The 20th Ciddies Revelations Thread - Come, post, enjoy the celebrations!

As I said. :mad2:

I AM HALFWAY THROUGH THE CIDDIES

ABOUT 6 HOURS

IT'S 10:22PM

OH GOD

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

I AM HALFWAY THROUGH THE CIDDIES

ABOUT 6 HOURS

IT'S 10:22PM

OH GOD

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Less with the talky, talky, more with the awardy, awardy :p

Best Visitor Messager
Last winner: Christmas · Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Christmas · I Don't Need A Name · Jiro · Psychotic

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Christmas Psychotic Jiro Jiro I Don't Need A Name Jiro I Don't Need A Name

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Originally Posted by You'll just have to guess!

The Best User Noter Award. Or Visitor Messager. I can never remember which. It occurred to me that the best way to do a speech for this award was to be completely self centred and talk about my personal conversations with each of the nominees!

Christmas and I have talked about asian women going pew pew! We also discussed the wonderful warm feeling that you get from spreading HATE around, passing it on to each and every person you meet. There was also that glittery dancer that everybody seemed to get for New Years. You can pull Christmas up on originality, but damn does she get around. In a good way, of course.

Jiro and I have talked about a lot of things. The first thing was whether this made him insane. He really wanted to know if he could be the Brad Pitt to my Edward Norton, but I told him he couldn't be either and to go back in the hole. We also like to discuss fine australian culture, food and where that dingo got to with my baby. I tell you what though, he has a habit of forgetting to respond so I have to slap him around a bit.

I Don't Need A Name and I have discussed things like how to become a rockstar (tip: you just learn to suck up) and quality video gaming on the ps3. We have also discussed the notable absence of Quin on the forums and are plotting a way to return him. I don't know if jelly down his pants will work, but let's cross our fingers and hope for the best. Also I'm under the impression most of you don't spend much time chatting with IDNAN. You should rectify this (I love the word rectify!).

Psychotic and I used to usernote about things but then he got too school for cool and doesn't respond :( But I had fun talking about unicorns of death and having him tell me I am wrong. On the upside he isn't completely horrible. We did talk about Barry Burton and how amazing it is to punch and kick wholes in african zombies. But it's not racist okay. HOUSE ON FIYAH!

Now I know I voted for the user noter who gave me the most joy and sadly it wasn't Psychotic but that doesn't mean he can't win! Let's see some results!

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BoB: "Hey, I'm going to invent a new style of Ciddies revelations that takes 48864 hours to get through, and then I will bitch when it's taking me so long."

Best Visitor Messager
Last winner: Christmas · Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Christmas · I Don't Need A Name · Jiro · Psychotic

Those who didn't make the cut...
I Don't Need A Name............4
Psychotic......................3
RSL............................1

...leaving Christmas and Jiro to pay each other a visit!

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

BoB: "Hey, I'm going to invent a new style of Ciddies revelations that takes 48864 hours to get through, and then I will bitch when it's taking me so long."

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Hey, it's 57 times more efficient then previous incarnations, BoB was showing off the charts in chat to prove it!

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

BoB: "Hey, I'm going to invent a new style of Ciddies revelations that takes 48864 hours to get through, and then I will bitch when it's taking me so long."

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Dreading the time I'm gonna be up 'til? Hell yes. Bitching? No, just going "oh tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" and getting on with it!

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

BoB: "Hey, I'm going to invent a new style of Ciddies revelations that takes 48864 hours to get through, and then I will bitch when it's taking me so long."

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Dreading the time I'm gonna be up 'til? Hell yes. Bitching? No, just going "oh tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" and getting on with it!

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I demand righteous fury in the forum of harsh justice!

Best Visitor Messager
Last winner: Christmas · Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Christmas · I Don't Need A Name · Jiro · Psychotic

And the winner is...
Christmas

The Final Tally
Christmas.....................17
Jiro..........................10
I Don't Need A Name............4
Psychotic......................3
RSL............................1

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Yearg is miles ahead of Shlup, but I have little faith in you simpletons.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

BoB: "Hey, I'm going to invent a new style of Ciddies revelations that takes 48864 hours to get through, and then I will bitch when it's taking me so long."

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Shut up. We were all having a great time until you showed up!

BoB: "When people point out that I'm bitching about things that are my own fault, I will just call it 'dreading,' because they mean two totally different things."

Oh BoB. :roll2

(SPOILER):love:

@insubordinate body part: I'm going to get you infected, dick.

Best Chatter
Last winner: Fujiko · Nomination Leader: Jentleness

The Nominees
Jentleness · Mirage · Roogle · Rye · The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Jentleness The Fresh Prince of Mel Air Jentleness The Fresh Prince of Mel Air Roogle The Fresh Prince of Mel Air The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

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Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Now I fell as if EoFF chat is very over looked. Which is a shame because us chat goers are very friendly and awesome to talk to. Every once in a while we will get fresh meat, or I mean... <_< a new member, but for the most part they don't really stay around. So for those of us that actually put time into getting to know our fellow eoffers in real time, THIS is for you! *tips glass* But who may you ask is the best? Well that's up to you to decide.

Jentleness- Jen is souring high at the top of the charts! #eoff stats from Loony BoB! Way to be dedicated!

Mirage- Mirage used to be not as active but he has turned a new leaf. I quite enjoy chatting with him!

Roogle- Roogle! He has been a supurb chatter from the beginning. Or, at least, since I've been there. PS Next year lets try to get him for Sexiest Male ;)

Rye- Uhh. What? Rye doesn't even go into chat...

The Fresh Prince of Mel Air- Oh Yes BY FAR the best Chatter! <_< Closing in quickly for first in the stats! She was first until someone *cough BoB cough* messed up.
But again... There is only room for one in the winners circle!

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Congrats Christmas! You've been the best visitor messager since I first joined here :jess:

Nice speech there Jiro! As if you got the House On FIYAHHHH thing in there :') Congrats Christmas!

Best Chatter
Last winner: Fujiko · Nomination Leader: Jentleness

The Nominees
Jentleness · Mirage · Roogle · Rye · The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Those who didn't make the cut...


...go to #eoff to find out! The winner and the tally will be posted in here after it has been revealed in chat. To get to #eoff click the "Chat" tab at the top of the forums!

Pontus> Christmas didn't even show up for Ciddies this time around
Award_Guy> let's play "guess how many members join chat for this"
Award_Guy> I'm gonna go with 4
Pontus> 3
ファラ> 0 :p
* Jen is here, who needs more?

SnowCat> Stop lollygagging BooB
Pontus> That's my 3
Award_Guy> xD
* SnowCat whips
Award_Guy> okay
SnowCat> FASTER PUSSYCAT, FASTER
Award_Guy> Rye............................1
TrollHunter> STALLER
Award_Guy> RSL............................1
Award_Guy> Mirage.........................3
Award_Guy> Roogle.........................6
Pontus> Excite
Remon> JEN
Award_Guy> that leaves Jentleness and The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Best Chatter
Last winner: Fujiko · Nomination Leader: Jentleness

The Nominees
Jentleness · Mirage · Roogle · Rye · The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

And the winner is...
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

The Final Tally
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air...12
Jentleness....................10
Roogle.........................6
Mirage.........................3
RSL............................1
Rye............................1

Pontus> Go go Jen
foa> Hi everybody!
Jen> Hey Remn
Jen> er
Pontus> Both deserving though
Jen> Remon D:
TrollHunter> this is so intense -passes out-
Award_Guy> and, with votes, in alphabetical order...
Pontus> xD
Award_Guy> Jentleness....................10
Jen> awwww
Award_Guy> The Fresh Prince of Mel Air...12
Award_Guy> Melissa wins!
Jen> well someone is right about people joining chat
Pontus> Aww congrats Mel!
Jen> good for Mel
foa> xD
Remon> Congrats Mel :P
Jen> congratulations
TrollHunter> That's great, congratulations
EE|Mobile> Congrats.
Award_Guy> and also, Rantzien wins the biggest prize of them all!
ファラ> I guessed the top two right :D?
Pontus> Yes!
Remon> And Jen you spelled my name correctly! I'm happy :D
foa> Congrats to Jen too for getting so many votes!
Award_Guy> Guessing how many people will join #eoff during Best Chatter!
foa> xD
Jen> thank you
EE|Mobile> Although it's really kinda ridiculous that mike wasn't a nominee :/
Pontus> Indeed

Yay! :jess: Maybe one day I'll be one of those nominations for chat. One day ....

I will... I just need to actually go to chat for once.

I'm never on chat but congrats :monster:

Best Spammer
Last winner: Peegee · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Jiro · NorthernChaosGod · Old Manus · Peegee

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Peegee Hypoallergenic Cactuar Hypoallergenic Cactuar Hypoallergenic Cactuar Hypoallergenic Cactuar Old Manus Peegee

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IKUzXWYzNX...nimal_5_49.jpg

http://www.lazypalace.com/img/nature...-species01.jpg

http://mbreneiser.edublogs.org/files...it-1dxtgrq.jpg

http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/a..._7405724_n.jpg

Over to you, Award guy.

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This post was brought to you by PICKLES!

(SPOILER)Oh yeah, I've still got it :cool:

Next time I'm leaving it to Jiro!

Mmmmm.... nice ass

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Mmmmm.... nice ass

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Kaycee is a beautiful girl how dare you. :colbert:

Best Spammer
Last winner: Peegee · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Jiro · NorthernChaosGod · Old Manus · Peegee

Those who didn't make the cut...
NorthernChaosGod...............4
RSL............................1

...leaving a four-way spamathon between Hypoallergenic Cactuar, Jiro, Old Manus and Peegee! ...uh oh.

Good luck to all of the contestants of this very prestigious award!





http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...e/DSC02557.jpg

http://www.lazypalace.com/img/nature...-species01.jpg

For god's sake, Shlup, put some damn pants on.

At least I didn't win this one.

Best Spammer
Last winner: Peegee · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Jiro · NorthernChaosGod · Old Manus · Peegee

And the winner is...
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Final Tally
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........13
Jiro...........................6
Old Manus......................6
Peegee.........................6
NorthernChaosGod...............4
RSL............................1

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Mmmmm.... nice ass

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Kaycee is a beautiful girl how dare you. :colbert:

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

http://www.lazypalace.com/img/nature...-species01.jpg


Over to you, Award guy.

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I know you were in awe when you first managed to get your eyes on this...

I haven't counted, but I think I'm doing reasonably well in predictions. Someone who's keeping count should post an update!

Congratulations, PG!

Best Poster
Last winner: I'm my own MILF · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Bunny · DMKA · Jiro · Psychotic · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Psychotic Bunny Jiro Psychotic Bunny Psychotic Jiro

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

A lot of people think toasters are just silly little household appliances and that all they're good for is making delicious, buttery toast.

Hmm... I don't really know where I was going with that.

At any rate, you people seem to think that there needs to be a best toaster award, and I drew the short straw on writing a speech for it. Like wtf, best toaster? Whatever, here goes.

You can spend a lot more for a two-slice toaster, but reviewers say the highly rated KitchenAid KTT340 has all the essentials, including a bagel function that toasts on the cut side and gently warms on the outside. Wowee!

The Cuisinart CPT-120 is an inexpensive toaster that earns kudos for its compact design and ease of cleaning. It toasts well, consistently producing crunchy, not dry, bread and bagels even on lower settings. Can you contain your excitement? I know I can't!

The two-slice Breville BTA820XL gets great reviews from experts and users for its good-looking brushed-metal finish, nifty lift-and-look feature, which allows you to check on the toasting process without interrupting the…

You know what, brb suicide.

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Congratulations Hypoallergenic Cactuar!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...0tine/Owie.jpg

First speech to make me laugh out loud. Awesome. xD

Best Poster
Last winner: I'm my own MILF · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Bunny · DMKA · Jiro · Psychotic · Wolf Kanno

Those who didn't make the cut...
DMKA...........................5
Jiro...........................5
Wolf Kanno.....................5
RSL............................1

...leaving Bunny & Psychotic to show off the quality of their quantity!

I voted for Bunny and predicted Psyduck. I cannot lose!

Best Poster
Last winner: I'm my own MILF · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Bunny · DMKA · Jiro · Psychotic · Wolf Kanno

And the winner is...
Psychotic

The Final Tally
Psychotic.....................15
Bunny..........................6
DMKA...........................5
Jiro...........................5
Wolf Kanno.....................5
RSL............................1

Jiro, for your information. My mother knows about my general disrespect for mothers everywhere and frankly yes she may not approve but when you consider I'm charging you $100 (AUS) to sleep with her did you really think I cared about her despairing attitude towards my thoughts. At least when I smurf your mother I'm not paying biatch. :love:

I demand a recount!

Oh man oh man I reckon I have predictions in the bag. :cool:

Also, what happened to the old :cool; smiley? The orange one. The new one sucks.

Congratulations Psychotic, I knew you had the male genitalia to win this section!

How many reveals are left?

21

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How many reveals are left?

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Best Writer
Last winner: Guardian XIII · Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Guardian XIII · I'm my own MILF · Jiro

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Jiro Guardian XIII Guardian XIII Guardian XIII Guardian XIII Guardian XIII I'm my own MILF

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Originally Posted by Jiro

To me, the Best Writer Ciddie is the person whose work has entertained the most people. But that's not where it ends. The Best Writer should also be judged on consistency and effort, as well as their skills. If any of you had been to the Writer's Corner since Eyes on Effef started, you would see a couple of bumped threads belonging to Guardian XIII and I, all of which are half started pieces that we've not had the time, effort or desire to go back to. They aren't masterpieces, either.

Now I have worked very closely with Guardian XIII and can assure you that he is a talented individual. He has great ideas, and he translates them to paper rather well. He can edit that into great stuff as well. Out of the three of us, he is the most deserving winner. But you guys have nominated and voted for him based on this one thing you read a while back. I'm sure you would nominate Psychotic for Rantzien's Adventure if it weren't for the fact that Guardian XIII is the shiny new kid on the block.

As for I'm my own MILF, he is a remarkably talented man in multiple facets. I have not, however, actually read any creative work he has written. I do remember reading his description of a dream city, and that took my breath away, but that was at least a year ago and so falls outside the boundaries stipulated by these Ciddies. Whoever nominated him obviously has read something of his and knows how talented he is. I have two problems with this: 1) where the smurf are you reading this because I want to; and 2) because nothing is public, how the smurf is he supposed to get votes?

I'm not even going to bother discussing my work. I have not even put the same amount of time and effort into my creative works as I have into this speech, which tells you a lot about my motivation. That is dreadful.

You are all horrible people. If you had any sense you would have nominated Del Murder for his one-off "Look I made something cute" post which actually was in the last six months or Mawir, who has consistently posted new work, and whose only posts are devoted to new works.

Try again next Ciddies EoFF, and let's hope you can get it right.

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Best Writer
Last winner: Guardian XIII · Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Guardian XIII · I'm my own MILF · Jiro

Those who didn't make the cut...
I'm my own MILF................5
RSL............................1

...leaving Guardian XIII & Jiro to see who has the pen and who has the sword!

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Originally Posted by Baloki

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I personally feel this story is deserving of this Ciddie, let's just let me have it and move on :D?

I'm voting for guardian on this one

Best Writer
Last winner: Guardian XIII · Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Guardian XIII · I'm my own MILF · Jiro

And the winner is...
Guardian XIII

The Final Tally
Guardian XIII.................23
Jiro...........................7
I'm my own MILF................5
RSL............................1

23 votes. :o Well done!

Wahey! Congrats Eric :D

My Alan Wake <3

Talk about a landslide =o

*takes a shot*

I think it's time the Ciddies drinking game started up!

Rules
1. Take a shot everytime a member of staff wins.
2. Take a shot everytime more then 5 members post between AG posts.
3. Take three shots is Raistlin makes a post that makes you laugh out loud.
4. Take an extra shot everytime Del wins an award.
5. Take 2 extra shots everytime Psy wins an award.
6. Takes 3 extra shots everytime Rantz wins an award.
7. (If in iRC) Take a shot everytime AG talks when he should be posting.
8. Take a shot everytime someone complains about not winning.
9. Take a shot if RSL posts.

Number 3 should be worth more shots than that.

Also, next Ciddies the prediction party should have a drinking game where you take a shot whenever you get a prediction right. Those who haven't predicted but want to drink still can choose a champion whose predictions to go by.

Best Artist
Last winner: black orb · Nomination Leader: novaheaven

The Nominees
black orb · eternal essence · Jirito · Jiro · Loony JosH · novaheaven · Pete for President

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

black orb novaheaven black orb black orb black orb black orb black orb

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Originally Posted by Jiro

The best days of the Best Artist Ciddie speech was when Psychotic, Cz and Rantzien would sit around the coffee table and discuss the artwork like they really knew what was going on. It was the best of times. Sadly that doesn't happen any more, and nobody has stepped up to take their mantel. I implore you to hook up with some buddies and discuss art in the most ridiculous way you can.

Jirito
This is her most recent artwork and I have to admit, I think my nomination was because people thought I was her.

Loony JosH
Loony JosH is brother to BoB and he seems to have a bit more artistic talent than his brother, going off this recent picture.

black orb
black orb is the long time champion of this category, and when you look at his work, you can see why.

novaheaven
novaheaven is a pretty phenomenal artist, as you can see, but being a pretty fresh member, hasn't got the following yet. Might be an upset though!

eternal essence
This is in no way ee's best work, but I love making biscuits, and I feel that this sig captures that perfectly.

Jiro
Somehow I made it in here. This is one of my favourite things I've made, being simple and kind of cool.

Pete for President
Another long time champ, Pete for President has recently turned his hand to music but his artwork proves to be good no matter the style. Make sure you get the free album download!

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Number 3 should be worth more shots than that.

Also, next Ciddies the prediction party should have a drinking game where you take a shot whenever you get a prediction right. Those who haven't predicted but want to drink still can choose a champion whose predictions to go by.

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We should come up with a combined drinking game of predictions party plus general ciddies, imagine the hangovers :D!

I'd play next year but the sheer length of the Ciddies and the frequency in which some of those events happen would render me paraplegic.

Novaheaven!

Best Artist
Last winner: black orb · Nomination Leader: novaheaven

The Nominees
black orb · eternal essence · Jirito · Jiro · Loony JosH · novaheaven · Pete for President

Those who didn't make the cut...
eternal essence................4
Loony_JosH.....................4
Pete for President.............4
Jirito.........................2
Jiro...........................2
RSL............................1

...leaving the nomination leader and last year's winner to decide who is the real creative talent in Relm's Studio!

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I'd play next year but the sheer length of the Ciddies and the frequency in which some of those events happen would render me paraplegic.

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You get the goal :D!

We would have to make AG have to take part too, that could be rather fun xD

The people who nominated Jiro probably thought of nominating Jirito but had a certain Aussie on mind instead. :p

Best Artist
Last winner: black orb · Nomination Leader: novaheaven

The Nominees
black orb · eternal essence · Jirito · Jiro · Loony JosH · novaheaven · Pete for President

And the winner is...
black orb

The Final Tally
black orb.....................11
novaheaven.....................9
eternal essence................4
Loony JosH.....................4
Pete for President.............4
Jirito.........................2
Jiro...........................2
RSL............................1

Hooray black orb! Well deserved, as usual.

Go novaheaven! </late> Congrats borb, thanks for the prediction. :D

Time for some sleep. I'll just preemptively congratulate Jiro on his Best Member ciddie and the other three he's about to win as well.

Yay! Congrats!

Always loved the art I've found on this site, but black orb was a person favorite

Best Signature
Last winner: I'm my own MILF · Nomination Leaders: Del Murder, Jiro, Rantzien & Shiny

The Nominees
Baloki · Del Murder · eternal essence · Jiro · KaiserDragon · Loony BoB · nik0tine · Pike · Rantzien · Shiny

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Pike Pike NorthernChaosGod Peegee Del Murder Peegee NorthernChaosGod

I have a good feeling about this one!

I have been trying to win this damn award for like what? 6 years now?

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Next up we have the award for Best Signature. This time around we have ten nominees with signatures that caught the attentions of others. What got them nominated? Perhaps its how pretty it looks, or the wittiness behind the signature. Or maybe it's because it's awesome? Let's take a look at each nominee... Each behind a spoiler! (No links included!)

Baloki

- According to Baloki, foa is the new Chuck Norris. Thus his signature provides many examples of "true" FOA facts. Quite amazing, but can it roundhouse kick me in the face? Apparently not. 8-)

Del Murder
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...murder/del.gif
Proud to be the Official Secret Illegal Enforcer at Eyes on Final Fantasy!
Some days it all falls into place, but others feel like it piles up with no end in sight.
-Antonicles
- Del Murder's signature is as much of a classic as his avatar. He haven't changed it ever since he first had it up, except during special events, but that's pretty rare. The image is also pretty cool. It's like a movie poster for Del Murder.

eternal essence

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...nasig2copy.jpg
Send me a song from the cloud that you're on

- I'm not really sure who the the girl is, but she is cute and the signature is bright and colorful, thus making it very eye-catching. :)

Jiro
http://i54.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/30922c0.pnghttp://i56.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/21ooaqd.png
-First up, DO AN EXTREME WHEELIE... And next is NCG being the knob jockey. I get the first joke, but the second is lost on me, but I'm sure it isn't on several people who may have voted for this.

KaiserDragon

- KD sure loves his dragon. :rolleyes:

Loony BoB

http://www.loonybob.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/sig.jpg

- The eyes, do they bother you? Of course it doesn't, but it's pretty nifty to look at. Plus, it's Marvin the Martian, and who doesn't love him? Isn't it delightful? Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board!

nik0tine
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...nikeditsig.jpg
- It's bright yellow, and quite stylized. Perhaps it is memorable because it's one of the first signatures that catches your attention because of how bright it is on several of the forums skins.

Pike

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ghosthouse.gif
MEANWHILE, in MILF & Pike's videogame blog...

- Ah... nostalgia gaming at its finest. Who doesn't look watching a giant Boo circling around a haunted mansion from Super Mario World? I could watch this for ages and still enjoy it. <3

Rantzien
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/whalesig.png
- Rantz's signature is quite an amazing piece of art of a whale. It's very pretty and worth looking at. If this won, it would be because of its artistic value.

Shiny

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3451091/hepsmall.png

- *insert naughty joke here* :jokey:

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Needs moar of this.

I DEMAND RESULTS!

Best Signature
Last winner: I'm my own MILF · Nomination Leader: Del Murder, Jiro, Rantzien & Shiny

The Nominees
Baloki · Del Murder · eternal essence · Jiro · KaiserDragon · Loony BoB · nik0tine · Pike · Rantzien · Shiny

Those who didn't make the cut...
Jiro...........................4
Pike...........................4
Shiny..........................4
Del Murder.....................3
nik0tine.......................3
Baloki.........................2
Loony BoB......................1
RSL............................1

...leaving eternal essence, KaiserDragon and Rantzien to rely on their signature moves!

Fie! I lose again!

Well, take a shot Baloki. And while you're at it, here is a reminder of why this award should have been mine long ago.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...iksigcopy4.gif

In case anyone is wondering, I would be posting faster but I am too busy arguing with foa and Baloki in chat about how fast I am posting. I... just can't resist arguing back!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ghosthouse.gif

NEVER FORGET

Best Signature
Last winner: I'm my own MILF · Nomination Leader: Del Murder, Jiro, Rantzien & Shiny

The Nominees
Baloki · Del Murder · eternal essence · Jiro · KaiserDragon · Loony BoB · nik0tine · Pike · Rantzien · Shiny

And the winner is...
KaiserDragon

The Final Tally
KaiserDragon...................6
eternal essence................5
Rantzien.......................5
Jiro...........................4
Pike...........................4
Shiny..........................4
Del Murder.....................3
nik0tine.......................3
Baloki.........................2
Loony BoB......................1
RSL............................1

Damn you dragons!!!! :argh:

I still like the extreme wheelie....

Best Avatar
Last winner: Clo · Nomination Leader: NorthernChaosGod

The Nominees
Del Murder · fire_of_avalon · Loony BoB · nik0tine · NorthernChaosGod · Peegee · Pike

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Pike Pike NorthernChaosGod Peegee Del Murder Peegee NorthernChaosGod

Is it time for the award for Best Avatar? Why yes, yes it is, and this Ciddies, we have seven amazing nominees with amazing avatars. Some are classics, and others are pretty damn cool. Let's take a look at our amazing avatars starting off with...

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...tar1390_43.gif
Del Murder
- Del Murder's avatar of Sonny Corleone is one hell of a classic. Never has been changed, though it has been altered several times due to special events, one can easily identify Del Murder simply by this avatar.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...tar9192_49.gif
fire_of_avalon
- This stylized close-up of Samus Aran is pretty awesome and a true representation of foa's badassness, or BAMFness as she would like to call it. It's quite new, but if she sticks to it long enough, we may start associating foa as Samus, or something like that. It truly is badass like our lovely fire_of_avalon.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/av...thumbs/166.gif
Loony BoB
- You can never go wrong with the first ever avatar that you had during your forums life. Loony BoB has stuck with the same old 60x60 avatar of the yellow Chocobo from the good olden days when members had to wait till they had 1000 posts to start using custom avatars. BoB rarely posted in his true newbie days to keep this avatar around until it was decided that we could use custom avatars from the start. Enough of that story, but his avatar is what makes him him, and we can't go wrong with that. It's another classic avatar to boot.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...ar11266_17.gif
nik0tine
- OH MY GOD WHAT THE smurfIN' HELL IS THAT THING?! IT'S LIKE STARING AT ME AND FREAKING ME THE smurf OUT. BURN IT WITH FIRE AND LET IT DIE!!!! ##!@#@!%!#@

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...tar7490_20.gif
NorthernChaosGod
- Who doesn't love animated sprites? I love them, and NCG's current avatar from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is pure awesome. Just. Awesome.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...atar549_59.gif
Peegee
- Poor Pikachu. I'm sure some people love the idea of seeing a roadkill Pikachu on the road, so this is a pretty nice avatar for Peegee to use. I approve and hopefully others do too!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...ar16811_11.gif
Pike
- And finally we have this... I'll just post this here image to help me out for this awesome avatar.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk...e7n1o1_400.png

I'm rooting for peegee or ncg for this one :p That's just me though

Best Avatar
Last winner: Clo · Nomination Leader: NorthernChaosGod

The Nominees
Del Murder · fire_of_avalon · Loony BoB · nik0tine · NorthernChaosGod · Peegee · Pike

Those who didn't make the cut...
Del Murder.....................5
Loony BoB......................4
nik0tine.......................4
Peegee.........................3
fire_of_avalon.................2
RSL............................1

...leaving NorthernChaosGod and Pike to rig themselves up to a machine, take control of a giant blue alien body and attempt to tame some giant alien bird thing!

-insert post here-

I can't remember if I voted NCG or FOA.

Best Avatar
Last winner: Clo · Nomination Leader: NorthernChaosGod

The Nominees
Del Murder · fire_of_avalon · Loony BoB · nik0tine · NorthernChaosGod · Peegee · Pike

And the winner is...
NorthernChaosGod

The Final Tally
NorthernChaosGod..............14
Pike...........................6
Del Murder.....................5
Loony BoB......................4
nik0tine.......................4
Peegee.........................3
fire_of_avalon.................2
RSL............................1

Gotta say, I do love me some ncg avatar. Congratulations~!

Proto that's my 14 year old face you goddamn son of a bitch.

Right. Let's have another go at this.

MLT Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Last winner: Miriel · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar Shaibana

The Nominees
eternal essence · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Shaibana · The Fresh Prince of Mel Air · Vivi22

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Vivi22 Vivi22 eternal essence eternal essence eternal essence eternal essence Shaibana

Note: Below speech written before two finalists were disqualified.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

I'm pretty sure only two of these nominees have never won a Ciddie before. AG has one task to do! :nonono:

Winning your first Ciddie is like losing your virginity. It's exciting at first, then a little disappointing, and before you know it you're playing the crying game and screaming “WHY GOD WHY!? WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME!?”

It gets worse! Your friends won't like you anymore. Your girlfriend dumps you and steals your dog. Your car spontaneously combusts, burning down your garage and house in the process. You'll be left alone and bitter with nowhere to turn.

Enjoy your new Ciddie. :)

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Deja vu

MLT Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Last winner: Miriel · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar Shaibana

The Nominees
eternal essence · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Shaibana · The Fresh Prince of Mel Air · Vivi22

Those who didn't make the cut...
Shaibana.......................7
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........2
RSL............................1
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air....0

...leaving eternal essence and Vivi22 to duke it out for their first ever Ciddie!

There's just too much that time can not erase

MLT Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Last winner: Miriel · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar Shaibana

The Nominees
eternal essence · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Shaibana · The Fresh Prince of Mel Air · Vivi22

And the winner is...
eternal essence

The Final Tally
eternal essence...............17
Vivi22........................13
Shaibana.......................7
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........2
RSL............................1
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air....0

Soooo... how bout dem winners?

Oh there we go, CONGRATULATIONS EE

conagrstulaionts!

Best Custom Rank
Last winner: ShlupQuack · Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Del Murder · Guardian XIII · Jiro · Loony BoB · o_O · Old Manus · Psychotic · Rantzien · Shiny · ShlupQuack

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Old Manus Rantzien Psychotic Psychotic Psychotic Psychotic Guardian XIII

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Otherwise known as the best tits award, the Best Custom Title Ciddie is given to the person who is creative and humorous. We have some pretty good entries (so many entries!) so I am going to make a little tale out of them.

Mold Anus the Chocobo was out one day when he found a letter in invisible ink. He was really smart, that's how he knew what was going on. Anyway, the letter said "Trapped in custom title factory, please send help." Being a heroic Chocobo, Mold Anus recruited his best pal Ninjadong to go and rescue the trapped person. Ninjadong was always looking to increase his reputation, and so we'll the two were hurrying to the custom title factory, Ninjadong kept shouting "Will sex for rep!" but thankfully none of that business happened. :|

When the arrived, they found the nefarious Dr who was all "Mmm child you dun did it". Neither Ninjadong nor Mold Anus knew what the smurf was going on.

"Hey you, evil villain!" Mold Anus said in his best hero voice. "Let her go!"

"Enforcer? I hardly know her!" Dr replied.

"Makes no sense dude," Ninjadong replied. "Will sex for rep."

"Shut up Ninjadong," Mold Anus replied. "I will defeat you, Dr, for it is my density!"

"Makes no sense dude," Ninjadong said.

Dr then said "Talk nerdy to me" as she revealed herself to be a woman. Ninjadong and Mold Anus creamed themselves because a girl spoke to them.

The End.


The actual Titles
Del Murder: Enforcer? I hardly know her!
Guardian XIII: Talk nerdy to me
Jiro: Ninjadong
Loony BoB: Chocobo
Old Manus: Mold Anus
o_O: i n v i s i b l ehttp://dl.dropbox.com/u/3451091/t.gif
Psychotic: Trapped in custom title factory, please send help.
Rantzien: Will sex for rep
Shiny: Mmm child u dun did it
ShlupQuack: It is My Density

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Custom rank you say?

Methinks next Ciddies it's time for a return to announcing the winners in the chatroom. It's weirdly quiet in this thread. o_x

Peeps are just hitting the f5 button at this point.

Best Custom Rank
Last winner: ShlupQuack · Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Del Murder · Guardian XIII · Jiro · Loony BoB · o_O · Old Manus · Psychotic · Rantzien · Shiny · ShlupQuack

Those who didn't make the cut...
Guardian XIII..................5
Old Manus......................5
Shiny..........................5
Psychotic......................3
ShlupQuack.....................3
Jiro...........................2
RSL............................1
Loony BoB......................0
Rantzien.......................0

...leaving Del Murder and o_O to take part in a murderous face-off!

I always feel so accomplished when I finally catch up.

Best Custom Rank
Last winner: ShlupQuack · Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Del Murder · Guardian XIII · Jiro · Loony BoB · o_O · Old Manus · Psychotic · Rantzien · Shiny · ShlupQuack

And the winner is...
o_O

The Final Tally
o_O............................8
Del Murder.....................7
Guardian XIII..................5
Old Manus......................5
Shiny..........................5
Psychotic......................3
ShlupQuack.....................3
Jiro...........................2
RSL............................1
Loony BoB......................0
Rantzien.......................0

Yesssss. Best Avatar, bitches.

Cutest Female
Last winner: Clo (Sexiest/Cutest Female) · Nomination Leaders: Jessweeee♪ & Rye

The Nominees
Fujiko · Jessweeee♪ · Rye · Shiny · Shorty · smittenkitten

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Shorty Jessweeee♪ Fujiko Jessweeee♪ Fujiko Rye Jessweeee♪

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

These women are dangerous. They hold a power not known to many, the power to make you melt with one glance, or stop you in your tracks. All these women are fine examples of elegance, beauty, and most importantly, have a very high n'awwwww factor. It also happens that this award is steeped in history of cattyness and bitch-fighting. It's held in high regard by many vagina-people all over the land. Here is an example of our very own Freya, when she discovered she missed out on this award.

http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/a..._7405724_n.jpg

That's right. Pure horror. I asked her who she thought should win. She remained still. Tragic really.

The moral? Kaycee is jealous and a ho.

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please don't hate me

She's going to kill you

We can't possibly hate you... unless you're freya of course.

Cutest Female
Last winner: Clo (Sexiest/Cutest Female) · Nomination Leader: Jessweeee♪ & Rye

The Nominees
Fujiko · Jessweeee♪ · Rye · Shiny · Shorty · smittenkitten

Those who didn't make the cut...
smittenkitten..................6
Shorty.........................4
Shiny..........................3
RSL............................1

...leaving Fujiko, Jessweeee♪ and Rye to blush their way to victory!

Congratulations eternal essence. I was rootin' for you.

Cutest Female
Last winner: Clo (Sexiest/Cutest Female) · Nomination Leader: Jessweeee♪ & Rye

The Nominees
Fujiko · Jessweeee♪ · Rye · Shiny · Shorty · smittenkitten

And the winner is...
Jessweeee♪

The Final Tally
Jessweeee♪.....................8
Fujiko.........................7
Rye............................7
smittenkitten..................6
Shorty.........................4
Shiny..........................3
RSL............................1

Please note I am from here on going to skip the "Those who didn't make the cut" posts (alternatively you could know them as the posts with the candle picture) in an attempt to speed things up and hopefully allow for more people to post between my posts. Really gunning for some more members posting about the Ciddies in this thread!

Tight race there. Well deserved either way. :]

Cutest Male
Last winner: Agent Proto (as Blues Agent's Package - Sexiest/Cutest Male) · Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Jiro · Levian · Rantzien · The Man

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

The Man Jiro Jiro Jiro Jiro Jiro Rantzien

(no speech)

Jiro predicted himself eh?
Arrogance is beautiful

Cutest Male
Last winner: Agent Proto (as Blues Agent's Package - Sexiest/Cutest Male) · Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Jiro · Levian · Rantzien · The Man

And the winner is...
Jiro

The Final Tally
Jiro..........................15
Levian........................11
The Man........................5
Rantzien.......................3
RSL............................1

let's be honest though, most people would.

no homo :shifty:

Yeah.... can't argue there. And well jiro won, as I assumed. CONGRATULATIONS jiro

Sexiest Female
Last winner: Clo (Sexiest/Cutest Female) · Nomination Leader: Fujiko

The Nominees
fire_of_avalon · Fujiko · Shiny · ShlupQuack · Shorty · smittenkitten

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

smittenkitten Shorty Fujiko ShlupQuack Shorty ShlupQuack Shorty

Quote:

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Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Now what could be sexier then the guys on this site? THE WOMEN! That's who. Nothing is hotter than a sexy female who is also a gamer! And we have a tight race for who is the hottest amung us. Let's get to it then:
fire_of_avalon- FoA oh FoA... ... ... sorry lost my train of thought.

Fujiko- Oh Fujiko! You are indeed a woman after my heart.

Shiny- I guess Katy Perry was right about California girls ;)

ShlupQuack- I just... She's so... there are no words for how beautiful she is

Shorty- OH my goodness. My eyes have fogged over... give me a second...

smittenkitten- smitten? more like sexkitten :D

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that speech... twas a gorgeous speech
-claps-

Sexiest Female
Last winner: Clo (Sexiest/Cutest Female) · Nomination Leader: Fujiko

The Nominees
fire_of_avalon · Fujiko · Shiny · ShlupQuack · Shorty · smittenkitten

And the winner is...
ShlupQuack

The Final Tally
ShlupQuack....................10
fire_of_avalon.................7
Shorty.........................6
smittenkitten..................6
Fujiko.........................4
Shiny..........................2
RSL............................1

California girls what? Shiny is from JERSEY.

Shlupsen mich in der quacke.

I nominate her every year. :] Glad to see it's paying off!

:flirt:

ETA: Oh snap, that emote was in response to the speech. I didn't think I won. Nice!

4? Fujiko had 4!? What is wrong with you people?!?! Also Congrats Shlup.

I beat everybody but Shlup?

You guys need to re-evaluate your standards. D: I don't come close to any of those women. I am like a shoe and they are like roses.

Sexiest Male
Last winner: Agent Proto (as Blues Agent's Package - Sexiest/Cutest Male) · Nomination Leader: Levian

The Nominees
Chimp · Del Murder · Jiro · Levian · The Man

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

The Man Levian Chimp Jiro Chimp Levian Levian

Quote:

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Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

OH MAN! This is what I come to EoFF for. All the steamy guys *drools* Hopefully I dont get to distracted while writing this speech. Or, I might that the easy route and just post pictures of thee nominees....

Chimp
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6995413_n.jpg

Del Murder
http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/i...0f698fa5/m.jpg Jus to be clear. i could not find a picture of him but I think this most closely resembles him

Jiro
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6547210_n.jpg

Levian
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6468601_n.jpg

The Man
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...538_1354_n.jpg

Alright! Now it's up to you America... Er... EoFF rather.

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Get ready for the worst Speech of all time!

It's too bad my package's not up for the running this time around. Oh well, it's good to see my name as the last winner for both awards, even though they were one and the same last time. /smug

Dels a hottie imo

Sexiest Male
Last winner: Agent Proto (as Blues Agent's Package - Sexiest/Cutest Male) · Nomination Leader: Levian

The Nominees
Chimp · Del Murder · Jiro · Levian · The Man

And the winner is...
The Man

The Final Tally
The Man.......................10
Jiro...........................9
Chimp..........................8
Levian.........................8
Del Murder.....................7
RSL............................1

That's glorious. :jess:

Evilest Member
Last winner: Raistlin · Nomination Leader: Bunny

The Nominees
Bunny · Del Murder · fire_of_avalon · Psychotic · Raistlin · rubah

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Bunny Bunny Bunny Bunny Bunny Psychotic rubah

(no speech)

Time to stick it to The Man!

Evilest Member
Last winner: Raistlin · Nomination Leader: Bunny

The Nominees
Bunny · Del Murder · fire_of_avalon · Psychotic · Raistlin · rubah

And the winner is...
Bunny

The Final Tally
Bunny.........................17
Del Murder.....................8
rubah..........................7
Raistlin.......................4
fire_of_avalon.................1
Psychotic......................1
RSL............................1

Or for The Man to stick it to us. ;)

Congrats Bunny!

Nicest Member
Last winner: Rantzien · Nomination Leader: Jentleness

The Nominees
Agent Proto · Fujiko · Guardian XIII · Jentleness · Jiro · Loony BoB · Rantzien · The Fresh Prince of Mel Air · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

The Fresh Prince of Mel Air Guardian XIII Fujiko Guardian XIII The Fresh Prince of Mel Air Rantzien Jentleness

(no speech)

My upper body in the same post as Chimp's upper body. Thanks a lot, Mel. :mog:

Rofl!

Nicest Member
Last winner: Rantzien · Nomination Leader: Jentleness

The Nominees
Agent Proto · Fujiko · Guardian XIII · Jentleness · Jiro · Loony BoB · Rantzien · The Fresh Prince of Mel Air · Wolf Kanno

And the winner is...
Jentleness

The Final Tally
Jentleness....................10
Jiro...........................6
Loony BoB......................6
Agent Proto....................5
Rantzien.......................4
Fujiko.........................3
Guardian XIII..................2
RSL............................1
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air....1
Wolf Kanno.....................1

Levian you're sexy, so don't worry about it.

Ooh, nice surprise this one! Many congratulations, Jen! :D

Congrats Pooja for the win eventhough you probably won't see this.

And sorry about the lack of speeches. I was going to do it when I got home from a party which was 20 minutes ago. :monster:

Best Newbie
Last winner: Clo · Nomination Leader: TrollHunter

The Nominees
Caelheim · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · ScottyRedXIII · Shaibana · TrollHunter

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Hypoallergenic Cactuar TrollHunter TrollHunter Hypoallergenic Cactuar Hypoallergenic Cactuar Hypoallergenic Cactuar Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Quote:

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Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Aww man... I'm no longer a Newbie. *sadface* NAW! Just kidding! I'm glad I'm not a n00b anymore! Being a newbie was the worst time in my life. I always felt left out and, well, new. Now I'm a seasoned Regular. /smug Now, that being said, i'd like to take a moment to yell at all the people who ever come to EoFF, stayed for a few days, then never came around again. WTF is your problem? Were we not GOOD enough for you?
Okay. Back to the newbies... It's not time to introduce your nominations for the Best!

Caelheim- I'm not sre what to say because I don't even know who this person is. But thanks for joining and staying around long enough to be nominated! Two thumbs up!

Hypoallergenic Cactuar- Oh... OH! I know this one, though! Our very own cactuar allergy friendly member :love:

ScottyRedXIII- It seems that Scotty DOES know *budum tish* No? Nothing? Well, I thought it was funny. Good luck to you! Red is my favorite color and 13 is my lucky number!

Shaibana- Oh what is there even to say about Shibana? No like, really. What am I supposed to say? Welcome to the forums and before you know it you will also be a Regular so stick around!

TrollHunter- I hold a lot of love in my heart for TrollHunter. It takes a REAL man to hunt trolls, espically on the internet ;)

But there can only be one, and that one is...

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5 votes for nicest member? d'awww thanks everyone, even though I didn't win. :blush: Congrats to Jentleness though. :)

Best Newbie
Last winner: Clo · Nomination Leader: TrollHunter

The Nominees
Caelheim · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · ScottyRedXIII · Shaibana · TrollHunter

And the winner is...
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Final Tally
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........12
TrollHunter...................11
Shaibana.......................8
ScottyRedXIII..................4
Caelheim.......................2
RSL............................1

Awwh 1 off
Regardless, congratulations HC :D

GO HC!!

Best Regular
Last winner: Guardian XIII · Nomination Leader: The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

The Nominees
Flying Arrow · The Fresh Prince of Mel Air · Timekeeper

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

The Fresh Prince of Mel Air The Fresh Prince of Mel Air Timekeeper Timekeeper Timekeeper The Fresh Prince of Mel Air The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

The Best Regulars of the Mid-year Ciddies. If EoFF were a bar you'd all be little Norm Peterson’s.

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I must say I dig the rapid fireness of these last awards. Must be getting to BoB's 4AM cutoff.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Levian

Ooh, nice surprise this one! Many congratulations, Jen! :D

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Whoa, I am suprised too! Thank you everyone!!! :heart:

Anya says: tgdt5rw5e2

Jentleness = Leeza. Does anyone else see it?

Dear Gex: little Norm Petersons? I love you.

Best Regular
Last winner: Guardian XIII · Nomination Leaders: The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

The Nominees
Flying Arrow · The Fresh Prince of Mel Air · Timekeeper

And the winner is...
Timekeeper

The Final Tally
Timekeeper....................20
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air...14
Flying Arrow...................3
RSL............................1

It's only 1:20am, Murd! Just cutting out some posts due to the low activity levels. Doing what I can to have my post amounts reflect the activity of others.

congrats timekeeper!

Best Veteran
Last winner: I'm my own MILF · Nomination Leaders: Fujiko, Iceglow, Mirage & Vivi22

The Nominees
Fujiko · Iceglow · Mirage · Vivi22

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Iceglow Iceglow Fujiko Vivi22 Iceglow Fujiko Fujiko

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Fujiko
Iceglow
Mirage
Vivi22

What do these four names have in common? They all belong to some who is a veteran. Well according to Wikipedia, the most trusted source of information on the internet, a veteran (from Latin vetus, meaning "old") is an oldie.

Our veterans might be going gray, losing their hair, eye sight and forgetting where they put their cane down, but there is one thing they'll have forever - their join date, and the tale that goes with it.

June 14, 2005. It was a warm winter morning when Vivi22 found his way to Eyes on Final Fantasy. He had just beaten Final Fantasy VI and called his best friend TifaRox99 to tell her how fantastic the game was. TifaRox99 proceeded to tell him he was gay and would never eat a delicious muffin ever again. Outraged, Vivi22 joined EoFF and started his strong campaign of support for Final Fantasy VI. It has continued to this day.

February 3, 2003. Mirage fled his captors and arrived at Eyes on Final Fantasy. Who his captors were, we will never know. Why he was captured, we can only suspect. All we know is, Mirage has evaded them for the past 8 years successfully, and if any of you rat him out, you will probably wake up in a trash can with your shoes stolen. Mirage doesn't like shoes that much, but he likes the idea of you not having shoes a lot more. Moral of the story; don't smurf with Mirage. Best Mirage quote: ""I would lick Chimp's abs"".

August 10, 2005. Fujiko was playing in the forest, skipping along merrily. She encountered a house made of candy. She passed it by, which is fortunate because it collapsed shortly thereafter due to low structural integrity. Her skipping then brought her to trail of glitter leading into a clearing. Fujiko, ever the inquisitive, started eating the glitter. It had a sedative effect and she passed out in the clearing. When she woke up, she had been kidnapped by a kiwi who was playing martian music. I think that glitter was really drugs ladies and gentlemen.

December 14, 2002. Iceglow heard whispers on the wind; a console war was coming. He had been training for this day, and playing Final Fantasy in his free time. He decided to combine his interest and his destined task together, and so he came to Eyes on Final Fantasy, a warrior awaiting the day he might raise his axe and do battle. That day has come, and Iceglow continues to use his axe and masterful use of text to fatigue his opponent and then strike him down. Be warned when encountering him, for his charm may ensnare you and your mother.

Which of these veterans is the best? I cannot decide, Eyes on Final Fantasy. They are all deserving of such an award. They have proven themselves champions, and even in their old age they still struggle against time itself. Fight on, you golden geriatrics.

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Go Fujiko Go!

Best Veteran
Last winner: I'm my own MILF · Nomination Leaders: Fujiko, Iceglow, Mirage & Vivi22

The Nominees
Fujiko · Iceglow · Mirage · Vivi22

And the winner is...
Vivi22

The Final Tally
Vivi22........................13
Fujiko.........................9
Iceglow........................7
Mirage.........................7
RSL............................1

:love: congrats

Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Last winner: Agent Proto · Nomination Leaders: Ouch! & rubah

The Nominees
Agent Proto · DK · Ouch! · rubah · Rye · theundeadhero

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Rye Agent Proto Ouch! Agent Proto Agent Proto Agent Proto rubah

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

In the land that time forgot, on the streets of a city long ago swallowed by the sea, Agent Proto claims kinghood over the fish and the clams. The creatures of the deep pay him no heed as he makes his proclimations, spewing bubbles into the water, flailing his arms awkardly because water resistance will do that to you. DK warns him that he is surrounded by bad omens, but Ouch! rebuffs DK's concerns, whispering rumors of conspiracy in Agent Proto's ear. None of the three trust the sea stars, who seem to hide in dark corners, suctioned to the undersides of plinths and buttresses.

And they are right, for theundeadhero holds the loyalty of the sea stars, and he has ordered them to gather in great numbers south of the postern gate. They wait for Rye, but theundeadhero's patience wears thin, and the reef crabs bring rumors that Rye has run off with the mantatees, jeopardizing his victory over the self-proclaimed king.

In the darkest corners, unbeknownst to them all, the true ruler of the sunken kingdom watches. And waits. For she knows that they are all soon to run short of air, and then she will reign uncontested over the cold sea.

I've been reading Game of Thrones and listening to Nyan Cat at high volume for more than an hour, also things. That tit don't mix. nyan-nyan-nynynynynyny-nyan-nynynyan-nyan-nyan-nyan tally ho

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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

I still don't know what the smurf either Game of Thrones or nyan cat are.

Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Last winner: Agent Proto · Nomination Leaders: Ouch! & rubah

The Nominees
Agent Proto · DK · Ouch! · rubah · Rye · theundeadhero

And the winner is...
Agent Proto

The Final Tally
Agent Proto...................13
DK.............................6
Ouch!..........................6
rubah..........................5
theundeadhero..................5
Rye............................3
RSL............................1

Game of Thrones is a show on HBO

YAY! Proto! I love you!

So does that mean he's still king of the sea?

foa, Game of Thrones is a show based on a book from what I know, and this is nyan cat.

http://nyan-cat.com/images/nyan-cat.gif

Best Site Staff
Last winner: Baloki · Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
Baloki · Croyles · Goldenboko · JKTrix · qwertysaur

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

qwertysaur Baloki Baloki Baloki Baloki Baloki Baloki

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Site Staff has been terminated, but we still have to honour the services they have provided us. There's been an age old joke on EoFF; a joke that the Site Staff do nothing. Well that was certainly true for a while there, where Loony BoB pulled a President Madagascar and SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

Site Staff are coming back in a BIG WAY though, so don't worry everybody, we can still pretend to be funny!

Instead of doing a speech about something I really don't understand, let me leave you with this inspirational video.

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Nyan Cat is a poptart?

Yes, and it farts rainbows.

No-no-no
Nyan cat is a poptart cat with a rainbow coming out of it's ass.
slight difference

Best Site Staff
Last winner: Baloki · Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
Baloki · Croyles · Goldenboko · JKTrix · qwertysaur

And the winner is...
Baloki

The Final Tally
Baloki........................18
qwertysaur.....................7
Goldenboko.....................5
JKTrix.........................4
Croyles........................2
RSL............................1

The internet is a terrible place.

YAY BALOKI WHERE DID YOU GO WE NEED TO CELEBRATE AND BEAT BoB ABOUT THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS AND THINGS.

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

let's be honest though, most people would.

no homo :shifty:

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Dak and DD for MLT get together winter 2011!!!

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Originally Posted by smittenkitten

Yeah I love RSL and Resha but I still speak to Pooja on msn, I think RSL sould come back. :(

Congrats Pooja, come back to us! ;;

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YOU SPEAK WITH POOJA!!!!!!!!!! Tell her I miss her ; ; also tell her I really miss her :crying:

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Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Damn you dragons!!!! :argh:

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Considering that one of the Dragons in my sig was drawn by the person who has won best artist year after year... I think my sig deserves it :colbert:

Also *sends Dragon after Jeff* :p

Additionally :p to all those of you who didn't even think I would win this even though I didn't think I stood a chance either:zombert:

Addendum: I am glad you people had the foresight to vote Resha for most missed member *puts big sharp stabby knife away*

EDIT: I made a SnowCat cry TWICE!!!!! Baloki!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would apologize but I was always brought up to not lie xD so on that note I would like to say the following: ne ner ne ner ne ner

The Highwind Award for Site Staff

Reworking a website isn't an easy job. It's not a quick process, either. Especially when you're working with software like vB4, which can at times be a royal pain in the arse. So yeah, we have a few people who are working on this right now and they all take time out of their days to chip away at the many things that need to be done in order to get EoFF's new website functioning. Baloki is an unusual person not because he's doing this, but because he's actually done it all before, too. This isn't the first time EoFF has changed but he's been there recoding all over again. I can only imagine it's pretty frustrating but at the same time he's still doing it, so he must find some kind of strange satisfaction out of it, or... you know, I'm not even sure. But he does do it, and he clearly cares about this website and I admire that. He's a deserving winner of this award for his perseverance. I mean, every time I point out something that is wrong, we argue about it for a while and it actually gets things changed, gets things improved. As much as he can be a real annoyance at times, and I'm sure he thinks the same about me on occasion, I know he is still a person who will go the distance for EoFF and for that, he deserves this award just as much as anyone else out there. Congrats, Baloki, well earned.

Winner: Baloki

Loony BoB is still awake?

YAY BALOKI AGAIN KICKING ASS IN HIS SLEEP

'course he is. Someone has to keep me company, this thread is dead! I wont get anywhere with these slow responses. And if I won't, neither will BoB!

Do you get a bonus if this thread reaches some post threshold or something?

It's 500 bonus points if he reaches 300posts in this thread, it's really quite amazing to be honest.

idk what everyone is doing. PMing NCG's Left Ear and congratulating him, I guess!

Best Cid's Knight
Last winner: fire_of_avalon · Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
fire_of_avalon · Guardian XIII · Jessweeee♪ · Jiro · Levian · Shiny · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Jiro Jiro Jiro Jiro fire_of_avalon Jiro Jiro

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Originally Posted by Jiro

If I knew what being a Cid's Knight was all about, I would tell you. It's something that's going to take a while for me to figure out. I can tell you that the staff porn forum is amazing though, and it should be an aspiration of every EoFFers to see and contribute to that one day.

These are your nominees:

• fire_of_avalon
• Guardian XIII
• Jessweeee♪
• Jiro
• Levian
• Shiny
• Wolf Kanno

With the exception of me, who has only been in the job for a few weeks, everyone has done a great job behind the scenes trying to keep this forum sexy and awesome for all of you guys. You should see the list of banned bots, it's smurfing insane.

The same thing applies here as it does for the admins; everyone does such a good job and claps all round. You might think this is just a gay cop out but I think your face is a peanut and you should smurf right off because every CK is awesome.

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I'd forgotten I won this award at one point? I should probably retire, my memory is so bad.

Best Cid's Knight
Last winner: fire_of_avalon · Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
fire_of_avalon · Guardian XIII · Jessweeee♪ · Jiro · Levian · Shiny · Wolf Kanno

And the winner is...
Jiro

The Final Tally
Jiro..........................14
fire_of_avalon.................9
Guardian XIII..................5
Jessweeee♪.....................3
Wolf Kanno.....................3
Shiny..........................2
Levian.........................1
RSL............................1

So I am the lone backer of the great foa? There is not an ass at this forum she cannot kick and she deserves this award. It better not be that noob Jiro.

EDIT: What the hell

GOOD JOB JIRO, WAY TO SHOW ME.

:D:D:D

Jiro is the chosen one but this was foa's time. :( Jiro is just going to win the last two awards anyway, and Best CK for the next decade probably. :(

I was catching up on all of the awards and was ready to tell you all to go smurf yourselves when I lost MLT win a ciddie for the first time. Then I noticed I got Best Veteran so I don't have to do that now.

smurf all of you anyway though.

Except you Jiro. If I'm ever in Australia we're going to celebrate this trout with much mead and merry making. Maybe a good bar fight or two, but then you're really not merry making without a good bar fight.

Good job, Jiro! :D even though you're a newbie at being a CK. Hehe.