally Posted by Trumpet Thief
What exactly is 'ew' about that? :colbert:
By left-over I assumed you meant beer that had been sitting out airing in peoples cups all night long.
GLASS NUMBER THREE
Nope! Unopened beer cans that I didn't drink last night. :)
Both of you are pussies. Man up and get some hard liquor.
Well, we know what Sarah's been drinking tonight...
Everyone knows what I'm drinking whenever I drink n_n
I don't even know how much booze I got left but it's all sorts of different types so here's to mixing your drinks :cheers:
yes please
Dak I miss your boozy face
im so smurfed
Aaaand there goes the last of my vodka. :(
Vodka is the best. Did you know we have a Vodka bar in toronto?
Whipped cream vodka is the only kind of vodka I like. To make Cosmopolitans with. Oh god, ♥
Went to the drive in last night. Saw the Dark Knight Rises and Ted. Ha d a good amount of Vodka and enjoyed the night very thoroughly!
So you didn't get gassed out and shot on the floor of the theater?
Drive in. I didn't get shot at the drive in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
If I were the Son of Sam I'd have had a field day, then.
I want a margarita and maybe some cranberry vodka. Then I want to swim naked in a pool. August cannot come fast enough.
I agree with all these things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I discovered peach schnapps last weekend! Great with lemonade :spin:
I love you guys.
no you don't
we're all just accessories to each other
But you're an accessories I would like to have.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
*snip*
You're an accessory I would like to have on my wrist like an old man's wrist watch that tells the time when he is out for a cup of coffee where he met his before he shipped out to fight in the Pacific Theater during World War II.
Please refrain from making crude jokes. - Murder
jameson with ginger ale, two slices of lime
great drink or greatest drink?
the both of you really need to watch it like right now you are obviously far too s**tfaced to make it on your own.
we're going tubing tomorrow so you'd better f**king watch how piss-drunk you get unless you want to feel your stomach crawl out of your mouth in a stale, acidic faintness of cheap vodka
I have work tomorrow. I will be fine. I always am. One of the few things I have retained from years of drinking is an absurdly great recovery time. Hell, I will probably sober up good before I fall asleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
Work? we're going tubing tomorrow
okay.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
you're not taking this seriously
I don't think anybody takes this seriously.
"i came here to talk to the horse's head, not the horse's ass"
*delayed crowd sounds of approval and awe*
I don't take anything seriously. This is why I am such a hit with the ladies...
7 drinks (hard alcohol) - I will be quite amused
9+ drinks - I become charming
wait, is charming the word I want to use? hm...yes.
I've sent flaming coals from a hookah flying everywhere and to this day have no idea how i managed. last night I decided I would give a girl a lapdance.
why did you get unbanned
and my feet frigging hurt like hell.
Aaaawesome. You need to consume all of that when we meet up :love:
Why not?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
Because the rest of us had to wait 2+ years.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodWhy not?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
But PG is Asian.
Pretty much. He threatened to karate chop all the admins while getting in a deep discussion about politics, pokemon, and pokemon politics.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Because Peeg is Peeg. Mike is a bro'zn.
He's like our pet troll.
This thread is making me want to drink. Somewhere in the immediate future, there is a rum and coke with my name on it!
Peegee gets banned because he's Peegee. You don't have to wait out the appeal period if you didn't actually do anything.
Better be Sailor Jerry's!Quote:
Originally Posted by Manny
Sarah bought me more vodka. We proceeded to consume it all within the hour. And then we ruined the bedsheets :greenie:
That is nasty as trout.
Why does this thread exist? This is horrible. I am offended. I have also become a massive lightweight, which is nice.
Cheap boozing is nice, I guess.
I had some black cherry malt drinks the other night. They went down like water :D
Peegee gets banned because he's Jiro.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Ew.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
I'm not jiro :mad2:
I gave that bum my password and told him to get me banned. He said 'righto boss' and a few months later I was banned.
For my own antics
I had to do my own work.
I made jellybeans.
Anyway I still have a mild discomfort and want more bed times. Anybody know any quick ways to recover your feet from incessant walking? Also drinking lots of water is not working.
You're such a rat. You got your wish though, so put an overly long novelty sock in it.
there's no need to fake it anymore Jiro
What am I faking?
If I didn't know better I would say I know you.
Rye and beer and losing at poker..
I'm very much in my I AM INVISIBLE stage of drinking, cause I only began last year. I plan to drink tomorrow with friends and do the whole "drink 'x amount' when 'x' does 'x'" thing with movies.
why the trout do girls hate it when i'm drunk
it's not like i'm you know who (you know who you are if you're lurking. you hate it when i'm drunk)
ridiculous. I swear to god.
is it bad that it's 6:30pm and I'm drunk?
No, Bertie. You keep on drinking.
Everything.
correctQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
6:30pm isn't early to be drunk bro. Not even on a work day. Just keep at it pal.
I am not capable of thinking straight or rationally.
I was pretty drunk last night. Shoulda posted in here! I am usually too busy being sociable when I drink to partake in fun threads like this. :(
Well, at least you're doing it the way you're supposed to! :p
soon.
I went to a pub called the Waterloo. It was it's final night so we drank all the remainign alcohol.
The DJ played the appropriate ABBA song and someone cried, L0L
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasd
i have learned i should avoid the internet when inebriated
But that takes the fun out of it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
I'm not drunk yet, but I'm bartending today, and then going to a party with people I have gotten into many shenanigans with.
:party:
I played a bitching few games of beer pong last night. I was on fire.
Got pretty drunk last night, but since I was busy with friends and watching something, I got "normal drunk." Thursday night however. Jesus. Don't know how I managed to get up and go to work.
Somebody called the cops on me last night, but they didn't come! Thank you, living in a city where cops have better things to do.
Incidentally that happens to me a lot when I party.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
It happens a lot when I play with matches.Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroIncidentally that happens to me a lot when I party.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I am hammered. To the point where I beat up a hammer while rapping with MC Escher.
Got this started yesterday and continuing today after being sober for like three months or something. Feels fantastic man
I think Pike has died. There's no way she could have drunk that much. Unless she's been nursing the same drink for the entire time.
I think she left it outside and let it evaporate so she could pretend she drank it.
Well there were a few breaks
And sleep
Take me out tonight
Where there's music and there's people
And they're young and alive
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one
Anymore
Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people and I
Want to see life
Driving in your car
Oh, please don't drop me home
Because it's not my home, it's their
Home, and I'm welcome no more
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine
Take me out tonight
Take me anywhere, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
And in the darkened underpass
I thought Oh God, my chance has come at last
(But then a strange fear gripped me and I
Just couldn't ask)
Take me out tonight
Oh, take me anywhere, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one, da ...
Oh, I haven't got one
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine
Oh, There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out
There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out
sephex where are you right now I need you to sing with me ;___;
I FEEL ASLEEP!!
Vodka Martini.
Oh, and some matches please.
i drank a heckuva lot of wine today. lots of wine. too much wine. wine.
its ok tho.
As with Parker, I've been on the wine and cognac tonight. Perfect time to participate in a competition :roll2 .
I've also eaten lots of cheese with baguettes, because I'm totally French.
On Sunday night/Monday morning, my friends and I got pretty wasted. We usually drink and watch random videos online if it is a chill night. I knew that we were destined to get smashed when all or most of us wouldn't pay attention. We usually wait until a video is over, then discuss whatever subject the video brought up drunkenly.
Impossible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parker
I in fact second this. If you had too much, then you would have shared. But seeing how I got none, and you had it all. There must not have been enough. This leaves you as a selfish twat.Quote:
Originally Posted by TigmafuzzImpossible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parker
jj,why? :(