I'm a suppository of useless information

Er... did you intend to say suppository, good sir? Or did you mean repository? It is, of course, certainly possible that you are a small capsule that, once inserted into someone's anus (or vagina), dissolves and releases a cornucopia of useless information. I'm just clarifying. :}

I said what I meant and meant what I said

An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent!

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

I said what I meant and meant what I said

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Oh my! My interest has been piqued. :3

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Originally Posted by moldybread

Oh my! My interest has been piqued. :3

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This quote is much funnier if you read it in the voice of Mary Poppins, as I did.

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Originally Posted by Pike

It's like I'm really that person telling kids that Santa Claus doesn't exist :(

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ARE YOU GONNA STAND THERE AND TELL ME ELMO ISN'T REAL?!?! AND CURIOUS GEORGE?!?! HUH?!?!?!

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Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will

If the wonderful authors of Cracked are to be believed, time travel has already happened, at CERN the scientists there found that several neutrinos arrived a few nanoseconds ahead of schedule (this was after they completely lost track of them beforehand). Said scientists are pondering if they could somehow use these neutrinos to send messages to the past or future.

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That was already proven to be faulty data :p

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Well trout... I'm thoroughly disappointed.

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Originally Posted by Lord Julian, Most Handsome of all Men

So am I meant to put you in my ass? :confused:

I still pick with my fingers when the need arises, so screw your argument. Also I use my right hand for tapping.

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Okay, so like, I didnt read the OP..... And out of context.... This sounds really smurfed up

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Man, maybe that's the secret to me learning guitar then. Need to play it "backwards."

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They don't really make that many "left-handed guitars" since the globe is apparently dominated by rightey, so I've pretty much always played backwards. Maybe that's why I suck.

As for useless information, I visit wikipedia, tropes, and rumor mills three times daily... each. No one knows more useless stuff than I. Although I can't recite that information verbatim as you seem to have. I don't have an eidetic.

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I don't have an eidetic.

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An eidetic what?!?!

spleen, belike.

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Originally Posted by Mercen-X

I don't have an eidetic.

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An eidetic what?!?!

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I forget.