Pft, the majority of the zombies wouldn't be like those. I would simply level-grind on the weaker zombies and infected humans until my level was high enough to take them on.
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ZOMBIES DON'T EXIST!
Oh by the way...
This book is much better:
http://home.no.net/steak/images/robotuprising.jpg
So good, I actually bought it.
We need a Robot Zombie Samurai book.
I'll be on Bunny's team when the zombies come.
Nah, I'M always the meatshield.
All this reminds me of www.urbandead.com
I'd go looking for Wii's so that after the outbreak is over I can become a king selling them off. If everyone is dead I can at least play Metroid and SSBB at the same time.
First things first wear tight form fitting clothes, avoid loose buckles and straps the more skin tight the better this stops the Zombies from pulling you back by them. Make sure lads and ladies you bulk up the protection on these clothings, fingernails will be stopped dead by leather so aim for that, on shoulders, necks and everything else you need to put some form of added protection either bulk up the padding here or get some hard metal/plastic protection, BMX body armour is possibly a good suggestion here. then get a bladed weapon, if you don't have a sword tie a big kitchen knife or two to the end of a broom handle and somehow secrete about 30 others on your person these give you minimal weaponry.
Resistance is futile. You will be zombified.
not if your first....
(stabs neck with tvirus needle)