I'm a suppository of useless information

[Tigmafuzz]

It's like I'm really that person telling kids that Santa Claus doesn't exist

ARE YOU GONNA STAND THERE AND TELL ME ELMO ISN'T REAL?!?! AND CURIOUS GEORGE?!?! HUH?!?!?!

If the wonderful authors of Cracked are to be believed, time travel has already happened, at CERN the scientists there found that several neutrinos arrived a few nanoseconds ahead of schedule (this was after they completely lost track of them beforehand). Said scientists are pondering if they could somehow use these neutrinos to send messages to the past or future.

That was already proven to be faulty data