Sex = baseball?

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Originally posted by Marcus
Great. Now I will never be able to watch baseball without getting an erection.

Thanks a lot.

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Actually, thinking about baseball is a common technique for "keeping it down." Yet another link between baseball and sex.

I never thought of what the term curve ball could relate too. Then of course there's the fast ball and such. . . . now my mind is full of perversion.

Well, the term "throwing a curveball" is generally used when someone acts one way at one time, but acts completely different the next. So it would be like being a tease.

O....kay...

Shall I be the one to tell him that he's taking this way too serious? Or do we have volunteers??

*nervously starts looking in the back of the forum*

Is the infield fly rule like the age of consent laws?

*runs away*

I always figured the 'curve ball' was more of a literal term. XD
. . . baseball and sex should never be taken lightly, Marcus! May unholy rations of mosquitoes attack your grandchildren!!

Hah! I'll just chop off my bat to make sure that I won't HAVE ANY!! Mwahahaha....


Hm.

:riiight: . . . not to hard to do when it's a nerf product, is it?

Touché.

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Originally posted by Marcus
Great. Now I will never be able to watch baseball without getting an erection.

Thanks a lot.

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XDD

[q=fire_of_avalon]What would a grand slam be? And what perverse and wicked things could be attributed to different pitches? What on earth could "curve ball" mean in this context?[/q]Several bouts of sex in one night?

Fastball = quickie
Screwball = kinky sex
Eephus = really slow going
Slider = Um. . .

About the curveball, what Doc said.

Don't forget to use a glove.

Edit - A glove can come in handy when life throws you fastballs.
( *Sighs* I had to censor myself . . . I'm such a perv. )

Maybe it's because baseball is the superior sport.

Baseball sucks.