Mortal Wounds

My dog stepped on my foot. =/

various cuts on my hands from collecting fire wood.
Various scars from burns & sharp things getting stuck through me.

I couldn't find paper so I used my arm to write on, but I couldn't find a pen either so I used a knife to carve with. Then I carved "pick up milk" which I remembered to do, but now I can't get it off. :/ Oh well, at least I'll always remember milk.

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Originally Posted by Levian

I couldn't find paper so I used my arm to write on, but I couldn't find a pen either so I used a knife to carve with. Then I carved "pick up milk" which I remembered to do, but now I can't get it off. :/ Oh well, at least I'll always remember milk.

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Can you prove this with picture evidence? :p

This.

Besides that, the only other recent thing I can think of is this really painful hangnail I had while I was on the bus. Even after I cut it, my skin was all raw so the slightest touch made it hurt.

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Originally Posted by Momiji

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Originally Posted by Levian

I couldn't find paper so I used my arm to write on, but I couldn't find a pen either so I used a knife to carve with. Then I carved "pick up milk" which I remembered to do, but now I can't get it off. :/ Oh well, at least I'll always remember milk.

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Can you prove this with picture evidence? :p

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sure thing.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../Picture26.jpg

Fortunate that you wrote it in English.

I have a small but noticeable scar on my forehead that I got when I was 4 from when I was jumping on a bed, slipped and caught a table on the way down.

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Fortunate that you wrote it in English.

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Eh, it's the same as Norwegian, just less letters. "Pick up milk" instead of "pikk up milkku" or something like that. :bigsmile:

When I was a kid I went Columbine-rage and killed a window with my bare hands. Now there is a scar!

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Originally Posted by Rye

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Fortunate that you wrote it in English.

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Eh, it's the same as Norwegian, just less letters. "Pick up milk" instead of "pikk up milkku" or something like that. :bigsmile:

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I thought only silly French uses more letters than English. :P Phhh, silly Norwegian.

You'd probably make a better finn than a norwegian, Rye. >;o

direct translation would be plukk opp melk.

So, Norwegians are basically just drunk Englishmen?

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Originally Posted by Levian

You'd probably make a better finn than a norwegian, Rye. >;o

direct translation would be plukk opp melk.

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In Finnish it'd rather be "pikkuru oppali melikukkulainen".

Geez, a lot of people here are unlucky and get hurt.

Oh yeah this morning I got out of bed and hit my big toe on my dresser, which caught on the exact spot that I cut with a knife out of boredom once, so now I have a cut toe...:(