EDIT: Now my post looks stupid. Thanks, sharky.
EDIT: Now my post looks stupid. Thanks, sharky.
You're already Mexican, which is close enough to Puerto Rican that you can own a rotary. (There's rules, I'm white but I'm allowed to own one thanks to affirmative action) Maybe with the right clothing, etc. you could also pass for Asn!!Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Yes.want me to make you asian?I had to settle for being Mexican.
inb4 cutting of part of my penis
Then you could put a rotary swap into some Honda while simultaneously qualifying for multiple minority scholarships. The plan is perfect!
The question is, can one cut what is not there? Ponder that, folks.
I had to settle for being short. My familial genes are horrible to me. At least I have pretty eyes.
<PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well
I wanted a PS2 but settled for a GameCube back in the day when a GameCube was like $120 while a PS2 was still well over $200.
I probably did the least video game playing in my life during that period.
I like Kung-Fu.
My 20's?
Signature by rubah. I think.
I was planning to be employed and I settled for being unemployed.
That's not settling for less. I hear unemployment is a pretty sweet gig these days. Especially when you're married.
I like Kung-Fu.
Yeah... Teaching was pretty difficult. My life now is very not.
I planned to go out and get laid last night, but then I decided to just stay in and have a wank.
You know what you like better anyway.
Paint your hand and cock so you can simulate lesbian sex imo.
That seems very involved for a simple wank.
Oh man I hope raping julian in august lives up to my expectations. I don't want to have to come back here to talk about it.
I'm not touching one sip of alcohol while you're here.
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