Fat. Weird teeth. My eyesight has weakened a bit since college due to all the close reading I do (and the computer). That's it! Everything else works beautifully.
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Fat. Weird teeth. My eyesight has weakened a bit since college due to all the close reading I do (and the computer). That's it! Everything else works beautifully.
Let me see...I'm slightly too tall for it to be cool. Crooked teeth and bad skin.
Well, bad eyesight (but I have stylish glasses, so I don't mind ^^), back and chest almost covered in pimples (but almost none on my face, thankfully, only on my forehead, where they are hidden by bangs), and I've gained some weight lately (but I'm far from overweight, my weight is still normal)...
But overall, I'm beautiful and satisfied by myself :)
:save: Selena
I have the worst nose in the history of the human race. Trust me, it's like having a tap that's permanantely on, attached to your face.
I bruise like a peach, my front teeth are too big, I have a dodgy back (I'm exactly like my Mum and she has Coxodynia, my future!) and my hair is frizzy/wavy.
Weak ankles. Though I've not had any problem with them in recent years. Cool.
I have exceptionally wrinkly and bony hands. Though I think they're pretty cool, and the bones aren't weak meaning my punches hurt a fair bit. :D
The toe next to my big toe is longer, and used to curl a lot. It's sorting itself out now though.
I don't lose weight very easily, but I do gain muscle fairly quickly. Not superfast or anything, but enough so that a week of exercise is easily noticeable. But it results in my being strong but not as ripped as my strength deserves. ;)
I like my imperfections though. It gives me something to aim for when I'm working out etc. And the hands are just awesome.
Oh lord....
1. Partially deaf in both ears
2. Bad knees
3. Exceptionally skinny (personally I don't think I'm that skinny but people tell me otherwise all the time)
4. Slightly monotone voice (according to everyone I know who's heard me speak)
5. Very weak right arm from having it be severely broken and almost amputated
6. Humongous overbite
7. Bad posture
8. Double-jointed in both hands
9. Really annoying laugh
And I'll leave it at that since typing this list and realizing there's a lot of other things wrong with me other than what's already listed kinda embarrasses me. :eep:
my eyes are SO BAD!! I can't see things that are only like two or maybe even one and a half feet in front of me without my glasses!
my hair is bad too. it's all dry-looking. and it's curly. but in a bad way.
and um ... oh yeah! my colon was apparently like an extra two feet long. but i had that surgically removed, does that count now?
My pecs are so manly they can cause involuntary orgasms to das ladies, prompting possible safety hazard if they happen to be driving/operating heavy machinery.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
My ability to concentrate is reduced. However, my vision and hearing is excellent.
Let me give this a shot! I think I strayed from the body a bit. :shifty:
My voice is like a car accident and chalkboard screeching mated; I have really boring hair that I'm too lazy to do anything with, and it whooshes out when it's too long and makes me look like Rupert from Harry Potter 4; I have freakishly small hands, and my thumbs bend back in this double-jointed whatever fashion and I can't open or crack things in half for some odd reason; my skin is paler than Michael Jackson's and my ass could lead Santa's sleigh through fog; my face is all ratty, but with a hint of ostrich and a spice of beaten wife, and my nose is really big and makes me look Jewish; ye old teeth needed braces, so hello retainer every night, and what with the coffee addiction it didn't make them any prettier; my feet are also really small, only 7's or so, which is literally half of Roogle's gargantuan walkers; I'm incredibly short, only reaching 5'5; I weigh 117 pounds, which, last I checked, was the opposite of attractive and in the league of fugly pixie stick; I wear black-rimmed glasses in some sad attempt to be cooler than I am; I can't shop for my own clothes because I have no fashion sense and I make other people do it for me; I'm really nervous around others and say stupid things and knock a lot of stuff over and blush a lot; I can't talk on the phone because I'm afraid of people and I make my mother do it all for me; I want my brother's friends and girlfriend to like me so much that I become unlikable in their presence; when I do get comfortable around someone I tilt from shy to obnoxious and annoy the piss out of them; I'm lazy as hell; my game addiction is out of control, and without help I will be playing the same "save the world" story of RPG's until the day I die; I have no particular talent in anything and instead seem to be incompetent in everything; I consider Buffy to be the greatest show in the universe; I hate children; I hate that I'm all uber-cynical all the time and hate stuff; I look at wikipedia pages; people assume I'm smart for some reason, only to find that I'm a dumbass and couldn't pass a math course if I was being pistol whipped by a tutor; I don't like holidays; my family doesn't like me and I don't like them; I don't let people date me because they can do better and shouldn't waste their time; I say things like "soggy lettuce".
Alright, that should kind of do okay. Mail your pity to 666 Super Whiny Baby Dr. Wearingeyeliner, IN 13371
Lewnar, I think you're awesome so can it. :choc2:
PS - Can it. :choc2:
I had a crazy gap in my top front teeth when I was younger. like CRAZY. other than the fact that I can't gain weight I'm happy with my body. my mind however is another matter :p
I gain weight WAAAAY too easily so I'm extremely self-consience about my looks and my weight, I have bad hearing, weak knees which haven't been bothering me for a while and now that I said this something bad is going to happen, I'm too lazy for my own good, my teeth...well lets not even go there I just really hate my teeth and my smile, my hair is stupid and has two styles short and straight or long and curly, I chew my nails and the sides of my fingers on the skin so my fingers look horrible, I think I'm a good singer but I actually have a really bad voice so when I try to sing people laugh at me but for strange reason I won't stop trying to sing, did I already say I get fat easily? Well I'm going to say it again, and a lot of the things Lunar said also apply to me...
All the same as me.Quote:
Originally Posted by LunarWeaver
A size 7 is.. small? :( I am only size 4/5!Quote:
Originally Posted by LunarWeaver