cool :D can i apply for Sansa stark? :P
p.s Nathalie dormer (aka margeary) running for queen once again :P loved her in Tudors as queen Anne Boleyn :3
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cool :D can i apply for Sansa stark? :P
p.s Nathalie dormer (aka margeary) running for queen once again :P loved her in Tudors as queen Anne Boleyn :3
Sure, Sansa has yet to be taken anyway!
I want to be the queen.
Okay, I am late and I still don't know much about who this is BUT I WILL SOON.
Also, all thanks goes to Proto for making this set!
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Feel free to use (or not) these, Shaibana! :D
Locky, you're so talented! :love:
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Locky, make me a better one please :( Everyone else has such a nice one and I'm just sitting here as a Lannister.
Is his sigil the one with the crown around its neck? I found a few different ones online. I can fix it tomorrow. And Bunny I will see what I can do tomorrow. I have a Poddrick one to sort out for Quinly too.... Eeeep
His sigil is the one I posted - a stag inside a burning heart.Quote:
Is his sigil the one with the crown around its neck?
I'd also like a stannis quote... if you could? Maybe what Varys said about him "There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man" .
I would go with "They will bend the knee or I will destroy them." Another longer one you could cut down for a sig:
Quote:
Originally Posted by His Grace
Just going to point out that EoFF House Lannister is pretty stacked. None of the other houses can really compete with us. Therefore, as the head of House Lannister I guess I rule EoFF.
(SPOILER)Until your son shoots you with a crossbow on the privy.
“To Winterfell we pledge the faith of Greywater. Hearth and heart and harvest we yield up to you, my lord. Our swords and spears and arrows are yours to command. Grant mercy to our weak, help to our helpless, and justice to all, and we shall never fail you.I swear it by earth and water. I swear it by bronze and iron. “We swear it by ice and fire." - A Clash of Kings
EDIT: Lonely Paper Star/Pitye is the bestest. Thanks~
Our liege, House Stark, needs a custom title!
stay away from me creep :oQuote:
How are you doing :jokey:
Weren't we doing name changes?
The staff are failing at this event.
Way to drop the ball, Lannisters.
I'm not sitting through the confusion of everyone with different names and sets for an entire month.
:(
If I change my name, EoFF will crash for ten minutes. This is not an exaggeration, this is a thing that actually happens. That's just me. It suffers varying headaches depending on how many posts you have made too. It would take me an hour or two to do this trout. Really not worth it.
No, we're not changing names. That's a horrible idea.
changing names will only bring more confusion :o
i wouldnt know who is who anymore.. its fine like this if you ask me
Oh cool, I'm Ygritte. I get to make fun of Jon Snow's morning boner while tied up ooohhh yeeaaah.
GIVE ME DOLOROUS EDD
Steve is a perfect Jon Snow when you think about it. Steve would love to have the Night's Watch vows as an excuse as to why he's still a virgin.
Bunny;
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Quin;
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OH GODDAMNIT THERE'S AN ANNOYING LINE. Changed the line to black, this is so so so annoying :(
Psychotic, that avatar of yours is epic
Lonely paper star, wich character are you? :o
Wot, it's on now?!
"You know nothing, Iceglow."
It even keeps the rhythm!
So you let the ego with the eyebrow change to Jon Snow....pathetic
Also kent as Ed Tollet is perfect.
Locky is the best. xD
Could I have House Payne added to my titles, please?
Could you change mine to House Baratheon Of Dragonstone please? I don't want to be accociated with the other Baratheons, one a drunkard fool and the other a treasonous little girl.
Thank You.
I was trying to figure out who this "treasonous little girl" you spoke of was, thinking you meant Cersei.
Then it hit me. You hero. xD
Speaking of houses. Make Bubba, Iceglow, and me into the Night Watch.
Omg, Podrick is such a cutie. I want to eat his face off.
Night's Watch, Proots. Night's Watch. :colbert:
Also, I'd make it Men of the Night's Watch, just 'cause.
Pod is adorably awkward. :D
Awkward? How dare you. I doubt a little boy like you could even hold a spear, let alone jam it through the face of a member of the Kingsguard. :p
This is why I have an older sister who is badass. Also, I have precog dreams and already know when I am going to die. So no worries. :p
(SPOILER)Can we ban NCG since Drogo is dead?
(SPOILER)Only if we get to cut off your hand. :colbert:
(SPOILER)I type all these posts one-handed anyway.:jokey:
(SPOILER)I should find a way to charge you.
(SPOILER)That is enough! Gross!
so Im writing this on my phone... I need my laptop back so I can bitch about how cold it is here more!
I've been using Simplified so often lately that I had no idea that this was actually happening. D= Oops. Also, my favourite so far is Bubba.
Wall Diary: Day 5
I have always been ambitious, but I have been frustrated at recent attempts to achieve my long term goals
I am currently formulating a plan which would leave me commander and ruler of all the seven kingdoms. To accomplish this, I have a number of complex targets set, along with dates in which they will need to be completed.
There is, however, a flaw in the plan.
My extremely high level of ambition is matched only by my spectacular inability to perform any simple task... or move in any way.
I was so disappointed at missing out on the action that I whipped together a really troutty sig and avatar. I'll do a better one when I get back home from holiday. Anyway, time to get into character;
"....."
No, don't mind me any. I'll just wait for the Wall to get a fancy title. Of course, once they get it up I'll probably be the first they send there.
I love coming back to this thread and seeing more and more characters show up.
Thanks mang
thats the hound's brother, right??
You're all crazy.
I read the book then watched the first episode.
I don't even know who 1/4 of these people are :p
Are we going to get a Night's Watch usergroup any time soon
I mean I know we're mostly ignored and all but surely some small tribute is still habitual
The Lannisters don't seem very dependable right now. ;o
They never were, traitors the bunch of them. Just hungry for power.
They have debts to pay off. What's that phrase? "A Lannister always pay his debts." Get on with it, Lannisters.
Personally, they are more of a "Hear Me Roar!" than anything else. :p
If someone makes me a King Robert set I'll use it :p
What do we Lannisters care of matters in the North?
My lord, I believe the brothers in black are the ones fending off common enemies beyond the wall, to keep the Seven Kingdoms safe. They should be recognized.
Prom Night is Coming
The night is dark and full of keggers...
Bahaha it has some of my fav youtubers.
freya, stop making me turn around.. my neck hurts... brush my hair!
Wall Diary: Day 11
My frustrations continue in the quest for control over the seven kingdoms. It appears movement is a key factor in gathering support for your cause. I don't have many followers. In fact, there are many who just walk all over me. How can I gain their love and respect when they are allowed to do this?
There are none that match me for sheer size, strength, stability and durability. I ask myself, what other kingly traits must I portray in order to gain their allegiance? What is the one thing that could speed my rise to the throne? As each day passes, a shadow grows in my mind and I fear the answer is simple.
Don't be a wall.
Snarks and grumpkins.
...
Snorks and blumpkins?
So I finally joined this. I can't believe it took me two weeks to fire up photoshop and create a suitable set :(
Yayyyy! :heart:
FINALLY GOD
You should find a gif of his face change, Aaron.
I don't have a program that can handle resizing animated gifs right now. :( If one of you does, feel free to present me with a good 82x82 gif in that vein :monster:
why don't I get a house title?!
For our Robb Stark
Avatar:
http://i.imgur.com/GAGgEVf.png
Signature:
Edit:
http://i.imgur.com/XxNX6TW.png :p
king in the north*
I'd change my avatar and everything, but, well, you know how it is. I have no head.
You are Lancel. :colbert:
If I'm Lancel, you're definitely The Hound on account of your face. Seriously, Lancel is a sixteen year old prettyboy who kills a king and sleeps with the GoT character played by Shlup. I don't know how anyone can see anything of me in him. I'm not young, I'm not pretty, I'm not a killer and when I went to Shlup's place I slept on the floor.
I don't even care, I am so in love with The Hound that it's ridiculous.
So... you're in love with yourself?
I'm happy enough being Ned, he's the character I would aspire to be if I lived in such a world as that. If someone wants to make me a sig then I can use that at the very least. You can perhaps have it as simple text stating 'Would have Ned's face in my avatar, but Joffrey chopped it off.'
Duuuude you're so lancel.
:rolleyes: Kids.
:thumb:
You have my thanks.
/kills someone
conformity!
Omg Jowy is so Robb.
Where's my ale and a good whore house!?
you know.. i find melisandra anoying...
everytime she opens her mouth: 'the night is..'
YEAH YEAH YEAH its dark and full of terrors .. jeez! yr like a broken record !!:P
/remains dead :skull:
wooden swords only work so well.
He might not be dead!
Sharkythesharkdog
as an unamed Lannister extra
I have hope for Syrio because of (SPOILER)the face-changing.
If anyone confirms that theory, though, I will slaughter you with my vines and flowers, Poison Ivy-style. I want to be surprised, damn it.
OMG WHAT IF HE IS (SPOILER)ACTUALLY JAQEN H'GHAR FSODUFOSUFSDLFLSUFOSUFSDOFU
Well, they did find him in the dungeons after Stark's household was wiped out, and he was certainly happy to tell Arya he was her friend for no reason.
SYRIO FOR JAQEN '13 HOOT HOOT
I loved Syrio's character. If this little theory is true, I hope he shifts back to Mr Afro head. Just look at his hair! It's amazing!
*Might have mistaken Syrio for someone else*
(SPOILER)Syrio = Jaqen = The Kindly Man = Hodor
I hate coming into this thread and seeing Spoiler tags everywhere that I'm not sure if I want to click on or not due to some people having read the books so I have no idea if it's in reference to what I've seen in the show thus far or not. :colbert:
Mine and TB's most recent ones are just speculation. You can click them if you want speculative ideas put into your head!
(I have not read the books, either.)
Aulayna--if you haven't read the books, don't click the spoilers.
Except for what Shorty said about our recent ones. :)
Also, is it just me, or does anyone else think that Syrio looks like Robert Downey Jr.?
Part of me thinks the (SPOILER)Syrio = Jaqen theory is just epileptic trees. It's nowhere near as well supported as the (SPOILER)Rhaegar x Lyanna = Jon theory. However, there are still some vague subtexts that hint that there might be something to it. It certainly would be awesome if true, since those two characters are two of the most badass ensemble darkhorses in the series and them being the same person would make them even more badass.
For starters, there's (SPOILER)Coldhands=Benjen. I seem to remember a lot of good evidence for it in ADWD but I can't find any good summary of it that's fully up to date. I can't think of any other theories that are plausible but I'm sure I'm forgetting at least one. I have heard several pretty good crackpot theories though, including one that (SPOILER)Cersei is pregnant as of AFFC and another that (SPOILER)Dany miscarried at the end of ADWD. There's an even more crackpot (and convoluted) theory I like which I'll try to find the summary for later.
More info on (SPOILER)RxL=J can be found here, here and here. Spoilers, obviously.
Oh, yeah, I think it was always very obvious to begin with.
Ok, here's that super convoluted crackpot theory I like. It's in super, super crackpot theory land, but it does have a certain amount of disturbing Lovecraftian logic to it.
Major ADWD spoilers, don't click if you haven't finished the book1. When Arya is stalking Varys and Illyrio:
1a. She hears water dripping in the distance.
1b. Next she observes Illyrio and Varys coming up from a vast 'well'(this is the word GRRM uses) that goes down out of sight.
1c. Varys pulls a lever and a wall descends blocking the well from sight.
1d. After the two come up, Arya trails them for quite a long distance, gradually descending.
1e. Finally she loses them, stumbles forward and finds herself at the end of a sewer emptying into the river. She dives in and swims for a while to get clean, washes her clothes, then scampers off home.
2. Varys and Illyrio are both noted for their abnormally large size, while also noted as being incredibly light on their feet. This suggests an abnormal strength.
3. Varys is noted to have a peculiar, slimy smile. This could be interpreted to mean he does not show his teeth, and that could be because he has very abnormal teeth.
4. When Tyrion threatened to throw Varys overboard, Varys retorted that he would be sursprised at the result.
5. There is noted to be no bed in Vary's quarters. If he is a Merling he would likely sleep at sea or like most fish perhaps not at all.
6a. Another character we know with peculiar teeth is Biter, another abnormally large man with enourmous strength.
6b. The idea that this barely sentient being sat around and filed all his teeth just to scare people is absurd.
7. Varys and Illyrio both associate humans with birds, naturally as these are two lower species to them. Explains the ease with which they chop off children's tongues.
8. From their one meeting, it appears that the Merlings are experts at manipulating the humans in secret. And also there is a hint these two have plenty of patience, they seem to be comfortable waiting years for their plans to bear fruit. Perhaps they have very long lifespans or are just more patient than humans.
9. When the subject of eating people came up, Varys licked his lips.
10a. Varys likely is not a Eunuch, as there is a point where he is parlaying with Tyrion where Tyrion notes that his voice seemed deeper than usual.
10b. Even if he is a Eunuch, it doesn't mean he has to be human.
12. Since he probably isn't a Eunuch, Vary's lack of sexual interest in human females is explained by being a Merling.
13. Littlefinger comes from a seafaring merchant family of Braavos and is an accomplished sailor himself, if anyone is likely to ever see the reclusive Merlings, it's the merchants and fisherman.
14. One of Littlefinger's ships is named 'The Merling King'.
15. Littlefinger claims to have Varys completely under his control.
16. House Manderly. Hugely fat, port city, can't ride a horse, they even have a Merling as their house crest. Wyman Manderly bakes Freys into pies.
17. With no readily apparent motivation, Ser Mandon Moore tried to murder Tyrion on the Blackwater. When thrown overboard, it is noted he did not scream.
18. Mandon Moore is referred to repeatedly as having dead eyes or fish eyes, and of having "no life but duty".
19. Before being attacked, Tyrion had just set Blackwater Bay on fire using wildfire which would be deadly to any creatures living underneath.
20. The Drowned God. Very handy to have a large group of humans willing to do anything for you, and it provides a ready source of spies in places of power, such as Patchface, who often tells riddles about life under the sea.
21. There is something more to Patchface, as he foretold the Red Wedding.
22. Doesn't it seem suspicious that Euron Greyjoy was so well prepared for the Kingsmoot? Almost as though he knew that this ancient ritual for selecting a ruler would resurrected -- almost as if it was done specifically for him. Perhaps Euron has been playing his brother Aeron for a fool by filling his head with "voices from the sea".
23. Davos Seaworth's visit from the "The Mother" may have actually been a siren or a mermaid. After his rescue, Davos was primed and determined to kill Melisandre. Like Aeron and Patchface, it seems Davos's drowning may have filled his head with ideas.
24. Melisandre is afraid of Patchface.
25. Brienne is told about 'squishers' by one of her companions. They are described as man eating fish people that walk on two feet.
26. If you were to give a baby the name Varys in our world today, it would mean the following: Varys - Vari - Stream; Varish - Sleeping on the Sea
27. "The storms come and go, the waves crash overhead, the big fish eat the little fish, and I keep on paddling."
28. What do Varys and Illyrio want with Dragons? This is more speculative, but consider that:
28a. When you bring Ice and Fire together, you get water.
28b. Is it as simple as this? Bring the dragons north and melt the Ice, including perhaps the entire Wall. What you have done then is raise the coastlines around the entire world. Magical global melting...
What do the merlings get out of it? Liebensraum. More ocean real estate.
28c. If the flooding were extreme enough, only a few islands would remain, places like the Eyrie.
28d. Littlefinger, "The Merling King", has made his seat the Eyrie.
28e. If this theory is correct, Littlefinger would have been made King by Merlings, giving a new take on the meaning to the ship's name.
I have no idea how people have time to come up with readings this complex. Note that one detail in this is incorrect though; it's mentioned that there is a bed in Varys' quarters somewhere, but Tyrion notes that it is very, very uncomfortable (nonetheless, he suggests to Shae that they have sex there).
hey who would i be
wait for it
male arry!
Errr This might sound stupid, but what's a Merling? :shobon:
There's some info on them in this thread. We haven't actually seen one in the series yet so it's not surprising that you'd forget they exist. I'd forgotten they existed too until I stumbled across this theory, tbh.
If people can please label their spoilers as "TV spoiler" or "Book spoiler" it would be lovely. :D
They're pretty much one and the same, BoB.
Spoilers about what happened in the TV series I can read as I've seen all of the TV series so far. Spoilers about the books I don't want to read because they could reveal information that will ruin the future of the TV series for me (and, should I bother reading more of the books, obviously it will spoil those too).
Also, if they were one and the same then people wouldn't keep going around telling me that the books are different after the first season and that I should definitely read the later books...
the list on the first page needs an update :o
Anything that has been aired is a TV spoiler. Anything that has not been aired is a book spoiler.
Okay, fair enough.
I'm still not doing anything specific. Either don't read the spoilers, or read the books.
counting down!! 5 more days (6 for e and all the other internet-watchers ^^)
Yeah, sadly, it's actually 6 for me, as I have to torrent. :(
Luckily my mom has HBO and it goes up on HBO Go right after it airs :D So I get to watch it right after it airs :3
walking dead is regularly available for piracy around 7 PM PST the same evening. game of thrones will likely be just as easily obtained. :aimsun:
Game of Thrones will be available on torrents seconds after the premier ends.
Really? I've never had luck when I've tried. I've always had to wait til the next morning.
its perfect. walkind dead end, and GOT begins :3 so i still have a show to look forward to.
i dont mind waiting a day. as long as i make sure to watch it before i browse any further :P
When I was a downloader I never had to wait more than about an hour before episodes would show up on the internets. I get HBO now though, so it's all good.
Didn't they also crack down in the USA? I know some sites in Canada yield more fruitful results than in the USA, but that was a secondhand account from an American friend who used to live here.
Really you guys made me Cat? Plz. :colbert: :doublecolbert: :zombert: :mymelbert:
WHO IS ARYA'S "DANCING TEACHER" BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HIM
alternatively I want to be one of the Dothraki because so far they are the least annoying people in the entire thing
yeah I just now started watching this show and I am almost to the end of season one :shobon: I want to throttle everyone in Westeros; Dothraki takeover pls.
Syrio, who Sharky already is!
You can be one of those, "It is known." girls.
Pike = Jorah Mormont
I think next year I want to be Osha.
I think I'm more of an Osha.
That sentence in combination with your sig makes your post look way epic.
Me? Why thank you.
"Be a Dothraki with me."
*NCG-Drogo drops his daggers, and in an epic, manly manner, opens his arms for a welcoming embrace*
Why is everyone's signature upside down? Making my head hurt.
yeah that is annoying idd
Really staff? That's the extent to your April Foolery?
Your signatures look fine to me? :s The only I can see that's changed is Loony BoB's where he's finally come out of the closet.
I FIGURED OUT WHO I WANT TO BE
I WANT TO BE BRONN
IS ANYONE HIM YET BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HIM
edit after checking the OP: CURSE YOU DAN :mad2: I'm just going to be a dragon, now what guys :colbert:
DK is.
She's now my underling who needs to grow up faster.
You should be supporting me. :colbert:
Dragon is sort of dothraki. ish. Because of that one chick. whatsername. Daenyris or whatever.
Or she could be Dorreah.
which one is Dorreah
The one that sleeps with the big black guy, Ducksauce, and gets locked in a vault.
what, but she is terrible
i swear there are only like three tolerable females in this whole series
Arya, that one armored chick, and Dany has her moments
DANY IS NOT TOLERABLE.
yes she is, she is more interesting than any of the other chicks in this show
barring Arya and that one knight girl
I've heard DK say I'm going to end up hating Dany for something but until that comes to pass, she's awesome. And has Dragons. And is a baller Targaryen, i.e. a horrible person who happened to end up with massive world-changing powers.
Also yeah Brienne is pretty amazing.
Doreah's betrayal of Dany was pretty wat though, I'll admit.
Are you guys still doing this? I've changed my set since March is over.
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Well, I could go for another GoT set, if that's cool. I was thinking maybe doing Jorah after being Sam for a month.
I plan on keeping mine until I have time/inspiration for another set. XD
I don't mind being Arianne for a while. Lol.
I WANT TO BE OSHA