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Maybe if your hair didn't look like a flock of seagulls they wouldn't have found it an appropriate place to poop?

I crap on seagulls from tall buildings.

I bet you wish you weren't so tall now, eh? Better to be short, eh? :cool:

And this one is pretty annoying imho:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...racuanfgfg.jpg

If a bird craps on you, go play the lottery: You'll win millions.

I got bitten by a seagull once. Greedy bastard. :mad: I hate seagulls. I'd call them rats with wings, but see, rats are actually cool. Seagulls just suck.

I've told this stupid (short) story a thousand times but one time a seagull landed on my head. Thankfully it didn't poop or anything, though. But I was still like "what" I've never been pooped on, but it should happen any day now. All of my friends have gotten pooped on, so yeah. Logical conclusion.

Seagulls tried to steal my Happy Meal. Years later they would go after my funnel cake. The bastards.

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Originally Posted by Resha

Maybe it was karma, coz you hurt them unwittingly when you were a child or something. :) Your past sins returned to ha'nt you and the only way you could ever be redeemed...was to have a poopy-head?

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I concur.

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Originally Posted by Resha

Maybe it was karma, coz you hurt them unwittingly when you were a child or something. :) Your past sins returned to ha'nt you and the only way you could ever be redeemed...was to have a poopy-head?

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Don't be silly, Resha dear, you and I both know my sins have granted me with a burden called Pooja "Farter" Bharat. :)

I love birds, but I can do without pigeons and crows.

xD I love you Dan.

A seagul did that to me when I was like 8, I apparently wasn't as traumatised as you though. :razz:

Here is proof that all birds are evil.

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Originally Posted by RiseToFall

Here is proof that all birds are evil.

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:lol: A bird did mess on me once. It was upsetting. I had dressed myself up all pretty that day as well. It was a great shame. :(