This spam
This spam...
You are so very giving
If spam were like gold
We would make a killing.
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This spam
This spam...
You are so very giving
If spam were like gold
We would make a killing.
There you have it
There you have it...
And it should give you chills
When you read of this here fact
That SPICED HAM REALLY KILLS!
Then
Then...
Bad thoughts fill my head
Cause any minute now
I am going to be dead.
What a shame
What a shame...
You'll know what I mean,
How can you leave when
It's only page fourteen?
Of course
Of course...
I almost blundered
I won't die until
This reaches page four hundred.
Very good
Very good...
To see you didn't leaved
I'd really hate so see
You'd left spammers bereaved!
In that case
In that case...
I might stick around
Although a working computer
I have not yet found.
Sadly
Sadly...
I know how you feel
But you can be like me,
A computer you steal!
Perhaps
Perhaps...
Borrow I'd rather instead
Cause here stealing gets you thrown in jail
Apparently unlike NZ!
Well then
Well then...
Computers you should borrow
And then I think I'll get one too
So I'll see you tommorrow!
Well
Well...
One I might be able to find
But the only problem is
It might not be at the right time.
You'll find
You'll find...
To your surprised delight
That when you are a communist
That any time is right!
You see
You see...
Not a communist I are
I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist
But I am NOT a porn star.
Huh?
Huh?
A communist you are not
But then you said that you might be
Which would make you a what?
Yes
Yes...
I am a what
Something that can't be explained
Without 'if' 'and' or 'but'.