Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
Well, I guess I'll take comfort in the idea that however many conclusions I jump to, I'm at least a nice person! Gosh!
Being nice is highly overrated. It's much more fun to be a jerk.

Since we're going to tack on all sorts of fancy technical terms and elements of rhetoric, I claim ethos, pathos, and logos. While on the topic of fallacies, I select the association fallacy guilt by honor. Also, although not exactly a literary device, I select profanity.

I think I've covered my bases well enough now.