My husband does not seem to mind that I enjoy being naked.
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My husband does not seem to mind that I enjoy being naked.
all the time. it's ok i guess...doesn't excite me or anything
Being naked is fun but what usually comes after is even more fun.
Lazlow: “Alright Liberty City, you are listening to Chatterbox, the show that is the number one reason…for the success of the internet. Alright, let’s take a call…who’s on the line?”
Caller: “Clothes!”
Lazlow: “Wh…what about them?!”
Caller: “Clothes!”
Lazlow: “What are you talking about??”
Caller: “Lazlow…clothes!! Clothes, Lazlow! I hate ‘em, I just hate ‘em!”
Lazlow: “Eh…we’re a…we’re all about opinions on Chatterbox, which is er…Liberty City’s premiere phone-in station. But…why don’t you like clothes…?”
Caller: “I just hate them, they’re so constricting! I mean does a lion wear clothes? And the lion is the king of the jungle! So why can’t I, a humble citizen, go naked!?!”
Lazlow: “Well I mean I guess a lion has two distinct advantages over you. One, I mean you say a king, and therefore it can ex, I mean you say a king, and therefore it can exercise it’s royal prerogative to not wear clothes, and two, it’s a cat, and therefore doesn’t have to, and three, I mean…now that I think about it…if you want to try to dress a lion you can, but…I…I guess what we’re learning is that life can be a little unfair at times!”
Caller: “I’m naked, Lazlow!! I’m naked!!”
Lazlow: “I…you know…I really didn’t need to know that!”
Caller: “Why Lazlow, why? Does it offend you?? I was born naked, I’m gonna die naked! I’m going to live naked! So there! There’s nothing wrong with being naked!! It’s so invigorating feeling the hot leather of a chair…or the cool wind from the north on your naked body.”
Lazlow: “I..I…I’m gonna have to cut you off…”
Caller: “Don’t you believe in free speech…and free expression? No, of course you don’t…all you believe in is free drinks!! I’m naked and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it! I’m naked and I feel sooo good!”
Lazlow: “Wh…what about winter!?!”
Caller: “What d’you mean?!”
Lazlow: “You know…I mea…what about winter?! When the wind blows, and it’s really cold…I mean…do you prance about like a ninny waiting for your privates to go blue??”
Caller: “I was born naked and I’m gonna die naked!!”
Lazlow: “Eh-heh…and all shriveled up by the sound of things!”
Caller: “Winter was invented by clothing companies! Clothes are unnecessary. They’re ugly! Have you ever cooked in the nude??”
Lazlow: “Nah…look is this leading anywhere, cos I mean, we’ve got a lot of other people waiting to talk about real things here…!”
Caller: “Nudity is real! Open your eyes! Take off your pants, come on!! Come on Lazlow, you can be a figure-head for Liberty City naturists! We have more members now for the first time since 1977. Nudity is back! A lot of people are into nudity and really understand the spiritual side.”
Lazlow: “What?!? Hanging out with loads of naked chicks? I mean I see the fun in it, but…I just think that clothes have distinct advantages. Like…like not accidentally cooking yourself, or…or when you’re working on a building…!”
Caller: “We’re not swingers! It’s not about sex. It’s about being one with the world.”
Lazlow: “Alright dude, groovy, hug a rainbow…”
I enjoy being nude for the most part, but i refuse to cook whilst naked. It's just.. uncomfortable.
And eating toast is rather frustrating when wearing only your skin: all the crumbs are caught by my chest and stomach - and sometimes my pubic - hair. Crumbs in pubic hair = NO GOOD.
No bueno. Not that I can say I've been there myself. I'd have to say it's the slight equivalent to crabs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
During sex, after sex, shower. That's about it.
I like to wear at least panties xP Although I can hardly walk around without a decent amount of clothing now, there's always people around. I have 3 roomies~ 2 summers ago I was a bit of a nudist. xD
Going naked is pure awesomness. Haven't done it in so long. I guess I'll put it on the agenda for tomorrow :D
I'm often naked around the house.
I love going around nude in the morning, it's so relaxing, but I can't spend a whole day walking around like that. Wouldn't feel right to make dinner while walking around naked, he he.
Being self concious + naked = nightmare. :(
the only problem is that hot stuff from the foodmaking might get on your skin and private parts.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Real Dark Messenger
bacon!!! oh god. but i dont do it so much now cuz im ussually assleap when this house is empty
I don't mind it so much, except when things start getting thrown at me.