Yes, but with curses added for good flavor. I'm not a very imaginative person.
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Well, I guess I'll take comfort in the idea that however many conclusions I jump to, I'm at least a nice person! Gosh!
Oxymoron!
Literary? Literature?
Being nice is highly overrated. It's much more fun to be a jerk.
Since we're going to tack on all sorts of fancy technical terms and elements of rhetoric, I claim ethos, pathos, and logos. While on the topic of fallacies, I select the association fallacy guilt by honor. Also, although not exactly a literary device, I select profanity.
I think I've covered my bases well enough now.
Well then can I claim d’Artagnan?
I would be a palindrome.
Or alliteration.
Or rhyme.
Take your pick.
I would be the Everyman who understands that wit is better left to the Fool.
I'd be a Blackadder-style extended metaphor.
Probably accompanied by some blatant innuendo that's delivered so innocuously that it sounds completely unintentional. I do that in real life sometimes.
on purpose, D?
is that kinda like the other night when I hit my cheek on a door and my mom said she hoped I wouldn't get a boner from it? rather, a black eye?