The EoFF Beard Contest

[TheGlassesGirl]

I honestly didn't mean to seem like a judge at all. I just wanted the boys to know my opinions on their chin scalps.

It's okay. You can be the Jillian Michaels of the contest - just insult them and push them to do better, and make sure you're never satisfied with their growth.

I can do that.

I WANT ZZ TOP TO LOOK AT YOU BOYS AND BE JEALOUS!

My nuts have a "cleft" and yours don't, because you only have on ball. That was the implication, Eric.

ANYWAY, update time.

Week 2 (for me) pictures!

Jesus, do you never wear a shirt?