I have these fists

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Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

I'm way too much of a pussy to fight. I would curl into a ball and cry until they left me alone.

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I believe it :cD

I've only been in a handful of fights. The last one was just over four years ago. One guy on my soccer team was being an immense ass to everyone, so I tossed a soccer ball at his face. Scuffling ensued. He found it extremely hard to hit me as I held him at a safe distance with my extremely lanky arms and then knocked him flat on his butt.

I was a very angry individual at the time and tended to react in unnecessary and often extreme ways.

I've never been in a fist fight, Id like to. Im sick of girl fights when they just pull each others hair and fling their bags at each other, If Im having a fight with a girl, I want to punch her right in the face!

I've seen some crazy girl fights, girls gettin pushed down stairs and head smaches of the ground. it was lolish

Last weekend. It was my first fight in 3 years. It wasn't a real spontaneous fight though. My friends and I came up with a mortal kombat typee championship. No hits below the waist were allowed (for obvious reasons.) We just fist fought. I beat the piss out of one kid that my friend was forced to invite. It went like this:

"1, 2, 3...Go!"

We circled each other. He pushed, I blocked and pushed. Next, he tried to get me in a headlock. I just stood there stiffly and looked at him as he tried to force my head into his arms. I then grabbed his arm, placed it behind his back, and pushed him down. End of Fight.

He said afterward "I didn't know we could punch. Pfft. If I had known, I would have won." I retaliated with "You're an idiot. We all agreed that it was a fist fight, implying that we use our FISTS. You could have punched all you wanted to, dumbass."

I've never been in a fight.

Maybe not since middle school.

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Originally Posted by Hambone

Last weekend. It was my first fight in 3 years. It wasn't a real spontaneous fight though. My friends and I came up with a mortal kombat typee championship. No hits below the waist were allowed (for obvious reasons.) We just fist fought. I beat the piss out of one kid that my friend was forced to invite. It went like this:

"1, 2, 3...Go!"

We circled each other. He pushed, I blocked and pushed. Next, he tried to get me in a headlock. I just stood there stiffly and looked at him as he tried to force my head into his arms. I then grabbed his arm, placed it behind his back, and pushed him down. End of Fight.

He said afterward "I didn't know we could punch. Pfft. If I had known, I would have won." I retaliated with "You're an idiot. We all agreed that it was a fist fight, implying that we use our FISTS. You could have punched all you wanted too, dumbass."

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You are awesome.

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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

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Originally Posted by Hambone

Last weekend. It was my first fight in 3 years. It wasn't a real spontaneous fight though. My friends and I came up with a mortal kombat typee championship. No hits below the waist were allowed (for obvious reasons.) We just fist fought. I beat the piss out of one kid that my friend was forced to invite. It went like this:

"1, 2, 3...Go!"

We circled each other. He pushed, I blocked and pushed. Next, he tried to get me in a headlock. I just stood there stiffly and looked at him as he tried to force my head into his arms. I then grabbed his arm, placed it behind his back, and pushed him down. End of Fight.

He said afterward "I didn't know we could punch. Pfft. If I had known, I would have won." I retaliated with "You're an idiot. We all agreed that it was a fist fight, implying that we use our FISTS. You could have punched all you wanted to, dumbass."

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You are awesome.

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I surprised myself. It WAS awesome! :D

I think anyone who loses a fight (or is wrong in any way) should just admit it. Just say "Good job. But I'll get you next time!" and live with it. If I was dictator of the world, I'd make anyone saying something like "Oh I didn't know blah blah. If I did, I'd've won" get their ass handed to them again. It's pathetic. You should've punched him in the face till he cried.

Not that I'm hateful or anything. :D

By an Eleven year old Eleven years ago. I don't remember it but apparently my sister beat the carp out of her.

Like... a month ago? D:

Never actually...People usually avoid all temptation to engage in fisticuffs with me...for some reason...I'm not intimidating at all.
I wanna fight though.

It's exhilarating!