Ciddies! Revelations! Here! Now!

And the Ciddie goes to...
Blue Harvest

28. Horniest Member
Blue Harvest.......12
Leeza...............8
Rye.................8
NeoTifa.............5
Pureghetto..........4
Sagensyg............2
RSL.................1

Aha, good one.

OMG

LOL cake fart.

Oh my god blackmage_nuke won something. Best ciddies ever!

I'm a fishy!

'grats, Harvest. Also

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My pet duck was called NeoTifa and I could never quite tame the thing.

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Best smurfing line ever and I don't know why. :laugh:

PS: Rye you are smurfing weird, girl.

This is rubbish. Leeza could snap BH like a twig. :jokey:

Weirdest Member
Last winner: Evastio
Nomination Leader: Laddy

The Nominees
Blue Harvest
Evastio
Laddy
NeoTifa
Psychotic
Pureghetto

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: NeoTifa Jiro: Evastio Shiny: NeoTifa Levian: Laddy Demon Dude: Laddy Noctiluca: NeoTifa

Del Murder: Laddy Sir Lancealot: Evastio rubah: Evastio Tavrobel: Evastio Psychotic: Evastio

Prediction Party Favourite: Evastio (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Laddy & NeoTifa (3/11)

I want a pet duck. I will make an EoFF account for him and he will find true love and win every ciddie. :choc:

So that's what cakefart is...

It's easy to think that winning the Weirdest Member Ciddie, or being nominated for it, is an insult! But is it really? I've done the research and everything points to that, yes, it is quite an insult. But don't let that bring you down! We NORMAL people still love you freaks of nature for what you are. The reason we're standing so far away from you is simply from fear that your condition might be contagious. No worries; sources tell me there are being special treatment homes being built just for you guys. To prove my respect for you, I've decided to collect and present to the public some examples of how you're struggling to adjust to the normal society.

Blue Harvest

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I'd spitroast him over an open fire and eat him.

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My eggs need more clicks. They'll die soon :(

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The real question is, who wouldn't I want to be under the mistletoe with. The answer is nobody :bigsmile:

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Evastio

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(resists the urge to state opinion since that'll mean I'm softening up and showing my women-loving side)

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And no, I do not have private parts located on my face or anything like that.

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I thought for sure I'd be able to manipulate my pee and make it completely shoot out fog. It would've been fun to be able to scare someone by saying I'll pee on them in the winter, only for them to find out that it's all fog, with no liquid coming out whatsoever.

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Laddy

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I'd take a picture of my ass with a slight bit of undies to stick out to tease you all.

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Damn non-transexual manhood!

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Join the uberhot and popular scene of Cup Stacking!

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NeoTifa

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hai hai haiiiiii!!!! we play with DIC together!!!!

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Hahahahahahahaha condom!!!!!

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Omg me too!!!! Only it was a summer sausage. Then I did the Freddie Got Figgered bit "Look at me! I'm sexy! I'm a sexy boy! Ding dong! Ding dong!"

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Psychotic

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neunundneunzig luftballoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooons.

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I wish I was a bee and furthermore I wish I was a bee with nine knees.

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I did not see this thread because I am a dumb man and an idiot and also a dumb man. An an idiot. Helleeeeeow! I'm Nigel Thorn...wait a minute no! Not every day god damnit!

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Pureghetto

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I like my calves.

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Sleep with my ass to the wall.

Wait, that's not fullproof

argh *dies* x_X

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*sexors newbie*

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I think these people speak for themselves, don't you? Let's find out who takes the cake (and sits on it, most likely)!

This member are weird

Great speech.

Seriously though, some of that stuff is weird. :irked:

I don't recall making such posts but on the other hand only I would use "furthermore" so it must have been me.

Here is a useful tip. Setting people on fire tends to make them want to kill you.

Would any of you nommies like to talk to my plant?

lol, Rantz used the usernote Evastio gave me. xD

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

Would any of you nommies like to talk to my plant?

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He is in a bad mood right now. Trya gain later after incinerating your companion cube.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Laddy

27. Weirdest Member
Laddy..............10
Evastio.............9
NeoTifa.............7
Blue Harvest........4
Pureghetto..........4
Psychotic...........3
RSL.................1

I noticed that. Evastio won't appreciate that one. xD

Damn ):

Good one Laddy!

It's raining tornadoes!

Funniest Member
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
blackmage_nuke
Del Murder
DK
Levian
Old Manus
Psychotic
Quin

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: DK Jiro: Psychotic Shiny: DK Levian: Psychotic Demon Dude: Quin Noctiluca: Psychotic

Del Murder: Psychotic Sir Lancealot: DK rubah: Levian Tavrobel: Psychotic Psychotic: Old Manus

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: DK (3/11)

Oh I do love some good quotehunting. I don't care, shut up rantzien, stop flashing, it's still amazing :heart:

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Originally Posted by Quin

This is rubbish. Leeza could snap BH like a twig. :jokey:

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Or, at the least, with a twig. ::twak:

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously!

FURIOUSLY

I'm sort of happy I haven't won a ciddeh yet.

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

I dunno about y'all, but I LOVE a good laugh :D I mean, there are so many benefits to laughter! It makes you feel good, it lengthens your life, and it's EXTREMELY contagious :D I love to sit there and watch Home Shopping Network bloopers when I'm having a bad day....But this isn't about me! This is about the following funny bunnies who the general public mutually agree to be the funniest right here at EoFF!

The candidates:
blackmage_nuke: epic sig, dude :D

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Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke

I think it's because you joined when there was a server crash or something and they had to restore the forum to before you joined. And now you will never be born I suggest you PM a mod or wait for them to post here. Or just screw the rules and make another account. Personally I would keep the Guest setting, you'd be totally mysterious and special, it's a special honour, like the coloured usertitle.

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DK: :love::love: asked me many ciddies ago if he could write the sexiest female speech. I said yes and asked him to marry me...he said yes! :D It was love at first PM :jess:

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Originally Posted by DK

Only until he puts his fire hat on, and then the usually reserved and mild mannered elderly Norwegian gent is transformed into the maniacal party animal. No one can stop him once he's on fire. Just ask Levian.

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Levian: ah lev-lev! such a cutie :D One of Norway's finest! creator of the gambling social group knownas the Persistant Skank :p

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Originally Posted by Levian

Just knock her unconscious with a candlestick when she enters the door and let her sleep till the morning. If she says she doesn't remember anything from the birthday party just tell her she's been equipping one too many guardian forces.

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Old Manus: C'mon, it's Manus! what isn't there to love?

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

RPing might have been interesting if people used a bit of imagination in character design.

My name is [japanese nonsense name], but most call me [noun representing a weapon]. My parents were killed by the [authoritarian government] when I was a small child, but I was raised by [a mysterious swordsman/wolves] to become the ultimate master of the blade.

My hair is [long/silver/other unconventional style] covering my eyes and I wear black [robes/trenchcoats]. I have no friends. I am a man of few words and thus am attractive to all women [or men - this is an equal oppurtunities RP]. Even though the [authoritarian government] has a highly trained and equipped mechanised infantry armed with automatic weapons, I shall show no fear and cut them all down easily with my [katana/sword/handheld melee weapon], and short one liners from [various anime/the matrix].

One day I'm going to RP as a child molester or something.

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Psychotic: i don't think i need to explain the ginger's ways :D he offered to nuke my ex's house just for me!

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I dunno, mom, I've tried on a lot of pants today. I'm not really enough of an expert to tell which pair offers the best seat. They're all good. Just get any pair. Here, get these. They what? Well okay, fine, let's just get these instead then, it doesn't matter. Mom. Mom! No just listen! Mom!

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Quin: epic fro! :D

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Originally Posted by Quin

E-straining, to me, just sounds like you're trying for your eighth of the day over some internet porno.

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Who's the funniest member here at EoFF? I know who I voted for, how about you? :D

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Originally Posted by Pureghetto

I'm sort of happy I haven't won a ciddeh yet.

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No soup for you!

Bring it on Lezza :bigsmile:


If Psy doesn't win funniest I'm leaving forever.

Danananana danana ♪

BANANA BOOMERANG

And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic

26. Funniest Member
Psychotic..........12
DK..................9
Quin................6
blackmage_nuke......5
Levian..............3
Old Manus...........3
RSL.................1
Del Murder..........0

The ginger, the half brown man, the norwegian. :bigsmile:

YAY PAUL! I'm glad Dan is in second, they both deserve it muchly! Y'all will see what a funny member Paul is when you see our joint speech. ;]

:colbert: Congrats.

tell jokes now please

Thanks, EoFF. You're not so bad yourself. *hi-five emote*

I wasn't really going to leave :tongue:

Best Visitor Messager
Last winner: Sagensyg (Best Usernoter)
Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Evastio
Noctiluca
Rantzien
Shiny
Tempest

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Evastio Jiro: Rantzien Shiny: Rantzien Levian: Noctiluca Demon Dude: Noctiluca Noctiluca: Rantzien

Del Murder: Noctiluca Sir Lancealot: Rantzien rubah: Shiny Tavrobel: Rantzien Psychotic: Rantzien

Prediction Party Favourite: Rantzien (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Noctiluca (3/11)

Seriously, Psy won? This is an outrage of some degree...

Don't PM me anymore, Psy, you dick. :mad2:

Seriousness aside, I only lost to DK and Psy. That's pretty much a win in my book.

Bad luck there Del. =X

Also, new award! Go Noctiluca, raise my prediction score!

This is all the pelicans fault Psy. We should have never let them get away with wearing briefs.

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Originally Posted by Garnie

Remember that message you left after the other guy that left the message before the other guy left that message, and the other guy that left me that one, and after the spam that guy left one and after that other message that other one left. That was left after that guy left that message with the other guys message that was there. Then i got one just before that message before i got that other one from my brothers girlfriends second cousins, roommates accountant, with that message and then another message from that guy, before that other message that I left!!!

But yours was the bestist one!

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:albatoss:

And the Ciddie goes to...
Rantzien

25. Best Visitor Messager
Rantzien...........13
Noctiluca...........7
Shiny...............6
Evastio.............5
Tempest.............4
RSL.................1

Well done! :spin:

Thanks, sweeties! :kaolove:

Never thought I'd hear myself booing Ranztien, but BOO! Noctacular for the win.

Congrats though, Rantz. :love:

He will feel guilty on behalf of Kyle I bet!

EDIT: NO MENTION OF HIM? TRAITOR! QUISLING!

Best Chatter
Last winner: rubah
Nomination Leader: rubah

The Nominees
Pureghetto
Roogle
rubah
Sagensyg
Shorty

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Sagensyg Jiro: Shorty Shiny: Sagensyg Levian: rubah Demon Dude: rubah Noctiluca: Sagensyg

Del Murder: rubah Sir Lancealot: Roogle rubah: Sagensyg Tavrobel: rubah Psychotic: Sagensyg

Prediction Party Favourite: Sagensyg (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: rubah (4/11)

As ever, after the speech is posted the results of the Best Chatter award will first be shown to the chatroom and then posted in here afterwards.

If I was still a usernoter I would still usernote you Rantzien.

o.o

CIDDIES MAKE QWERTY HAPPY

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What better way to introduce the ciddie for Best Chatter than to ask actual chatters to give us some insight? That's why Psychotic & Levian took a little trip down to omegle.com to ask the natives if they could share a few words about our nominees. They're not a very productive gang, but here's what we got out of the bastards:

You: Do you know Sagensyg?
Stranger: I do.
Stranger: It's God's forsaken Pokemon.
You: Oh my god.
Stranger: Yes, Oh God.
Stranger: So if I was you I wouldn't scream his name all over Internet
Stranger: I don't think he's very fond of people knowing he exists
You: You don't think he'd try to...harm me?
Stranger: and well, let's put it nicely: you don't want him to get angry ...

You: rubah!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: and that means?
You: It's how we say hello where I come from.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: also hello
Stranger: and where are you from?
You: Canada.
Stranger: i'm from the Netherlands
You: That's awesome I love Rotterdam in the Summer.
Stranger: Have you ever been there then?
You: No. But rubah has.
Stranger: eh?
You: What do you think of rubah, my Dutch friend?
Stranger: I don't know
You: Humour me. Make something up!
Stranger: =)
Stranger: u are a male, aren't you?
You: rubah isn't a male, if that helps. She's a buxom lady and I'd love your opinion on her.
Stranger: she is nice
Stranger: now you have mine opinion
You: Thank you very much.
Stranger: but i don't know her =P
Stranger: i leave
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: ROOOOOOOOOOOGLE
You: oh hang on, my roogle is vibrating
You: kk there we go
Stranger: did it shake?
You: yeah pretty much
You: does your roogle shake?
Stranger: all the time
You: what color is your roogle?
Stranger: yellow
You: mine is purple ^^
You: can your roogle do any tricks?
Stranger: yes
You: what?
Stranger: it can stick its dick down your throat
You: Oh, mine just glows in the dark
You: my roogle is lame compared to yours
Stranger: haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: im Raoul Duke
You: Hi, Chuck.
You: Do you think you could beat Pureghetto in a fight?
Stranger: Yes easily
You: He's asian and fat, though.
You: Fat asians fight 'til the bitter end.
Stranger: Yes but they cant run around the world and punch themselves in the head
You: That's very true. Good point. Mr. Texas Ranger.
You: What would you do to him in a fight?
Stranger: I wuld Grab his face and rip it off.
You: You are so cool.
Stranger: I do all my own stunts
You: It shows, it shows.

Stranger: Hi.
You: Do you want to...how can I put this....get Shorty?
Stranger: ... Pardon
Stranger: ?
You: You're pardoned.
You: This one's on the house.
You: But the next pardon will cost you big time.
Stranger: Oh ok.
Stranger: Get Shorty?
You: I was told to interview people on Omegle about Shorty.
Stranger: Right.
You: That seemed like as good a opening question as any.
Stranger: Fair enough.
Stranger: You seem like a male.
You: That I am, my internet friend. However, Shorty is most decidedly female, so it balances out.
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: I've never met Shorty.
You: You couldn't pretend?
Stranger: Nope.
You: I often pretend I am a castle.
Stranger: I'm sorry.
You: I also pretend I am two eggs and also a bear.
You: But that's besides the point.
Stranger: I occasionally pretend to b
Stranger: I occasionally pretend to be a 5 year old
You: That's the spirit!
You: You can take it one step further and pretend to be a 5 year old who has met Shorty.
Stranger: I see!
Stranger: But... who is shorty?
You: Some girl from Utah I think.
Stranger: Oh.
You: Me and the Norwegian are competing for the prize. The first one to get solid answers about Shorty wins.
You: You don't want the Norwegians to win, do you?
Stranger: Fair enough
Stranger: Hi I'm Shorty.
You: Hi Shorty!
Stranger: I'm a girl
Stranger: from Utah.
Stranger: I'm 13 years old but pretend to be 15.
You: You have no idea how disturbingly accurate that is.
Stranger: ... Oh dear.
You: Indeed!

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Oh Rantzien! <3

Lousy Levian only did the Roogle one. Damn Norwegians making me write their speeches for them... :colbert:

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah

24. Best Chatter
rubah..............11
Shorty..............7
Pureghetto..........6
Roogle..............6
Sagensyg............5
RSL.................1

I resent this. I'm not fat I'm chunky

*applauds*

Best Spammer
Last winner: Baloki
Nomination Leader: Baloki

The Nominees
Baloki
Demon Dude
Old Manus
Quin

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Baloki Jiro: Quin Shiny: Old Manus Levian: Quin Demon Dude: Quin Noctiluca: Baloki

Del Murder: Baloki Sir Lancealot: Baloki rubah: Old Manus Tavrobel: Quin Psychotic: Quin

Prediction Party Favourite: Quin (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Baloki (4/11)

:p

Where would EoFF be without spammers? They brighten up GC, even though most of the time their threads are automatically locked by an evil admin/CK. Each of the nominees has shown determination and loyalty to the guild of spammers, but at the end of the day only one of them can win it. Will it be Baloki, whose spam is largely directed at complaining about staff/his other locked threads? Will it be Demon Dude, who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'banned'? Will it be Old Manus, who hasn't really done anything noticeable to me? Or will it be Quin, the sexy afro'd god who cleverly disguises his spam with (pointless) topics? This my friends, is up to you. But one thing is sure, no matter who wins it GC will continue to be flooded with spam, because isn't that what EoFF is all about? Giving normally lazy staff an excuse to do stuff :p

It's time

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/bring-it-on-400a011007.jpg

Bring it.

Quin 4 win.

I'm rooting for you, Quin! I'll sit on your face naked!

And the Ciddie goes to...
Quin

Most Likely To...
23. Best Spammer
Quin...............14
Baloki.............13
Old Manus..........13
Demon Dude.........11
RSL.................1

:_:

Well done!

:choc:

*slits his wrists over loosing his Spammer title :(*

That is crazy close.

Is it Quin or Rye who will be naked?

Anybody got the prediction tally?

They're all winners in my book. :)

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That is crazy close.

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Quin just barely managed to steal the win from RSL :p

Best Spammer. Nice. Cheers all.

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Originally Posted by Rye

I'm rooting for you, Quin! I'll sit on your face naked!

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So, when you coming to England? xD

EDIT: I voted Demon Dude. :)

Best Poster
Last winner: Big D
Nomination Leader: Psychotic & Rye

The Nominees
Big D
Psychotic
Rantzien
Rye

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Rantzien Jiro: Psychotic Shiny: Psychotic Levian: Psychotic Demon Dude: Rantzien Noctiluca: Big D

Del Murder: Big D Sir Lancealot: Big D rubah: Psychotic Tavrobel: Psychotic Psychotic: Big D

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Big D (4/11)

I'm glad my speech wasn't just 'enjoy your award Baloki'

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Anybody got the prediction tally?

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Do it yourself, I'm going to dinner soon. :p

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I'm going to sleep soon. :P

*bleeds all over the thread*

Awesome.

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I'm going to sleep soon. :P

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Sleep is for the weak.

WHAT IS THIS SHOPPING

I love Levian and I want to poop in his face, affectionately.

Definitely the best speech, right there.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Rantzien

22. Best Poster
Rantzien...........11
Big D..............10
Psychotic..........10
Rye.................7
RSL.................1

Levian, you are allowed to Photoshop forevermore.

EDIT: Oh hey another crazy close one. Gj Swedeman.

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*bleeds all over the thread*

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I'll get a mop.

:kaoclove:

*falls over and keeps bleeding*

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I'm going to sleep soon. :P

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Sleep is for the weak.

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You must teach me. :redface:

Levian is God.

Well, helloooo sailor. ;) Good job Rantzien.

Christ, that was close!

Best Writer
Last winner: Ouch!
Nomination Leader: Moon Rabbits

The Nominees
Moon Rabbits
Ouch!
Polaris

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Ouch! Jiro: Ouch! Shiny: Ouch! Levian: Polaris Demon Dude: Ouch! Noctiluca: Ouch!

Del Murder: Ouch! Sir Lancealot: Ouch! rubah: Ouch! Tavrobel: Ouch! Psychotic: Ouch!

Prediction Party Favourite: Ouch! (10/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Polaris (1/11)

I havent cheered for Rye yet, because I've been sicky and sleepy. Here's a strawberry cheer for you! Do good!

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...berrycheer.gif

*runs out of blood and begins bleeding out darkness, out of the hole where his heart used to be*

bwahah i get it.

Though I think it's in bad taste

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Yo, check this :bou::bou::bou::bou: out mothersmurfer
MC Manus, don't sleep

We got the Kersal girl MC Polaris yeah
Featuring Moon smurfin' Rabbits yeah
Over there in that corner is our boy Ouch! yeah
We don't smurf about

Kick it

I'm doing Best Writer so I'm writing some rhymes
Makes a change, not just speeches all the times
Compared to the rest, this noms list is shorter
So I'm gonna rip thru these niggas in alphabetical order

First we got Moon Rabbits, a fine place to begin
Surely gots some quality to make a surefire win
Some say the writing is bangin', a change from that weak :bou::bou::bou::bou:
I wouldn't know, as I've never read it...

Ouch! is up next, and I suppose his name derives
From the white hot literary skills he supplies
Sorry man, but on literary form there's nothing to discuss
That title goes to the true G: MC Manus

Last and quite possibly least brings us to Polaris
Damn it, nothing rhymes with that but Paris
Okay, so Best Writer Ciddie? Yeah, I guess, whatever
The last time I looked in the Writer's Forum was never
Queens represent, peace.


Yeah that's a smurfin other one and we don't smurf about
Typhoonthareapa ain't got :bou::bou::bou::bou: on us
Pimpin!
Tell 'em Joe tell em how it is man

(yeah man, yeah man)

Kersal massive, you know that
smurf
Peace

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I hope Zach loses because he will piss and moan at me if he wins!

(PS: it's cool AG I have the next speech on hand)

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I havent cheered for Rye yet, because I've been sicky and sleepy. Here's a strawberry cheer for you! Do good!

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...berrycheer.gif

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:bigsmile:

Thanks Monda! Feel better!

*turns into a Heartless and begins stealing the hearts of all EoFF's members*

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*turns into a Heartless and begins stealing the hearts of all EoFF's members*

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Baloki, you've already stolen the hearts of EoFF and its members.

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Originally Posted by Baloki

*runs out of blood and begins bleeding out darkness, out of the hole where his heart used to be*

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Stop trying to get attention.

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Originally Posted by Baloki

*turns into a Heartless and begins stealing the hearts of all EoFF's members*

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Heartless things should be dead. Just die. Die like your inferior ability to spam. ;)

*builds up an army of fellow heartless and begins storming the rest of the internet*

Baloki stole my heart long ago in England :lovers:

And the Ciddie goes to...
Ouch!

21. Best Writer
Ouch!..............14
Moon Rabbits.......10
Polaris.............5
RSL.................1

OH GOD NO

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Baloki stole my heart long ago in England :lovers:

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I only live a couple of hours away by train if you want me to get it back for you.

*breaks down the walls between planets and sets about the feedback forum*

What I really want is for :lovers: to be the name of the smiley again :mad2:

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*builds up an army of fellow heartless and begins storming the rest of the internet*

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Hello, Sora? Get off your lazy ass and do your job. The internet needs you!

Upon his lips was a naughty word.

Blue Harvest, stop. Now. Before I start deleting your posts.

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

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Originally Posted by Baloki

*builds up an army of fellow heartless and begins storming the rest of the internet*

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Hello, Sora? Get off your lazy ass and do your job. The internet needs you!

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Didn't Sora become a /b/tard years ago?

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

Blue Harvest, stop. Now. Before I start deleting your posts.

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Shouldn't you be telling Baloki to stop instead of me?

Baloki needs some alone time to recover.

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

Blue Harvest, stop. Now. Before I start deleting your posts.

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Shouldn't you be telling Baloki to stop instead of me?

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You'd need a keyblade to my heart first ^_^

No. Ciddies threads are spam threads.

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

Blue Harvest, stop. Now. Before I start deleting your posts.

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Shouldn't you be telling Baloki to stop instead of me?

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No, because everyone expects it from Baloki.

I suggested in #eoff that everyone should ignore him but he said that never works.

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

I suggested in #eoff that everyone should ignore him but he said that never works.

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We all like our cake you see!

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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest

I suggested in #eoff that everyone should ignore him but he said that never works.

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He's too fun to ignore.

Best Artist
Last winner: black orb
Nomination Leader: black orb

The Nominees
black orb
Nominus Experse
Omecle
Pete for President
Rocket Edge
scrumpleberry

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: black orb Jiro: Pete for President Shiny: black orb Levian: Rocket Edge Demon Dude: black orb Noctiluca: black orb

Del Murder: black orb Sir Lancealot: black orb rubah: Nominus Experse Tavrobel: black orb Psychotic: black orb

Prediction Party Favourite: black orb (8/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Nominus Experse, Pete for President, Rocket Edge (1/11)

*cries and slits his wrists because Blue_Harvest doesn't like him*

Weird, Deja-vu....

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Psychotic: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome you back to our television programme, ART TALK III. With me today are Rantzien, who graduated from Oxford with honours, and Cz, who graduated from Hungary. For those of you who are unaware, we usually reside in post #399 of Ciddies threads: Episode I and Attack of the Clones.

Psychotic: Let's start our engines with this piece from everyone's favourite dark sphere, black orb! http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachmen...ifulpirate.jpg
Rantzien: That is one very beautiful pirate.
Cz: And three less attractive ones.
Psychotic: I don't know, I can see beauty in the chap on the left.
Psychotic: Look at his matching lilac do-rag and tanktop ensemble.
Cz: That's who I was talking about.
Cz: Who did you mean, Pontus?
Rantzien: I fell in love with the drooling swashbuckler.
Psychotic: He, too, likes to match head accessories with shirts. But I don't know, it just doesn't have the same impact.
Rantzien: But look how lovesick he is!
Psychotic: He has a kind of "Yeah, whateva!" look on his face. The lilac guy has the look of a startled fawn.
Cz: And the frame of a mighty ox!
Cz: So strong, and yet so sensitive...truly, black orb has captured a complex figure.
Rantzien: Did anyone else notice the ghost-like villain in the background? Should these warriors not be focusing on disposing of it, rather than expressing affection for one another?
Psychotic: I think that's just a flag.
Psychotic: I mean, I guess they can fight it if they really want to, I just can't see what it would achieve.
Rantzien: It's a very villainous flag.
Cz: The threat of the flag isn't important. It's what the flag represents.
Cz: Its very presence could boost the morale of any nefarious being that sees it.
Cz: And that would place our pirates in grave peril.
Rantzien: Yes! That's what I meant. That's what I meant...

Psychotic: Second to run our critical gauntlet is Nominus Experse, and here is a little something something he whipped up! http://forums.eyesonff.com/picture.p...pictureid=1070
Psychotic: Ah, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. The tentacles he had for an arm really boosted his music to the next level.
Rantzien: Screw metaphors, this guy really IS one with his music!
Cz: I always wondered what things would be like if Black Metal had been invented four hundred years earlier...
Cz: OK, that's a lie. I have never wondered that.
Cz: But it would probably look like this.
Psychotic: I do wonder how this thing gets around. I mean sure, it looks very radical and gnarly and all, but it doesn't have any legs.
Psychotic: I suppose it just hops about like a pogo stick.
Rantzien: Or uses a wheelchair. That's the standard method of movement for legless people these days.
Psychotic: What about legless half-people half-string instruments?
Rantzien: I've never asked one of them, to be frank.
Rantzien: I think they seem unapproachable. Don't judge me for that!
Cz: He doesn't seem like the sort of guy who would happily lend you money. Or even angrily lend you money.
Rantzien: I wonder where he even keeps his money.
Psychotic: He seems like a rastafarian, so I imagine it's where he keeps his "herbal remedies", ha ha ha!
Cz: Ha ha ha!
Rantzien: You absolute joker!

Psychotic: I'm not sure how this is going to work, but never let it be said Three Guys and Art never pushes the boundries, for now we have a video from Omecle! YouTube - Tolako Village
Rantzien: It's loading.
Psychotic: That's a good place to start.
Cz: Moving pictures!
Cz: Guys, I think Omecle has just taken it to The Next Level.
Rantzien: I'd certainly like to live in one of these egg-like structures.
Psychotic: Heavens to betsy, who wouldn't!
Psychotic: Although I am pretty sure Omecle ripped this straight from Crash Bandicoot.
Psychotic: You even see the ULAMAGA! mask at one point!
Rantzien: Well, you know what they say: the bad artist imitates, the great artist steals!
Cz: That's right. There's no harm in borrowing from one of our generation's masterworks.
Psychotic: I am rather vexed at his music choice. At about 1:23 there is rushing water and now I need to spend a penny and we have three artists left to do!
Did Omecle not think of the reprecussions of his actions?!
Cz: Do you not think that was his intent? It is one thing for an artist to move the mind, another to move the bowels.
Rantzien: That's modern art for you!

Psychotic: Never mind Barack Obama, here's Pete for President and here's his work: http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachmen...lcompleet3.jpg
Cz: Oh holy
Psychotic: Now, look, I'm not going to make any claims to be an expert at fighting giant owls that have descended from the heavens to unleash their wrath upon this Earth
Psychotic: But I think an umbrella is a poor weapon choice
Rantzien: Quite right, old fellow, quite right.
Rantzien: Am I the only one who thinks of the owl in Ocarina of Time when I see this?
Cz: Not any more!
Rantzien: God, that was a jerk owl if I ever saw one.
Psychotic: I can't really think of anything other than sheer gut-wrenching terror when I see this owl.
Cz: Those two people don't seem particularly afraid, though. Perhaps they know something we don't?
Psychotic: They both seem to have just one arm. Maybe they believe the owl will restore their lost limbs.
Rantzien: Perhaps they worship an ancient owl God.
Psychotic: I like how you say "an" ancient owl God, which implies that there are rather a lot of the buggers running, well, flying, about.
Rantzien: Don't underestimate the Egyptians' surplus of animal gods!

Psychotic: Ireland's last hope of winning a Ciddie, Rocket Edge, takes centre stage now, with this prehistoric nightmare! http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachmen...erica-951-.jpg
Rantzien: A familiar scene to us all.
Psychotic: Well, replace that wolf with my weakling rag-tag group of adventurers, and yes!
Cz: Replace the image of adrenaline-fuelled pursuit with that of a garden tea party, and yes!
Rantzien: The poor old creature's right foot seems to have been petrified.
Cz: Which will surely lead to disaster, as he won't be able to escape the tornado looming in the background.
Psychotic: Evidently he blames the wolf for his predicament, which is a highly illogical thing to do.
Psychotic: Mind you, as wolves evolved long after the dinosaurs died out, I suppose he is not faimiliar with them, and I can forgive him and his silliness.
Cz: He's probably more infuriated by the anachronism than anything else.
Cz: Sticklers for detail, those tyrannosaurs.
Psychotic: Gentlemen, do you think that the three of us, our powers united, could successfully engage and defeat this Wild Saurian?
Rantzien: We would have to be sword-wielding orphans for that to work, I'm pretty sure.
Cz: When you say "our powers" I assume you are referring to my AS Level in Geography?
Psychotic: The very same.
Psychotic: What a pity it wasn't Geology, given his condition.

Psychotic: To end our little showcase of art, we've got to pay a visit to scrumpleberry town! Here's her picture http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k2...y/f8c47e70.jpg
Cz: A fine-looking dame, and no mistake!
Rantzien: This is a most graceful piece of art. I have nothing but praise for it.
Rantzien: Except--there is a hole in her pants!
Psychotic: How unladylike!
Cz: Now now, this is the twenty-first century. Who are we to say that a lady should not expose herself if she so chooses?
Cz: I applaud that artist's daring in challenging our conceptions of decency.
Psychotic: I also applaud the artist because of their creation of such a fine hat.
Psychotic: I would wear a hat like that to the Prime Minister's wedding, if I was invited.
Rantzien: It reminds me of my very own heritage!
Rantzien: A blonde, tall and slim girl with a viking hat; could she be anything other than a countrylass of mine?
Psychotic: I don't see her eating any polar bears or wrestling any trolls.
Cz: She's also dressed in Finnish colours, I hope you'll notice.
Rantzien: The bear-eating is implied, by the satisfied look on her face, to have recently happened.
Rantzien: You have to read between the lines if you want to call yourself art critics!
Psychotic: Alright, Mister Fancy Pants Art Dance, why is she standing on tip-toes?
Rantzien: She is, in fact, so light in weight that she's nigh on levitating!
Psychotic: Well that's where you're wrong. She just doesn't want to get the soles of her feet dirty.
Psychotic: Although wearing shoes would probably be easier, but Finns, or possibly Swedes, never take the easy way out!
Cz: I would like to know what she is doing with her right hand.
Cz: From the look on her face, she is clearly up to some sort of trickery.
Rantzien: An interesting query indeed!
Psychotic: Well I think it's quite obvious that she's inserting it deep inside of her own AND THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR TODAY, FOLKS!
Rantzien: Pocket, most likely.

Psychotic: Whew! We came through the difficult third album with nary a scratch! I guess we'll pass this shebang back over to Award Guy or Girl or Levian or whoever the heck it is that's holding the reigns.
Cz: I hope it's Levian. The thought of him holding my reigns makes me swoon.

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BLACK ORB HAD BETTER WIN THIS

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Originally Posted by Rye

Upon his lips was a naughty word.

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It's Penn, whaddya expect?

And the Ciddie goes to...
black orb

20) Best Artist
black orb..........12
Pete for President..8
scrumpleberry.......6
Rocket Edge.........3
Nominus Experse.....2
Omecle..............2
RSL.................1

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

And the Ciddie goes to...
black orb

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This is well deserved, just look at that freakin' buet of a banner!

I am disappointed it was not in post #399.

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Originally Posted by Baloki

*cries and slits his wrists because Blue_Harvest doesn't like him*

Weird, Deja-vu....

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Sowwy Loki I wuvs you rly

Great speech, Psychotic!
I like black orb's pic about Faris. :O

Congrats borb!

Goddamnit, the Ciddies are such a popularity contest, THIS IS WHY I NEVER WIN ANYTHING!

EDIT: dammit he beat me to it ):

Best Signature
Last winner: Jessweeee♪
Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪
Psychotic
Sagensyg
scrumpleberry

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Jessweeee♪ Jiro: Jessweeee♪ Shiny: Jessweeee♪ Levian: Sagensyg Demon Dude: Sagensyg Noctiluca: Jessweeee♪

Del Murder: Jessweeee♪ Sir Lancealot: Jessweeee♪ rubah: Sagensyg Tavrobel: Jessweeee♪ Psychotic: Jessweeee♪

Prediction Party Favourite: Jessweeee♪ (8/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Sagensyg (3/11)

Award Guy always allows one vote for RSL in every award because RSL IS THAT FRICKIN' ACE.

Everyone satisfied now?

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Originally Posted by Baloki

Award Guy always allows one vote for RSL in every award because RSL IS THAT FRICKIN' ACE.

Everyone satisfied now?

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Not until his hat starts getting votes, too.

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

19) Best Signature

There's this little thing at the bottom of each post, if they're allowed to be seen, depending on the style, that sets people out from other people. It's always less than 550 pixels wide, and less than 250 pixels tall. There's no other word than to say it's something that identifies the person, a personal seal of approval that, yes, these words are stupid enough to be said by this person.

Yes, yes, the signature, they call it. The counterpart of the forum Avatar, when it comes to identification. They can range from bright, to pretty, to non-existent, to self-advertising, or a badge of obvious internet newbishness. There's no escaping the signature, unless you've have them disabled, or you're no fun, like BoB is. We wouldn't want anyone here to be rejected from the Fine Arts School of Vienna, would we?

I'm sure there's something special about each of these signatures, whether it has something you can click, is pretty, is an obvious self-reference, or is actually video game related. Jesus, who would ever have thought of that?

If you're feeling aesthetically uninspired, then refer to this image, found at the bottom of this speech for a feel-good time of a man with artistic prowess, and should serve as an inspiration for all sig-makers out there in the world, and signature recipients.

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/9874/ggii.gif

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generic :up: to everything

lol i did not deserve votes over nommy and donal. WELL DONE BORB <3

And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic

19) Best Signature
Psychotic..........12
Jessweeee♪.........11
Sagensyg............8
scrumpleberry.......2
RSL.................1

I like my signature because he has a beehive on his head.

Tavrobel: Best Writer, End of Year Ciddies '09.

EDIT: Sweet. You cannot go wrong with birds. I love those lil' guys. Perhaps too much... (thanks :))

Prediction Party sucks.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Tavrobel: Best Writer, End of Year Ciddies '09.

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wat

Close one though.

Best Avatar
Last winner: Award Girl
Nomination Leader: Sagensyg

The Nominees
Del Murder
Leeza
Rantzien
Sagensyg

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Sagensyg Jiro: Rantzien Shiny: Leeza Levian: Sagensyg Demon Dude: Sagensyg Noctiluca: Rantzien

Del Murder: Leeza Sir Lancealot: Del Murder rubah: Rantzien Tavrobel: Del Murder Psychotic: Rantzien

Prediction Party Favourite: Rantzien (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Sagensyg (3/11)

For all the speeches you do.

Go Saglet!

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Originally Posted by Levian

Ah yes, best avatar. smurfing great avatars this year you guys. I'm so proud of you. Anyway, here's our nominees.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...1390_23gif.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ar17039_97.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...tar2161_41.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ar22222_42.gif

Could've at least used some transparency and saved in a better format, but I guess all in all you guys have pulled off a decent display of avatars.

Tell me AG, what are the best dimensions for avatars?

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60x60, Lev.

Ja srsly, good one on the speeches, Tav! You big jerk. :bigsmile:

And the Ciddie goes to...
Sagensyg

18) Best Avatar
Sagensyg...........15
Leeza..............13
Rantzien............8
Del Murder..........4
RSL.................1

:bounce:

Well done Lawrence you crazy little man!

Poo to that!

Yay!

One of the few ciddehs I voted the winner of

Congrats, Syg m'boy! :monster:

Best Custom Rank
Last winner: Del Murder
Nomination Leader: Old Manus

The Nominees
Del Murder
Denmark
Noctiluca
Old Manus
rubah
scrumpleberry

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Old Manus Jiro: Noctiluca Shiny: Del Murder Levian: scrumpleberry Demon Dude: Noctiluca Noctiluca: Del Murder

Del Murder: Del Murder Sir Lancealot: Del Murder rubah: rubah Tavrobel: Del Murder Psychotic: Noctiluca

Prediction Party Favourite: Del Murder (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Noctiluca (3/11)

Good work, Sagensyg!

Go Del!

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

A custom title, something only the distinguished 9+ month old members are allowed to partake in. At least I think it's 9, maybe it is 8. Whatever, a detail. But who has the Best custom title? is it Del or manus, who's titles are so crusty and old that they are shiny and new? Denmark, who hasn't even been very active for a while but the title is still cool? Scrumpleberry who has an emoticon thingy in it? Noctiluca and rubah with their own brand of wit. Yay custom titles~

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Anyone but the Murder-Manus Mafia. :colbert:

And the Ciddie goes to...
Noctiluca

17) Best Custom Rank
Noctiluca..........10
Del Murder..........9
scrumpleberry.......9
Old Manus...........7
Denmark.............5
rubah...............4
RSL.................1

Good result! Well done. :)

I love Noctiluca long time.

yay saglet and noctiluca, and omg why am I still a chatwhore *whores saglet out* and yay psy and EVERYONE.

I voted for that one and it beat out Del Murder's, so I am pleased. :)

Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: =O I had no idea my life-threatening skin disease would get me my first Ciddie. Thanks :aimkiss:

smurf yes! They've been toppled at long last.

Best Post
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/2511805-post1338.html
Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/2617212-post124.html

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2613319-post1.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2617212-post124.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2646816-post20.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2653656-post18.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2655758-post26.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2662519-post524.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2668112-post2.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2669453-post15.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2669723-post30.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670247-post13.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670618-post31.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670760-post651.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2672507-post1.html

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: EoFF is a complex truss Jiro: I have no idea Shiny: EoFF is a complex truss Levian: I Didn't Expect Demon Dude: EoFF is a complex truss Noctiluca:

Del Murder: Fantabulous Picture Thread Sir Lancealot: I have no idea rubah: I have no idea Tavrobel: EoFF is a complex truss Psychotic: Fantabulous Picture Thread

Prediction Party Favourite: EoFF is a complex truss (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: I have no idea (3/11)

I'm hoping for Noctiluca.

...and this post is way old. YAY!

Go Dan's post! :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Garnie

I had a great post once! It held up a a drain pipe and was right beside my door. That post could have led a long eventful life.....
but hey, i had to try my new sword on something!
(this is a true story)

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I hope Dan wins this.

Go either of Dan's posts!

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Originally Posted by Rye

Go Dan's post! :bigsmile:

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And the Ciddie goes to...
EoFF is a complex truss

16. Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2617212-post124.html ..............8
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2613319-post1.html ....................7
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2653656-post18.html ..........................6
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2646816-post20.html ..........5
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2662519-post524.html ..2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2668112-post2.html ...............................2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2669723-post30.html .......................2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670760-post651.html ..2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2655758-post26.html ...........2
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2669453-post15.html ....................................................1
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670618-post31.html ....................................................1
RSL.........................................................1
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2670247-post13.html ..................................0
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2672507-post1.html ...............................................0

KYLE MY PRETTY YOU WON YOUR FIRST CIDDIE I AM SO PROUD. Also sign back on D:

Weeeeee. :D

Haha, Dan did a 1-2.

Did I not predict for that one or something? Oops! Deserving winner btw.

Dan won first AND second! Huzzah!

He is beastly. :aimkiss:

Dunyul :heart: Great stuff

:tpg::tpg::tpg::yamete::tpg::tpg::tpg:

NEVER FORGET

Best Thread
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ck-astley.html
Nomination Leader: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-a...o-woo-hoo.html

The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-a...o-woo-hoo.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...-bye-boys.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ss-b-font.html

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Come, My Love! Jiro: Come, My Love! Shiny: EoFF Sims 2 Levian: EoFF Sims 2 Demon Dude: EoFF Sims 2 Noctiluca: EoFF Sims 2

Del Murder: EoFF Sims 2 Sir Lancealot: EoFF Sims 2 rubah: Come, My Love! Tavrobel: The shrine of BoBness Psychotic: EoFF Sims 2

Prediction Party Favourite: EoFF Sims 2 (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Come, My Love! (3/11)

My two children had better beat the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of the BoBpit. :colbert:

BoB Thread OMG

c'mon peoples~

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Originally Posted by Garnie

where would a forum be without there threads. It would be like a jumper, that has been pulled! A needle without a purpose! A cat without the ball. Blue harvest being normal for a change!
Threads are good! and they keep us alive!!
So we thank you kind eoffer for making us waste more time on the internet when we should be cleaning the oven, or getting a job, or putting out the cat, or paying attention to our lives!

So thanks!

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Go Sims :aimmad:

And the Ciddie goes to...
EoFF Sims 2

15. Best Thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-a...o-woo-hoo.html ...17
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...-bye-boys.html .........9
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ss-b-font.html .................................8
RSL............................................................1

Garnie has some kind of obsession with me. I find it rather disturbing.