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You made Wesley a chick, so he should win.
Omg, this is so brilliant. Shauna and Mr. Shauna just wailing on Aulayna.
And I love how all of the women are some weird shape inbetween a cylinder and a cube and have mullet hairs.
Yeah I should point out that in this game that women use the same body model as men. Those boobs? They are literally painted on.
Clearly you have never seen me wield a mop.Quote:
Disaster for Red Pill! After controlling this match and seemingly having the Inter title in the bag, he has suffered a critical injury. Still, it's probably his own fault for thinking a mop could beat a metal pole. You can see the offending pole going flying.
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Looks like Steve appears to be enjoying this. :D
If you step in the ring with me all bets are off and no holds are barred. Come to win or don't come at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Shorty was a jerk butt recently so I say let Raist win. :p
Yes! Read it and weep, ladies and gents. You're looking at your new Intercontinental Champion. I'm available for autographs and photo ops. Yes, ladies, I'll accept your telephone numbers. :smug:
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I forgot that the #eoffers are pack rats, but... *maniac smile* ...the extermination crew are coming.
They look like brush examples for Photoshop. Being unable to tell with any certainty will drive me mad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I am excited to see how most of these divisions work out, except maybe for the one with the_best_noob in it twice. Now get all these people in here and so we can read some awesomely bad face or heel posts. Every wrestling fan knows a good show has that struggle between good and evil taunting you endlessly.
The career character should obviously be Belto Maxon, and Belto should have the goal of obtaining every championship belt ever, past, present, and future. His trademark move will be The Cinch, and his moveset should incorporate cartwheels, wrapping choke holds, and spinning double lariats.
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
This is brilliant, I haven't been this interested in wrestling since I was 13.
Oh man, I can't wait to slam some filthy, slithering GCers. We'll see how CHATTY they feel when I pound them into the GENERAL GROUND!!!
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Originally Posted by Arthur Rees whispering the word "jiggler" softly into your ear
http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/y...ps35869e21.jpgWelcome to Quin vs Iceglow in a hardcore last man standing / first blood match. The way the winner is decided is not your typical wrestling 3 count pin, no sir. The winner is the one to either cause his opponent to bleed, or knock him out for a 10 count. Oh, and did I mention the ropes are electrified barbed wire?
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Quin rubbing his crotch into Iceglow's face. Honestly, this stuff just writes itself.
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Another thing you should all be aware of is who the referee is. That's right, it's the man who suggested this match - DK. It's also who I happen to be controlling. :)
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Quin smashes Steve with a wooden board, and I am delighted to announce the international debut of the photobombing broom, which I held throughout this match. Why is it called the photobombing broom?
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Yes. Yes indeed. Incidentally, this is is Steve headfirst in the electrified wires. Did it fry his brain any more than it is fried? I could not tell you.
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The poor lad then gets suplexed into the wires. They do say you poo yourself when you get electrocuted...
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The fight takes to the floor, and Steve bravely tries to fight off a man with a wooden board using only a fist, as referee DK tickles the back of his head with a broom.
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Quin pulls off his special move - and I am not impressed, because it has just knocked me to the floor!
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Partially because I feel sorry for Steve and partially because I have just been accosted, I bulldog Quin into the guard rail and wail on him for a while.
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However, Quin soon gets back into my good books as he takes Steve to the floor, picks up a brick, and then begins brutally smashing his head in with it. This would actually kill a person. I am slightly impressed, slightly horrified.
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Photobombing broom watches on as a scratched up Quin smacks a very scratched up Steve in the mouth with a nightstick.
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The action goes back into the ring. To explain this screenshot, Quin, for whatever reason, kept repeatedly running into the ropes and shocking himself. Steve, battered and bruised, stands and watches, and then salutes. I am touched by this.
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It is at this point that I have had enough - the match is taking forever and I've got to go to work, damn you both! I begin to pound Quin's face in with a broom.
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And then, the amusing happens - Quin gets injured. Bear in mind that Steve has been smashed with wooden boards, bricks, nightsticks. He's been slammed, electrocuted, thrown out of the ring. No injuries. Quin takes two taps from DK with a broom and now has an injury.
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Oh well, better beat them both for good measure. One of them is bound to bleed sooner or later or get knocked out.
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Kneel! Kneel before Zod!
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Oh yeah, wait, I'm the referee. :shobon: I declare Quin, lying on the floor in agony, to be the winner. Iceglow will now be the only wrestler in history to lose to an injured opponent.
How will General Chat cope now with Quin joining Red Pill and Aulayna on the evergrowing injury list? Will this spate of injuries see a shift away from the extreme weapon-based style which can be so punishing to a wrestler's body?
Yes indeed! For this, you have won... a title shot! Aulayna (when she has healed, of course!) will square off against Mister Adequate for the General Chat title at the next PPV... details of which will be revealed very, very soon...Quote:
Originally Posted by AulaynaThe forum skins?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Come along dickbutts, vote! Raistlin or Shorty! PM me!
PM'ed.
As for General Chat, puh-lease, I condone anything that involves us winning. However, I do prefer us winning dignified and fair fights. Since the Shauna's are clearly eager for a brawl, I am happy for them to have a tag team fight against Aulayna and a partner of her choosing. If she's too busy with her title shot, I'll instead put them up against a #eoff couple of her choice.
Aulayna I shall end you.