Ciddies Revelations! End of Year 2010!

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

woo thanks! <3 *kills puppies*

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Nooo, not my comrades! :(

This is why I voted for Shorty. Shorty is obviously the female Gandi combined with the female Reagan. <3

Evilest Member
Last winner: Raistlin · Nomination Leader: Bunny

The Nominees
Baloki · Bunny · DK · kotora · Marshall Banana · Psychotic · Raistlin · Roto13 · Shiny · ShlupQuack

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin	Bunny (6/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	kotora (2/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Raistlin (1/10)
Freya Shiny	Marshall Banana (1/10)

Will bunny continue on his winning streak?

What a lovely compliment. Ghandi Reagan. I think I'll change my custom title to that!

Winning streak? I won it in June. Though Bunny has won it at least once before, and probably will win it this time.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight as The Ultimate Warrior

Warrior's nomination speech for most evil member.. Hoak hogan

TextThe WARRIOR is angry, Hoak Hogan, because the evil that is Hulkimania has seeped in the core of WARRIORness of EyesonWrestlemaniaaah!

We will now, Hoak hogan, look at those that the antibodies of Hulkamania has seeped through into their gooey veins of evil. The fans will then decide, Hoak hogan, who the WARRIOR shall pound his mighty jaw of justice into and recieve the Ciddie for most evil member of EyesonWrestlemaniaah!

First there is Baloki, Hoak Hogan, which is just like evil Hulkamania, only
also a furry, the most evil beings that ever disgraced EyesonWrestlemaniaah!
His programming will no doubt, Hoak Hogan, trample us all under the raging elephants!

Second there is an evil rabbit named bunny, like Hoak Hogan, but then a bunny.
maskerading as an honest wrestler, but then, Hoak Hogan, resists the poison of the WARRIOR, feeling me, feeding me, the knowledge of his evil ways. His mask of indifference, hoak hogan, only clouds his evil intentions, that are rooted in the ways of Hulkamania!

Then there is DK, better known as DOAK HOGAN, the evil twin of Hoak hogan, Hoak Hogan, always entering the wrestling ring, not even challanging the great WARRIOR, and then calling behind his back that he doesn't come to show the power of the WARRIOR? His evil Hulkamania ways will be the end of him, if the fans of EyesonWreslemania decide this will be the last match, he will ever take, Hoak Hogan.

The WARRIOR will not spend more than a minute on the Hoak Hogan impersonator that is kotora. We all know that Hoak Hogan is secretly Dutch, Hoak Hogan, and that all Dutch people don't even watch EyesonWrestlemania. What evil men would not even watch wrestling, the sport of the gods above, those not even worthy of Hulkamania?

Marshall Banana, always pretending to be the cute wrestler, Hoak hogan,unbecoming, never shows the power of the WARRIOR, yet always wins the matches. This is the purest evil of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan. Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, because the only way to survive the retribution of the Ultimate WARRIOR is to nuke him from orbit, Hoak Hogan.

All wrestlers that enter the ring in Eyesonwrestlemania must be sane, like WARRIOR, but some hulkamaniacs like psychotic, have no code of honour, Hoak Hogan, and will tea bag a fellow warrior when he's down. The Ultimate WARRIOR will not stand for this, Hoak Hogan, the gods above have given me the power to smack him to the dimension where only his self will protect him from the power that is THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR.

Raistlin shows no class, Hoak hogan, as the most evil of wrestlers, he pimps out other honest wrestlers to hulkamaniacs, so they will be perverted to become that which WARRIOR does not stand for: HOAK HOGAN, Hoak Hogan. If he wins, the WARRIOR will make sure that Raistlin himself will enter the ring of Eyesonwrestlemania and receives the punishment as the WARRIOR swells until his anger will explode all over him.

The wrestler, Hoak Hogan, that is called Roto13 has already been banned once from Eyesonwrestlemaniaah. So what can we expect, Hoak Hogan, from the evil ways of such a Hulkamaniac. Shall the WARRIOR lay down the justice once and for all, the judgement of the gods as he delivers eyesonwrestlemania of the Hulkamaniacs?

Shiny seems like a wrestler the WARRIOR would be proud of, Hoak hogan, but she-

*crash*

-she, Hoak Hogan, keeps hitting the WARRIOR with chairs. Such evil ways are only becoming of a Hulkamaniac. Warrior does not hit women, Hoak Hogan, but will her evil ways come out to light?

ShlupQuack, long ago, when she was young, was one of the true WARRIORs, Hoak hogan, but has long been taken by the evil raistlin and turned into the most evil thing, that ever disgraced Eyesonwrestlemania... A FEMALE HOAK HOGAN. Shall the fans of wrestlemania make the WARRIOR defeat the female counterpart of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan?

Who shall it be, fans of Eyesonwrestlemania. Who is the most evil, the most hoak hogan, that The Ultimate WARRIOR shall lay justice upon?

*wralala noise*

You can feel it too! You can feel it.

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You want to know how to win this? Just say to people: "Remember the ducktales song?"

DK...............5
Marshall Banana..5
ShlupQuack.......5
Psychotic........4
kotora...........3
Roto13...........2
Baloki...........1
RSL..............1
Shiny............0

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight as The Ultimate Warrior

Warrior's nomination speech for most evil member.. Hoak hogan

TextThe WARRIOR is angry, Hoak Hogan, because the evil that is Hulkimania has seeped in the core of WARRIORness of EyesonWrestlemaniaaah!

We will now, Hoak hogan, look at those that the antibodies of Hulkamania has seeped through into their gooey veins of evil. The fans will then decide, Hoak hogan, who the WARRIOR shall pound his mighty jaw of justice into and recieve the Ciddie for most evil member of EyesonWrestlemaniaah!

First there is Baloki, Hoak Hogan, which is just like evil Hulkamania, only
also a furry, the most evil beings that ever disgraced EyesonWrestlemaniaah!
His programming will no doubt, Hoak Hogan, trample us all under the raging elephants!

Second there is an evil rabbit named bunny, like Hoak Hogan, but then a bunny.
maskerading as an honest wrestler, but then, Hoak Hogan, resists the poison of the WARRIOR, feeling me, feeding me, the knowledge of his evil ways. His mask of indifference, hoak hogan, only clouds his evil intentions, that are rooted in the ways of Hulkamania!

Then there is DK, better known as DOAK HOGAN, the evil twin of Hoak hogan, Hoak Hogan, always entering the wrestling ring, not even challanging the great WARRIOR, and then calling behind his back that he doesn't come to show the power of the WARRIOR? His evil Hulkamania ways will be the end of him, if the fans of EyesonWreslemania decide this will be the last match, he will ever take, Hoak Hogan.

The WARRIOR will not spend more than a minute on the Hoak Hogan impersonator that is kotora. We all know that Hoak Hogan is secretly Dutch, Hoak Hogan, and that all Dutch people don't even watch EyesonWrestlemania. What evil men would not even watch wrestling, the sport of the gods above, those not even worthy of Hulkamania?

Marshall Banana, always pretending to be the cute wrestler, Hoak hogan,unbecoming, never shows the power of the WARRIOR, yet always wins the matches. This is the purest evil of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan. Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, because the only way to survive the retribution of the Ultimate WARRIOR is to nuke him from orbit, Hoak Hogan.

All wrestlers that enter the ring in Eyesonwrestlemania must be sane, like WARRIOR, but some hulkamaniacs like psychotic, have no code of honour, Hoak Hogan, and will tea bag a fellow warrior when he's down. The Ultimate WARRIOR will not stand for this, Hoak Hogan, the gods above have given me the power to smack him to the dimension where only his self will protect him from the power that is THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR.

Raistlin shows no class, Hoak hogan, as the most evil of wrestlers, he pimps out other honest wrestlers to hulkamaniacs, so they will be perverted to become that which WARRIOR does not stand for: HOAK HOGAN, Hoak Hogan. If he wins, the WARRIOR will make sure that Raistlin himself will enter the ring of Eyesonwrestlemania and receives the punishment as the WARRIOR swells until his anger will explode all over him.

The wrestler, Hoak Hogan, that is called Roto13 has already been banned once from Eyesonwrestlemaniaah. So what can we expect, Hoak Hogan, from the evil ways of such a Hulkamaniac. Shall the WARRIOR lay down the justice once and for all, the judgement of the gods as he delivers eyesonwrestlemania of the Hulkamaniacs?

Shiny seems like a wrestler the WARRIOR would be proud of, Hoak hogan, but she-

*crash*

-she, Hoak Hogan, keeps hitting the WARRIOR with chairs. Such evil ways are only becoming of a Hulkamaniac. Warrior does not hit women, Hoak Hogan, but will her evil ways come out to light?

ShlupQuack, long ago, when she was young, was one of the true WARRIORs, Hoak hogan, but has long been taken by the evil raistlin and turned into the most evil thing, that ever disgraced Eyesonwrestlemania... A FEMALE HOAK HOGAN. Shall the fans of wrestlemania make the WARRIOR defeat the female counterpart of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan?

Who shall it be, fans of Eyesonwrestlemania. Who is the most evil, the most hoak hogan, that The Ultimate WARRIOR shall lay justice upon?

*wralala noise*

You can feel it too! You can feel it.

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I LIED. I LIED ABOUT LADDY'S SPEECH BEING THE BEST. THIS SPEECH. OH GOD.

Oh me, oh my!

That speech took dedication! :D

Raistlin.........9

Bunny............8

Bunny lost? This is a conspiracy! I will make a formal protest!

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight as The Ultimate Warrior

Warrior's nomination speech for most evil member.. Hoak hogan

TextThe WARRIOR is angry, Hoak Hogan, because the evil that is Hulkimania has seeped in the core of WARRIORness of EyesonWrestlemaniaaah!

We will now, Hoak hogan, look at those that the antibodies of Hulkamania has seeped through into their gooey veins of evil. The fans will then decide, Hoak hogan, who the WARRIOR shall pound his mighty jaw of justice into and recieve the Ciddie for most evil member of EyesonWrestlemaniaah!

First there is Baloki, Hoak Hogan, which is just like evil Hulkamania, only
also a furry, the most evil beings that ever disgraced EyesonWrestlemaniaah!
His programming will no doubt, Hoak Hogan, trample us all under the raging elephants!

Second there is an evil rabbit named bunny, like Hoak Hogan, but then a bunny.
maskerading as an honest wrestler, but then, Hoak Hogan, resists the poison of the WARRIOR, feeling me, feeding me, the knowledge of his evil ways. His mask of indifference, hoak hogan, only clouds his evil intentions, that are rooted in the ways of Hulkamania!

Then there is DK, better known as DOAK HOGAN, the evil twin of Hoak hogan, Hoak Hogan, always entering the wrestling ring, not even challanging the great WARRIOR, and then calling behind his back that he doesn't come to show the power of the WARRIOR? His evil Hulkamania ways will be the end of him, if the fans of EyesonWreslemania decide this will be the last match, he will ever take, Hoak Hogan.

The WARRIOR will not spend more than a minute on the Hoak Hogan impersonator that is kotora. We all know that Hoak Hogan is secretly Dutch, Hoak Hogan, and that all Dutch people don't even watch EyesonWrestlemania. What evil men would not even watch wrestling, the sport of the gods above, those not even worthy of Hulkamania?

Marshall Banana, always pretending to be the cute wrestler, Hoak hogan,unbecoming, never shows the power of the WARRIOR, yet always wins the matches. This is the purest evil of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan. Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, because the only way to survive the retribution of the Ultimate WARRIOR is to nuke him from orbit, Hoak Hogan.

All wrestlers that enter the ring in Eyesonwrestlemania must be sane, like WARRIOR, but some hulkamaniacs like psychotic, have no code of honour, Hoak Hogan, and will tea bag a fellow warrior when he's down. The Ultimate WARRIOR will not stand for this, Hoak Hogan, the gods above have given me the power to smack him to the dimension where only his self will protect him from the power that is THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR.

Raistlin shows no class, Hoak hogan, as the most evil of wrestlers, he pimps out other honest wrestlers to hulkamaniacs, so they will be perverted to become that which WARRIOR does not stand for: HOAK HOGAN, Hoak Hogan. If he wins, the WARRIOR will make sure that Raistlin himself will enter the ring of Eyesonwrestlemania and receives the punishment as the WARRIOR swells until his anger will explode all over him.

The wrestler, Hoak Hogan, that is called Roto13 has already been banned once from Eyesonwrestlemaniaah. So what can we expect, Hoak Hogan, from the evil ways of such a Hulkamaniac. Shall the WARRIOR lay down the justice once and for all, the judgement of the gods as he delivers eyesonwrestlemania of the Hulkamaniacs?

Shiny seems like a wrestler the WARRIOR would be proud of, Hoak hogan, but she-

*crash*

-she, Hoak Hogan, keeps hitting the WARRIOR with chairs. Such evil ways are only becoming of a Hulkamaniac. Warrior does not hit women, Hoak Hogan, but will her evil ways come out to light?

ShlupQuack, long ago, when she was young, was one of the true WARRIORs, Hoak hogan, but has long been taken by the evil raistlin and turned into the most evil thing, that ever disgraced Eyesonwrestlemania... A FEMALE HOAK HOGAN. Shall the fans of wrestlemania make the WARRIOR defeat the female counterpart of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan?

Who shall it be, fans of Eyesonwrestlemania. Who is the most evil, the most hoak hogan, that The Ultimate WARRIOR shall lay justice upon?

*wralala noise*

You can feel it too! You can feel it.

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I LIED. I LIED ABOUT LADDY'S SPEECH BEING THE BEST. THIS SPEECH. OH GOD.

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She didn't ask for my babies because she knew I'd say yes.

AK made foa orgasm it seemed.

Excuse me for not being Dutch and having a microphone.

haha, well done, Wesley.

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Originally Posted by Laddy

AK made foa orgasm it seemed.

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My most proudest achievement of 2011 to date.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

Bunny lost? This is a conspiracy! I will make a formal protest!

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight as The Ultimate Warrior

Warrior's nomination speech for most evil member.. Hoak hogan

TextThe WARRIOR is angry, Hoak Hogan, because the evil that is Hulkimania has seeped in the core of WARRIORness of EyesonWrestlemaniaaah!

We will now, Hoak hogan, look at those that the antibodies of Hulkamania has seeped through into their gooey veins of evil. The fans will then decide, Hoak hogan, who the WARRIOR shall pound his mighty jaw of justice into and recieve the Ciddie for most evil member of EyesonWrestlemaniaah!

First there is Baloki, Hoak Hogan, which is just like evil Hulkamania, only
also a furry, the most evil beings that ever disgraced EyesonWrestlemaniaah!
His programming will no doubt, Hoak Hogan, trample us all under the raging elephants!

Second there is an evil rabbit named bunny, like Hoak Hogan, but then a bunny.
maskerading as an honest wrestler, but then, Hoak Hogan, resists the poison of the WARRIOR, feeling me, feeding me, the knowledge of his evil ways. His mask of indifference, hoak hogan, only clouds his evil intentions, that are rooted in the ways of Hulkamania!

Then there is DK, better known as DOAK HOGAN, the evil twin of Hoak hogan, Hoak Hogan, always entering the wrestling ring, not even challanging the great WARRIOR, and then calling behind his back that he doesn't come to show the power of the WARRIOR? His evil Hulkamania ways will be the end of him, if the fans of EyesonWreslemania decide this will be the last match, he will ever take, Hoak Hogan.

The WARRIOR will not spend more than a minute on the Hoak Hogan impersonator that is kotora. We all know that Hoak Hogan is secretly Dutch, Hoak Hogan, and that all Dutch people don't even watch EyesonWrestlemania. What evil men would not even watch wrestling, the sport of the gods above, those not even worthy of Hulkamania?

Marshall Banana, always pretending to be the cute wrestler, Hoak hogan,unbecoming, never shows the power of the WARRIOR, yet always wins the matches. This is the purest evil of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan. Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, because the only way to survive the retribution of the Ultimate WARRIOR is to nuke him from orbit, Hoak Hogan.

All wrestlers that enter the ring in Eyesonwrestlemania must be sane, like WARRIOR, but some hulkamaniacs like psychotic, have no code of honour, Hoak Hogan, and will tea bag a fellow warrior when he's down. The Ultimate WARRIOR will not stand for this, Hoak Hogan, the gods above have given me the power to smack him to the dimension where only his self will protect him from the power that is THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR.

Raistlin shows no class, Hoak hogan, as the most evil of wrestlers, he pimps out other honest wrestlers to hulkamaniacs, so they will be perverted to become that which WARRIOR does not stand for: HOAK HOGAN, Hoak Hogan. If he wins, the WARRIOR will make sure that Raistlin himself will enter the ring of Eyesonwrestlemania and receives the punishment as the WARRIOR swells until his anger will explode all over him.

The wrestler, Hoak Hogan, that is called Roto13 has already been banned once from Eyesonwrestlemaniaah. So what can we expect, Hoak Hogan, from the evil ways of such a Hulkamaniac. Shall the WARRIOR lay down the justice once and for all, the judgement of the gods as he delivers eyesonwrestlemania of the Hulkamaniacs?

Shiny seems like a wrestler the WARRIOR would be proud of, Hoak hogan, but she-

*crash*

-she, Hoak Hogan, keeps hitting the WARRIOR with chairs. Such evil ways are only becoming of a Hulkamaniac. Warrior does not hit women, Hoak Hogan, but will her evil ways come out to light?

ShlupQuack, long ago, when she was young, was one of the true WARRIORs, Hoak hogan, but has long been taken by the evil raistlin and turned into the most evil thing, that ever disgraced Eyesonwrestlemania... A FEMALE HOAK HOGAN. Shall the fans of wrestlemania make the WARRIOR defeat the female counterpart of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan?

Who shall it be, fans of Eyesonwrestlemania. Who is the most evil, the most hoak hogan, that The Ultimate WARRIOR shall lay justice upon?

*wralala noise*

You can feel it too! You can feel it.

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I LIED. I LIED ABOUT LADDY'S SPEECH BEING THE BEST. THIS SPEECH. OH GOD.

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She didn't ask for my babies because she knew I'd say yes.

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By the looks of it, she's already pregnant.

Sexiest/Cutest Male
Last winner: Levian · Nomination Leader: Levian

The Nominees
Blues Agent's Package · enano · Jiro · Laddy · Levian · Rantzien · Rodarian

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro	Blues Agent's Package (7/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Jiro (2/10)
Freya Shiny	Rantzien (1/10)

I better win, I'm just gorgeous!

Let's call them tied! Because the both make me lol forever.

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Originally Posted by Rye's Sexiest Male Speech

Rye is unable to make it to write this speech. There was an unfortunate incident involving a lit fart and well... Iceglow has decided to step in to help write this speech. Be gentle on the little lamb.

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Awrite then we're going to be doing this Causer-smif style then. I'm Iceglow AKA The Raven and you all know me from the general gaming forum where I was one of the ninja turtles in Halo thwee, well I was supposed to be until (and this :bou::bou::bou::bou: is smurfing asburd.) I had work that day at HMV, the fwagship store in the busiest strreet in the world in london. Anyway I'm basing this on how my mum would like you if you were brought home to her (of course it wouldn't be me doing that, i would be too busy shagging your mum and especially Paul's mum at the same time, you know that's the way i lean obviously.) because i can't tell if a man is sexy or not since that's the way i lean obviously, so :bou::bou::bou::bou: it would be my hag sister who disconnected the rwouter if we pretended she could get a man as sexy as paul I mean the contestants here.
rite, OK, we have Blues Agent's package aka the masterdong of wittle geoffry. it's great because this one time i was pwaying halo with the boys and :bou::bou::bou::bou: suddenly Dan starts saying "WITTLE GEFFRY WITTLE GEFFRY MMMMBRRRRR" while I pretty much sniped God out of the sky it was a great night, great memories of the boys. Blue's Agent's a really awright guy. I see him posting a lot in general gaming a lot and he's also a Asian which reminds me that I as on the underground to work in the fwagshop HMV on Oxford street and as I sit down this Asian bird sits across from me. And I swear it she was giving me the eye like nothing else, there was only one thing on her mind (Shagging, and it wasn't with Dan's mum either, ill tell you that.) Oh and my mum would probably like the bloke because he is good at video games, like me, so she would be reminded of me, and she loves her son. plus blues agent works hard on eoff like I do at HMV so she would like that too. OK then enano, well Ive never seen the man myself, but this yeti ski mask avatar is really hot like stupid sexy fwanders, and actually that reminds me let me tell you all on behalf of HMV we have the box set of Simpsons on sale for da howidays I was actually stocking it when I saw Marilyn Manson snorting a line of dwugs (my mum wouldn't approve of that :bou::bou::bou::bou: so enano would already be better in mum's eyes than Marilyn Manson, good going mate) in the bathroom stall. I heard from one of the boys that enano has a really awesome beard. my mum would like him for that because it would remind her of me, since my polish blood lets me grow a three inch beard in just about a day, so she would relate to him and let him into the family. the first then you need to know about Jiro then is that he is an awstrawian which means he probalby hasnt shagged a sheep (unfortunately the same cant be said about his mom and my Causer-smif dick) Seriously though awstrawia has smurfing hot birds have you even seen the barmaids there? man, the other day i was on the train this awstrawian woman stepped on with blonde hair and long sexy legs man, and she gave me the eye without a doubt, i may put up a missed connections on cwagslist later anyway back to our friend Jiro, he also has long feminine legs. too bad for him that he's not a bird otherwise he could ride da elephantttttt MMMMMBRRRR. i guess mum would like him because he is goodlooking fellow, too hot for my sis though, am i right mate? well when i first heard of ranzien i laughed I thought who would call their childn ponce but then i learned he's from SCAAAHNdanavia so that explains it. speaking of which I saw this one icelander bird on the underground going to work at HMV once and she was well sexy plus she was giving yours truly the eye i could have had a dead filthy shag with her but i had to give Bono of U2 a tour of the shop so i didn't have the chance to get her number. anyway pontus would do well if you took him home to me mum beause he is a friendl;y man and very polite which women all like, plus he is not afraid of having a strawberry fight with marsha bananar, girls like that sort of thing. much too good for my witch sister and she would cut him off from talking to his mum and dad back in noway. speaking of denmark, there's Levian. He is a really cool bwoke who i would vigorously hump. in the face in halo, that's a teabag and i am the prince of the teabag, I'll have you know. anyway seriously Levian is cool and he takes photos that the girls really like. even though he's too good for my sister, i know she woudl totally cwush harder on him than i cwush jackals with my warthog in halo thwee (Though i totally ride in the back anyway because the boys need me as a sniper to save their skins afterall and that's what boys do when they pway with the boys.) "ok laddy laddy laddy what to say about laddy. i guess its a different audience who voted for him lol not that i am an expert but i don't judge eiether whatever floats your boat even if i can't understand why you wouldn't like a nice piece of skirt. well anyway talking about laddy he certainly loves his corgis which women must find sweet and adorable me mum always told my sistder judge a man by the pets he keeps so those cute puppies must net attention though personally i wuold want a tough dog like a hustky but again i don't judge. laddy is definitely a snappy dresser and i hear you'll get his attention if you tell him "you're the only ten I see" hahaha that's a pun you see because he is from tennessee. humor brought to you causer-smif style. Awright, okay okay what can we say about mr rodarion? he's another snappy dressed but this time because he's an actual fashion designer! wow, there's something that'll net the women right there, the man knows how to dress himself and how to dress you girls (though i prefer undressing you hhehehe ). also a successful man like roadarion wouldn't have to put up with my sister's bull:bou::bou::bou::bou: he can just buy new internet whenever he wants and he can tell her to smurf off. you'd think i could do the same but apparently working at the fwagshop hmv shop in London isn't enough success for her whatever you can't stop The Raven from getting online and dishing out comments on all the lovely ladies as well as twolling everyone who plasys halo with my skills (I'm the second best on eoff except for paul)

anyway, enjoy the rest of your :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty Ciddies I have a date with a dildo, and that's to use to shag your mum. don't listen to what Dan said, i don't use it because my size is too small. it's because i'm too big. take it from paul's mum. :smug: (Oh and if I dont win most hardcore winner i'll get you with me sniper wifle.)

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<3 Works for me.

It's like how he talks, but then in text. I think my brain just imploded.

Still made me lol though.

Rodarian...............4
Laddy..................3
Rantzien...............3
enano..................1
RSL....................1

): Looks like I'm on the bottom again.

Bahaha that's one of the best speeches xD

ugh I can't even read it. I'll just wait for the winners xD

If Levian doesn't win this some people will have to get their eyes fixed

Blues Agent's Package..10

Jiro...................9
Levian.................9

ahaha what is happening to this forum

Seriously. :/ I don't even understand how this is possible!

Oh wow, I did not expect to beat Bunny this time around. Good job, everyone, in recognizing my badass evilness. http://www.thegamersalliance.net/for...ilies/pimp.gif

EDIT: Haha nice xD

Sexiest/Cutest Female
Last winner: Imperfectionist · Nomination Leader: Fujiko

The Nominees
Clo · Fujiko · Miriel · Miss_Lulu · rubah · Rye · Shorty · Zeldy

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane	Miss_Lulu (4/10)
Clo Raistlin	Clo (3/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	Fujiko (1/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Zeldy (1/10)
Freya Shiny	Rye (1/10)

There was no speech written for this, so let's just get straight to it. Which of these lovely ladies is going to take home this Ciddie? We've got a fine selection, so bring it to EoFF for having some hot mamas! :jess:

It amuses me to no end that Shlup has not even been nominated for this ever since I introduced this sig. Her boobs are just that saggy.

Zeldy......6
Fujiko.....5
Rye........4
Shorty.....4
Miriel.....3
rubah......3
RSL........1

I am just making a post so we can get on with this.

Clo........9

Miss_Lulu..8

Clo is kicking ass with votes!

woo me and rye tied n_n

That was kind of a weird moment of silence during the revelation for that last category! AWKWARD!

It's just getting later, or maybe dinner time is taking people away. But congrats to the two well-deserved finalists for the last award.

EDIT: And just ignore when Crystal comes on and inevitably denies deserving this.

Oh man I can't wait until we reach the grand finale: Most Helpful Techy. I am on the edge of my seat.

Oh yeah, it is that time of day to eat dinner, isn't it? Smurf it! Let's continue this :bou::bou::bou::bou:! We bet you all are excited for the rest of the revelations to come!

Moving on, folks.

Best Custom Rank
Last winner: Mo-Nercy · Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack

The Nominees
Jiro · Peegee · ShlupQuack

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro	ShlupQuack (4/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Jiro (3/10)
Freya Shiny	Peegee (3/10)

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

Oh man I can't wait until we reach the grand finale: Most Helpful Techy. I am on the edge of my seat.

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You can thank PG for much of the 1200+ rep points I am giving you for this very amusing comment.

PG's isn't even a real title. GO JIRO

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Custom ranks, what is there to say about them? We've all got one. Some of them are funny. Some of them I just don't get. Apparently only three people have the only good ones in the entire forum. :confused:

My brotha Jiro's is about kicking boats or some :bou::bou::bou::bou:. I personally don't geddit but whatever floats his... boat. Yeah. :eep:

Peegee's is the most confusing! Wesley Raistlin Raistlin? Why? For the love of God, why!?

It is ShlupQuack's density! There's really nothing negative to be said of this one, it's a fat joke in itself! I'll probably receive a PM from Wesley Raistlin Raistlin offering to name his firstborn after me now, but I just can't go on anymore after this horrifying ordeal.

Why did I even agree to this? *takes cyanide pill*

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Yeah, how the hell is PG even up for this? Go everyone-but-PG!

This reminds me of football, where I root for everyone-but-the-Patriots.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

Oh man I can't wait until we reach the grand finale: Most Helpful Techy. I am on the edge of my seat.

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You can thank PG for much of the 1200+ rep points I am giving you for this very amusing comment.

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Whoa, you weren't exaggerating xD

This is why we've been pestering everyone to nominate. So this doesn't happen! BUT YOU GUYS DISAPPOINTED US.

But we digress! *grumbles*... oh yeah! We all know who's not winning this Ciddie...

Peegee......5
RSL.........1

Guys I feel bad for not having done a speech so let me do one for Sexiest/Cutest female right here

Now every good sandwich loving man will know that women are truly wonderful creatures. They get stuck in and make you sandwiches and :bou::bou::bou::bou:. But you have to appreciate the fact that they look good too. I mean you wouldn't be eating those sandwiches if women looked like Gollum now would you?

So next time you're being a chauvinistic prick, remember that being nice to the super hot female will probably net you more than just sandwiches. And then finally you'll be able to go down to the pub and brag that after 30 years you can finally say it's not just your mom's tits that you suckled.

PEACE

ShlupQuack..18

Jiro........16

Oh man I was so close. If I had voted for myself like a shameless hack I would've tied it up! CONGRATS SHLUPPERS, NOW GO FORTH BECAUSE IT IS YOUR DENSITY.

Why are jokes less funny when I say them?

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

Whoa, you weren't exaggerating xD

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I'm not sure mortal minds can really comprehend how much I have been rep'd the past two weeks -- 99% from one person. MILF is in the same boat.

haha, shlup won it xD

It's okay, Jiro, I like that you kick boats.

Best Avatar
Last winner: The Man · Nomination Leader: Bunny

The Nominees
Bunny · Clo · Del Murder · Guardian XIII · Jiro · Rye

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane	Clo (5/10)
Clo Raistlin	Del Murder (2/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	Jiro (1/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Guardian XIII (1/10)
Freya Shiny	Bunny (1/10)

Bunny or Clo should really win this. I would be happy with either. Gabe's glare never fails to amuse me.

:party:

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Originally Posted by Blues Agent

Avatars!!! Oh how we love our avatars! Some change their avatars to fit a certain theme, while some do not. However, these six members up for Best Avatar currently have the best avatars of the moment! Who are they and what do their avatars represent? Let's find out!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...ar24387_21.gif Bunny

Ah, the Christmasified version of his angry Gabe avatar. A perfect representation of his lovable personification.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...tar33614_4.gif Clo

Another Christmasified avatar that belongs to Clo. It is the Party Cat in all of its glory. This avatar represents Clo, and it even has its own smiley! :party: Now isn't that an avatar worth winning?

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...tar1390_38.gif Del Murder

A classic no doubt. This avatar IS Del Murder, and nothing will ever change that about him. It's like the ugly Chocobo avatar that belongs to Loony BoB. It has the recognition, but other than that, the member is nothing without it.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...ar22997_22.gif Guardian XIII

This avatar is so badass, that Guardian XIII is now currently recognized as a Mandalorian bounty hunter based of the Boba Fett character from Star Wars. Now when we see a picture of Boba Fett, we think of Guardian XIII. Of course, we could do with the previous avatar Guardian XIII had, but who cares, it's Boba Fett all the way!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...ar11784_21.gif Jiro

Inspired by his failed attempt to win the EoFF Beard Contest, Jiro's avatar has now become an inspiration to everyone who wants to grow a massive beard. To Jiro, this is what he wants to become, and fear not Jiro, your dreams will come true. NEVER LET GO OF YOUR DREAMS, BE LIKE JIRO AND SHOUT AS YOUR BEARD GROW LARGE.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...ar6473_186.gif Rye

And finally we have our only animated avatar. This adorable sprite of a star peeking out of a cloud sprouting rain in the form of sparkles ignites the imaginations of many! How cute, there's even a baby star hiding next to the big star! Don't you just want to stand underneath that cloud to be showered by stardust from this? I know I would want to!

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I'm rooting for Bunny on this one. Sorry, all.

Oh man this is still ongoing? I'm going back to bed

Thanks for all of the nominations, though!

After 25 awards, these are the prediction standings.

Raistlin: 13
Jessweeee♪: 12
Psychotic: 12
Freya: 11
Naomi The Insane: 11
Aerith's Knight: 10
Shiny: 10
Clo: 9
Sir Lancealot: 8
Jiro: 6
Genius Lynx: 5

Bunny..........7
Guardian XIII..7
Jiro...........4
Rye............4
RSL............1

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

Whoa, you weren't exaggerating xD

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I'm not sure mortal minds can really comprehend how much I have been rep'd the past two weeks -- 99% from one person. MILF is in the same boat.

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It truly is terrifying.

Raistlin is doing pretty good with the predictions!

:party:
Clo............10

Del Murder.....8

Nooo Bunny. :( But at least Crystal won, so it's ok.

And it always surprises me if I'm doing well in predictions, as it seems like I get a lot wrong. But the winner is never much more than 50% anyway.

Also :party:

Best Signature
Last winner: Jessweeee♪ · Nomination Leader: Rantzien

The Nominees
Del Murder · eternal essence · Freya · I'm my own MILF · Rantzien · Shorty

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro	Rantzien (7/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Shorty (2/10)
Freya Shiny	eternal essence (1/10)

ee and I are clearly superior because of the content of our signatures.

Obviously. :shiny:

Confederacy 4 lief

You freedom-hating southie.

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Originally Posted by Blues Agent

...And the Nominees
For Best Signature follows.
Who'll end up on top?

Del Murder

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Proud to be the Official Secret Illegal Enforcer at Eyes on Final Fantasy!
Nobody remembers the event that ran smoothly, or the ordinary day. People only remember chaos.
-Antonicles

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Paramount Pictures
Now featuring 'Del Murder'
It's a true classic

eternal essence

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http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2.../ramonasig.png

A ride out of town might just take the town right out of the girl.

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Ramona Flowers
Pretty in purple and pink
Huh? There's no pink here!?

Freya

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http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ars/Freya2.gif
Artwork by this guy. http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/x...tdinobadge.png

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There are three owls here
One of them is named Hoodolph
He has a red nose

I'm my own MILF

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http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/y...3211585744.jpg

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It's CARMEGEDDON
Used to be the Rebel flag
Such an epic shame

Rantzien

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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/4horsemen.gif

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The four dead horsemen
Fear for your lives, everyone!
One has a big sword!

Shorty

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http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/i...ynes/roxy1.jpg

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There's an angry chick
Grow a beard or face her wrath
Just for Shorty's sake

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Confederacy 4 lief

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Never forget the War of Northern Aggression from those freedom-hating tyrants.

That's a oretty good speech I had there, too bad Jessweeee's awesome signature wasn't nominated. :(

I know :(

Freya............6
Shorty...........6
Del Murder.......5
RSL..............1

:bounce:

I'm my own MILF..8

eternal essence..7
Rantzien.........7

WHAT THE smurf

That's them breaks, darling. :aimkiss:

Look at that! Another ciddie predicted by none!

Congratz :D

You're ALL freedom-hating southies. This is outrageous! I WILL NOT STAND FOR HUXLEY WINNING THIS AWARD

Oh, it's now Best Artist! Let's see if black orb will continue his winning ways or perhaps is it time for a newcomer to take the award?

Best Artist
Last winner: black orb · Nomination Leader: Pete for President

The Nominees
black orb · Blues Agent · novaheaven · Pete for President · Sagensyg

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin	black orb (6/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	Sagensyg (2/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Pete for President (1/10)
Freya Shiny	novaheaven (1/10)

What that's what you get when the South rises again led by a bloodstained General Lee driven by Ainsley :aimkiss:

I am glad to see justice done in this category and I commend you all for your wise decision that respects both state's rights and TV chefs and controversial videogames.

Edit: Sarah, y u mad tho?

Well, I'll be going to bed, so I can't post prediction scores anymore! Either you'll have to wait until the morning, or someone else will have to keep track!

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You're ALL freedom-hating southies. This is outrageous! I WILL NOT STAND FOR HUXLEY WINNING THIS AWARD

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Maybe you you should best sit down then. :D

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

I'm not sure I can properly convey just how great these artists are with words. It's probably possible, but it could very well rend this physical world asunder... Or maybe not, but why chance it? Instead I will share with you some of my favorite pieces by these nominees.

black orb
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...rtblackorb.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...tblackorb2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...tblackorb3.jpg

Blues Agent
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...s/ArtProto.png

novaheaven
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...novaheaven.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...ovaheaven2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...ovaheaven3.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...ovaheaven4.jpg

Pete for President
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...rPresident.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...President2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...President3.jpg

Sagensyg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...rtSagensyg.png
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...tSagensyg2.png
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...tSagensyg3.png

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Blues Agent.........7
Pete for President..7
novaheaven..........4
RSL.................1

:party:

I am back.

I'm gonna go and review what you guys have done, I'm sure you've all made terrible decisions.

Uh

I honestly never even saw any of novaheaven's stuff, but you can consider my vote to be changed to him because holy smurf

You seriously did this on New Years. I wake up from my hangover with seventeen pages to read. You three bastards.

I am satisfied with the results so far though. And the Best Male speech was epic in exactly seven ways.

Should be no surprise here.

black orb...........12

Sagensyg............8

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

You seriously did this on New Years. I wake up from my hangover with seventeen pages to read. You three bastards.

I am satisfied with the results so far though. And the Best Male speech was epic in exactly seven ways.

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We aim to please! :aimkiss::aimkiss::aimkiss:

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Uh

I honestly never even saw any of novaheaven's stuff, but you can consider my vote to be changed to him because holy smurf

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Yeah seriously.

Best Writer
Last winner: Guardian XIII · Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
eternal essence · Guardian XIII · Jiro · Psychotic

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro	Guardian XIII (8/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Psychotic (1/10)
Freya Shiny	eternal essence (1/10)

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Originally Posted by Anonymous

BEST WRITER
Writing is a thing. People possess lots of things. Writing may be possessed. Many people may possess writing. Some writing is bad. Some, better. Mostly, it is all mediocre. The focus here is the category in the middle. That one: better. We thought as a whole about people writing. As a whole we thought some people wrote better than others. The others are mentioned only to be immediately ignored. The focus here shall be on some people. A list of some people mentioned goes like this: eternal essence, Guardian XIII, Jiro, and Psychotic. These people are no longer some people but they are not other people. They are instead our candidates for the 2010 Winter Ciddies Best Writer Award. One of them will win the award. Everyone else will lose. It would be disappointing to lose. Award Cerberus will now reveal who was appointed our winner...

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oh my god. super late but goddamn it, nova and Pete, you guys are really good. Pete, I especially love your style.

It would be great if we could get more posts from you guys in between our own postings! Thanks!

Anyway, the following starving writers will not win.

Jiro.............7
eternal essence..5
RSL..............1

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

It would be great if we could get more posts from you guys in between our own postings! Thanks!

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No.

I want to say, like 5 pages late, that AK and Rye had the best speeches. THE. BEST. SPEECHES. ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

And now to be cliche, congrats to all the winners :p I actually mean it, though!

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Originally Posted by freya

Clo – Party cat is all over this forum with it’s partying. Party hard party cat. Party cat needs to be fed more awards giving it more reason to party. Or Clo, who is now synonymous with party cat in my mind. Meow!

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:party: Actually, it's booze and cookies that fuel my partying. Awards are somewhat party-inspirational, but they look like Cid and they're naked in an unattractive way.

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Originally Posted by foa

WE WANT CLOSTLIN BABIES, DAMMIT.

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AND I WOULD DROWN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM, AND YOU WOULD ALL THANK ME FOR IT AND GIVE ME AN AWARD.

And you respond to THAT, but you ignore my sexual advances, foa?! You're cold, woman, very cold. And cruel.

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Originally Posted by wes the ruh-tard

EDIT: And just ignore when Crystal comes on and inevitably denies deserving this.

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Because sexiest/cutest female, are you all CRAZY?! I thank Shlup's comments for this, so thank you, Shlup's Comments, for making every male on the forum feel bad. They all deserve it, if anything is deserved. :mad2:

Wait, I'll end this nicely.

Congrats to all the winners. :jess:

Mandalorian XIII
Guardian XIII....16

Psychotic........8

Eric is clearly the Lord of the Forums.

I don't understand how I don't always win Best Writer. Have you people never read my poem?

Though Eric does deserve this.

About that Eric being Lord of the Forums... he's not up for Best Poster. How unfortunate! :hahaha:

Best Poster
Last winner: Raistlin · Nomination Leader: Raistlin

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF · Laddy · Levian · Raistlin · Rantzien · Rye · Yeargdribble

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane	I'm my own MILF (4/10)
Clo Raistlin	Rantzien (2/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	Raistlin (2/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Rye (1/10)
Freya Shiny	Levian (1/10)

How the smurf did I get second? I haven't done any writing in, like, a year! Or am I still riding the wave of the adventures?

You've got the second most votes, duh!

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Originally Posted by Anonymous

BEST POSTER
During voting, I hope you remembered that a poster looks like this:

http://i52.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/25al1l3.jpg

And not like this:

http://i53.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/24p9jpj.jpg

That is a collage of pictures with a logo. A poster is a human being who posts on a message board, like the person whom I shared above. Incidentally, if any of our posters looked like that, you probably voted for them instead of a poster that looked like this:

http://i53.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/24p9jpj.jpg

Because again, that is a sheet of inked paper. Incidentally, it is also featured in the first image in this speech. If you want to confirm this, you can take a look here:

http://i52.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/25al1l3.jpg

See?

Honestly, I hope you judge I'm my own MILF, Laddy,
Levian, Raistlin, Rantzien, Rye, and Yeargdribble on shirt content and not the size of their breasts. I mean pants content. Post content. Post.

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How the smurf did I get second? I haven't done any writing in, like, a year! Or am I still riding the wave of the adventures?

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I'm sure you're riding on something to get nominated.

That Clo! :jess:

The following needs to post more to win next time! :greenie::p:greenie:

Levian...........6
Rantzien.........6
Yeargdribble.....6
Laddy............3
Rye..............2
RSL..............1

Posters post!

I'm disappointed that the winner is not female. That picture is a grossly inaccurate description of what a poster is.

It should've been a hot guy!

I'm my own MILF..10

Raistlin.........9

And with that, we'll take a brief break so take this time to comment about the results so far! We'll be back to continue REAL QUICK!

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Originally Posted by Blues Agent

I'm disappointed that the winner is not female. That picture is a grossly inaccurate description of what a poster is.

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don't encourage them to pose in a similar outfit, because they smurfing will.

Nicely played Sir Huxlington, your posts are indeed a marvel!

Why do you guys keep taking breaks?

Do I hear fapping?

Nice job, honey buns. :aimkiss:

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Originally Posted by Rye

Nice job, honey buns. :aimkiss:

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I think you should do some roleplay where he is Sir Huxlington, knight of the realm, and you're a humble yet buxom serving wench. That or you could be a dragon he has slayed and has decided to claim a, uh, special reward from. I'm not going to judge.

And my one Ciddie streak ends. It's ok; this award was not nearly as hilarious without Shlup to mock. And at least it went to one of the few reliably rational posters in EoEO discussions.

And yes, a cerberus should not need breaks!

1st place: Me, 10 votes
2nd place: Raist, 9 votes

Why Wes, I do believe they might be coming around to our sagacious and enlightened way of thinking.

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Originally Posted by Clo

Why do you guys keep taking breaks?

Do I hear fapping?

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:shifty: I had to take the dog outside, and I brewed some hot cocoa while waiting for him to do his business...

Now that we're back, let's resume with a VENGENCE! :radred:

Best Spammer
Last winner: Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Nomination Leader: Peegee

The Nominees
Bunny · Christmas · NorthernChaosGod · Peegee · ShlupQuack

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Peegee (9/10)
Freya Shiny	ShlupQuack (1/10)

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Originally Posted by Clo

Eric, Julian, I have some toys you might want to borrow when you celebrate your win tonight.

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:nonono: Don't make me come after you.

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

This place is really somethin'! You can get threads shut down and a reprimanding because of the massive amount of stupidity you pour into them and then receive an award for it six months later. How awesome is that!?

Bunny – I called him a spammer or a troll or something once. I actually went out of the way to do it. I hunted him down and PMed the hell out of him. I don't remember how he responded but he went on to post many pictures of what I assumed to be a gorilla in a bikini later that day. Maybe that was the response.

Christmas – One of the better spammers on this here fora. She has an uncanny ability to keep you interested in her spam. It's amazing! It's a gift!

NorthernChaosGod – He's a spammer and he doesn't even realize it. It's all on accident!

Peegee – Peegee's not a spammer. I don't understand why he's even up for this award. You all have a horrible sense of humor. :|

ShlupQuack – Shlup spams? Ohhh... I get it. Guys, this award is for the people who post massive amounts of annoying, not eats massive amounts of spam! It's okay, it was an honest mistake.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

1st place: Me, 10 votes
2nd place: Raist, 9 votes

Why Wes, I do believe they might be coming around to our sagacious and enlightened way of thinking.

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It's more likely it was for our comments about Shlup being fat.

... which may be what you meant.

Christmas.........10
NorthernChaosGod..6
ShlupQuack........2
RSL...............1

My nomination and vote for ShlupQuack was worth it :monster:

I think you all just like smurfing with me with these awards.

Peegee............13

Bunny.............11

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Rye

Nice job, honey buns. :aimkiss:

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I think you should do some roleplay where he is Sir Huxlington, knight of the realm, and you're a humble yet buxom serving wench. That or you could be a dragon he has slayed and has decided to claim a, uh, special reward from. I'm not going to judge.

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Mmmm dress her up as a dead dragon? Excellent idea!

We don't have a speech for this Ciddie, so someone better come up with something real quick!

Best Chatter
Last winner: Melissaur · Nomination Leader: Fujiko

The Nominees
Fujiko · Melissaur · o_O · Rye

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin	Fujiko (5/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	Melissaur (2/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Rye (2/10)
Freya Shiny	o_O (1/10)

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Clo

Eric, Julian, I have some toys you might want to borrow when you celebrate your win tonight.

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:nonono: Don't make me come after you.

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You need to, to get the toys.

No speech? Fine with us. Not like everyone really cares about the chat room. What? It's true!

They need to show more #eoff Pride

o_O........9
Melissaur..6
RSL........1

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Originally Posted by Award Cerberus

No speech? Fine with us. Not like everyone really cares about the chat room. What? It's true!

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Roogle is going to find you and kill you.

Also hahaha Jess in the final two this is funny.

:D:wacky::D

Fujiko.....13

Rye........12

Congrats Fujiko!

I don't even remember what I predicted. I think I voted Rye, though, because it would've been funny.

Congratulations, Fuj :aimkiss:

Amusingly close Ciddie!

Best Visitor Messager
Last winner: Christmas · Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Christmas · Fujiko · Iceglow · nik0tine · Rantzien · Shiny

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin	Rantzien (5/10)
Sir Lancealot Jiro	Christmas (3/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Fujiko (1/10)
Freya Shiny	Shiny (1/10)

hahaha oh man I would have loved if Rye won this one

That's hilarious. XD You guys.

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Originally Posted by Clo

Quote:

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Clo

Eric, Julian, I have some toys you might want to borrow when you celebrate your win tonight.

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:nonono: Don't make me come after you.

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You need to, to get the toys.

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And use on you.

Again, a Ciddie with no speech! But that doesn't mean we shouldn't recognize our nominees! Remember, they seem to be the best kind of members to get a Visitor Message from, or someone you like getting into conversations using them! Why don't you send them a Visitor Message some day? We're sure they will appreciate you for it. :):):)

Fujiko.....5
Iceglow....2
nik0tine...2
RSL........1

Christmas..13

Rantzien...8
Shiny......8

I will cautiously but enthusiastically cheer for Mr. Pontavius.

edit: OR I WILL NOT APPARENTLY.

damnit this is why I should never post in the ciddies thread (I am always too slow)

Here's a new Ciddie we're introducing! Hopefully this will encourage more blogs in the future!

Best Blogger
Last winner: --- · Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack

The Nominees
Miriel · ShlupQuack · Yeargdribble

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro	ShlupQuack (5/10)
Psychotic Aerith's Knight	Yeargdribble (4/10)
Freya Shiny	Miriel (1/10)

Yearg and Shlup are both worthwhile bloggers. I like Yearg's stuff because it's different. Go Yearg!

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Originally Posted by Anonymous

BEST BLOGGER
Just check this out! I just heard about these cool things called "blogs"! They're just like journals, but online, and just about everyone reads them so they're not so private! So you can just make one and not so far in the future, people can read your "blog"!

Just to cover the facts, we're just going to introduce our not so secret competitors for Best Blogger!

First up is Miriel, the blogger behind the just so named blog Miriel! Notable entries include the topics of mognet messaging titles and pasta-making! She likes Del Murder, not so long walks on the beaches, and photography! I just hope this write-up goes into Miriel's blog!

ShlupQuack is just our second competitor and the brains behind the blog ShlupQuack! Just inside her blog, you can find entries about her dead husband, over-eating, and octopi jewelry! Not so surprising is that her interests include eating, octopi, and ponchos! This is just my gut feeling, but I bet a panda losing is not so usual for ShlupQuack!


What can I just say about Yeargdribble, contestant three and the soloist behind the Yeargdribble blog? In the mountain of entries in his blog, you can find Yeargdribble tackling just about every topic in the word! Open relationships, racism, and Nick Jonas are not so foreign subjects when it comes to this blog! Can he just have what it takes to win?

Fanfiction, I'm just putting you away! These members' blogs are dynamite! And just the one with the most bang is!!!

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I have never used the blogging system. I don't really know what the smurf I'd blog about.

More people should write blogs.

I have nothing to write about though.

I'M BORING.

And inappropriate.

Go Yearg!

You can blog about anything, I'm sure. Hell, there's even a blog for the Babekeepers! :D I hear they need to get back in shape, or something.

Yeargdribble..9
RSL...........1

You all fail. :mad2:

ShlupQuack....19

Miriel........9

:mad2:

Yearg writes better and has more life commentary than all you roving failbots from the planet Fail where your fail genitals fail to please the fail womenfolk.

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Originally Posted by AC

In some way or another, food is involved with the winning blog!

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Are you calling Shlup fat?

cali girlfight!

I would honestly pay to watch the two of them in a straight up fight.

And here we have a "popular" Ciddie making its glorious return to the spotlight!

Best Thread
Last winner: most important thread ever on eoff · Nomination Leader: The EoFF Beard Contest

The Nominees
The EoFF Beard Contest ·
Mindsmurf Mafia - GAME OVER - Town Win - The Triple H gods are the heroes! · Raistlin is overpowered and invincible · VG Babes of the Week

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro Psychotic Aerith's Knight Freya	The EoFF Beard Contest (9/10)
Shiny	Raistlin is overpowered and invincible (1/10)

Don't say "popular" like that you god damn mutt. Best Thread/Post are glorious :colbert:

I'm proud to have contributed to the glory of two of these :shobon: But I doubt either will win.

Go beards go! Scratch your competition into the dust!

There is no speech for this Ciddie, but here's a BOLD prediction we're going to make. The thread that wins will no doubt be stored forever in the General Archive for future generations of members to read and enjoy!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-g...abes-week.html........................................................7
http://forums.eyesonff.com/mafia/133...ds-heroes.html..6
RSL.........................................................................1


Poor RSL. :monster:

Ah, the video game babes never stood a chance against the beards. :(

Imagine Raistlin in second place. He eats toast, weeping while remembering what he wanted to be. He's so cold, yet aroused.

Courtesy comment to further along this AGONIZINGLY SLOW SESSION.

I did not make that thread and am not at all responsible for it.

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http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...nvincible.html......................................9

It's a good day to have a beard!

oh wait

that is every day.

goddamn right.

those boys made that thread thrive and it was glorious <3

Another Ciddie making a return! Rep this post if you want to keep this!

Best Post
Last winner: Video thread of doing random stuff to Quin · Nomination Leader: Engagements and Proposals.

The Nominees
Engagements and Proposals. · Halo Reach: Heroes in a half-shell, TURTLE GOD DAMN POWER! · http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-sq...ml#post2936490

Who they predicted to win...
Psychotic

Jessweeee♪ Clo Sir Lancealot Jiro Aerith's Knight Shiny	Halo Reach: Heroes in a half-shell, TURTLE GOD DAMN POWER! (6/10)
Naomi The Insane Raistlin Freya	Engagements and Proposals. (3/10)
http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-sq...ml#post2936490 (1/10)

I am proud of my own creation in this, and Dennis's post was just smurfing sublime, but I don't know if anything can stop the Eric Ciddies juggernaut.

No speech, but we'll add the contents of each post for your amusement!

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Perfect proposal right here.

Take your girl to a nice restaurant.

Get the band to play your song.

Let her order whatever she wants.

When the food comes turn your cap backwards. Did I forget to add that you should be wearing a cap? Well you should be.

As they set the food down stand up and, in front of the whole restaurant, scream "I CHOOSE YOU!" while simultaneously throwing a pokeball with the ring in it as hard as you can at her.

What happens next really depends on the ring in the thing you just smashed into the side of her head. :/

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

The Usual EoFF Halo Crew™ of myself, DK, I'm my own MILF and Quin decided to take on Halo Reach's Legendary campaign. Naturally the campaign is, of course, a bag of :bou::bou::bou::bou:, and only twats want to play it, so naturally we put our own spin on it to make it more interesting. Those of you capable of reading thread titles will no doubt realise what it is, but for those who haven't, we were Ninja Turtles.

Wearing green armour, with blue, red, orange and purple trims, backed up with service tags of LEO (Huxley), RAPH (myself), MIKE (Dan) and DON (Quin) we charged into battle.

And it was glorious.

For those who appreciate brilliance, click this handy link:

YouTube - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme

Then enjoy.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles1.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles2.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles3.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles4.jpg

Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles5.jpg

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles6.jpg

We're really hip

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles22.jpg

They're heroes in the half-shell

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles7.jpg

And they're green

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles8.jpg

Hey, get a grip!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/turtles9.jpg

When the evil Shredder attacks

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles10.jpg

These Turtle boys don't cut no slack!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles11.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles12.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles13.jpg

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles14.jpg

He's a radical rat!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles15.jpg

Leonardo leads

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles16.jpg

Donatello does machines

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles17.jpg

That's a fact, Jack!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles18.jpg

Raphael is cool but rude

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles19.jpg

Give me a break!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles20.jpg

Michaelangelo is a party dude

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles21.jpg

PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles23.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles24.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles26.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles25.jpg

Heroes in a half-shell turtle power!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../turtles27.jpg

TURTLE POWER!

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Originally Posted by [M] The Ultimate Warrior

This is the challenge of the Ultimate WARRIOR to MinMax the coward. Will this pathetic wrestler accept the match?

Warrior vs. MinMax promo

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http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-sq...ml#post2936490.......5
RSL.........................................................1

Awww Dennis.

Pokemon and TMNT, if its not clear enough for you. :greenie:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2922731...................................17

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-g...ml#post2930515..12

Eric is unstoppable. I'm... kinda afraid.

All three posts were great, imo!

I repped Eric's post as soon as it was made. It was indeed fantastic.

We'd make a joke, but we're not that funny. :p:greenie::p

Funniest Member
Last winner: Psychotic · Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Bunny · Guardian XIII · Iceglow · Psychotic · Rantzien

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Jiro Aerith's Knight Shiny	Psychotic (7/10)
Naomi The Insane Psychotic Freya	Bunny (3/10)

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Bunny – Purely unintentional, I'm sure. It's like something out of a movie for this guy, he does his best to make sure you know how much he hates you and you all think it's a joke. He really smurfing hates you!

Guardian XIII – wtf :eyebrow:

Iceglow – More often than not he is the joke and not the joker. Poor bastard.

Psychotic – Usually his posts make me :lol:, but then it turns into a :crying2: because I just can't handle that much funny.

Rantzien – If I tallied up the amount of rep I've given this man it would calculate to... a big number.

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If Eric wins this, I think I'll just die.

Eric truly is a god amongst men. I'd know.

You certainly would. How did those toys work out for you? Comfortable?

I was a little :| about the best post ciddie because honestly only a Communist or a Shorty-esque hippy could vote against that Reach glory. However, when this exceptionally blunt and on-the-nose comment was made

"Iceglow – More often than not he is the joke and not the joker. Poor bastard."

I forgave everything.

Bunny..........7
Guardian XIII..5
Iceglow........4
RSL............1

You adore my hippiness.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

You certainly would. How did those toys work out for you? Comfortable?

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What does my relations with Clo have to do with Eric? :confused:

most of his time as an administrator on a Final Fantasy forum. It's funny because it applies to both of them.

Psychotic......18

Rantzien.......8

Thank you, Eyes on FF. You're my heroes, each and every one of you. :)

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Originally Posted by Shorty

You certainly would. How did those toys work out for you? Comfortable?

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:lol:

I GAVE THEM THE BEST, FOR THAT KIND OF ACTIVITY ANYHOW.

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Originally Posted by NCG

What does my relations with Clo have to do with Eric? :confused:

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Our relations were me saying "Hello, enjoy the toys, you two! *WINK WINK*" as I stopped at the lovenest of Julian and Eric to drop off the goods before heading out to the bar.

She gave you the toys TO USE WITH ERIC, DUMMY

and congratulations, Psy n_n

Weirdest Member
Last winner: Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Nomination Leader: Peegee

The Nominees
Alive-Man · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Iceglow · Meat Puppet · Peegee · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ Naomi The Insane Clo Raistlin Sir Lancealot Shiny	Peegee (6/10)
Jiro Aerith's Knight	Hypoallergenic Cactuar (2/10)
Psychotic Freya	Iceglow (2/10)

Isn't it weird that we have no speech for this Ciddie? Weird like all the nominees up for it. Oh gosh, we're so smurfing weirded out by all the weirdness in this Ciddie! How's that for a :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty speech? Enough of that, who's gonna win?

Obligatory post. :D

Cram it, Proto! :mad2:

Iceglow.................7
Alive-Man...............5
Wolf Kanno..............4
Meat Puppet.............1
RSL.....................1

All of the nominees are male, I note.

edit: awww da fwagship :(