Ultimate Admin Thunderdome - THUNDERDOME CHAMPION REVEALED

I still stand by my reasoning for voting Del. If Psychotic was more suspicious to me, I would vote for him in a heartbeat.

I will say Psychotic has greatly added to my suspicion since my last post, though. While not at night, we have now seen him instigate a day kill of Parker. We now know he is capable of murder. While Del has Murder in his name, thoughts towards him actually killing people is complete speculation. My worries mentioned in the last post still stand with him. Even though Psychotic day killed Parker, he was very open about it within this thread. We clearly see motive in this thread for Parker's kill. I have still seen no motive on either person for actually killing Jiro. Still no alibis either. At this rate, Psychotic is dangerously close to having me change my vote, but I wish I could see more of an alibi from either party.

Parker was shot and killed by Psychotic in a day kill and identified as a Prostitute.

sorry guys I've been driving all day

I'm now accepting apologies and unvotes. :greenie:

##vote: Del Murder

is anyone actually surprised that parker was a hooker though

We need more votes, people!

Dammit Parker did you give me vd?

This just in: Del Murder suffers from VD, and could have received it from his resident prostitute!

Corrupt lawyers, gentlemen of the night... Del Murder is shaping up to be quite the suspect.

Could it be possible Psychotic found out what had happened, and his day kill of Parker was just to make sure no one would have to suffer the same vd fate that Del Murder now faces due to his... dealings... as a gentleman of the night?

im not sure i like the current direction of this thread guys

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im not sure i like the current direction of this thread guys

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Isn't being a dead prostitute every young man's dream?

I wonder what else he might get up to during the night...

Scotty, in your theory, you present Psychotic as having a conscience and caring about the welfare of members. What draws you to this conclusion?

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Originally Posted by Parker

im not sure i like the current direction of this thread guys

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Isn't being a dead prostitute every young man's dream?

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is this what you asked Jiro as you killed him?

did you think in your sick twisted psychotic mind that you were helping him?

I have nothing to back up this hypothesis. I am simply throwing the possibility out there for maybe Psychotic or Del to comment on.

Another possibility with the notion that Psychotic is not an upstanding person is that he did kill Jiro, but Jiro somehow caught wind of this possibility and told Parker of this before his death. Maybe Psychotic is underhanded and has killed off Parker to keep this possible truth from spreading. Then again, Parker has given no indication of this possibility while alive or dead.

What say you, Psychotic?

Edit: As I typed that, Parker gives some indication that Psychotic did kill Jiro, and perhaps Parker did know of this. Interesting.

Editra: And I am reminded of the post: THE DEAD CANNOT TALK or however it went. From Psychotic. Trying to keep Parker quiet, eh?

##unvote Del Murder

##VOTE PSYCHOTIC

You're right that I killed Parker to kill him quiet... because he's a member of the Mafia, as proven by his red role! Of course I don't want the Mafia's voice being heard in town.

Your theory is interesting - HOWEVER: We now know Parker was a member of the Mafia. Therefore if Jiro had expressed to Parker his fears that I would kill him, Parker would then tell me as we would've been team mates, and I wouldn't have killed him. However, if we assume Parker and I are not team mates, Parker, knowing Jiro feared death by my hand, would've helped Del to set up the kill in order to allow the mafia to then frame me for the killing.

Checkmate, sir. :holmes:

Oh, is Prostitute an actual role in the mafia? Or is that just indicated by the red color when Shorty announced it? I haven't played much mafia so I didn't really know how to tell.

##UNVOTE Psychotic until I can receive an answer regarding this query.

Edit: For some reason your "I'm now accepting apologies and unvotes" was something I misread and interpreted that people would be unvoting Del and voting for you. I don't know why.

Editra: Of course, this isn't real Mafia. Maybe you didn't actually know Parker was Mafia. Maybe he was in a rival Mafia. Maybe Del and Psychotic are both rival Mafia leaders. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybeline.

Editaga: ##VOTE DEL MURDER While I can't unshake some suspicion towards Psychotic, he does now provide the most compelling evidence. And Del was my original gut reaction. I was always taught when choosing between two or more options on a test to go with my gut reaction because it is most likely right. Education, don't fail me now.

Editaga x2: Also, if Parker is indeed mafia, Del has admitted to dealings with Parker which is suspicious indeed. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF DEL MURDER?

Okay you needs have until I wake up to vote because I am 300 miles from home and beat

You can tell she's tired because she couldn't even insult us properly. NEEDS?!

She needs us apparently.

Having considered the evidence before me, I ##unvote Marick and ##vote Del Murder. I still believe Marick to be guilty of many things though, let the record show that.

Psy killed Parker obviously hoping to implicate Del. But how did Psy know what Parker was unless Psy is also scum?

##Vote: Psychotic.

Because Psychotic is really good at mafia and that's what Psychotic does, numbnuts.

I believe with Huxley's vote that puts the contenders at a tie for the round. Damn you, nerds. How can we solve the murder if we have a tie? More on this after the winner of the thunderdome is revealed. I've got the name of Jiro's murderer and hoo boy, it's a killer.

Now comes the important part. Everyone please pm me with the name of the contender you believe should be forced into retirement.

The rounds are over. The game is finished. Everyone and anyone, you decide who is going home.

Oh sorry Raistlin, I didn't see your vote! I'll get a tally up this evening. This certainly changes things!

The people decide the winner? That's not fair; they don't know anything!

He has a point.

Here that, folks? Del Murder thinks you're a bunch of nitwits!

Hear is why you can't trust Shorty.

shorty ur a damn liability!!!!!

sort it out or you'll be on the breadlines before dawn!!!

Listen, I refuse to accept threats of violence from a dead hooker.

I'm... I'm not sure you really understand what a "threat" is, Moonflower.

Six votes in, with one that does not count for Loony BoB.

I vote for the one who killed the ferret in the woods. You know who you are.

No, I also vote for Loony BoB. Bystanders are just as guilty.

##Loony BoB

OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT

##vote: lonny bob

RISE UP

##Vote: Jiro. I think he offed himself and is tying to put blame on others and is now haunting us as a ghost :colbert:

Everyone has motive to kill me except me :jess:

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I find it highly suspicious that Del has said nothing about his sandwich preferences.
How can I trust someone if I don't know what he likes between two slices of bread?

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I died laughing at this.

so many deaths :(

RIP Sandwhich Man :(

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Kansas City Shuffle noun
Kan·sas Ci·ty Shuf·fle \\ 'kan-z?s 'si-te 'sh?-f?l

: the act of catching one completely off-guard and unaware so that trickery or deceit can take place.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

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When Del Murder approached me with the notion that he was fed up - absolutely fed up! - with the likes of Psychotic as a fellow administrator and confessed to me that he could no longer exist on staff while the offending party remained, he proposed that I should host a thunderdome between the two of them to force the loser into retirement. His reasoning in approaching me was that I was the only member who had had met the two of them, and as such, it only seemed fitting that I host the proposed match. I accepted his offer with a smile.

In honoring me with the position of hosting this epic match between two of the greatest administrators to grace these forums, Del Murder unknowingly rooted himself in the position of inevitable failure with regard to the outcome. For you see, the true manner of the relationship between yours truly and P. Sychotic has been veiled throughout the entirety of these challenges, and I have carefully and scrupulously stacked the odds against Del Murder since even before the start of the thunderdome.

Do you, dear members, consider that I would have chosen word jumbles as a challenge had I not known that Psychotic was the absolute master of them, able to solve them in mere minutes (as he was able to demonstrate so perfectly)? Do you think that in a battle of choosing insulting and humiliating names for the opponent that Del Murder stood even the slightest of chances of coming out on top? I will admit that I sought to give Mr. Murder a small advantage in pulling ahead with the rap battle, but his talents once again proved inadequate and once again, it can be objectively proven that Psychotic came out on top. I barely needed to lift a finger when it came to pitting the supporters against one another - of course Psychotic's would prove to be the fiercest and most loyal. The last task would be where it would all fall together - two greatly skilled mafia players challenging their skills against one another. The outcome was of no consequence by this time - Psychotic had thrashed Del Murder in all the rest of the rounds and it mattered not if he lost this one. In fact, one might be able to say he willingly handed it over to Del Murder on account of pity for the man.

Had Del Murder chosen more carefully, he might have earned himself a better place in the ranks other than where he currently sits, which is at the mercy of my scandalous betrayal to my impartial referee duties. You see, it's the slow knife, the knife that takes its time. The knife that waits years without forgetting, then slips quietly between the bones. That's the knife that cuts deepest.

Beginning today, a new reign of terror is upon the forums. And with that, I put an end to this match and declare Psychotic as Champion of the Ultimate Admin Thunderdome.

Del Murder, your defeat has been determined. Proceeding, this public forum will act as a sentencing hearing.

Now, what will it be? Retirement or exile?

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MU SuperFan is just jealous because he has not found the true love that we share, even after secretly dating half of the EoFF member list.

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I smurfing knew it was rigged. God smurfing dammit.

Certainly a disappointment, but one of the reasons I wasn't actively supporting Del in this thread even though I am his 'advisor' is because I have been very busy dealing with his various other (more important) nefarious activities.

Also, knowing that this was rigged begs the question - how far up does this staff corruption and forum game rigging go? I will get to the bottom of this!

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Certainly a disappointment, but one of the reasons I wasn't actively supporting Del in this thread even though I am his 'advisor' is because I have been very busy dealing with his various other (more important) nefarious activities.

Also, knowing that this was rigged begs the question - how far up does this staff corruption and forum game rigging go? I will get to the bottom of this!

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If you want some goss from a former inside man then (SPOILER)ask Agent Proto or (SPOILER)Guardian XIII or (SPOILER) Levian or (SPOILER) Flying Mullet.

Wouldn't it be awesome if this turns out to be a prank?

I see how it is. I was hoping for a fair contest between rivals...and this is what I get. This is the thanks I get for putting my time and effort into this contest? Unacceptable.

If I must choose, I choose exile. I don't want to be at a forum let alone on a staff that shows level of corruption. I will not stand for it. Therefore I must end it.

Sorry dude, but it was all over when you couldn't complete your assigned parody. These are dark times. Where is the Admin that EoFF needs right now?

Okay, guys, I've decided I think ##Psychotic should retiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhtrout.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

I see how it is. I was hoping for a fair contest between rivals...and this is what I get. This is the thanks I get for putting my time and effort into this contest? Unacceptable.

If I must choose, I choose exile. I don't want to be at a forum let alone on a staff that shows level of corruption. I will not stand for it. Therefore I must end it.

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So, death then?

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

I see how it is. I was hoping for a fair contest between rivals...and this is what I get. This is the thanks I get for putting my time and effort into this contest? Unacceptable.

If I must choose, I choose exile. I don't want to be at a forum let alone on a staff that shows level of corruption. I will not stand for it. Therefore I must end it.

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In the words of my father "No time for losers 'cause we are the champions" :smug:

I've done some digging, and apparently this corruption goes all the way to the top. Every Admin has access to user private messages. Shorty obviously knows this, and deleted all the incriminating messages from her inbox. But she forgot about her Sent folder. Here's what I found:

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Originally Posted by Shorty to Loony BoB

Are you sure you nerds want me to do this? You two may not always agree, but he's been pretty loyal to this site for 10 years. He's also been dominating the competition up until this point. I'm not sure the members will buy it.

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Originally Posted by Shorty to Loony BoB

Okay okay... you don't have to use that type of language with me. You are the absolute worst, but you're the boss. We'll rig it so that he loses, but Paul will need some help because he's really struggling out there.

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I will not let this stand!

A nice try from Del Murder to implicate me, but anyone who knows me knows that I will argue walls of text with Loony BoB instead of a meek "Are you sure?" and then falling in line with his demands with no fight put up. :shobon:

I have administrative measures on my side as well. One of my many secret second accounts was given admin access and I used its privileges to pull this information:

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB to Del Murder

Find a way to get Psychotic out of the picture. He's too untrustworthy to handle the new world order that secretly began when I bought the site. We're rolling it out this year and calling it "Project Chocobo."

I trust only you. You must not fail.

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Things didn't work out for either of you so well, did they?

You don't have any secret second accounts with admin access. :colbert:

Yeah, nice try. I'm not sure how you knew about Project Chocobo but that's not even a tenth of what it is.

Is this like in Harry Potter when no one can be trusted cuz like Imperius Curse and Voldemort & trout?

Is it -that- kind of dark times?

It's always reassuring to know when you chose the winning side.

Candy Cane Delivery, Kupo!

I was just casually making my way back through Eizon when I noticed a new message was left for me after my disappearance. I know I said I wouldn't reveal who sends what, but this message was actually meant for the Post Secret (really, why was it sent to me?) I suspect he was drunk and didn't know what was going on when he sent it. The news of this message needs to be brought to light.

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Originally Posted by Loony Bob to Candy Cane Moogle

I was the one who did it. I killed Jiro. Shorty, Psychotic, Del... I need them all gone. This contest I've planned is all a ruse to pit my people against them.

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You don't have any secret second accounts with admin access. :colbert:

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What was that, Agent Smelly? /smug

You had Psy's help. :colbert:

Why would I need help from anyone when I have access myself?

And why do you fools remain staunchly loyal to Del Murder who is clearly in cahootz with the owner to destroy these forums!?

What if Psy is actually the super secret alternate account?

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A nice try from Del Murder to implicate me, but anyone who knows me knows that I will argue walls of text with Loony BoB instead of a meek "Are you sure?" and then falling in line with his demands with no fight put up. :shobon:

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Whenever I bring up something in staff I just assume that Shorty will not be happy with it. If she is happy with it, I start to worry...

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB to Del Murder

Find a way to get Psychotic out of the picture. He's too untrustworthy to handle the new world order that secretly began when I bought the site. We're rolling it out this year and calling it "Project Chocobo."

I trust only you. You must not fail.

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Things didn't work out for either of you so well, did they?

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On the contrary, I feel the result of this contest is an excellent example to any staff that dare to fail me. I thank you for carrying out this favour. And I'm not one to condone the abuse of defenceless girls, so I also commend you for ensuring that your belt remains nothing but a belt.

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Find a way to get Psychotic out of the picture. He's too untrustworthy to handle the new world order that secretly began when I bought the site. We're rolling it out this year and calling it "Project Chocobo."

I trust only you. You must not fail.

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Things didn't work out for either of you so well, did they?

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On the contrary, I feel the result of this contest is an excellent example to any staff that dare to fail me. I thank you for carrying out this favour. And I'm not one to condone the abuse of defenceless girls, so I also commend you for ensuring that your belt remains nothing but a belt.

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How is this an example of what happens to staff when they fail you? With my help, Psychotic slaughtered his competition and defeated Del Muerto. By my calculations, you don't enter into that scenario at all aside from appointing a failure disciple to carry out your bidding.

You don't scare me!

lame rigged gay fixed etc

oh yea and can i be alive now and my status as Prostitute changed to Reformed Prostitute who now helps young women avoid the whole prostitution path, and is generally pretty much a hero?

Wow. How horrible! The whole of staff did not endorse this debacle!

i knew this smurfing thing was rigged from the beginning

Parker has been revealed as a Reformed Prostitute who now helps young women avoid the whole prostitution path, and is generally pretty much a hero in the eyes of lowerclass denizens.

Shorty has been revealed as Mafia and Jiro's True Murderer.

My condolences, pumpkin. It wasn't personal, purely political. :heart: Your murder was used to oust Del Murder from staff in a righteous thunderdome war.

See, I told you guys it was really Shorty who killed Jiro!

Well, I din't outright say it, but I heavily implied it with my original vote for Shorty in the last round.

Take note, EoFF, for from this moment forward, Proto will forever tout, "I told you so that Shorty was evil!" and you will have to hear it for the rest of your lives.

tbf most of us knew already

Additionally, everyone who is saying "I knew it was rigged from the start!!!" is guilty of admitted indifference, which in turn makes you equally guilty for both Del Murder's oust and Jiro's death.

You should all spend some quality time reflecting on your personal choices and values.

i tried to get lonny bob ousted; it's not like i did nothing

we have had some fun in this thread and del's song was pretty touching and very sweet so thank you for your service del we will miss you and when you have some time between burpin babies and daiper changes i hope you still have time to pop by and say hello. much love and good luck

I'm not done yet. I won't go down without a fight! I demand justice...internet justice. There is only one person I can turn to now...

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What if Psy is actually the super secret alternate account?

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That would make some of the conversations I've had both in PM and on XBL very strange.

Sarah, I knew you were with me (in supporting Paul to clarify), you're one of us at heart. You truly belong with us now, there is no going back!

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Find a way to get Psychotic out of the picture. He's too untrustworthy to handle the new world order that secretly began when I bought the site. We're rolling it out this year and calling it "Project Chocobo."

I trust only you. You must not fail.

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Things didn't work out for either of you so well, did they?

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On the contrary, I feel the result of this contest is an excellent example to any staff that dare to fail me. I thank you for carrying out this favour. And I'm not one to condone the abuse of defenceless girls, so I also commend you for ensuring that your belt remains nothing but a belt.

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How is this an example of what happens to staff when they fail you? With my help, Psychotic slaughtered his competition and defeated Del Muerto. By my calculations, you don't enter into that scenario at all aside from appointing a failure disciple to carry out your bidding.

You don't scare me!

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I think you're forgetting which one failed me in the task I laid out in the PM you quoted.

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I'm not done yet. I won't go down without a fight! I demand justice...internet justice. There is only one person I can turn to now...

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Never fear, citizen! Super Delete has arrived! Looks like this forum has gotten pretty corrupt while I was away. That's means more deleting for me to do. I'm up for the challenge!

Oh what. I h8 this guy.

rip in peace ff babe

I actually preferred it when she called lonny bob a clown face. Like, what does that mean? Your face makes me laugh? You have a clown's make up on? You literally have an entire clown head to toe for a face? What?

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You had Psy's help. :colbert:

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This one had nothing to do with me, toots.

Oh, thank goodness. After so many years Super Delete has come back.
It's only a shame Del Murder left so quickly after these events. I'm sure he would have greatly appreciated your help.

Del Murder is a busy man but thankfully we spoke shortly before I arrived and he filled me in on the details. I'm currently going through the EyesonFF staff forum and I must say--it's not looking good here. I fear this may my biggest challenge yet.

You know, on most forums it's just a cute joke to say "leave while you still can," "don't drink the water" or "we're all mad here" on a newbie's welcome thread.

Not here. This place really is smurfed up.

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Yeah, nice try. I'm not sure how you knew about Project Chocobo but that's not even a tenth of what it is.

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Are you assembling a team?

Thank goodness Super Delete is here! This place is a mad house! A madhouse! Theundeadhero hasn't had time to hero it up lately so it's great we have another superhero. Save us from the tyrants super delete!

All this talk of intercepting Mognet messages just means that VTG was right all along. All the staff are corrupt. Time for me to reclaim the revolutionary helm and turn EoFF into a communist paradise. Come, comrades. Let us fight for equality and dispose of the tyrants. Do not put your faith in this "superhero"; show them the strength of your own hands!

Staff may be at odds with eachother now with Loony BoB tugging at his puppetmaster strings and Del Murder so badly burned that he has to call on an internet superhero to appoint his own justice, but understand that we will come down on you cretins with all the force of The Empire blowing apart Alderaan if you casuals try to start a revolution.

Stay safe, stay in your homes, kiss your children goodnight.

While you still can.

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All this talk of intercepting Mognet messages just means that VTG was right all along. All the staff are corrupt. Time for me to reclaim the revolutionary helm and turn EoFF into a communist paradise. Come, comrades. Let us fight for equality and dispose of the tyrants. Do not put your faith in this "superhero"; show them the strength of your own hands!

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Ghost Communist.

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For you see, the true manner of the relationship between yours truly and P. Sychotic has been veiled throughout the entirety of these challenges, and I have carefully and scrupulously stacked the odds against Del Murder since even before the start of the thunderdome.

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I wholly agree with rigging things especially against Del Murder, but wait what?? Am I reading too much into this or :erm:

I H8 YOU SUPER DELETE

I don't really hate him; that's just his slogan.

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For you see, the true manner of the relationship between yours truly and P. Sychotic has been veiled throughout the entirety of these challenges, and I have carefully and scrupulously stacked the odds against Del Murder since even before the start of the thunderdome.

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I wholly agree with rigging things especially against Del Murder, but wait what?? Am I reading too much into this or :erm:

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I can answer this question for you for only 7.99

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For you see, the true manner of the relationship between yours truly and P. Sychotic has been veiled throughout the entirety of these challenges, and I have carefully and scrupulously stacked the odds against Del Murder since even before the start of the thunderdome.

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I wholly agree with rigging things especially against Del Murder, but wait what?? Am I reading too much into this or :erm:

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I can answer this question for you for only 7.99

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I'm listening. :shobon:

I mean I would've expected you to already know but I'll take money where I can get it. Everybody else has to pay for the information themselves though. Just cause I'm dead don't mean I don't need cash. The hookers here know about the GTA trick; it's how they got here.

Oh, no, darling, you misunderstand. You see, I know what I know. I am interested in what you think you know.

But so be it. If you require a price, I can offer one of non-monetary value. I have two and a half cookies (one half has been eaten), a flattened penny that I stuck on the backwater railroad tracks to transform, and a wrinkled ticket stub from a 2005 Weezer concert I can offer you instead of eight dollars.

Pick the Weezer ticket stub! That thing is a treasure.

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a flattened penny that I stuck on the backwater railroad tracks to murder hundreds

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Moonflower's eco-fanaticism has moved into the realm of terrorism.

It's not that at all! Pennies don't de-rail trains! It's just to flatten them out and make them a unique keepsake!

I like trains.

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I like trains.

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Well, that was a lark.

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Who wants to go out for pancakes?

Strawberry pancakes? :jiro:

*doesn't get any pancakes*

No, I don't like strawberries

I'm game for pancakes.

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Strawberry pancakes? :jiro:

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DON'T MAKE ME WAIT FOR IT

So long as I can have bacon and eggs on mine!