The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Loving the Nazeem stories.

I was using my sprint shout to run around town and a guard asked me to stop because I was making the townspeople nervous and scaring them. I had to decline his request and then knocked him off his feet with another shout just to drive home the point that Dragonborn don't give a tit.

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Originally Posted by Stiltzquin

Also, Muffle boots can suck a juicy bellend. Protip: toss the boots, use the spell. Spell = 100% muffle. Boots = 50%. That way you have a spare item for enchanting.

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I use enchanted boots with %40 sneak and %40 pickpocket. Seems to be more useful.

I got married to Ysolda today after a whirlwind romance. I'm glad she's into furries.

I wanna marry Ysolda. She's always flirting with me as I walk by.

I will find a way to make Nazeem marry me, then I will strip him naked and make him cook my meals and be slave labor for me for the rest of his life, never allowed to leave the house and definitely never allowed to go to the Cloud District.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Speaking of butterflies... I shot a dragonfly out of the air with my bow today :aimsun:

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I did that with a torchbug.

I was aiming for the mammoth behind it. :(

I finally made myself a full set of dragonplate armor. :monster:

Now on to getting those damned daedra hearts so I can make daedric weapons and armor. :mad2:

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Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution

I did that with a torchbug.

I was aiming for the mammoth behind it. :(

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That torchbug will have a heroic funeral, due to sacrificing himself for the bigger good.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Now on to getting those damned daedra hearts so I can make daedric weapons and armor. :mad2:

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Skyrim - Daedra Heart Farming (one every 20 seconds) - YouTube :monster:

As for Nazeem, Thalmor and other unpleasant folks, I mostly just use my pickpocket skill to somehow slip them out of their clothes unnoticed. They look most ridiculous when in helmet/hood, gloves, boots and a loincloth.

Haha, I actually finished my set of Daedric armor along with my sword and bow earlier. I can always just make the armor to sell now though. :monster:

If you know of a really quick way to raise alchemy/enchanting then I'll be very grateful. I do like that "hack" for cutting down on the waiting time.

Best way to raise alchemy in my experience is to make the most expensive (and thus giving most experience) potions you can with the ingredients you have. Salt Pile and Death Bell makes a Slow poison, and two of Blue Butterfly Wing, Blue Mountain Flower, Hanging Moss, Nightshade makes a Damage magicka regen poison. Both of those increase Alchemy pretty quickly and net a good profit (also improving Speech)

In my playthrough I'm picking pockets all the time, so I always have a ton of rings and necklaces to enchant with fortify sneak (for grand, greater and common souls) and waterbreathing (for lesser and petty souls). I've seen guides recommending smithing iron daggers and enchanting them. Just use whatever materials you can get without going out of your way too much imo.

If you're into alchemy this is invaluable: Potion App - Skyrim Potion Generator

My 'swordhand' main character now has lost the trail of a dragon... I have to regroup.

Zug the barbarian orc just got out of prison for his murderous and semi-cannibalistic ways.

Thanks, Pike and Pontus. :monster:

I've made it my goal to make a bow and sword with ridiculous damage. Unfortunately, 100 smithing isn't enough. :(

Add enchantments to apparel to increase your weapon skill.

What I was going to do was up my alchemy and enchanting so that I can make a bunch of smithing gear and then drink a potion of fortify smithing to get base damage up really high. I want to save the enchantments on my apparel to add health and resist magic.