a vey odd poem by auron

Well
Well...
One I might be able to find
But the only problem is
It might not be at the right time.

You'll find
You'll find...
To your surprised delight
That when you are a communist
That any time is right!

You see
You see...
Not a communist I are
I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist
But I am NOT a porn star.

Huh?
Huh?
A communist you are not
But then you said that you might be
Which would make you a what?

Yes
Yes...
I am a what
Something that can't be explained
Without 'if' 'and' or 'but'.

Hard to explain
Hard to explain...
Exactly what you are
Well it isn't really,
You're a spammar!

Spammar
Spammar...
Now I am confused
This word does not exist
Though by it I am amused.

Indeed
Indeed...
That word does not exist
Just like "sulfur" and "flavor"
And others I could list!

I think
I think...
You are mocking my land
But at least where I live
I'm not surrounded by ocean and sand!

Trees and surf
Trees and surf...
Is what we have around
But at least enzed's smog free
And we can see the ground!

Ground
Ground...
As long as I know it's there
At least in Los Angeles
Everyone has dry hair.

Los Angeles
Los Angeles...
You people are absurd
With your accents and bad spelling
Distorting every other word!

Yah
Yah...
Correct our talking isn't
But how will you know how bad we are
If you never come to visit?

I'll never know
I'll never know...
But I shouldn't really stress
Cos I can watch The Simpsons
Your behaviour I can guess!

The Simpsons
The Simpsons...
Plainly you should see
Are much much different
Than the average American family.

Indeed
Indeed...
I can't really relate
When one family isn't real
But both are animate!

But all
But all...
Of our families are crazy
Mine is full of weirdos
Half of which are lazy.

Thanks for that
Thanks for that...
Bit of info that you shared
So now I'll ask the question:
Are you lazy or just weird?

To answer
To answer...
The question that you wrote
I will ask my own:
Why can't I be both?

The reason
The reason...
I tell you all the time
It is, quite simply
"BOTH" AND "WROTE" DON'T RHYME!

Good poets
Good poets...
Don't fret over the rhyme
It's what you say that matters
So but what both wrote FASARD!

I'm sorry
I'm sorry...
This reply took so long
But it's just so very hard
When you made the rhyme go wrong!

As am I
As am I
Sorry about my rhyming
But you must admit it was a good joke
Delivered with good timing.

Indeed
Indeed...
I'm sure that you will find
That most of your ramblings
Are oft of that kind.

True
True...
And you will also see
That even more so
Your ramblings amuse me.

la di da
la di da...
This forum is abused
But at least it distracts the spammers
And keeps the troops amused!

Amused
Amused...
It keeps us all the while
But even more than that
It makes us spammers smile.

Yesiree
Yesiree...
Can't keep the spammers down
Cos we like to make the spammers smile
Even if the poor staff frown.

Frown
Frown...
That I will not allow
And if I need to enforce some good
I will start right now.

Enforce
Enforce...
Which way do you stand?
Are you working for the staff
Or for the spammers' banned?

To that
To that...
I can easily reply
For I work for no one but
Me, myself and I.

Indeed
Indeed...
And I'm glad for you three
Enforcey dudes hiding out
In the "lie-barry"

But us three
Us three...
No matter how hard we try
Asking him all kinds of questions
We can't get Barry to lie.

Never
Never...
Will Barry a liar be,
For like one of your good guys
He'll chop down a cherry tree!

Good guys
Good guys...
Today there aren't many
Unless of course you feed their need
To make a pretty penny.

Pennies
Pennies...
With which you feed your brain
And while you do so I will go
And visit Penny Lane!

Go ahead
Go ahead...
But pennies aren't very clean
Meanwhile I'll be watching
From my Yellow Submarine.

Your turn
Your turn...
You can write the chorus
Don't forget to mention
THAT I AM THE WALRUS!

Enough
Enough...
Of this Beatles grog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log.

Go then
Go then...
Sleep your night away
Then when you awake
It'll be yesterday!

Yesterday
Yesterday...
That fills me with sorrow
Cause we'll be even further away
Since you live in tomorrow!

That's okay
That's okay...
You're not in a jam
As you post remember
All you need is spam!

Spam
Spam...
It's pink, it's salty, it's meat
Spam, spam
It's better than bad, it's neat!

Wow
Wow...
My memory you did jog
Recalling that commercial
For that awesome product LOG!

Ah yes
Ah yes...
That toy is not wimpy
What less could you expect
From the mind of Ren and Stimpy?

Ren and Stimpy
Ren and Stimpy...
Really were a ripper
But they weren't as famous
As Muddy Mudskipper!

There's Muddy
There's Muddy...
Mr. Horse and other gents
Powdered Toast Man
Don't whiz on the electric fence.

No sir
No sir...
I don't like it!
Play reruns now
Before I have a fit!

Haha
Haha...
In case you may have wondered
I get all the even posts
Which means I'll get number five hundred!

You may think
You may think...
That you get all the fun,
But whilst you post five hundred,
I post 501!

So
So...
That's not a feat
Since the zero's in 500
Look really neat.

Indeed
Indeed...
You've got many a zero
Which is just exactly why
You are no superhero!

A hero
A hero...
I very well may not be
But only 'cause when there's trouble
People don't look to me.

Trouble
Trouble...
One of the world's big flaws
People do not come to you
Because you are it's cause!

Well then
Well then...
It's finally been said
So I guess I could save the world
Just by being dead.

Okay then
Okay then...
Dead you better be
You might go and save the world
But you wouldn't've saved me.

And that
And that...
Is what I've been trying to say
What's the point of saving the world
When your own life gets lost on the way?

I see
I see...
I think you've said enough
Having just told me that
My life is lost and stuff.

I don't mean
I don't mean...
That people should not help
Just that why make a difference
If the difference can't be felt?

Well then
Well then...
If nothing can be felt
Then why continue to play with
These cards we have been dealt?

But we are
We are...
Insignificant grains of sand
And how can we know the cards
That aren't even in our hand?

Del Murder looks out a wooden window
the Calliope...
the Calliope spams up the thread
the Del Murder dies of laughter
Loony BoB runs away from the wooden window.........

Strange how you people changed the original poem style so fast O_o;;

I guess
I guess...
That's something that does face us
And that is why you should go get
Three or four pairs of aces!

Hey...Towns is right...we changed to rhyme on the second page...and then the first line repeaty thing comes in the fifth page. meh. Hey Towns, did you manage to read the whole thing?

But aces
But aces...
Are really hard to find
Just like making a pair
With something one of a kind.

(BoB, if you read the whole thing I'd give you mucho respect. And then say you have too much time on your hands.)

Pairs
Pairs...
You can throw into the mix
Just do a Penn&Teller
And learn some parlour tricks!

Penn & Teller
Penn & Teller...
One doesn't speak, the other's a slob
As for pairs like that
I prefer Jay & Silent Bob.

Jay and Bob
Jay and Bob...
Really have their quirks
Which they endeavour to make known
That crazy pair of clerks!

It's funny
It's funny...
That this pair we should mention
Cause suddenly Chasing Amy
Comes to my attention.

I'm sorry
I'm sorry...
I don't know where I've been
But Chasing Amy is a movie
That I have not yet seen.

Well you should
Well you should...
See the movie that is
And you should also empty your pm box
So you can receive messages.

My inbox
My inbox...
I emptied before long
But it doesn't really matter
Cos you've already gone.

You're right
You're right...
I am gone for good
So please mourn my passing
As any good friend would.

Indeed
Indeed...
I shall mourn your remains
But is that before or after
These here zombies eat your brains?

If they did
If they did...
Then I'm a zombie too
So you better be careful
Else I might eat you!

Don't eat me
Don't eat me...
I don't wanna be dead
So do me a favour
And go eat Towns instead.

I would love
I would love...
To do you this favor
But I'm pretty sure
BoB has no flavor.

Indeed
Indeed...
Towns may have no taste
But pretend it's a BBQ
Go get some baste.

I just realized
I just realized...
What we have been doin'
And it's quite disturbing
Talking about eating human.

That's okay
That's okay...
For as you may well see
This sorta talk is all okay
Cos it doesn't involve me!

You think
You think...
You may have me beaten
But I'm sure if this goes on
You too will be eaten.

No way
No way...
You are really wrong
Cos if I go and disappear
This poem won't go on!

If you disappear
If you disappear...
This poem will surely die
And I will be left sitting
Trying not to :cry:.

Don't have to
Don't have to...
Try very hard
You can easily go
And yoink another bard

Now Nicky
Now Nicky...
Do I really have to say it?
That in this poem game
Only with you I want to play it.

Fine then
Fine then...
You can post that way
But you'll be postin differently
If this is the last thing I say.

I doubt it is
I doubt it is...
This poem is like a drug
Once you get into it
You can't get out of it's hug.

Not at all
Not at all...
You are really wrong
And I guess that I should know
Cos I've been posting here this long.

I really
I really...
Don't know what to say
Does that mean you are
Going to go away?

Go away
Go away...
Doesn't everybody?
All I need is a cool car
Like Big Ears and Noddy.

Ooh
Ooh...
A cool car would be nice
One that is plastic
Made by Fisher Price.

Nope
Nope...
Don't be such a fool
You gotta get a dirtbike,
KAWASAKI NINJAS RULE!

I guess
I guess...
That would do quite well
But the ninjas I prefer
Come on the half shell.

Indeed
Indeed...
Whilst Krang's a nifty fellow
I really do prefer the likes
Of Mike and Donatello.

I like to hear
I like to hear...
Them say 'Cowabunga'
Almost as much as
The stylings of Bic Runga.

Pfft
Pfft...
Runga may well sway
But she doesn't have nunchucks
So she doesn't save the day!

Ok
Ok...
She has no super power
But neither does the Batman
And he makes villians cower.

You forget
You forget...
Batman's got lotsa cash
And really cool subtitles:
POW! KABLAMO! SMASH!

That's true
That's true...
Money certainly counts
Those troublesome slips of paper
That hardly weigh an ounce.

But of course
But of course...
Money grows on trees
Of the type always cut down
By evil fascist McDs.

McDonald's
McDonald's...
Is evil no doubt
But there are better places anyway
Like the tasty In N' Out.

Fast food
Fast food...
Made by folks who care
Pity though that In N Out
Cannot deliver here!

We've been occupied
We've been occupied...
By hamburgers and heros
And hadn't even realized
You got post five zero zero.

Sorry
Sorry...
That the count escaped me
It's just I'm all confused with
Your change of personality!

I know
I know...
I'm unsure of who I am
Am I person with feeling
Or just some ball of spam?

Indeed
Indeed...
Your fascade is quite lame
Can't you pretend to be yourself
Or is it not the same?

Okay
Okay...
Myself I will soon be
Just give me one final beverage
And I'll end this parody.

Hurrah
Hurrah...
No more of this silly fiction
I return to find instead
You are a contradiction!

I came here
I came here...
To be put at ease one day
But much to my sadness
This thread had gone away.

:(

Wrap it up
Wrap it up...
Coz it'll happen again soon
But I thought I'd let you finish
(and Nicky went over the moon) >_<;;

I don't understand
I don't understand...
Have we wronged him in some way?
Or in this quiet little Corner
Is someone hurt by our play?

Archive
Archive...
This poem you've composed.
But to do that to this thread
It will have to be closed.

Don't do that
Don't do that...
I'm not being overzealous
But I think that poor Danny Boy
Is just a little jealous!

Careful
Careful...
He does have the power
To end our bit of fun
And make our faces go sour.

That's true
That's true...
And he'd have quite a good laff
Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel,
Leave it open, for Boom Snaff?

I think
I think...
Our pleas fall on deaf ears
That the newbie has spoken
Despite all our tears.

Towns should know
Towns should know...
Closing makes us pained
And keeping this thread open
Results in spam being detained

BoB should know
BoB should know...
The havok we can unleash
If this thread is colsed
Causing our spam swords to unsheath.

Towns
Towns...
We've been through many phases
Leave the thread open for me
Or for the Strawberry Glazes!

Ha ha
Ha ha...
Hee hee ha ha ho ho
Will I let them spam?
Hee hee ha ha- No.

Quiet, you.
Quiet, you.
You'll do what they tell you to.
Otherwise when you get home tonight,
There will be no lovin' for you.

My Mum
My Mum...
Is the only other in this flat
And to leave this thread open for her lovin'?
I'll have NONE of that! >_<;;

Maybe
Maybe...
I'll try something new
I'll go and ring your Mum
And then I'll tell on you!

It's up to him
It's up to him...
If he feels he should impose
But if the roles were reversed
His relief from stress I would never close.

Pity then
Pity then...
The roles are not reversed
Cos it might be just a poem
But its' loss will leave me cursed

Let's stop
Let's stop...
Fretting over that man
And post some merry poems
While we still can.

Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha...
What a silly louse
For calling Daniel Towns a man
When he's more of
A mouse!

Forums were down
Forums were down...
And this poem stayed dead
And now that they are back
I can come here and cool my head.

Indeed
Indeed...
The fora have come back
But I didn't really miss them
I'm on a different track?

This track
This track...
On which you seem to be
When you look to the end
What is it that you see?

The end
The end...
Of this track is quite plain
For at the end of it I see
OH MY GOD! IT'S A TRAIN!

Oh no!
Oh no!
The train is coming fast
But I push you out of the way
As it goes zooming past.

Thanks Tony
Thanks Tony...
But as you can see
Daniel was driving the train
He's out to get me!

Don't worry
Don't worry
We'll stop the pain
Put a rock on the tracks
And derail that crazy train.

Derailing
Derailing...
Could cause quite a fuss
So I suggest instead
We collide it with a bus!

Ok
Ok...
We'll collide with him I guess
But when it's all over
Who will clean up the mess?

Well
Well...
I dunno what to do
So let us hire the Spam Brigade
The greatest cleaning crew!

We will
We will...
Accomplish this feat
And have a lunch
Of some yummy spiced meat.

Spiced Meat
Spiced Meat...
After surveying the debris
I think that I'll have to pass
And lunch later, please!

Fine then
Fine then...
Of mine you can't have any
But we'll see who starves
When all you have is a penny.

Au contraire
Au contraire...
You might think me fickle
But if I remember correctly
I also have a nickle!

As for that
As for that...
I surely do implore
That that nickel that you have there
Brings you luck forevermore.

No matter
No matter...
If it is lucky
Cos money can't buy happiness
And lifes best things are free

Well then
Well then...
What do you have there?
Cause if you found some free happiness
You better damn well share!

Share
Share...
I do that all the time
Just like you and Sarah
When you're chattin online!

If by sharing
If by sharing...
You mean being tricky
Stealing my computer
So she can talk to Nicky. :mad:

Talk to Nicky
Talk to Nicky...
Yeah, she does, and how!
Except that stupid nobody
Is talking to me now.

Well Nicky
Well Nicky...
You really have to tell us
Who this Nobody is
Cause I'm getting jealous!

I dunno
I dunno...
What I should really say
I'll just continue waffling
Randomly if I may

As for me
As for me...
You never cease to baffle
Cause I can't figure out
How someone can waffle.

Waffling
Waffling...
Doesn't require much timing
I do however insist
You work upon your RHYMING!

I'll work
I'll work...
Upon that soon you'll see
But for now I have to
Work on Geology.

Indeed
Indeed...
At your school of hard knocks
I'll leave you to study
After STEALING ALL THE ROCKS!

My my
My my...
You sure do have the touch
To make my roommates think I'm crazy
As I'm laughing so much.

Not really
Not really...
I'm really quite mundane
But they don't really take much
To believe that you're insane!

Maybe I am
Maybe I am...
Some kind of crazy guy
Who never makes sense
Dog cat hook cart pie.

Some kind
Some kind...
The mark you have there missed
For I think we will agree
You are the craziest!

But now
But now...
It isn't as easy
To act all insane
When nobody's around to see me.

oh i see
oh i see...
you and your masquerade
i like to watch you dance and dance
in the nut parade.

Nut parade
Nut parade...
Can you hear their cheers?
They think that you will eat them
And henceforth stems their fears.

Eat them
Eat them...
Now let's not be hasty
When compared with people
In N Out is much more tasty.

In n Out
In n Out...
Their burgers don't have starch
But do they have lotsa streamers
And can they go and march?

Starch
Starch...
Of that the burgers are free
Know what else they lack?
That funky MSG.

La di da
La di da...
As you can or cannot see
I'm eating rice for lunch today
Cos it's low in calorie(s)!

You know
You know...
The answer I have for that
I cannot see what you are eating now
Or if you are wearing your :hat:

My hat
My hat...
It's really pretty great
I can smuggle stuff in it
Don't have to pay for freight!

In that case
In that case...
Though it won't be easy
Do me a favor
And smuggle me a kiwi!

A kiwi?
A kiwi?
Who would want a kiwi?
if you really are a friend
you will smuggle me a kishi ;)

A Kishi
A Kishi...
I would grant you this boon
Except I fear it would disturb
Your Idol, Dr Unne!

To disturb
To disturb...
Truly is not hard
All you have to do
Is send a blank postcard.

*the postmaster walks in.*
*and thinks. good god*

a piece of gum
a piece of gum
can make your jaw very num
so be careful
and dont be dumb.


jezz.
its hard to come up with things after 19 pages have been filled with stuff.

lets bring the orginal back for a sec.

a vey odd poem by auron


a cat looks out a wooden window
the car..
the car runs over the dog
a cat dies of laughter
another cat looks throught wooden window........

just a recap.

Recap
Recap...
Is not all that you did
You put the poem to a stop
But I pried off the lid!

I wasn't
I wasn't...
The one who let this thread burn
I was waiting to post
It just wasn't my turn.

Yeah well
Yeah well...
Though it's burnt aplenty
We can keep apostin
Way past page atwenty!

I think
I think...
That's a good plan
To post in this thread
Until we get the ban.

Hey there
Hey there...
Don't give them ideas
Of stopping all our posting
Though it smite our peers!

And now
And now...
It's about time
That the Great Nicky
Has forked up on a rhyme!

I wonder...
I wonder...
why are you obsessed
with propagating this facade
and with every rhyme expressed

I wonder
I wonder...
Outside this poem odd
Why it is that your there sig's
Dedicated to a mod?

Vey odd
Vey odd...
Vey odd indeed
And more oddness in this poem
We surely do not need.

More oddness
More oddness...
Really isn't needed
Just as warnings from a few
Always go unheeded.

Those warnings
Those warnings...
Gave me great fear
But then minutes later
They went out the other ear.

Precious things
Precious things...
Found while one does wander
Like a pocket butterfly
And other things you squander

Squander
Squander...
We do that all the time
Squander our lives away
Left without a dime.

A waste
A waste...
A waste of such a life
But it could be not a thing else
When battered by such strife!

Wasting
Wasting...
Is something I know about
But what it takes to stop it
I have not figured out.

Stop it
Stop it...
Pretty easy, doncha know
All you gotta do is
Throw a turkey out your window!

Listen to you
Listen to you...
That's no way to make a living
Getting me kicked out of my family
By ruining Thanksgiving.

Well well
Well well...
Some turkeys do not fly
And that is not really your fault
So you shouldn't say goodbye!

Of course
Of course...
Cause when someone's being tricky
The blame never goes to me
Always on to Nicky.

It's true...
It's true...
Best spammer you were both in
This thread makes it understandable
I'm just glad a Kiwi did win.

A kiwi
A kiwi...
Although it cannot fly
Will most undoubtably win
It doesn't have to try :D

A kiwi
A kiwi...
May have won this time
But I think she and her fellow kiwi
Got away with the perfect crime.

That's funny
That's funny...
And you can watch me laugh
When you get kicked outta eoff
For accusing eoff staff!

Be careful
Be careful...
Of what off your tongue you let roll
Cause a few days ago
I was in control!

Control
Control...
You're in control of what?
Judging from your username
You can't control squat!

Time
Time...
For some fun
As spam ain't spam
Without its son.

It was truly
It was truly...
A morning beyond the norm
When they created
A Del Murder Forum.

Del's forum
Del's forum...
Twas really just a phase
Somewhere else you can find
Where to pass the bleys

I can not find
I can not find...
That silly little thread
Maybe the answer lies
In your silly little head.

I dunno
I dunno...
Where the answer is
Go and ask mr bleys
The thread is kinda his!