Approach them.
We have guns.
Even Bert.
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Approach them.
We have guns.
Even Bert.
Okay, we've approached them.
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I don't trust this guy at all. He looks like the type of a guy in one of those horror movies who you find out is actually an undead at the end.
An "artist" with a "surveying expedition"?
Sure thing "Philip Mattox", you're not a creepy smurfer who eats virgins or anything. My policy regarded undead abominations is well know: Shoot him in the head.
Failing that, spam "Pardon" until he does something amusing.
PARDON?
I got a bad feeling about this...
This guy is getting creepier and creepier. Now he's warning us about "antagonizing the locals".
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So basically we're in The Missouri Bow Saw Massacre?
He's telling us NOT to shoot things?
Kill him.
The game won't let me kill him ( :( ) so we're just going to walk away slowly. Whilst keeping an eye on him and his gang the entire time.
Our next river isn't frozen!
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Ford it.
Wait, is Bert over three feet tall?
Ford it.
Also $6.60 to take the smurfing ferry? That's robbery!
Ford that bitch. And rob the ferry.
Congratulations, team! We have successfully forded the river.
So far we're approximately 1000000 times more awesome than Psychotic's team