Exactly. That’s the first thing your use a dictionary for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
It’s a good thing they didn’t look in the thesaurus.
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Exactly. That’s the first thing your use a dictionary for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
It’s a good thing they didn’t look in the thesaurus.
While the absurdity of banning a dictionary makes for good comic one liners . . . one wonders why the district didn't have an elementary level dictionary at the elementary schools to begin with. That particular dictionary was a collegiate-level.
I'm addicted to it :( I have to have eight doses a day just so I can function. DAMN DIHYDROQuote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaurIt's a weak acid, thousands of people die from it every year and is an industrial solvent too!Quote:
Originally Posted by VermachtnisWhy is that not banned yet!? We don't need that stuff seeping into our water and poisoning our water supply!Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
They found dihyrodgen monoxide in our bathrooms last term and it had to be closed off for investigation. :mad2:
(SPOILER)I remember in 10th grade when my Biology teacher made that joke, I looked like such a freak since I was the only person who actually got it, so I was laughing a lot and everyone else was like "That's not funny, Jessica, Dihydrogen Monoxide is srs bidnizz. :|"
You may have gotten it in 10th grade, but I distinctly remember you not getting it when I told it to you a few years ago. :p
I think Penn & Teller tried to get signatures to ban Dihydrogen monoxide. Or was that to ban women's suffrage (another hilarious one)? Good times.
I really know I should get that joke, I know there's something off about the words "hydrogen" and "oxide", but I'm just drawing a blank. :(
Edit: Oh, I get it. It's water.
I'm packed and I'm holdin', I'm smilin', she's livin', she's golden, she lives me for me. She says she for me. Ovation. Her own motivation. She comes 'round and she "goes down on me".Quote:
Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits
When the world needs a pick-me-up, we can turn to the paranoid folk for a good laugh.
I don't remember if it was Penn & Teller, but I do recall watching a video online about a petition to end women's suffrage. It was hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I also remember seeing this, and I recall only one girl saying "WHAT? NO!".Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI don't remember if it was Penn & Teller, but I do recall watching a video online about a petition to end women's suffrage. It was hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I always found this pretty funny too.
I found a youtube clip of the women's suffrage "petition," and it wasn't Penn & Teller (they must have done a dihydrogen monoxide one). Still amusing.
The one girl who says "no!" is at 2:32.
Damn Kangaroos :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rad BromanceI also remember seeing this, and I recall only one girl saying "WHAT? NO!".Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI don't remember if it was Penn & Teller, but I do recall watching a video online about a petition to end women's suffrage. It was hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I always found this pretty funny too.
Yeah, about that.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
Wait, oral sex is in the dictionary? ...if the dictionary recognizes it, it must be okay, right? *runs off to have oral sex, get teen pregnant, get addicted to marijuana, and die tragically at the age of eighteen in a suicide bomb plane*
Seriously, what do they think that kids are going to get from this? If they're looking up the word, they obviously already know what it means and are just doing it for the "tehe" factor of looking up naughty words in school.
I hate people.Quote: