I am a smurfing awful human being.

I can't think of a recent example :aimangel:

I use public toilets and I piss on the seatI walk around in the summertime sayin "how about this heat"

I am so awful to the extent that I refuse to share anything. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Christmas

I am so awful to the extent that I refuse to share anything. :bigsmile:

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Me too. Other than that I'm awesome. :jess:

My friend and I like to trawl websites for things to laugh at. Such as DevArt. Laughing at people's attempts at drawing makes me feel bad, but then I look at the picture again and continue to laugh. We have spent hours refreshing that front page of DevArt, playing the "Who can find the worst drawing?" game.

I embrace the bad person in me. :3

I make fun of every single band and everyone's taste in music.

I love to point out how everyone else is wrong and never explain why I'm right. So, basically, I could run for this years presidency with ease.

At the age of 6, I lit a fire that consumed two two-story apartments and caused my brother's asphyxiation.

From 12 to 22, I had been obsessed with my cousin and then I told her and asked her to kiss me.

When I was seventeen, I was visiting my cousins and playing with them outside and their own eight-year-old cousin sat in my lap at one point and I started to have "feelings" and held onto her for a second but then I pushed her aside and walked away. When my parents and I got home that night, I told them what happened and that I felt like a monster.

From the age of thirteen to now, I mostly contemplate violence as a solution to all problems. People often find themselves rooting for a hero who realizes that sometimes the bad guy needs to die. I realize that such people aren't actually heroes, they're just people who are doing what is necessary. When I consider how I was raised as a Catholic and then a Christian, I've become very cynical and more or less unforgiving of people for the troutty things they do.

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Originally Posted by Mercen-X

At the age of 6, I lit a fire that consumed two two-story apartments and caused my brother's asphyxiation.

From 12 to 22, I had been obsessed with my cousin and then I told her and asked her to kiss me.

When I was seventeen, I was visiting my cousins and playing with them outside and their own eight-year-old cousin sat in my lap at one point and I started to have "feelings" and held onto her for a second but then I pushed her aside and walked away. When my parents and I got home that night, I told them what happened and that I felt like a monster.

From the age of thirteen to now, I mostly contemplate violence as a solution to all problems. People often find themselves rooting for a hero who realizes that sometimes the bad guy needs to die. I realize that such people aren't actually heroes, they're just people who are doing what is necessary. When I consider how I was raised as a Catholic and then a Christian, I've become very cynical and more or less unforgiving of people for the troutty things they do.

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dude

What the f, hold me. :(

What the hell

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Originally Posted by Clo

What the f, hold me. :(

What the hell

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*holds Clo*

....Oh my

uhmm, someone want to try and top that?

I feel pretty bad if I don't recycle. Wasting food tears me up inside especially because I know in about 40 minutes I'll be hungry again. Littering kills me but I've had to do it on occasion.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Wasting food tears me up inside especially because I know in about 40 minutes I'll be hungry again.

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OH I HATE THAT

I always attempt to clear my entire plate, even if I'm full.

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Shorty, did you really hit someone's car?

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No, I am a good driver. :colbert: