The EoFF Beard Contest

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10-04-2010, 04:45 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I apologize for the late update! I left to go camping on Friday and I just now got back to the computer.

So here's the picture I promised for Friday.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e6...1003002021.jpg
10-04-2010, 05:05 AM
Freya

Its' sad that your 1 week is longer than Jiro's 4 week beard.
10-04-2010, 06:24 AM
Bunny

You gots a purty nose
10-04-2010, 06:47 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I know. /smug
10-04-2010, 08:31 AM
Rodarian

Its actually Julian's satellite ears that attract the women :hahaha:
10-04-2010, 11:35 AM
G13

That's a weaks worth alright. :smug:
10-04-2010, 03:09 PM
Clo

Julian, I am impressed by your face fur.
10-04-2010, 03:46 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clo

Julian, I am impressed by your face fur.

Thanks! :jess:

The rest of you smurfs can die in a fire.
10-05-2010, 03:40 AM
G13

Julian, I paid her $10 to say that. :shiny:
10-05-2010, 03:52 AM
Clo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Julian, I paid her $10 to say that. :shiny:

Where's m'money then?!
10-05-2010, 04:18 AM
G13

:eek: What?
10-05-2010, 04:20 AM
Clo

I distinctly see you saying up there that you paid me 10$ to say that, and yet, I have no ten dollars.

I'm waiting for my money now. :|
10-05-2010, 04:23 AM
G13

Well I... have no rebuttal for that and I do believe I will be sending you $10 now. Well played, Clograb. Well played.
10-05-2010, 04:36 AM
Bunny

I say she spent it on booze and hookers. And she doesn't remember because of the booze and hookers.
10-05-2010, 04:36 AM
Clo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Well I... have no rebuttal for that and I do believe I will be sending you $10 now. Well played, Clograb. Well played.

Yes.

Victory.
10-05-2010, 04:43 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Clograb likes me more than you, Eric.
10-05-2010, 04:44 AM
Clo

Wait, why did he conclude that?
10-05-2010, 04:52 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Clograb likes me more than you, Eric.

I dunno about that. I've never hit on her.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clo

Wait, why did he conclude that?

If by "he" you mean me and by "conclude" you mean bring to a close, well, the answer is very simple. I- *explodes*
10-05-2010, 05:14 AM
Clo

Less creepiness and head explosions, more beards.
10-05-2010, 05:20 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clo

Wait, why did he conclude that?

Because you do.

And I already posted a beard picture.
10-05-2010, 03:44 PM
Shorty

I guess there's been some confusion about when to post updates, and I admit that I haven't been very good about regulating them. Facial hair updates will be posted on Wednesdays. If you can't exactly make it on Wednesday, the Tuesday or Thursday will be fine. (I'm not a stickler.) If you already posted your picture sometime this week, just keep this in mind for next week.

I'm going to compile a timeline list of the growth in order to assess the contestants at the end of the contest, so please don't delete your pictures in the thread~
10-06-2010, 01:40 AM
TheGlassesGirl

Less talking that sounds like a script to a crappy porno, more beards. :colbert:
10-06-2010, 02:20 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Shut up, you.
10-06-2010, 03:10 AM
Agent Proto

Beard update.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...2/DSCN1124.jpg
10-06-2010, 06:20 PM
Mr Twisticles

1 Attachment(s)

Seeing as I have to shave tomorrow for my job interview, this has been growing for 2 weeks.
I don't mind about being in the contest, I just wanna show off my face-lockes before they are lost!Attachment 33697
10-06-2010, 06:22 PM
Badge

Bah Mr Twist you remind me so much of my housemate it's weird
10-06-2010, 06:25 PM
Mr Twisticles

I look better with a shiny bald face :)
10-06-2010, 08:16 PM
Sir Lancealot

(SPOILER)http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/.../Image0013.jpg
10-06-2010, 09:41 PM
Rantz

Starting to feel that hobo vibe~ :D
10-06-2010, 11:34 PM
G13

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000055.jpg

A couple more weeks and I'll be able to braid the 'stache.
10-07-2010, 12:49 AM
TheGlassesGirl

Blues: That is officially your Troll face.

Mr Twisticles: It looks so nice! I'm sad to see it go. D:

Lancelot: Do you have some sort of nerve disorder that stops you from smiling?

Guardian: Now that Rantz and Twisticles is out, you now have my favorite beard.
10-07-2010, 01:01 AM
Psychotic

I am hereby posting to officially endorse the bid of Eric Miller, as of all the men remaining in the contest, his beard makes him look like the biggest tit. Proto doesn't look too terrible, Lance's suits him, but my man looks like a proper dirty bastard and I love it.

GUARDIAN XIII 2011 - LET'S MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE
10-07-2010, 01:37 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I don't even get a mention, Paul? How could you? :onoes:

Anyway, I guess this will be week 1 1/2 since the official update day is today.

http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/9847/1006001729a.jpg
10-07-2010, 01:39 AM
TheGlassesGirl

...Did you trim it? It looks much shorter.
10-07-2010, 01:42 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I most certainly did not. And no it doesn't. :colbert:
10-07-2010, 01:53 AM
TheGlassesGirl

YES IT DOES FOO. :doublecolbert:

Note to self: You can only use Double Colbert if you say "Foo"
10-07-2010, 02:32 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I am hereby posting to officially endorse the bid of Eric Miller, as of all the men remaining in the contest, his beard makes him look like the biggest tit. Proto doesn't look too terrible, Lance's suits him, but my man looks like a proper dirty bastard and I love it.

GUARDIAN XIII 2011 - LET'S MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE

With Psy's support there's no way I can lose. Let's smurfin' do this. :cool:
10-07-2010, 03:03 AM
Clo

Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: Eric, look at that thing.
10-07-2010, 03:09 AM
Shorty

I know, right? Eric's murdering. Lancelot is really close, if not equal to Eric.
10-07-2010, 03:19 AM
NorthernChaosGod

What week is this, five or six?
10-07-2010, 03:20 AM
Shorty

Week five, today.
10-07-2010, 03:27 AM
G13

You really have no idea. The camera adds five points of awesome. If you saw it irl you'd be begging me to shave this beast.
10-07-2010, 05:21 AM
Freya

NCG is obviously jealous. Go GXIII go!
10-07-2010, 06:08 AM
NorthernChaosGod

His nuts, get off of them.
10-07-2010, 06:11 AM
Agent Proto

NCG is jealous that they're jumping on the GXIII bandwagon. Don't worry, you'll ~~blow him hard~~ beat him with your massive beard in no time!
10-07-2010, 06:12 AM
NorthernChaosGod

:lol: At least I have one cheerleader. Sort of.

You'll still be rewarded for your loyalty when I win.
10-07-2010, 06:51 AM
Pheesh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

...Did you trim it? It looks much shorter.

It realised how bad it looks and started to regress :D

Eric's beard makes his face look almost completely parallel; I vote someone make a gif of his head rotating clockwise!!
10-07-2010, 02:57 PM
Psychotic

Julian, I will back you as soon as you grow a true hobo beard, strap on Gears armour and declare your name to be Dom.
10-07-2010, 04:52 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Julian, I will back you as soon as you grow a true hobo beard, strap on Gears armour and declare your name to be Dom.

Will you be my Maria? :greenie:
10-10-2010, 10:36 AM
Jiro

I basically have missed a week, but I was away from the net for longer than expected. Not that it matters, there's still no change anyway xD

(SPOILER)
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...l/100_0327.jpg
10-10-2010, 04:04 PM
TheGlassesGirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

I basically have missed a week, but I was away from the net for longer than expected. Not that it matters, there's still no change anyway xD

(SPOILER)
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...l/100_0327.jpg

ARGH MY EYES.
Turn the flash off! Turn the flash off! D:
10-10-2010, 04:36 PM
Clo

I see a... a... hair? I bet there's more, it's just the picture quality.
10-10-2010, 07:26 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Turn off the flash, back the camera away.
10-11-2010, 12:49 AM
G13

You guys are insensitive jerks. He's very self conscious about his blindingly pale skin. :colbert:
10-11-2010, 01:19 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I thought vampires couldn't be photographed. :confused:
10-11-2010, 11:09 AM
TheGlassesGirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

You guys are insensitive jerks. He's very self conscious about his blindingly pale skin. :colbert:

Then maybe he should get a tan. Or at least use some spray on tan. On his chin. :doublecolbert:
10-11-2010, 12:31 PM
Jiro

It was night time that was all I could do and I don't want you guys getting a glimpse of my ugly mug.

..:(
10-11-2010, 02:56 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

It was night time that was all I could do and I don't want you guys getting a glimpse of my ugly mug.

..:(

There, there. We still love you, Dak.
10-11-2010, 03:46 PM
Peegee

you kids really need to remove me from the contest. I've been eliminated like a week ago

Here's a picture of me on Sunday. Notice my mustache is gone, thank God.

http://i52.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/2gtda85.jpg
10-11-2010, 04:09 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Wtf is still in this?
10-11-2010, 04:33 PM
Peegee

Everybody except myself.

@Dakota: I know you will shave before the 12 months is over - you are growing hair and it WILL start to be annoying after a while.

I'm waiting for your mustache to actually take form. Then you'll crazy. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT GROWS INWARD INTO YOUR MOUTH BWAHAHAA I CURSE THEE
10-11-2010, 06:08 PM
NorthernChaosGod

A bunch of people have dropped out though, all I can remember are Eric, Dakoda, Proto, and myself.
10-11-2010, 06:22 PM
Freya

And Sir Lancealot! He's bearding it up too!
10-11-2010, 07:11 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

A bunch of people have dropped out though, all I can remember are Eric, Dakoda, Proto, and myself.

I can't remember what I had for dinner
10-11-2010, 10:34 PM
TheGlassesGirl

Hmm, I should make my boyfriend shave his beard, and he can enter in my place.

Considering I have one X chromosome too many.
10-12-2010, 01:44 AM
Shorty

goddamn it, PG, you're a FAILURE

List of current contestants:

Blues Agent
Guardian XIII
Jiro
NCG
Sir Lancealot

I am extremely disappointed in all of the dropouts. Applause to those of you who have still lasted, and NCG who is still bouncing along even though he was three weeks late.
10-12-2010, 01:56 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

Hmm, I should make my boyfriend shave his beard, and he can enter in my place.

Considering I have one X chromosome too many.

No.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

Blues Agent
Guardian XIII
Jiro
NCG
Sir Lancealot

I am extremely disappointed in all of the dropouts. Applause to those of you who have still lasted, and NCG who is still bouncing along even though he was three weeks late.

:jess: I feel loved.
10-12-2010, 02:10 AM
TheGlassesGirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

Hmm, I should make my boyfriend shave his beard, and he can enter in my place.

Considering I have one X chromosome too many.

No.

I made him grow it to begin with. XP
10-12-2010, 04:17 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Do what you will, but he can't join. :p
10-12-2010, 04:49 AM
Agent Proto

You should enter your ankle! :D
10-12-2010, 04:52 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Do what you will, but he can't join. :p

Why's that? You entered late.
10-12-2010, 04:58 AM
Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blues Agent

You should enter your ankle! :D

Gross.
10-12-2010, 05:55 AM
Clo

Go, remaining participants! KEEP GROWIN' THOSE BEARDS! :cheer:
10-12-2010, 08:06 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Do what you will, but he can't join. :p

Why's that? You entered late.

Because I'm awesome and I asked ahead of time.
10-12-2010, 03:09 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

goddamn it, PG, you're a FAILURE

List of current contestants:

Blues Agent
Guardian XIII
Jiro
NCG
Sir Lancealot

I am extremely disappointed in all of the dropouts. Applause to those of you who have still lasted, and NCG who is still bouncing along even though he was three weeks late.

I never intended to last very long. In fact I wanted to back out but you said I wouldn't get banned, so I had to play until I went crazy.

You'll have fun with Dakoda because he has a genetic condition where his facial hair grows backwards.
10-12-2010, 03:25 PM
Shorty

Atleast the remaining contestants are taking this contest seriously. >:O Who wouldn't want a beardaclava!
10-12-2010, 04:15 PM
Peegee

You.

ps I'm going to laugh in a few months at anybody who is left. Dakoda actually told me he doesn't plan to shave for a year xDDD
10-12-2010, 07:19 PM
Inferno

Not a contestant, but whatever, here's a 8-10 days beard

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/308/scan001n.jpg
10-12-2010, 08:01 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I want a beardaclava!

Dak's not shaving for a year? XD I would too if it wasn't noticeable.
10-12-2010, 11:10 PM
Shorty

You wouldn't get away with it. Upstanding citizens would treat you like a dirty hobo infected with some sort of disease.

Dakoda will still look like a sweet young kid with some peachfuzz. n_n
10-12-2010, 11:54 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Haha, that was my point. :p I overtook Dak on my first week.
10-13-2010, 12:10 AM
Agent Proto

According to Naomi, my last picture was supposedly my Trollface, now prepare yourselves for my Rageface!

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...2/DSCN1167.jpg

:greenie:
10-13-2010, 01:37 AM
NorthernChaosGod

XD That's ace!
10-13-2010, 01:56 AM
G13

It's just... that... FACE!
10-13-2010, 03:31 AM
TheGlassesGirl

Nicely done! I should start scoring on "quality of facial expression"

NCG's tape-on-the-forehead is an automatic disqualification.
10-13-2010, 04:58 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

Nicely done! I should start scoring on "quality of facial expression"

NCG's tape-on-the-forehead is an automatic disqualification.

You shut your whore mouth.

You're not on the committee.
10-13-2010, 05:22 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

NCG's tape-on-the-forehead is an automatic disqualification.

:lol:

Actually, Julian, I believe she is. Naomi, Clo, Shlup, and Shorty, right?
10-13-2010, 05:24 AM
Shorty

That doesn't seem correct...
10-13-2010, 05:26 AM
Agent Proto

Yeah, I don't think Naomi is a judge. She's just pretending to be one.
10-13-2010, 05:27 AM
G13

*shrug* It's been so long, this beard is affecting my ability to recall certain bits of information.
10-13-2010, 05:29 AM
Shorty

Shush, I'm pretty sure Eric is trying to trick NGC!

No, really, Shlup, Clo and I are the judges/committee members. Although Naomi is doing a fine job of impersonating.

There are three members so if one disagrees with the others, the other two can just mud wrestle the other into shame and be done with the decisions.

Because along with beards, this contest is about mud wrestling.
10-13-2010, 05:40 AM
G13

haha No tricking here. I legitimately thought she was a judge.

She had me fooled. :|

No, no, I settle for nothing less than harassing Julian until he shaves, and I expect just as much from him. Though I may have to resort to tricks when his starts looking :bou::bou::bou::bou:tier than mine.
10-13-2010, 06:07 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Don't worry, I was paying attention. I know Naomi is full of :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

Eric is just worried that I'll overtake him soon and put his "beard" to shame. He's taken to making comments on my Facebook pictures about it.
10-13-2010, 06:27 AM
G13

If you can't take a joke then I just don't know what we're doing here anymore, J-dizzle.

Like this one. Your beard. hahahahahahahaha Now that's a joke!
10-13-2010, 07:11 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Oh, Eric, when will you learn that all the jokes in the world won't make the pubes you glued to your face anymore of a beard?
10-13-2010, 07:40 AM
G13

Oh, Julian, when will you learn a new joke?
10-13-2010, 07:40 AM
Shorty

Gross. That makes me think of that Jackass stunt.
10-13-2010, 07:43 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Oh, Julian, when will you learn a new joke?

When your chin stops looking like my nuts. :p
10-13-2010, 07:44 AM
Shorty

http://sites.google.com/site/martinh...in3_edited.jpg
10-13-2010, 07:56 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Oh, Julian, when will you learn a new joke?

When your chin stops looking like my nuts. :p

Your nuts are small with a slight cleft? :Oo:
10-13-2010, 07:58 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Some of us have two down there, it creates a "cleft" if you will. I'm sorry for your deformity, Lance.
10-13-2010, 02:43 PM
G13

We were talking about my chin you daft bastard.
10-13-2010, 02:55 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I understand that, you illiterate smurf.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

When your chin stops looking like my nuts. :p
10-13-2010, 06:27 PM
Shorty

Show me some beards for my birthday!
10-13-2010, 06:29 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I will! When I get home from school. :p
10-13-2010, 06:32 PM
Peegee

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._6833774_n.jpg

I refuse to shave below the lip :aimmad:
10-13-2010, 09:48 PM
Sir Lancealot

(SPOILER)http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/.../Image0014.jpg
10-13-2010, 09:55 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Lancealot

(SPOILER)http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/.../Image0014.jpg

By 3 months your beard will be easily manageable. Damnit people grow impossibly long beards!
10-13-2010, 11:44 PM
TheGlassesGirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

Shush, I'm pretty sure Eric is trying to trick NGC!

No, really, Shlup, Clo and I are the judges/committee members. Although Naomi is doing a fine job of impersonating.

There are three members so if one disagrees with the others, the other two can just mud wrestle the other into shame and be done with the decisions.

Because along with beards, this contest is about mud wrestling.

:lol: I honestly didn't mean to seem like a judge at all. I just wanted the boys to know my opinions on their chin scalps.
10-14-2010, 01:14 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I understand that, you illiterate smurf.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

When your chin stops looking like my nuts. :p

(SPOILER) It still makes no sense.That's not the part I meant. I was referring to my chin and you called me Lance Armstrong... Why? If my chin looks like your nuts then you are the one with the deformity, my friend. I cannot even imagine how you could have possibly gotten away with that when my nuts were never the nuts in question.

Anyways, here's my :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000061.jpg

You can really see how bad it is at that angle.
10-14-2010, 01:27 AM
NorthernChaosGod

My nuts have a "cleft" and yours don't, because you only have on ball. That was the implication, Eric.

ANYWAY, update time.

Week 2 (for me) pictures!
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e6...013001711a.jpg
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e6...1013001711.jpg
10-14-2010, 05:17 AM
Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

:lol: I honestly didn't mean to seem like a judge at all. I just wanted the boys to know my opinions on their chin scalps.

It's okay. You can be the Jillian Michaels of the contest - just insult them and push them to do better, and make sure you're never satisfied with their growth.
10-14-2010, 05:44 AM
Jiro

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...l/100_0330.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...l/100_0331.jpg

I will do this for years if I have to until I have a real beard :argh:
10-14-2010, 06:02 AM
Pheesh

Eric...looks....awesome.

It also looks like Jiro's going to end up with Wolverine sideburns before he gets a beard!!! AWESOME!!
10-14-2010, 06:10 AM
Rantz

Eric is starting to look like an angry Scotsman.

I... I super approve.
10-14-2010, 07:08 AM
Shorty

You're getting there, Jiro! n_n

Eric's beard is pretty suave and so is Lance's, but I have to say that even though NCG started late, he's making dash for it.
10-14-2010, 07:33 AM
G13

I'm being totally serious when I say that Julian's beard will be glorious. If he were given a month his beard would Kamehameha Wave style kick all of our asses. Even those who were not participating.

However, he is a vain man and probably won't let it get very old before he trims it. I would bet money on this! I won't because I'm dead broke at the moment but you see how sure I am.
10-14-2010, 11:09 AM
TheGlassesGirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

:lol: I honestly didn't mean to seem like a judge at all. I just wanted the boys to know my opinions on their chin scalps.

It's okay. You can be the Jillian Michaels of the contest - just insult them and push them to do better, and make sure you're never satisfied with their growth.

I can do that. :eek:

I WANT ZZ TOP TO LOOK AT YOU BOYS AND BE JEALOUS! :argh:

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

My nuts have a "cleft" and yours don't, because you only have on ball. That was the implication, Eric.

ANYWAY, update time.

Week 2 (for me) pictures!

Jesus, do you never wear a shirt?
10-14-2010, 05:00 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

You're getting there, Jiro! n_n

Eric's beard is pretty suave and so is Lance's, but I have to say that even though NCG started late, he's making dash for it.

:love:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

I'm being totally serious when I say that Julian's beard will be glorious. If he were given a month his beard would Kamehameha Wave style kick all of our asses. Even those who were not participating.

However, he is a vain man and probably won't let it get very old before he trims it. I would bet money on this! I won't because I'm dead broke at the moment but you see how sure I am.

The point came up when I went to the gym yesterday. I told my friend about the contest and then he just concludes with, "So you're not going to be talking to any girls for a while, huh?" I honestly didn't know what to say.

Regardless, I've gone much longer than a month just for shiggles. I can go longer for a contest. AND I WILL!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naomi The Insane

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

ANYWAY, update time.

Week 2 (for me) pictures!

Jesus, do you never wear a shirt?

Yes, I never wear a shirt. :jess:
10-14-2010, 07:20 PM
qwertysaur

So then this would be your natural enemy. :p
10-14-2010, 08:28 PM
Clo

Look at them bearded fellas.

Eric, I am super impressed. If you SHAVE AND DROP OUT OF THIS COMPETITION LIKE THESE OTHER LOSERS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND TEAR UP YOUR MONSTER T-SHIRT I SWEAR TO-

Lance's beard is coming along nicely too.
10-14-2010, 10:01 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwertysaur

So then this would be your natural enemy. :p

Yeah, pretty much. I think it should require pants instead of a shirt.
10-15-2010, 01:48 AM
Freya

I think Lancealot is gonna be a surprise underdog. Unless Dak never shaves for the next two years xD

I believe Eric said he wants to aim for a Viking beard. Likeeehttp://mimg.ugo.com/201003/40338/how...on-vikings.jpg

If so he totally wins by a long shot.
10-15-2010, 02:17 AM
NorthernChaosGod

That's Gerard Butler right there, the only one who can possibly come close to that is me.
10-15-2010, 02:53 AM
G13

Worry not, Clograb, I don't plan on shaving for a very long time.

Julian man, you don't fool me. One word from a certain female you happen to be courting and that thing comes off.
10-15-2010, 08:21 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Nah, bitches think I'm handsome with a beard. /smug
10-15-2010, 04:57 PM
qwertysaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwertysaur

So then this would be your natural enemy. :p

Yeah, pretty much. I think it should require pants instead of a shirt.

That would be discriminatory to the skirt and especially to the Kilt. :colbert:
10-15-2010, 06:30 PM
NorthernChaosGod

You just said skirt twice.
10-15-2010, 06:46 PM
Psychotic

Holy smurf Eric's beard is PT Obi-Wan's beard. Dude, style your hair like his in Episode III. It must be done.
10-15-2010, 07:13 PM
Clo

Eric's beard is destined to be braided.
10-15-2010, 10:52 PM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000061.jpg

I do believe you have a very hairy caterpillar on your upper lip, good sir.
10-16-2010, 03:33 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Holy smurf Eric's beard is PT Obi-Wan's beard. Dude, style your hair like his in Episode III. It must be done.

If I remember I'll do it next picture. :monster:
10-19-2010, 06:10 PM
Shorty

Reminder - tomorrow is update day!
10-19-2010, 06:27 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I would just like to say that Eric has stated that my beard kicks his beard's ass.

That is all.
10-19-2010, 09:52 PM
G13

Prove it. :smug:
10-19-2010, 11:22 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Do you deny it?
10-19-2010, 11:34 PM
Psychotic

Of course my man smurfing denies it. You have a bitch beard. I've stayed away from the "heh im better at hair growth than you! :smug:" thing until now, but come the smurf on, I can grow more hair than that on my little toe. Meanwhile, our hero, Guardian XIII, Lord of the Beards, sports an almighty mountain of facial fur that could and likely will swallow your precious "San Diego" whole, purging the world of that stinking :bou::bou::bou::bou:heap once and for all.

That's another smurfing thing

Carmen smurfing San Diego?

smurf you and smurf your entire city

that is not a smurfing surname

GOD DAMN
10-20-2010, 12:23 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Now back in the realm of people who matter...
10-20-2010, 12:41 AM
Psychotic

I see you are as good at comebacks as you are at growing a beard :monster:

seriously man

who the smurf uses the word "realm"

What are you, some sort of god damn renaissance fair reject?

I DO VERILY SMITE THEE DOWN ON YONDER INTERNETTERY!

the smurf

the smurf

can't wait 'til tomorrow when my boy Eric smashes your bitch beard into oblivion. He's a champion. He's going all the way to the top. This contest and your mother will both soon be his.
10-20-2010, 02:22 AM
Agent Proto

I've got a message for everyone. This concerns the other event going on.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...2/DSCN1180.jpg
10-20-2010, 03:11 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I see you are as good at comebacks as you are at growing a beard :monster:

seriously man

who the smurf uses the word "realm"

What are you, some sort of god damn renaissance fair reject?

I DO VERILY SMITE THEE DOWN ON YONDER INTERNETTERY!

the smurf

the smurf

can't wait 'til tomorrow when my boy Eric smashes your bitch beard into oblivion. He's a champion. He's going all the way to the top. This contest and your mother will both soon be his.

Oh, how sweeter you make my impending victory.
10-20-2010, 03:14 AM
G13

I'm tempted to not vote just so we're down some competition but dammit, Proto, you're too awesome to say no to. I'll vote. I'll vote the hell out of it.

Also, Psy I smurfing love you.

smurfing

love

you

:aimkiss:
10-20-2010, 03:22 AM
Agent Proto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

I'm tempted to not vote just so we're down some competition but dammit, Proto, you're too awesome to say no to. I'll vote. I'll vote the hell out of it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...2/DSCN1183.jpg
:thumb:
10-20-2010, 03:25 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I voted before being prompted, I'm better than Eric.
10-20-2010, 03:31 AM
G13

He threatened to shave, and while I urge you to shave now and save yourself some embarrassment, I would truly be saddened should any of these other fine chaps shave their magnificent beards.

I saved a beard, Julian! What did you do today?
10-20-2010, 03:40 AM
Shorty

I applause Jeff's genius threats. Well-played, sir.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

I saved a beard, Julian!

God bless you, G13.
10-20-2010, 07:37 AM
Rantz

I salute you for your noble act of heroism, Eric. And your beard. But mostly the heroism.
10-20-2010, 07:42 AM
G13

Well, you know, I just thought "What would Jesus' beard do?"
10-20-2010, 12:45 PM
Jiro

What would his beard do indeed! I will have to remember to update in the morn.
10-20-2010, 03:05 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

I saved a beard, Julian! What did you do today?

Got a date?
10-20-2010, 08:04 PM
Clo

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

I saved a beard, Julian! What did you do today?

Got a date?

He's asking you if YOU have a date, Eric. Make his dreams come true.
10-21-2010, 12:40 AM
NorthernChaosGod

No I'm not.

EDIT: Picture updates!

Week 3 (for me):
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e6...1020001724.jpg
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e6...1020001725.jpg
10-21-2010, 03:38 AM
Shorty

Oh man. Julian, I am thoroughly impressed by your beard so far.
10-21-2010, 04:07 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Thanks, Sarah! :monster:
10-21-2010, 04:12 AM
Sir Lancealot

(SPOILER)http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/.../Image0015.jpg
10-21-2010, 01:02 PM
Jiro

Only have the webcam on me, so sorry about the picture quality.

(SPOILER)http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...icture0031.jpg
10-21-2010, 03:26 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

Oh man. Julian, I am thoroughly impressed by your beard so far.

I secretly am too!

Lancealot might be a dark horse for this thing though. He doesn't look like a freak at all with the fuzz. He looks like a regular guy.

As for Jiro, I swear when I saw that pic that it was Rantz. It's the eyebrow, man!
10-21-2010, 04:31 PM
Clo

Maybe Jiro can win with eyebrow hair growth.

Also, I'm impressed with both Lance and Julian.
10-21-2010, 05:23 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Dammit, Dak. You don't grow anything, you can just forget to shave for a year. :mad2:
10-22-2010, 01:22 AM
G13

Sorry I'm late. I went outside yesterday. :jess:

(SPOILER)http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000064.jpg
10-22-2010, 05:27 AM
NorthernChaosGod

How did you not come back all red and blistered? o_O
10-22-2010, 05:33 AM
Shorty

Ahaha, Eric xD Julian may have a good shot, but Eric is raping everyone right now.

also - JIRO, I'm so pleased with your growth :love: You are seriously putting forth the best effort.

and oh my god, Lance! A forest seems to have exploded all over your face! I think you and Eric are maybe tied right about now.
10-22-2010, 05:52 AM
NorthernChaosGod

You're supposed to be my cheerleader. :(
10-22-2010, 05:56 AM
G13

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

How did you not come back all red and blistered? o_O

You think I'm a fool? It was overcast. :monster:
10-22-2010, 07:30 AM
NorthernChaosGod

You don't live in Forks, do you? :Oo:
10-22-2010, 08:09 AM
G13

I've put up with a lot of your :bou::bou::bou::bou: in here but what you're insinuating is just inexcusable. :stare:
10-22-2010, 09:20 AM
Agent Proto

Man, I don't think I'm capable of growing a full beard. It doesn't look like it's happening, but the best I could pull off is a Dr. Quest beard!

http://www.whatsitsgalore.com/art/drquest2.jpg
10-22-2010, 05:25 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

I've put up with a lot of your :bou::bou::bou::bou: in here but what you're insinuating is just inexcusable. :stare:

You brought it upon yourself. :colbert:
10-22-2010, 09:39 PM
Peegee

Jiro did anybody even notice you stopped shaving?
10-22-2010, 09:50 PM
Inferno

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peegee

Jiro did anybody even notice you stopped shaving?

To shave, it had to start growing
10-23-2010, 02:52 AM
TheGlassesGirl

According to my analysis, the male still don't smile, or wear shirts. Except G13, who is beasting the competition with that grinning mouth and denakedness fabric. Apparently, smiling and wearing upper torso clothing stimulates your hair follicles, or some :bou::bou::bou::bou: like that.

If you boys haven't figured it out, I'm OCD up the wall.
10-23-2010, 03:53 AM
NorthernChaosGod

You know, I did actually wear a shirt in the last update. I'll make sure to make the rest of them topless again.
10-23-2010, 03:14 PM
TheGlassesGirl

You still didn't smile. :colbert:
10-23-2010, 08:53 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I don't smile.
10-24-2010, 12:03 AM
TheGlassesGirl

WELL, THEN. :doublecolbert:
10-24-2010, 12:41 AM
NorthernChaosGod

You broke my heart, this is what happens.
10-24-2010, 02:17 AM
TheGlassesGirl

Except, I really don't care, so what does it matter?
10-24-2010, 02:31 AM
NorthernChaosGod

It doesn't, I wouldn't smile either way. smurf that noise.
10-24-2010, 10:56 AM
Jiro

People have started noticing weird hairy growths on my face. This is not a usual occurrence. However the fact that my [lack] of facial hair grows asymmetrically :argh: means you can't see anything if you look from the left.

Oh and Clo, if I tried real hard, I might just be able to monobrow this bitch up
10-24-2010, 07:34 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Oh and Clo, if I tried real hard, I might just be able to monobrow this bitch up

DO IT! :cool:
10-25-2010, 12:33 AM
Madonna

I do pity people who cannot grow full beards, but instead look as if they contracted mange. My sympathies, people who know whom they are.
10-25-2010, 12:47 AM
rubah

I am happy with the progress shewn on the last page
10-25-2010, 12:53 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubah

I am happy with the progress shewn on the last page

I'm not on that page. :(
10-25-2010, 02:05 AM
Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genius Lynx

I do pity people who cannot grow full beards, but instead look as if they contracted mange. My sympathies, people who know whom they are.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself! I am very please with my contestants!
10-25-2010, 05:42 AM
rubah

yes you are, dopey. 30ppp
10-25-2010, 05:51 AM
NorthernChaosGod

:monster: I might get around to changing my posts per page setting one of these... years.
10-25-2010, 07:03 AM
Bunny

I am starting to question my sexual appetite thanks to this thread.
10-25-2010, 07:09 AM
G13

Are you saying you want to eat our beards for sexfast? :confused:
10-25-2010, 07:30 AM
Bunny

Something far more deviant.
10-25-2010, 07:49 AM
G13

:jokey:
10-25-2010, 09:41 AM
Jiro

Wait, more deviant? I don't even want to know.
10-25-2010, 03:21 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I could stand to hear a little more.
10-25-2010, 05:47 PM
Peegee

If you hint you must explain. Unless it's with rubah then you can hint all you want while she explodes.
10-25-2010, 10:17 PM
Melissaur

This is why I stay out of GC! But as always I'm rooting for Eric :love:
10-25-2010, 10:31 PM
Clo

Eric's a goddamn beast.
10-26-2010, 12:44 AM
NorthernChaosGod

smurf you beezies.
10-26-2010, 12:51 AM
Melissaur

It's not that I don't lerv you. I just lerv Eric more
10-26-2010, 01:50 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Bias!
10-26-2010, 02:16 AM
Agent Proto

Bias indeed! >:O
10-26-2010, 02:16 AM
Freya

I'm trying to decide if lancealots hair on his head is longer than his beard... I can't decide if his beard has gotten that far yet....

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