EDIT: Now my post looks stupid. Thanks, sharky. :nonono:
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EDIT: Now my post looks stupid. Thanks, sharky. :nonono:
You're already Mexican, which is close enough to Puerto Rican that you can own a rotary. (There's rules, I'm white but I'm allowed to own one thanks to affirmative action) Maybe with the right clothing, etc. you could also pass for Asn!!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegeewant me to make you asian?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
inb4 cutting of part of my penis
Then you could put a rotary swap into some Honda while simultaneously qualifying for multiple minority scholarships. The plan is perfect!
The question is, can one cut what is not there? Ponder that, folks.
I had to settle for being short. My familial genes are horrible to me. At least I have pretty eyes.
I wanted a PS2 but settled for a GameCube back in the day when a GameCube was like $120 while a PS2 was still well over $200.
I probably did the least video game playing in my life during that period.
My 20's?
I was planning to be employed and I settled for being unemployed.
That's not settling for less. I hear unemployment is a pretty sweet gig these days. Especially when you're married.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Yeah... Teaching was pretty difficult. My life now is very not.
I planned to go out and get laid last night, but then I decided to just stay in and have a wank.
You know what you like better anyway.
Paint your hand and cock so you can simulate lesbian sex imo.
That seems very involved for a simple wank.
Oh man I hope raping julian in august lives up to my expectations. I don't want to have to come back here to talk about it.
I'm not touching one sip of alcohol while you're here. :nonono: