And thus
And thus
Our fun will never end
Some may call it spam
But that word is just a trend.
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And thus
And thus
Our fun will never end
Some may call it spam
But that word is just a trend.
Spiced Ham
Spiced Ham...
It's really quite absurd
There's all of this commotion
Over a mere buzz word!
There is
There is...
Over this pathetic excuse for meat
Because I think many consider
Our amusing posts a treat.
You're right
You're right
And though it doesn't show
When I'm phrasmotic or bored
To this thread I always go!
Me too
Me too
When my life is getting tricky
I post in this thread
And read messages from Nicky.
Indeed
Indeed...
Though we'll never rival Seuss,
I'd still like to think our writings
Will always have a use!
Like Seuss
Like Seuss...
We will never be
Though you are like the Lorax
Who speaks for the trees.
Maybe
Maybe...
Yes, that comparision rocks
Though I must say that normally
I'm the Studan Fox in Socks!
Either or
Either or...
Can be considered right
But what character is best
For the Spam Knight?
Which character
Which character
Could the Spam Knight be?
Not Ben nor Bim nor Sam-I-Am
Could rival the spammy he!
Yes, who could
Who could...
I be in a cinch?
The Cat in the Hat or Hop on Pop
Or even the naughty Grinch?
Never ever
Never ever...
Would you an evil Grinch make
Maybe a fluffy Curtain Yurtain
Or the Luke, a lord of a lake
Hold up Nicky
Hold up Nicky...
With her Seusstacular mind
Cause in knowing Seuss characters
Del's a little behind!
Not surprising
Not surprising
That's the case because you see
Nobody 'cept Seuss himself
Is as Seusstacular as me!
Yes
Yes...
More Seusstacular he may be
But if I could only meet one
It's be Nicky and not he.
Nicky knows
Nicky knows
That statement's full of cred
Especially as seeing
The great Dr Seuss is dead! :hat:
Exactly
Exactly...
What did Del say?
He'll gladly take Nicky
Over a carcass any day!
Nicky's glad
Nicky's glad...
She appeals slightly more
Than the remains of Mr Geisel
Six feet beneath the floor
Yes she appeals
She appeals
Slightly more it's true
But when does she appeal less
Is a harder question to do.
When would I
When would I...
An answer can be said
And that of course Mr Bond
Is when, I too am dead!
On that day
On that day...
We will all be deprived
But luckily for us
You are very much alive!
Deprived
Deprived...
I doubt that you would be
But I've gone through that
At ages six and three!
We'll I guess
I guess...
Your Seussness helped with that
Since you have nine lives
Like a Cat in a :hat:
At most
At most...
I've but seven left to go
I wonder what'll happen
And will I ever see the snow?
Snow
Snow...
You're not missing much
It's like wading through a pool
Only with more slush.
Although
Although...
There's one thing to be said
With snow I can make calviny
Creatures that mess with your head!
True
True...
That would be really fun
To bad the laws of physics
Prevent it from being done.
Don't you know
Don't you know...
I've studied physics too
I'll make up laws of my own
It can't be hard to do!
Uh oh
Uh oh...
This is a moment to save
Since if we ever saw the First Law of Nicky
Newton would roll in his grave.
Not a chance
Not a chance...
Mr Newton would not roll
Nicky's Law would make him Sproing
Or something else not droll!
I see
I see...
I guess there's no reason to frown
Since according to Nicky's first law:
What sproings up must sproing down!
Au Contraire
Au Contraire...
Your physics ain't that flash
For the law quite clearly states
What sproings up must go SMASH!
You're right
You're right
And so I will not resist
Cause I'm a much better mathematician
Than I am a 'scientist'. ;)
Maths
Maths...
I think you'd all agree
That I'm not cut out for that
Seeing 1+5 ain't three
Oh yah
Oh yah?
I should be one to talk
I can't even distinguish numbers
From an alarm clock!
That reminds me
That reminds me...
According to the score
I've got a box of crackers
So take it, I'll get more!
Ah
Ah...
So that's where they've gone
I thought my roommate stole them
But you had them all along!
Uh-oh
Uh-oh...
Do you mean to say
That it's because of me
Someone went homeless today?
Homeless
Homeless...
All because of Nicky
Playing a little joke
Thinking she was tricky.
Nicky tricks
Nicky tricks...
Everyone she meets
Never has this caused someone
To live out on the streets!
But now
But now
One of your tricks went wrong
So all we can do now
Is sing the Freakazoid song!
Not even
Not even...
Homeless folk can be annoyed
When the Spam Knight and his Queen
Chose to Sing about Freakazoid!
Freakazoid
Freakazoid...
That guy with crazy hair
Who became a super hero
While sitting in a chair.
While sitting
While sitting...
That's something we can do!
I think I'll just sit around
Become a superhero too!
Well that's all it takes
All it takes...
To be a super mod
But if it were really true
I'd be a super god!
A super god
A super god...
You needn't really be
Cos I happen to think
There's naught wrong with Tony!
Well
Well...
That's nice of you to say
But if you really got to know me
You wouldn't think that way.
Well then
Well then...
If you think you don't belong
Then I say you get over here
And you can prove me wrong!
Now you tell me
You tell me...
I would have liked to be there
And I would have went to NZ
Instaed of going to Korea.
In that case
In that case...
I'll tell you what to do
You can get slightly lost
And come to NZ too!
Hmm
Hmm...
I like how that sounds
And if that's being lost
Then I don't want to be found!
Nicky says
Nicky says...
Tony should get lost
Put it under 'business expenses'
And so disappears the cost!
Well Tony says
Tony says...
That's not how it works
If he tried to explain it that way
His bosses would act like jerks.
Stupid jerks
Stupid jerks...
Not liking this here scam
They might fold like at eoff
If you just protest with spam!
I'll bring some to work
To work...
And stuff it in their coats
And if that doesn't work
I'll stuff it down their throats!
And after that
After that...
I guess you'll have to flee
To some small remote island
Quite conveniently!
Well then
Well then...
Which island should I see?
Cuba or Jamaica
Or maybe Hawaii?
Tsk tsk
Tsk tsk...
Thoughts should be in your head
Of coming to that crazy
North Island of enzed!
Of course
Of course...
That is where I shall go
To an island full of spammers
Though not a lot of snow.
Snow
Snow...
In NZ it does fall
Only it is further south
Where I haven't been at all
Oh yah?
Oh yah?
You really don't say?
If it's such a small island
Why haven't you been that way?
Although
Although
Snow I would like to see
I very much am doubtful
If I can afford the fee
Don't worry
Don't worry...
You needn't not go there
Since I know where there's snow
About 30 minutes from here. ;)
Thirty minutes
Thirty minutes...
Isn't far to stray
Excepting for the fact that
I'm nowhere near LA!
Ah yes
Ah yes...
I must have plum forgot
Or maybe just wishful thinking
Though be reality it cannot.
Sinatra said
Sinatra said...
I should use my mentality
Get the hell outta here
And back to reality
Well
Well
He song fills the void
Though he can never be better than
The infamous Frankazoid.
Frankazoid...
Frankazoid...
My memory of him hurts
I wonder if as well as sing
He also designs shirts?
Could be
Could be...
One and the same facade
Who came up with the slogan
'Atheists for God'.
There is
There is...
Something I recalled in time
And that's 'Facade' and 'God'
Are two words that do not rhyme!
Nicky
Nicky...
We went over this before
'Facade' is pronounced fa-saad
Like 'Moore' is pronounced 'more'.
Well, to tell the truth...yes it´s very odd O_o! But somehow, funny one too :p !
edit/WIERDOOO!!!
I agree
I agree...
"Fascade" isn't pronounced odd,
However I should tell you
That it doesn't rhyme with "God"
Well
Well...
This be quite a load
But I think we best drop it
Before someone gets goad!
My goad
My goad...
Indeed it does not get
But maybe as you're wrong
You should be the one to fret!
I thought
I thought
We put our differences aside
But if it's more trickery you want
I'm more than happy to abide.
Oh no
Oh no...
You shouldn't really fritter
Just brace yourself
For a truckload of glitter!
Oh no
Oh no...
Glitter coming in cars
But you better look out for
Flying ninja stars!
In trucks
In trucks...
That is the glitter's source
And with the shiny stuff it brings
All sorts of sparkly remorse!
Remorse
Remorse...
So sparkly it seems
But it will stop Del
Only in Nicky's dreams!
Nicky's dreams
Nicky's dreams...
Instill her with fear
Tennis playing monkeys
Say the end is near!
Lucky
Lucky...
That Nicky can dream when she's sleepy
Because all Del can think is
Can't sleep, clown will eat me!
Can't sleep
Can't sleep...
You needn't wonder why
The answer quite simply is
Can't sleep...gonna die!
Gonna die
Gonna die...
How harsh those words are
It makes Del wonder
Has he gone too far?
Too far
Too far...
Indeed you've crossed the line
Now I think you'll have to
Drink this can of turpentine!
Turpentine
Turpentine...
I really wasn't thinking
Next time I should be more weary
When you give me a glass marked 'Drink me'.
Drinking
Drinking...
The beverage of Lewis Carroll
Am I right to assume there's
A straightjacket in your apparel?
You try to kill me
To kill me...
And now you call me insane
But you must be crazy too
To continue this little game.
This game
This game...
More than spam abuse
It also serves a purpose
For Nicky San it can amuse!
Not good enough
Not good enough...
And at the risk of sounding sappy
More than just amuse her
Del wants to make sure Nicky's happy.
Nicky's happy
Nicky's happy...
And I'm sure that you'll know why
It's because this poem
Has yet another reply!
I wouldn't
I wouldn't...
Have it any other way
For seeing replies to this poem
Also brightens up my day.
Happy happy
Happy happy...
Well, not really today
Wait! lookee lookee
You haven't really gone away!
Unfortunately
Unfortunately...
Soon I'll have to fly
And to you and this poem
I'll have to say goodbye.
That's okay
That's okay...
If you don't drop a line
Because I'll just sit here and wait
FOR MY BRAND NEW GOLD MINE!
And you'll be waiting
Waiting...
The whole time I'm gone
Cause the only mine you'll get
Is the one you're supposed to step on.
Step on it
Step on it...
That I of course will do
And if doing so would make you rich
I'm sure you'd do it too!
(GOD!!! me the creator of this! is surprised that this lasted this long! i was bored thats why i made this!! almost 300 relpies! by only 2 people! )
suprisingly
suprisingly..
this poem is alive
it seems to have an eye
with the very fact that it has not DIE!
(hey! i havent been here for 3 monthes!)
every think about what a 4-d creature would look like?
you cant if you do you will drive your self crazy.
you brain and your 3-d eyes would implode upon seeing a 4-d creature.
just as if 2-d creatures where liveing they would die by seeing a 3-d world.
Richness
Richness...
In two forms it takes part
And how ironic that a Queen
Accrues her wealth inside the heart.
Indeed
Indeed...
Much happiness you bring
Especially with the pretzel moneys
That make sustenance ka-ching!
I guess
I guess
We bring lot of fun
With you bringing the inspiring words
And me bringing the pretzel won.
Indeed Del
Indeed Del...
You've reason to boast
Not only do you top this page
You've made the 300th post!
300
300...
They never knew what was in store
But I won't quit
Till we reach 300 more.
Keep posting
Keep posting...
Till we've got another three
Although tis a dubious task
I'll do it thankfully.
Shoudn't
Shouldn't...
Be very hard to do
Keeping up this dialogue
Between me and you.
I hope you don't
Hope you don't...
Find this is a pain
As constantly I rattle out
A Germaniacal refrain
I don't
I don't...
And I hope that you don't too
For though your ramblings belong in books
Mine belong in a zoo
Of course I don't
Course I don't...
And thus I shall proceed
For though your thoughts go in the zoo
You forget that monkeys read!
Of which
Of which...
Monkeys do you speak?
Those who hunt Marky Mark
On an Earth that is bleak?
Thousand Monkeys
Thousand Monkeys...
At a thousand PC's type
They type to spam in posts like these
Can they outspam the hype?
This hype
This hype...
Cannot be outspammed
For in the purgatory of funness
We are the damned.
We are damned
We are damned...
To living out our days
Posting in this silly thread
It isn't just a phase!
We're spammed
We're spammed
And that's what makes us great
But I wonder, will we be posting
We we're nintey-eight?
Nintey eight
Nintey eight...
What the hell is that?
Again I mock your typing
I'm allowed cos I have :hat:
I'm back,
I'm back...
I can't stand just reading,
It looks too much exciting,
Why can't I also have fun?
Welcome back
Welcome back...
Just don't misspell ninety-eight
Cause you'll make Nicky say grr
Though Del would say grrrrreat!
Del would say
Del would say...
Many a great thing
Though not all are spelt quite right
It still produces Zing!
Zing!
Zing!...
Such a magical phrase
Just the thought of seeing that word
Brightens up my days.
Not today
Not today...
Instead you're doing math
I thought I'd heard the last of it
But now I fear its' wrath!
Tis ture
Tis true...
And it fills me with great sorrow
To have to tell you that
I'll be doing it again tomorrow.
So I waited
I waited...
And tomorrow came and went
That's why I post this post today
When you're not a math gent!
I see
I see...
And now everything is right
But you never know when
That math bug will bite.
The math bug
Math bug...
Makes me feel quite slack
Maybe then the thing to do
Would be to bite it back?
Hilarious,
Hilarious...
The things you post are,
I wish that I could do this too,
but my rhyming is sub-par.
Taerdin
Taerdin...
You did very well
But be very careful
Or you'll fall under this poem's spell.
The spell,
the spell...
Has been cast upon me,
I didn't see it coming,
but it hit me like Fire3...
The fire
The fire...
You'll find out that it burns
And so the poem will go on
As we sit and type our turns
Our turns,
our turns...
are getting out of whack
I hope you guys write some more
when all of you come back.
All of us?
All of us?
I say 'All of who'?
For the majority of this
Twas spammed by a mere two.
Tis true
Tis true
Us two are the guilty
But if we add some more
This poem will never get wilty.
Don't wanna wilt
Don't wanna wilt...
It's not that I don't care
It's just I've gotten greedy
And now I don't wanna share!
Come on
Come on...
We can't make the poem exclusive
We can have our fun
And still let others use it.
Let's all post
Let's all post...
I don't give a damn
Because I realised something...
More posts equals more spam!
Exactly
Exactly...
We can continue our spamfest
And simply use the others
To further our world conquest.
Indeed
Indeed...
Our plans have been unfurled
It's really quite comforting
To know you'll own the world!
One day
One day...
The world will be ours
And people will bow down
To our poetic powers.
Me too,
Me too...
Can I join in with the two,
I know that you were the ones to start,
But could I finish it with you?
(this was bad, but I can do better...)
Sure
Sure...
If you don't mind our musing
Cause most of this poem
To others can be confusing.
Indeed
Indeed...
This poem is confusing
Unless you're one to spam a lot
And then it is amusing!
Listen to her
Listen to her...
And heed what she says
And then with hard work
You too can be a Spam Pledge.
Del is right
Del is right...
You could be a Spam Pledge
Although you'll have to remember
It rhymes not with "says" but "hedge"
Don't listen to her
Don't listen to her...
She's from NZ
Where 'fascade' rhymes with card
And people draw towers instaed of trees.
Even though
Even though...
You might make me exdee
I'm still gonna remind you
I'm from enzed not enzee!
Fine
Fine...
If that's the way it's played
If your are in N-Zed
Then I'm in US-Ade.
US-Ade
US-Ade...
You know what I think?
I think that's not a country
But instead a fizzy drink!
Yes
Yes...
A drink that is quite grand
Makes you measure with your feet
And play football with your hands.
Measuring
Measuring...
You do in feet and yards
Your silly measuring system
The greatest of fascades!
That word
That word...
I thought it came and went
But I guess I'll allow it
Since I like your accent.
Stuff I like
Stuff I like...
Well that's pretty much everything
But most of all the stuff I like
Is stuff that starts with zing!
Yes zing
Yes zing...
Relieves much of my stress
And is necessary for
Excellent happiness.
Happiness
Happiness...
The kind that is excellent
Just like the kind that Garth and Wayne
In their great movie spent
True
True...
They have busted many a gut
And then made me want
To buy a Suck-Cut.
In Wayne's World
In Wayne's World...
It's always party time
An attitude quite similar
To the content of this rhyme!
The rhyming,
the rhyming...
would be a great thing to keep,
but while you do soo many rhymes
this fellow here is asleep.
While you sleep
While you sleep...
We like to party and play
You'll just have to stay awake
Cause we won't do it any other way.
Oh well,
Oh well...
I guess it's just as good,
because keeping up with your rhymes,
is getting harder than it should.
You know
You know...
The more I give this thought a care
The more I start to agree with Nicky
That this poem I don't want to share.
This poem
This poem...
Indeed it's Del's and mine
Just as long we don't forget
Auron started the first line!
Auron
Auron...
Of course I will remember
It's because of this poem
He's my third favorite member.
Favourites
Favourites...
I didn't know you played
If you only spelt it with a 'u'
Then you would have it made!
I don't
Don't...
Understand that little u
My 'favourite colour' does not exist
But my 'favorite color' is blue.
Colour
Colour...
The spelling's not to blame
For if you do it differently
I'm sure the hue's the same.
I agree
I agree...
And I can relate
Cause a rose by any other name
Would still smell as grrrrrrrreat!
A letter
A letter...
I can use then in a ploy
Cos it might not be the letter Q
But it can still annoy!
Unfortunately
Unfortunately...
This is very true
Cause when I want to exclaim
I end up with zingQ
ZingQ
ZingQ...
I can't really retort
Although it's always welcome
In a sproingidy report
Retorts
Retorts...
Are not what I desire
Excellent Happiness
Is what I'd rather conspire.
Excellent Happiness
Excellent Happiness...
Is on its way to me
And then I shall make use of it
Most Calliopenatorically
Yay
Yay...
You made use of my math talk
Speaking of which
My phone I must turn off.
Your phone
Your phone...
Throw it out the door
Cos if you have to go do math
I'll curse it forevermore?
Hopefully
Hopefully...
I will not have to resort
To facing one of my friends and
Quoth Del Murder: Eat my shorts.
Shorts?
Shorts?
Do you mean briefs or do you mean boxers?
That is quite a dilemma here
Because only one of them r0x0rs!
Shorts
Shorts...
I'll say that over here
We think shorts are neat
But they ain't underwear!
I can't
Can't...
Think of a good reply
So I'll just sit in this tree
And stare at the sky.
I think
I think...
That's a good thing to do
And so I'm pretty sure I think
That I will do so too.
We stare
We stare...
Into the big blue sky
Hey I think that cloud
Looks like an apple pie.
And that one
That one...
It really seems a pain
Because I think that that there cloud
Is the kind that's full of rain!
And the rain
The rain...
Comes pouring down
Let's get out of this tree
And head underground.
Underground
Underground...
That sounds like a plan
Even though of dirt and worms
I'm not that big a fan
Don't worry
Don't worry...
We'll go inside instead
And to pass the rainy time
We'll post in this thread.
This thread
This thread
You two have made it go on and on.
If it were measured by weight
It would weigh at least a ton.
Can't help it
Can't help it...
If I keep replying
I just really really like spam
Of that there's no denying!
Can't help it
Can't help it...
If I do it too
Cause it's much more fun to spam
When I'm doing it with you.
Keep Spamming
Keep Spamming...
I think that you will find
That I share silly sentiments
Of the exact same kind!
Silly
Silly...
That is what we art
Spreading lovely spam
An ocean apart.
Silliness
Silliness...
We knew when we begun
I'd like to stop this silly spam
But then I'd have no fun!
Stop
Stop...
Why ever would you try?
If we were to stop the silliness
We'd make all the EoFFers cry.
Not really
Not really...
We wouldn't cause a fuss
This poem thing would be missed
Only by...err...us?
Perhaps
Perhaps...
That's how it would fare
But as long as this poem stands
About it we should not care.
Too bad
Too bad...
I already care
But I'm sure it shows
In all this spam I share!
This spam
This spam...
You are so very giving
If spam were like gold
We would make a killing.
There you have it
There you have it...
And it should give you chills
When you read of this here fact
That SPICED HAM REALLY KILLS!
Then
Then...
Bad thoughts fill my head
Cause any minute now
I am going to be dead.
What a shame
What a shame...
You'll know what I mean,
How can you leave when
It's only page fourteen?
Of course
Of course...
I almost blundered
I won't die until
This reaches page four hundred.
Very good
Very good...
To see you didn't leaved
I'd really hate so see
You'd left spammers bereaved!
In that case
In that case...
I might stick around
Although a working computer
I have not yet found.
Sadly
Sadly...
I know how you feel
But you can be like me,
A computer you steal!
Perhaps
Perhaps...
Borrow I'd rather instead
Cause here stealing gets you thrown in jail
Apparently unlike NZ!
Well then
Well then...
Computers you should borrow
And then I think I'll get one too
So I'll see you tommorrow!