The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[Quindiana Jones]

Speaking of Nazguleem, I may have also enacted brutal vengeance upon him. Mine was slightly less dramatic, however.

I found him mid-afternoon, strolling around like the smug he was. I followed him, waiting for those magic words. They may have sounded like idle banter, but to me they were permission. "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I sayi-". I save. I return to the game. "-ng, of course you don't". My bow is already drawn, arrowtip almost touching his nose. I let loose and away he flies, don't several stairs, landing broken in front of a town guard. He looks up at me, pauses, then draws his weapon.

I reload the save. I do it all again. When I tire of the bow, I switch to the dagger, then the sword, war axe, ebony warhammer. I must have killed him dozens of times. I still have that save, and I have no intention of saving over it.

I look forward to hearing how everybody else killed his lordship, Sir Twat of erbury Nazeem.

Also, Muffle boots can suck a juicy bellend. Protip: toss the boots, use the spell. Spell = 100% muffle. Boots = 50%. That way you have a spare item for enchanting.

I finally completed my full Dragonscale armour a few days ago. Overall, I now have free Destruction spells and +160% bow damage as well as extra carry weight and health. It's amazing. I feel like a total beast mage now.